Topic: WE LIKE SPORTS (Read 593205 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #3250 on:** 05 Apr 2014, 18:38 »

I wouldn't call "first seed in the division" nothing

jwhouk · « **Reply #3251 on:** 05 Apr 2014, 19:20 »

Hey, we beat the Quacks for you.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3252 on:** 05 Apr 2014, 21:02 »

Patrick: We have a saying in Smashville.

ME SO HORNY!!!!

(For context so the mods don't go crazy)

Patrick · « **Reply #3253 on:** 06 Apr 2014, 00:55 »

*yaaaaawn*

Sharks = 1 point behind the division leader
Preds = 1 point away from being dead last

Patrick · « **Reply #3254 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 11:26 »

liking what I'm seeing against L.A. lately.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3255 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 11:48 »

Yeah, but you should have had Kaepernick throw to the receiver in the other corner of the end zone other than trying to always carry the ball in on his own...

...Oh, wait, wrong sport.

Patrick · « **Reply #3256 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 11:53 »

definitely the wrong sport. the only football I care about is the Iron Bowl, and I'm still pissed about what happened in the fall.

nah, I'm talking about the complete fucking rout it's been against the L.A. Kings so far. good god. Darryl Sutter's gotta be the most pissed off manager in the NHL right now. the Kings were focused too much on the passion and not so much on the gameplay. love it.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3257 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 13:35 »

I was actually commenting on the outrageous scores the Sharks have been putting up on the Queens.

Save some of that for the next round, kids. You're probably gonna need it.

Patrick · « **Reply #3258 on:** 21 Apr 2014, 15:02 »

to be fair, the Kings haven't exactly been putting up much of a fight. About half those goals, Quick didn't even look like he was reaching for the puck at all, and he even tried to trip Sheppard with his stick after the whistle. Sheppard promptly got an assist, iirc.

Patrick · « **Reply #3259 on:** 22 Apr 2014, 23:34 »

goddamn good game tonight. I love Patty Marleau. GO SHARKS

jwhouk · « **Reply #3260 on:** 23 Apr 2014, 05:42 »

That sound you heard was LA's playoff chances sinking faster than the Titanic.

Patrick · « **Reply #3261 on:** 23 Apr 2014, 09:05 »

even if the Kings decide to step up and win this next home game, they still have to come play us at the Shark Tank afterward. but personally I'm hoping for a sweep, solely so I can giggle at the broom flair for the next several weeks on r/hockey.

Patrick · « **Reply #3262 on:** 23 Apr 2014, 09:22 »

oh my god the Schadenfreude is so delicious

http://video.kings.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=1069&id=607447

jwhouk · « **Reply #3263 on:** 23 Apr 2014, 11:25 »

So, conservatively, Patrick: what do you think would happen if the Sharks finally win the You-Know-What?

Patrick · « **Reply #3264 on:** 24 Apr 2014, 12:13 »

the Rapture

jwhouk · « **Reply #3265 on:** 24 Apr 2014, 17:49 »

No, no, everyone knows that's what happens when the Cubs win the World Series.

...or is that Armageddon?

Patrick · « **Reply #3266 on:** 25 Apr 2014, 09:07 »

my bad I meant to say "hell freezes over"

jwhouk · « **Reply #3267 on:** 25 Apr 2014, 09:29 »

I have it on very good authority that Hell did, in fact, freeze over this past winter.

The rumor has it that a blonde woman with long, braided hair was last seen leaving its gates.

Patrick · « **Reply #3268 on:** 29 Apr 2014, 17:54 »

Donald Sterling apparently never saw this before buying a basketball team

jwhouk · « **Reply #3269 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 07:17 »

Uh, that guy who scored a hat trick in Philly last night would like to have a word with you.

And that guy who plays for the Boston Bruins?

Oh, and the guy who won the Norris Trophy last year, too.

Patrick · « **Reply #3270 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 10:15 »

Congratulations, you found all three! Here's your prize.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3271 on:** 30 Apr 2014, 15:20 »

Joel Ward, too.

