Topic: Holy shit STEVE! (Read 38026 times)

naparker · « **Reply #50 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 15:27 »

I APPROVE. Let it be so.

tragic banjo · « **Reply #51 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 15:33 »

Quote from: bhtooefr on 02 Mar 2009, 14:36

Oh, and this comic didn't JUST jump the shark.

It jumped the shark, grabbed onto a low-flying Apache helicopter, hijacked it, and blasted the fuck out of the shark with the machine gun.

But, mere shark jumping... I think that was done in comic 1, with Pintsize.

Don't forget the

SHARK REPELLENT BAT SPRAY

manlington266 · « **Reply #52 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 15:37 »

I want a haircut like Steve's in panel 2.

giant_bug · « **Reply #53 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 16:18 »

For bonus points, Steve should have made his escape in a Subma-copter!

bobby · « **Reply #54 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 16:25 »

I love Steve, he provides some much needed masculinity to counterpoint Sven's narcissism and Marten's sensitivity. He's a dude. He usually has facial hair.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #55 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 17:20 »

QC won't have "jumped the shark" until Marten, Faye, and Dora have an orgy.

Superkid11 · « **Reply #56 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 17:31 »

Quote from: giant_bug on 02 Mar 2009, 16:18

For bonus points, Steve should have made his escape in a Subma-copter!

Holy fuck I just recently read that comic.

tragic banjo · « **Reply #57 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 17:50 »

Quote from: NeverQuiteGoth on 02 Mar 2009, 17:20

QC won't have "jumped the shark" until Marten, Faye, and Dora have an orgy.

Bah, that's just a plain ol' threesome. You need six people for it to officially count as an orgy.

And I will have no part in speculation on which six people it would be.

but I hope Tortura is one of them.

wargrafix · « **Reply #58 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 18:08 »

Austin powers had his mojo...Steve has The Muttonchop

championofkhorne · « **Reply #59 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 18:30 »

Let us hope that the comic doesnt jump the shark, as well.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #60 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 21:10 »

Quote from: tragic banjo on 02 Mar 2009, 17:50

Quote from: NeverQuiteGoth on 02 Mar 2009, 17:20
QC won't have "jumped the shark" until Marten, Faye, and Dora have an orgy.

Bah, that's just a plain ol' threesome. You need six people for it to officially count as an orgy.

And I will have no part in speculation on which six people it would be.

I meant, Marten, Faye, Dora, as an existing threesome, go out and find other threesomes to hook up with, and invite everybody back to Hanners' place.

IMO If Jeph wanted to go there, and he was very careful about it, I think he could pull off a Marten-Faye-Dora threesome without jumping the shark...

bhtooefr · « **Reply #61 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 22:19 »

The thing is, Dora would freak out and get horribly jealous.

Darke · « **Reply #62 on:** 02 Mar 2009, 22:37 »

And Hanners would freak out and explode.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #63 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 03:20 »

Quote from: bhtooefr on 02 Mar 2009, 22:19

The thing is, Dora would freak out and get horribly jealous.

No, 'cause she'd be the ringleader.

Quote from: Darke on 02 Mar 2009, 22:37

And Hanners would freak out and explode.

Her rigid corpse would be discovered at the bottom of the pile of sweaty bodies after it was all over, her innards charred from what was almost a spontaneous human combustion.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #64 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 04:14 »

Quote from: apotheosis on 02 Mar 2009, 14:07

Another new guy, who just finished reading through QC in its entirety for the first time this weekend, here to humbly request a "Department of Kicking Your Ass" t-shirt.

...please.

I'm with the newbie legion on this one.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #65 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 05:52 »

Quote from: NeverQuiteGoth on 03 Mar 2009, 03:20

No, 'cause she'd be the ringleader.

If it were anyone other than Faye, yes... but, it'd be so ridiculously far out of character for Dora to agree to that, let alone initiate that, with Faye.

pwhodges · « **Reply #66 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 06:24 »

Dora fancies the idea in 305, but less in 600. Marten, not so much: 765. Faye... 1039.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #67 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 07:06 »

bhtooefr · « **Reply #68 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 08:23 »

Do note, however, that 305 was before Dora and Marten were dating.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #69 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 12:01 »

Dora was much more risque before she actually got to be actual friends with the people involved. Apparently for her it is easier to make vague sexual innuendo if you dont know the people that well

LucyStag · « **Reply #70 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 12:22 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 03 Mar 2009, 07:06

HEY STEVE!

(And Bubs as the voice of the wheelchair?)

championofkhorne · « **Reply #71 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 15:27 »

I dont get it

Surgoshan · « **Reply #72 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 15:50 »

It's from a sbemail. If you don't know what that is, don't worry about it. Homestarrunner's day is way gone.

giant_bug · « **Reply #73 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 19:48 »

I think the problem with Steve is that he was mainly there so that Marten would have somebody to complain to about his love life. When Marten started dating Dora and being all happy and shit, Steve became superfluous.

