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The QC Joke Tellers Thread.

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KharBevNor:
Did you hear about Persil sending a million boxes of detergent to South-East Asia?

They heard there were a lot of people washing up on the beach.

Stryc9Fuego:
A son asks his father what the difference is between theory and fact. The father tells the son to ask his mom and sister if they would sleep with a complete stranger for a million dollars. The son does so and returns to the dad to say they both said yes. The dad then tells his son "Here's the difference: In theory, we're potentially millionaires, but the fact is that we live with a couple of whores."

Peet:
So this guy walks into a bar and starts a thread that could be very funny, but it gets bogged down with loads of people who suck.

-Doctor Doctor there is an invisible man here for you.

-Tell him I can't see him right now.

0bsessions:
A man wanders into a thread with the intention of post-grabbing.

0bsessions:
And he succeeded.

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