Patrick · « **Reply #3272 on:** 01 May 2014, 03:17 »

I have to shave my playoff beard. Fuck. :'C

jwhouk · « **Reply #3273 on:** 01 May 2014, 05:21 »

I'd say something consoling, but then, Sharks.

ev4n · « **Reply #3274 on:** 01 May 2014, 05:28 »

I think something consoling is "recent cup winners".

Patrick · « **Reply #3275 on:** 01 May 2014, 07:02 »

fuck those "recent cup winners" right in the ass

ev4n · « **Reply #3276 on:** 01 May 2014, 08:29 »

Hey, at least you didn't get Steve Smith'd. (Plus that's a much more heated rivalry...)

Patrick · « **Reply #3277 on:** 01 May 2014, 12:58 »

you're aware that this means I have to shave, right?

ev4n · « **Reply #3278 on:** 01 May 2014, 13:12 »

I was born in Toronto. They haven't won a cup since before I was born.

They were practically the Yankees up until that point.

Patrick · « **Reply #3279 on:** 01 May 2014, 13:37 »

you're aware. that this means. I have to shave. right?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3280 on:** 01 May 2014, 20:59 »

KA MATE! KA MATE! KA ORA!

Why yes, I am rather excited for the Steinlager series.

In fucking June.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3281 on:** 01 May 2014, 21:09 »

Quote from: ev4n on 01 May 2014, 13:12

I was born in Toronto. They haven't won a cup since before I was born.

I wasn't born in Toronto, but they haven't won one since before I was born, too.

That was 47 years ago.

Patrick · « **Reply #3282 on:** 02 May 2014, 13:25 »

Relevant:

GM, I am pretty sure the Haka is the key to the All-Blacks' success.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3283 on:** 02 May 2014, 13:46 »

That dude's teeth are HUGE!

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3284 on:** 03 May 2014, 06:31 »

For more pressing sport then my favorite rugby team...

When we're done with the Leafs Massachusetts will have annexed Montreal by force of arms.

94ssd · « **Reply #3285 on:** 09 May 2014, 17:42 »

If the Browns pass up the chance to draft Carlos Hyde, I will track down Mike Pettine and punch him in the face.

94ssd · « **Reply #3286 on:** 10 May 2014, 04:56 »

TIME FOR A FACE PUNCHING

jwhouk · « **Reply #3287 on:** 10 May 2014, 05:41 »

I'm thinking the line will form to the left for that.

I am so glad I am NOT a Cleveland Browns fan.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3288 on:** 11 May 2014, 17:42 »

ev4n · « **Reply #3289 on:** 12 May 2014, 09:32 »

Nice (and unsurprising) to see Michael Sam is second in rookie NFL jersey sales.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3290 on:** 14 May 2014, 16:01 »

Part of me wonders if this thread should be split into some sub-threads: Baseball/Football (American)/Football (Rest of the World)/Hockey/Basketball/Other Sports...

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3291 on:** 14 May 2014, 17:58 »

Rugby/Lesser sports

jwhouk · « **Reply #3292 on:** 14 May 2014, 18:25 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 17:58

Hockey/Lesser sports

FTFY

Patrick · « **Reply #3293 on:** 14 May 2014, 19:08 »

rugby and hockey are on the same level, and then there's lesser sports

Nikolai · « **Reply #3294 on:** 15 May 2014, 01:26 »

Quote from: Patrick on 14 May 2014, 19:08

rugby and hockey are on the same level, and then there's lesser sports

This.

Akima · « **Reply #3295 on:** 15 May 2014, 02:02 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 01 May 2014, 20:59

In fucking June.

Yeah... so? Winter = rugby.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3296 on:** 15 May 2014, 04:56 »

Sure. But I don't want to wait that long.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3297 on:** 15 May 2014, 04:58 »

I think Akima's point might have been that it is winter, you're just on the wrong hemisphere.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3298 on:** 15 May 2014, 06:39 »

...that doesn't make sense then. Or perhaps my morning espresso isn't working yet.

Akima · « **Reply #3299 on:** 16 May 2014, 01:03 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 15 May 2014, 04:58

I think Akima's point might have been that it is winter, you're just on the wrong hemisphere.

Yeah. I didn't grasp that GM was merely impatient as opposed to being confused about rugby being played in June.

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