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Hannelore (she might cut herself and go into apoplectic shock)

2 (3.3%)

Marigold (she'd get into it too much)

1 (1.7%)

Claire (she knoweth not what she wieldeth)

2 (3.3%)

Clinton (he'd try to use it to enhance his AI hand)

1 (1.7%)

Emily (for obvious reasons)

28 (46.7%)

Tai (for the acid trip reasons)

2 (3.3%)

Pintsize (of course)

18 (30%)

Momo (she would take out the entire squirrel population of Northampton)

1 (1.7%)

Marten (he can't even lift it)

2 (3.3%)

Other (your choice)

3 (5%)

Total Members Voted: 59

[WAYF]

"This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop, I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. Cause life is like a mop. And sometimes life gets full of... dirt, and crud, and bugs and hairballs and stuff, you, you, you gotta clean it out! You, y-y-you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again! And, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad, y'know a mop, a mop is not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there like with a toothbrush, you know, and you've gotta, you've gotta really scrub, you've gotta... you've gotta get it off! You've gotta really try to get it off, but if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up! You've gotta, you've gotta stand right up, you, you've gotta run to a window and say HEY! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!"
-Stanley Spadowski, UHF.

Oh gosh, first post on a new page.

[Carl-E]

Oh gosh, first post on a new page.

Now, THAT'S a page break! 

[cesium133]

You win absolutely nothing! YOU SO STUPID! -- Game Show Host, UHF

Now I gotta go buy a DVD copy of UHF...

[Aquaisces]

I'm kind of sick of Betty White.

Blasphemy!

[slydon]

I'm kind of sick of Betty White.

Blasphemy!

My thoughts exactly. I actually caught myself saying that out loud.

[jwhouk]

Who would be the WORST QC cast member to Wield the Broadsword of DOOM?

Hannelore (she might cut herself and go into apoplectic shock)    1 (1.9%)
Marigold (she'd get into it too much)    1 (1.9%)
Claire (she knoweth not what she wieldeth)    2 (3.8%)
Clinton (he'd try to use it to enhance his AI hand)    1 (1.9%)
Emily (for obvious reasons)    24 (46.2%)
Tai (for the acid trip reasons)    2 (3.8%)
Pintsize (of course)    15 (28.8%)
Momo (she would take out the entire squirrel population of Northampton)    1 (1.9%)
Marten (he can't even lift it)    2 (3.8%)
Other (your choice)    3 (5.8%)

Total Members Voted: 52

[mustang6172]

Who goes into a store that advertises "touristy bullshit?"

[DSL]

Who goes into a store that advertises "touristy bullshit?"

You will find an afternoon at Put-in-Bay quite enlightening in that regard.

[Method of Madness]

I'm kind of sick of Betty White.

Blasphemy!

My thoughts exactly. I actually caught myself saying that out loud.

I don't know.  A year or so ago I would've still agreed, but...eh.

[jwhouk]

See, y'all don't remember her from MTM. She was kinda annoying back then as Ted Baxter's squeeze. She got more annoying in Golden Girls.

[Method of Madness]

I never even saw the Golden Girls. I basically know her from her just general presence in things the past 5-10 years. It was funny at first, and I guess it still sort of is, but there's not much variety to her act.

[Bluesummers]

Who goes into a store that advertises "touristy bullshit?"

Verbatim? Hah...I guess it depends on what city it's in...if I'm somewhere in Canada, I might not mind. Anywhere south of Boston, I'd steer clear.

Then again, last time I was in Niagara Falls, I intentionally would shop at Niagara-on-the-Lake and other non-touristy places, which were all free of touristy shit.

[Sidhekin]

Who goes into a store that advertises "touristy bullshit?"

I would.

My dear old mother expects me to return with some touristy bullshit whenever I go abroad.

And I appreciate honesty.

[Carl-E]

Then again, last time I was in Niagara Falls, I intentionally would shop at Niagara-on-the-Lake and other non-touristy places, which were all free of touristy shit.

 

[DSL]

See, y'all don't remember her from MTM. She was kinda annoying back then as Ted Baxter's squeeze. She got more annoying in Golden Girls.

Are you confusing Betty White ("Sue Ann Nivens," the Happy Horny Homemaker) with Georgia Engel ("Georgette," aka Mrs. Ted?)

[Carl-E]

Yes, he is. 

Youngsters...   

[DSL]

Hm. Wonder what's a word for the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" version of a "Trekkie."

EmTie?

[Carl-E]

Empty Emmie. 

[Soulsynger]

[ ... ]
From UHF, 1989
Starring Weird Al Yankovic, Teri Jackson, Michael Richards (pre-Seinfeld) etc.
You're welcome.

I followed that link. Then somehow I ended up at "Archery dagger technique, fast shooting" ...

Guys. The internet. IS. A library!     °__________°

[Carl-E]

Libraries aren't nearly that haphazard. 

It's more like an attic. 

[miados]

thanks to this week of comics i have a new convention i am interested in going to. and no it is not just because it was wrote on claires chest. i know you can't tell from my random talking here from time to time but i am actually trying to write a book. i finished my first nanowrimo and am getting back to working on it. curse getting books for christmas and making them so hard to put down thus distracting me from writing.

[Bluesummers]

Libraries aren't nearly that haphazard. 

It's more like an attic. 

Full of spiders, itchy insulation foam, dead rodents, and bridge trolls who lost the way back home. Sad, sad little creatures...

[jwhouk]

Who would be the WORST QC cast member to Wield the Broadsword of DOOM?

Hannelore (she might cut herself and go into apoplectic shock)    2 (3.6%)
Marigold (she'd get into it too much)    1 (1.8%)
Claire (she knoweth not what she wieldeth)    2 (3.6%)
Clinton (he'd try to use it to enhance his AI hand)    1 (1.8%)
Emily (for obvious reasons)    24 (43.6%)
Tai (for the acid trip reasons)    2 (3.6%)
Pintsize (of course)    17 (30.9%)
Momo (she would take out the entire squirrel population of Northampton)    1 (1.8%)
Marten (he can't even lift it)    2 (3.6%)
Other (your choice)    3 (5.5%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Akima]

Wonder what's a word for the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" version of a "Trekkie."

Old? 

[DSL]

Wonder what's a word for the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" version of a "Trekkie."

Old? 

Respect your elders, you whippersnapper.

[jwhouk]

Wonder what's a word for the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" version of a "Trekkie."

Old? 

What DSL said.

尊重你的長輩，年輕的女士。

[Bluesummers]

HAH! Indeed.

[Carl-E]

I kinda wonder how well she'll snap when whipped...


Where the hell did that term come from, anyway? 

[Akima]

[westrim]

That's an evil whipeprsnapper.