Topic: WCT: July 27-31, 2009 (Read 77182 times)

ysth · « **on:** 26 Jul 2009, 19:16 »

Quote

So tired. So glad I don't have to do a comic tonight.

Quote

Hahahha and just as I tweeted that I find out my guest strip has been held up. Don't worry guys I'll think of something

Sweet Tits and Yelling Bird, please?

Aurjay · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 20:28 »

So have to say this was a pretty good guest strip week. I got to discover Girls with Slingshots and just spent the last 3days or so cracking out on the whole archive. I wonder if anyone knows whether Jeph does guest strip work on other peoples webcomics or does he just have them on his.

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 20:39 »

Actually on his wikipedia page (conveniently linked to here) there is a list (with links) to a lot (if not all). It also includes his comic for The Web Cartoonist's Choice Awards award presentation for Outstanding Art.

JD · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 21:36 »

He did one on Johnny Wander a while ago.

ysth · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 22:39 »

Last phrase was the best.

Jimor · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 23:04 »

Jeph keeps apologizing for the YB filler strips, but I think far more people look forward to them than are disappointed.

Shok Xone Studios · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 23:16 »

RE: Yelling Bird's last line:

I KNEW IT!!! *dramatically points accusatory finger*

Delirium · « **Reply #7 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 01:40 »

Yes, finally, we have Gay (Marten's ex-boss), Lesbian (Marten's current boss), Bisexual (Dora), and Transgender (Marigold).

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #8 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 02:14 »

You sure she's trans? I mean, with all the Japanese cartoon references that seem to orbit around her, she could easily turn out to be a hermaphrodite. Whose real job is as a life model for Kami Tora...

(do not, for the love of whatever you deem holy, do NOT google Kami Tora with safe search off)

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 03:19 »

Well, seeing as I'm atheist, I thought "How bad could it be?" and did an image search. I decided that it wasn't really worth going past the first page of results.

Typically awesome Yelling Bird comic. I like them, they're a nice break.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 04:37 »

"How bad could it be?"

I have some other key phrases for you to learn:

"Seemed like a good idea at the time officer."
"Well, it can't possibly get any worse?"

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 04:38 »

I use the second one frequently

TheReaper · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 08:46 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 27 Jul 2009, 04:37

"How bad could it be?"

I have some other key phrases for you to learn:

"Seemed like a good idea at the time officer."
"Well, it can't possibly get any worse?"

Never forget "Let's split up," or "I'll be right back."
Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun gives you a better chance of surviving.

Anyway, I must admit, I love Yelling Bird.
Even if that last line won't leave my mind, despite my best attempts at drinking it away.

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 09:10 »

Oh Yelling Bird.

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 09:13 »

"Dont worry, I'm sure they're friendly!"

Ahhh, Yelling Bird... Angry little bastard aint he?

Blyss · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 11:45 »

o.o

She... she does?

sits and waits for the strip now...

nichidani · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 12:56 »

Quote from: Aurjay on 26 Jul 2009, 20:28

I got to discover Girls with Slingshots and just spent the last 3days or so cracking out on the whole archive

me too! i am amazed i missed out on a perfectly hilarious webcomic for so long, but im glad i finally found it.

Binary · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 14:39 »

I just registered to point out that Yelling Bird's phrase "Marigold has a cock" does not preclude the possibility that said cock is some sort of trophy.

Pickled in a jar.

On her nightstand.

MrMonk · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 15:00 »

It could be just a rooster.

JD · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 15:38 »

Cock-a-doodle doo motherfuckers.

Kugai · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 20:21 »

bodymod89 · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 21:08 »

Quote from: Delirium on 27 Jul 2009, 01:40

Yes, finally, we have Gay (Marten's ex-boss), Lesbian (Marten's current boss), Bisexual (Dora), and Transgender (Marigold).

All we need now is Hannelore to not hyperventilate if there is a titillating kiss.

bodymod89 · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 21:09 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 27 Jul 2009, 02:14

You sure she's trans? I mean, with all the Japanese cartoon references that seem to orbit around her, she could easily turn out to be a hermaphrodite. Whose real job is as a life model for Kami Tora...

(do not, for the love of whatever you deem holy, do NOT google Kami Tora with safe search off)

Not being PC-police, just educating: There can't actually be a hermaphrodite. They are fictional. People don't get born with both genitalia. They can be born with a slight combination and/or ambiguous genitalia. They are called intersexed individuals.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #23 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:17 »

Damn, Pintsize.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:21 »

I hope Marigold changes her T-shirt someday.

Men, remember when caressing your significant other always to say "Woob, woob".

CEOIII · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:23 »

She's lucky. Pintsize could've started playing with her cock.

*runs*

Delirium · « **Reply #26 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:28 »

Well whaddaya know, that's my first instinct upon waking as well.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #27 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:33 »

Marigold wasn't expecting Pintsize to do that.

This means that his personality isn't something so common that an expert would expect it, although Meena and Ellen did both talk about problematic AnthroPCs, so some degree of screwiness is typical.

