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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2500 on: 02 Feb 2009, 21:59 »

Wait, how did Telstra get into that picture? Is Telstra an internet meme now and nobody told me??

url=http://users.on.net/~tarale/internetmadness.jpg

The bolded thing means it's from internode, so it's an Aussie who made the thing.  Maybe it's a big enough meme-thing on whatever board they frequent or they've mentioned it to their friends enough that they included it?

edit: Ok yeah, the artist's name is Taryn Hicks and she lives in Adelaide.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2501 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:11 »

http://www.geocities.com/daviduck83/Pokepeni2.htm

I was linked to this, and couldn't bear the horrible knowledge of its existence alone.  I'm so sorry, everyone.

I guess I just scrolled down to find Mudkip and marveled at how small he is. Why does anyone like them, then?

I'm going to go shoot myself in the face now.
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« Reply #2502 on: 02 Feb 2009, 22:15 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2503 on: 03 Feb 2009, 02:38 »

I am disappointed. I would have hoped for a script that just spat out gibberish like it was speaking in tongues until you killed it.

It does that now :)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2504 on: 03 Feb 2009, 03:02 »

FOX JUMPS ON BED YAAAAY!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2505 on: 03 Feb 2009, 07:29 »



An Australian traveller was caught at Melbourne International Airport with two live pigeons and an undeclared aubergine down his pants.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1134982/Pictured-Traveller-caught-airport-trying-smuggle-live-pigeons-aubergine--pants.html
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2506 on: 03 Feb 2009, 12:27 »

http://www.holladaddy.com/

Basically, this guy adopts two fake Myspace Personas, (A Boy & a Girl) and proceeds to aggressively trolls the bejeezus out of the "Gangster-est" looking choads on Myspace. I didn't really get it at first, but some of the things he's saying are pretty hilarious.

Specifically "Hollasaurus Rex" and "Holla-Day Inn".
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« Reply #2507 on: 03 Feb 2009, 13:18 »

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« Reply #2508 on: 03 Feb 2009, 13:25 »

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awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont
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because its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths the writing and talking im use to doing
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2509 on: 03 Feb 2009, 15:07 »

Dancing with cats

This was quite a while ago, but I'm just catching up on this thread, and when I saw this I had to comment that I actually own this book.  I bought it when I was about 9 because it had kitties in it.
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« Reply #2510 on: 03 Feb 2009, 18:06 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2512 on: 03 Feb 2009, 21:53 »

Ladies and gentlemen: The Moz

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2513 on: 04 Feb 2009, 13:06 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2515 on: 04 Feb 2009, 13:50 »

Is there a higher resolution version of that starship chart? I saw a similar exhibit at the Museum of Science Fiction last year, but that one is too small to read.

(Intentionally omitting "hurr hurr hot girlsex" comment)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2517 on: 04 Feb 2009, 14:14 »

Lexx is way bigger than I thought.
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« Reply #2518 on: 04 Feb 2009, 21:21 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2519 on: 05 Feb 2009, 06:55 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2522 on: 05 Feb 2009, 13:09 »

The best Songsmith bastardization is definitely either Enter Sandman or Roxanne. I can't remember the last time I encountered something so unbelievably surreal.
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« Reply #2524 on: 05 Feb 2009, 14:17 »

I don't know.  Maybe it's the sleep deprivation but this made me chuckle.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2525 on: 05 Feb 2009, 14:21 »

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« Reply #2527 on: 05 Feb 2009, 15:30 »

I'm going to bust out the Songsmith Roxanne at my next party. I am in no way kidding. I'm sitting in my chair and I can't stop dancing!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2529 on: 05 Feb 2009, 16:40 »

More Microsoft Songsmith Abominations

Because you all seemed so tickled about the first one
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2531 on: 05 Feb 2009, 21:29 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2532 on: 06 Feb 2009, 07:03 »

Effeminate Superman? Now that's comedy.
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« Reply #2533 on: 06 Feb 2009, 08:46 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2534 on: 06 Feb 2009, 11:45 »

Man, I just remembered this old Cartoon Network commercial from the dark recesses of my brain and was so happy Youtube had it:

Pulp Fiction with Shaggy and Droopy
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« Reply #2535 on: 06 Feb 2009, 12:46 »

I totally remember that add. I never made the connection.

There are so many things when I saw when I was little that would make so much more sense to me now.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2536 on: 06 Feb 2009, 12:48 »

The old cartoon network commercials were the best.
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« Reply #2537 on: 06 Feb 2009, 18:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2538 on: 06 Feb 2009, 18:51 »

I AM A HUGE FA­GGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
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« Reply #2539 on: 06 Feb 2009, 19:32 »

I guess some people really don't like being Rickrolled.
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« Reply #2540 on: 06 Feb 2009, 19:35 »

i just thought it was funnier.
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« Reply #2541 on: 06 Feb 2009, 19:41 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2542 on: 06 Feb 2009, 19:42 »

There are some pretty bad artists in the industry, yeah.
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« Reply #2543 on: 06 Feb 2009, 20:25 »

He moves so fast even his shadow can't keep up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2544 on: 06 Feb 2009, 21:06 »

Songsmith reaches its absolute zenith

Seriously. No one should record music anymore, not with this in existence.
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« Reply #2545 on: 06 Feb 2009, 21:48 »


White Wedding

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I bet Weird Al would find this program useful.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2546 on: 06 Feb 2009, 22:00 »

talking about the ads of yore


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJy822geAg
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2547 on: 07 Feb 2009, 04:19 »

Kill you dead.

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« Reply #2548 on: 07 Feb 2009, 06:28 »

Man. The universe is so 70s.
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« Reply #2549 on: 07 Feb 2009, 11:27 »

All we need are some unicorns, maybe a wizard, and we got the side of a van going on here.


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