Topic: Hardcore-ifying fun, but old and archaic games and other media. (Read 10140 times)

satsugaikaze · « **on:** 24 Sep 2008, 15:26 »

Basically as fanchildren we tell people what sorts of games we'd like to see hardcore-ified into whatever category you want. Warning: fanchildishness may be found here. You have been warned.

eg.

I'd like to see the first few original Contra remade into a 3rd person shooter on the X360 and PS3. *explains*
I'd like to see the Japanese Iron Chef series made into a hardcore cooking battle-type thing complete with dodgy english dubs for the Wii and DS. *explains*

Fire away! =D

Melodic · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Sep 2008, 15:48 »

Tetris hardcore-ified into Children Of Men.

öde · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 05:55 »

Pikmin hardcore-ified into Apocalypse Now.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 07:19 »

Pokemon hardcore-ified into Michael Vick's dogfighting circuit.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 09:32 »

Cooking Mama hardcore-ifed into a Dio video.

Emaline · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 12:15 »

That last one made me lol.

benji · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 13:16 »

I don't think I understand. To be considered hardcore, does it need to graphically depict penetration?

est · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 16:08 »

I think you're thinking of Screamo.

Melodic · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Sep 2008, 19:06 »

Ooh, ooh. Half-Life 2 hardcore-ified into Mythbusters.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 12:15 »

Portal hardcorified into Sliders, and it is great to be back.

carrotosaurus · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 12:25 »

Best idea ever.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 12:57 »

Ooh! Ooh! Super Mario Bros. hardcore-ified into a Ron Jeremy flick.

Oh yeah... it's been done.

A cross between Duck Hunt and Legend of Zelda, primarily involving Navi from Ocarina of Time.
"Hey!" "Listen!"
BLAM!

You know you want it.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 16:30 »

Only if I can shoot that goddamn dog.

satsugaikaze · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 03:55 »

Only if I can shoot Navi.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 04:00 »

That was the joke.

Melodic · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 11:45 »

Man you guys, that was heck of obvious.

JD · « **Reply #16 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 18:24 »

Diddy Kong racing hardcore-ified into into Death Race

satsugaikaze · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 01:47 »

Crash Team Racing hard-core-ified into...

Wait, we can't do that. It's already hardcore.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 05:26 »

Hardcoreifying this thread into something that makes a lick of sense

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 05:41 »

It makes sense to me; you take either games that suck, or games that are good, yet tame, and turn it up to 11.

Like remaking Barbie Horse Adventures into MurderPolo.

Melodic · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 09:37 »

I think this thread is better without making sense.

Ice Climbers hardcore-ified into Crank.

satsugaikaze · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 Oct 2008, 21:08 »

^ I like that idea.

Oh, imagine the violence.

öde · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 03:32 »

Contra hardcore-ified into... uh.

Melodic · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 15:44 »

Death Race 2000.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 10:31 »

Hardcorifying horse dicks into whale dicks

satsugaikaze · « **Reply #25 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 05:48 »

You could at least limit the sickery to the video games. <__<

Dimmukane · « **Reply #26 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 07:49 »

He's allowed to make drunk posts if he wants.

DonInKansas · « **Reply #27 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 08:26 »

Mario Kart hardcoreified into Twisted Metal.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #28 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 09:46 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 05 Oct 2008, 07:49

He's allowed to make drunk posts if he wants.

I was perfectly sober when I made that post fuck you

Storm Rider · « **Reply #29 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 11:53 »

This thread sucks.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 12:50 »

This is weird. Normally, some of the best threads start out sucky, then someone makes some odd tangenital non-sequitor, and it shoots up to awesome. That's JUST NOT HAPPENING here!

We need someone to hardcore-ify this thread.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 12:57 »

I'm fucking trying

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 13:05 »

Dude the Mario Kart hard-corified into Twisted Metal was not bad. Everyone remember that game? When Twisted Metal: Black came out I thought my world had ended and I was doomed to the abyss of a dark room while killing people with an ice-cream truck. Now, if you could hard-corify twisted metal into a game that would sell on today's markets, that would be something I think I could suck the next seven dicks I see for.

Melodic · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 17:08 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Oct 2008, 12:50

This is weird. Normally, some of the best threads start out sucky, then someone makes some odd tangenital non-sequitor, and it shoots up to awesome. That's JUST NOT HAPPENING here!

We need someone to hardcore-ify this thread.

Sorry dude, I let loose the non-sequitor too early. Like, second post.

est · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 18:01 »

Dig-Dug hardcore-ified into your mom

Melodic · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 19:10 »

Pac-Man hardcore-ified into abstinence-only sex-education.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #36 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 03:31 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 06 Oct 2008, 13:05

Dude the Mario Kart hard-corified into Twisted Metal was not bad. Everyone remember that game? When Twisted Metal: Black came out I thought my world had ended and I was doomed to the abyss of a dark room while killing people with an ice-cream truck. Now, if you could hard-corify twisted metal into a game that would sell on today's markets, that would be something I think I could suck the next seven dicks I see for.

My favorite thing about Twisted Metal: Black was the credits music, Paint it Black. I love that song.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #37 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 06:14 »

If that's the best thing you liked about the game.... like, couldn't you just listen to it elsewhere in a better quality/more complete version?

snalin · « **Reply #38 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 06:17 »

traffic education hardcore-ified into Midtown Madness.

^^

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #39 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 12:49 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 07 Oct 2008, 06:14

If that's the best thing you liked about the game.... like, couldn't you just listen to it elsewhere in a better quality/more complete version?

That's why I'm glad I only rented it. Seriously, it's a fighting game in cars.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 15:23 »

exactly. it was a fighting game in cars. That's fuckin' awesome. rev the engine, then shoot a missile at a guy riding a motorcycle who's got a skull for a head.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 17:54 »

I just think it would have been better if it were like a racing game with missiles.

Then again, I enjoyed Wipeout.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 18:21 »

So Rock N' Roll Racing? Cause that game was amazing.

Twisted Metal on the other hand I thought was total shit gameplay wise.

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