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Blue Kitty:
I was hoping Madonna would have gotten eaten, then again she may be tainted meat

DonInKansas:
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Switchblade:
"A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.  "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.  In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
 
However," he pointed out, "there is no lnaguage wherein a double positive can form a negative."
 
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right.""

alternative punchline in keeping with the apparent them of this thread.

"A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.  "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.  In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
 
However," he pointed out, "there is no lnaguage wherein a double positive can form a negative."
 
Most of his class were too bored to care, because he was kind of a dull lecturer. A couple of them took notes."

öde:
So Jeph Jacques walks into a photo thread naked.

cupcakeonastick:
What did the melon say to the other melon when he proposed?

We're too young! We cantaloupe!

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