Topic: Random Puns (Read 425776 times)

Kugai · « **Reply #1300 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 22:31 »

It doesn't matter Who you use.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1301 on:** 16 Jul 2015, 23:31 »

Quote from: Kugai on 16 Jul 2015, 22:31

It doesn't matter Who you use.

Now we're just rolling stones at each other. Take a break, go to the beach, boys, it is summer after all

Thrillho · « **Reply #1302 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 00:50 »

This post string has been quite a Sentimental Journey.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1303 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 04:43 »

Can we take the journey on a Starship?

jwhouk · « **Reply #1304 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 06:26 »

Only if we use the Black Keys.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1305 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 06:48 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 17 Jul 2015, 06:26

Only if we use the Black Keys.

Eh, I'm more into the major notes. All about the white stripes on a piano.

Kugai · « **Reply #1306 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 14:45 »

Hopefully, not ones left by A Flock Of Seagulls

jwhouk · « **Reply #1307 on:** 17 Jul 2015, 18:27 »

No, I think they left with Morris Day. (It was his Time.)

Kugai · « **Reply #1308 on:** 18 Jul 2015, 14:49 »

That was a Green Day indeed

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1309 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 02:46 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Jul 2015, 14:49

That was a Green Day indeed

Sounds like The Time of Your Life.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1310 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 03:07 »

If we are going to go down that road, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, well, forget it.

Wake me up when September ends.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1311 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 05:51 »

Sounds like something an American Idiot would say. Then again, it's not like those are in the Minority.

Kugai · « **Reply #1312 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 12:30 »

Hmmmm

Looks like the Winds Of Change are blowing through the Thread

looktall · « **Reply #1313 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 18:09 »

Crazy World.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1314 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 18:38 »

Ah, but we'll never be Royals.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1315 on:** 19 Jul 2015, 18:44 »

It would be awesome to be Astros, though. Though some might be satisfied just being Brewers.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1316 on:** 20 Jul 2015, 02:52 »

Ein Prosit!

Kugai · « **Reply #1317 on:** 20 Jul 2015, 15:44 »

Batman

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1318 on:** 20 Jul 2015, 22:17 »

Is a crossbow a bolt action weapon?

Akima · « **Reply #1319 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 02:22 »

I won't quarrel with that suggestion.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1320 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 04:29 »

looktall · « **Reply #1321 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 05:26 »

Not really a pun, but I've always wanted to have three dogs and call them "come here", "stay" and "Fuck off".

celticgeek · « **Reply #1322 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 07:46 »

There was a movie where the two dogs were named "Get off the rug" and "you, too". Can't remember the movie, though.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1323 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 08:30 »

Louis CK said he wanted to call a dog 'Ladies and Gentlemen,' so if it's misbehaving you yell 'LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PLEASE!'

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1324 on:** 21 Jul 2015, 13:58 »

Or if you're a Cheap Trick fan. "HELLO THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1325 on:** 22 Jul 2015, 14:07 »

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chaospersonified · « **Reply #1326 on:** 22 Jul 2015, 21:15 »

Quote from: looktall on 21 Jul 2015, 05:26

Not really a pun, but I've always wanted to have three dogs and call them "come here", "stay" and "Fuck off".

This could be problematic if Stay is being obnoxious, because you command Stay, "Fuck off," and now you have twice as many problem animals. It's doggone irritating when these things happen, ans they will unleash havoc on your peace of mind. Drive you barking mad.

Kugai · « **Reply #1327 on:** 23 Jul 2015, 14:12 »

That's a good Pointer

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1328 on:** 23 Jul 2015, 21:09 »

I hung out with an old friend today. She's gluten-free now, and I had to ask what the crust her pizza was made from. she said it was pressed flour, and the highlight of my evening was watching the disappointment/appreciation on her face as she realized what I meant when I said it didn't look especially floral.

Kugai · « **Reply #1329 on:** 23 Jul 2015, 23:06 »

Well, at least it wasn't a half baked statement

Thrillho · « **Reply #1330 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 01:02 »

Only an inbread would find that funny.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1331 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 07:40 »

Quote from: Thrillho on 24 Jul 2015, 01:02

Only an inbread would find that funny.

You didn't see her face. Crust me, it was priceless.

Kugai · « **Reply #1332 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 14:03 »

You Kneaded to take pictures

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1333 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 15:03 »

Quote from: Kugai on 24 Jul 2015, 14:03

You Kneaded to take pictures

If I could go back, I'd rye, but I think this is one of those 'had to be there' things

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1334 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 15:03 »

If you find a good recipe and sell it, you'll make plenty of dough.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1335 on:** 24 Jul 2015, 16:00 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 24 Jul 2015, 15:03

If you find a good recipe and sell it, you'll make plenty of dough.

If not, at yeast you have some tasty bread to nom

Kugai · « **Reply #1336 on:** 25 Jul 2015, 15:02 »

Just so long as you remember to Baguette and store it in the Fridge

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1337 on:** 25 Jul 2015, 16:40 »

Quote from: Kugai on 25 Jul 2015, 15:02

Just so long as you remember to Baguette and store it in the Fridge

Oof, that sounds cool, but don't you agree, storing it in the fridge makes it get stale faster?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1338 on:** 25 Jul 2015, 21:19 »

What is the most dangerous mountain on Earth?

The Antimatterhorn.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1339 on:** 26 Jul 2015, 05:01 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 25 Jul 2015, 21:19

What is the most dangerous mountain on Earth?

The Antimatterhorn.

Coulda swore it was Kill-a-man-jaro

Kugai · « **Reply #1340 on:** 26 Jul 2015, 15:01 »

Quote from: chaospersonified on 25 Jul 2015, 16:40

Quote from: Kugai on 25 Jul 2015, 15:02
Just so long as you remember to Baguette and store it in the Fridge

Oof, that sounds cool, but don't you agree, storing it in the fridge makes it get stale faster?

I actually find it keeps the loafs longer. I tend to go through three a week, and storeing them in the Fridge keeps them fresh for longer from Wednesday to Wednesday.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1341 on:** 31 Jul 2015, 08:38 »

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1342 on:** 01 Aug 2015, 08:33 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 31 Jul 2015, 08:38

I am so confused by this dress. Someone, taco 'bout it, explain the pun I'm missing? It appears to be half mexican food?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1343 on:** 01 Aug 2015, 08:36 »

She's the Taco Belle.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1344 on:** 01 Aug 2015, 08:41 »

Huh. I see.

Someone photoshop Pizza the Hutt behind her. I love the combination Pizza (the) Hutt and Taco Belle.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1345 on:** 01 Aug 2015, 10:44 »

Kugai · « **Reply #1346 on:** 01 Aug 2015, 15:23 »

Grizzly bugger

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1347 on:** 02 Aug 2015, 05:17 »

I made this a while back, I guess sometime last year or so.

Andrea Gritti, Doge of Venice

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1348 on:** 05 Aug 2015, 12:11 »

Why was Diogenes always late?

He took the cynic route.

Kugai · « **Reply #1349 on:** 05 Aug 2015, 17:03 »

He took the path anon

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