I'd guess that J.J. figured that the Steve/Meena plot really had nowhere else to go, which is why we hadn't seen him in so long. Now Meena's been written out, Steve is available again for wacky hijinks. (Too bad; I liked Meena. Favorite line: "The weird part is that I found two watches.")

Or maybe Steve is making a comeback because Marten is about to experience Major Girl-Drama and will soon need a sounding board.

sofiabailote · « **Reply #74 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 22:41 »

Quote from: zynk on 02 Mar 2009, 09:44

Anyone have interesting theories as to what Tortura's scar is from?

nope, but I think Steve should have been naked in that scene.

Just sayin'

sofiabailote · « **Reply #75 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 22:44 »

Quote from: NeverQuiteGoth on 02 Mar 2009, 17:20

QC won't have "jumped the shark" until Marten, Faye, and Dora have an orgy.

a menage a trois doesn't count as an orgy.

Besides, a Marten, Sven and Steve threesome would be more interesting... in a shark jumping perspective, of course.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #76 on:** 03 Mar 2009, 23:58 »

Quote from: sofiabailote on 03 Mar 2009, 22:44

Quote from: NeverQuiteGoth on 02 Mar 2009, 17:20
QC won't have "jumped the shark" until Marten, Faye, and Dora have an orgy.

a menage a trois doesn't count as an orgy.

Besides, a Marten, Sven and Steve threesome would be more interesting... in a shark jumping perspective, of course.

True, but it'd be a lot less fun to watch

maddness · « **Reply #77 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 06:47 »

Quote from: giant_bug on 03 Mar 2009, 19:48

Or maybe Steve is making a comeback because Marten is about to experience Major Girl-Drama and will soon need a sounding board.

I've been thinking that Marten's dissatisfaction with his lack of direction seems to be spreading into his relationship with Dora. He tells Steve it's great in a very meh sort of way.

giant_bug · « **Reply #78 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 15:49 »

Quote from: zynk on 02 Mar 2009, 09:44

Anyone have interesting theories as to what Tortura's scar is from?

Tortura's scar is a dueling scar. Bad guys in old novels often had thick German accents and dueling scars from their fencing days at Heidelberg.
Nice to see that the old trope is still around.

raoullefere · « **Reply #79 on:** 04 Mar 2009, 21:51 »

Quote from: maddness on 04 Mar 2009, 06:47

I've been thinking that Marten's dissatisfaction with his lack of direction seems to be spreading into his relationship with Dora. He tells Steve it's great in a very meh sort of way.

Or he might be avoiding yelling "It's grrreattt!" (so to speak) to a friend who's been harshly dumped. Kind of like saying, "Nya, nya, nah nyaa, nyaa, I make good choices. All of yours suck!"

Remember, Marten doesn't know Steve has post-breakup alcoholic delusions of being Derek Flint. Or maybe Michael Corben.

sofiabailote · « **Reply #80 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 01:37 »

Quote from: zynk on 02 Mar 2009, 09:44

Anyone have interesting theories as to what Tortura's scar is from?

it's the scar that's been missing from Faye's chest.

TheHappyBerry · « **Reply #81 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 17:17 »

I just have this to say....

maddness · « **Reply #82 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 22:17 »

TheHappyBerry FTW!

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #83 on:** 06 Mar 2009, 11:25 »

Please Donate TheHappyBerry some internets. I mean, I won't, but someone should.

head_wizard · « **Reply #84 on:** 14 Mar 2009, 21:29 »

I was happy to see Steve as well just to have some other guys around, despite Martin having so many female friends sometimes you need a guy to talk with. Plus with Will gone he and Penlope could start up again, she made better sense for him anyways in my mind.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #85 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 01:13 »

What? Penny's not gonna cheat on Wil just cos he's not there all of a sudden

championofkhorne · « **Reply #86 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 14:30 »

if by all of the sudden you mean for at least a few months, judging by weather change and Dora's hair growth

raoullefere · « **Reply #87 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 08:40 »

And, given Steve's track record, if Wil could stay gone another two months, it'd all be over except for the drinking and hair alterations.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #88 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 16:50 »

Does Steve have enough depth for Pennelope?

thaX · « **Reply #89 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 17:23 »

Quote from: RefD on 02 Mar 2009, 15:11

Ok, I am voting for this T-Shirt.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 00:03 »

iono if that would look good as a tatoo, though.

most government agencies, especially high ranking ones, have special tattoos

Thiefree · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 06:30 »

It's... not a real department.

I'm sorry.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 13:53 »

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

i guess if you put the tattoo on your ass it would be ok but it isnt the US department of kicking our own ass.

though if it was i nominate George W as head of department

raoullefere · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 18:14 »

Quote from: championofkhorne on 19 Mar 2009, 00:03

most government agencies, especially high ranking ones, have special tattoos

I'd love to see the tats for these:
Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA)
Farm Service Agency
U.S. Trade and Development Agency

You just know they'd be badass.

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naparker

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head_wizard

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