>Padma: Execute SICK BURN
PADMA, I ALREADY LOVE YOU. PLEASE JOIN THE MAIN CAST. That was
awesome. Fucking
defused Steve and Marten simultaneously. Beautiful. And man, with how unexpectedly touchy-feely Steve can get and how they sometimes act, I might mistake Steve and Marty's DELIRIOUSLY SICKBIZ BRONESS for, y'know, couple-hood myself. Besides which, funny?
Yes.>Steve: Attempt to win over the hot Indian lady.
Your attempt, an overwhelming failure, makes me disappoint, Steve. Cosette is a damn fine girl, and you are not Sven. If it's just flirting on the side, then fine, but not cool, bro, not cool.
....Though, yeah, if he were into dudes he could get better than Marten. Sorry guys.
>QC Readers: Continue to shed tears of black liquid sorrow for the
terrible and lamentable fate of Marten.
Oh for goodness sakes, guys. This is getting really old. Nothing bad is happening to him.
And CEO,
holy shit, really? You would throw a drink at someone for reading your sexuality wrong?
I mean it's not an
insult! It's an honest mistake that sometimes happens!
Daaaaaaaaaang.