Which in turns means that since his personality isn't the Windows default that it had to come from somewhere. Has he been deranged by all the porn he's downloaded for Marten, or has Marten been using him as a Mr. Hyde, an outlet for everything he's repressed in himself?

Or maybe Marigold is one of those anti-Microsoft bigots and hasn't had firsthand experience with Windows AnthroPCs.

(Yes, this is overanalysis, but hopefully it's the fun kind).

maddness · « **Reply #28 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 23:57 »

I've decided that Marigold's face is my favorite of all the QC characters.

Quote from: Delirium on 27 Jul 2009, 23:28

Well whaddaya know, that's my first instinct upon waking as well.

You and my husband have that in common. Actually, that's pretty much his first instinct at almost all times.

akronnick · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 00:25 »

And we're back.

Looks like Pintsize is going to need a new chassis, I wonder whats more destructive than a built in "laser?"

Delirium · « **Reply #30 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 00:46 »

Opposable thumbs.

ecstaticjoy · « **Reply #31 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 02:04 »

plethora · « **Reply #32 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 02:16 »

Quote from: bodymod89 on 27 Jul 2009, 21:09

People don't get born with both genitalia. They can be born with a slight combination and/or ambiguous genitalia. They are called intersexed individuals.

Before PC, they were known as hermaphrodites.

Delirium · « **Reply #33 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 03:04 »

Really, intersexed is the term to use for humans with ambiguous genitalia. Hermaphrodites are creatures with both (or more?) functioning sets of genitalia, or which change between the two. Human hermaphrodites just don't exist. I hope science rectifies this soon.

nichidani · « **Reply #34 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 04:02 »

i really didn't know that. thank you guys for educating me.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 04:28 »

Quote from: maddness on 27 Jul 2009, 23:57

I've decided that Marigold's face is my favorite of all the QC characters.

Quote from: Delirium on 27 Jul 2009, 23:28
Well whaddaya know, that's my first instinct upon waking as well.

You and my husband have that in common. Actually, that's pretty much his first instinct at almost all times.

And as a fellow husband - so long as we focus that instinct on you the beloved spouse it's all good, right?

Jeff7 · « **Reply #36 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 04:29 »

Well to be fair, she did get to BOOP Pintsize, it's only fair that he'd get a WOOB in return. He just did a few too many.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #37 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 04:44 »

Quote from: bodymod89 on 27 Jul 2009, 21:09

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 27 Jul 2009, 02:14
You sure she's trans? I mean, with all the Japanese cartoon references that seem to orbit around her, she could easily turn out to be a hermaphrodite. Whose real job is as a life model for Kami Tora...

(do not, for the love of whatever you deem holy, do NOT google Kami Tora with safe search off)

Not being PC-police, just educating: There can't actually be a hermaphrodite. They are fictional. People don't get born with both genitalia. They can be born with a slight combination and/or ambiguous genitalia. They are called intersexed individuals.

Guess what? Questionable Content is fictional.
Or do I have to find the Hermatopia poster again?

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #38 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 09:04 »

Hahaha, Marigold is adorable when blushing. Pintsize is even more fucked up before now (in the physical sense) so I'm wondering whats going to happen to him now.

nurgles_herald · « **Reply #39 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 09:17 »

I hope that everyone here is trolling and not serious. Nobody really believes anything yelling bird says... do they? I mean, he's hilarious and definitely the best character by far but... really? Really guys?

Shok Xone Studios · « **Reply #40 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 10:01 »

Wow. We generally only hear after-the-fact accounts of Pintsize's debauchery, but actual physical molestation is certainly a new sight from him.

pwhodges · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 11:51 »

Actually Pintsize has nearly been here before: 269

Shok Xone Studios · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 11:56 »

Yeah, but in instances like that, you get the impression Pintsize is all talk.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 12:03 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 27 Jul 2009, 04:37

"Well, it can't possibly get any worse?"

Oh contrare. It can, in fact, get much worse.

ysth · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 12:56 »

Quote from: Delirium on 28 Jul 2009, 03:04

Really, intersexed is the term to use for humans with ambiguous genitalia. Hermaphrodites are creatures with both (or more?) functioning sets of genitalia, or which change between the two. Human hermaphrodites just don't exist. I hope science rectifies this soon.

Your Betan background is showing.

pwhodges · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 13:41 »

Quote from: Shok Xone Studios on 28 Jul 2009, 11:56

Yeah, but in instances like that, you get the impression Pintsize is all talk.

But now we know he isn't just talk!

Delirium · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 15:07 »

Did anyone doubt that Pintsize lacked any sort of inhibitions?

DonInKansas · « **Reply #47 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 15:32 »

Quote from: Delirium on 28 Jul 2009, 03:04

Really, intersexed is the term to use for humans with ambiguous genitalia.

As opposed to intrasexed, where they're all buried inside?

Delirium · « **Reply #48 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 15:57 »

If you're male, thats called an inny. If you're female, that's called being female.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #49 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 17:49 »

Pintsize bad-touched Faye in #152.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: WCT: July 27-31, 2009 (Read 77182 times)

bodymod89

bodymod89