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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #500 on: 05 Apr 2011, 11:17 »

We exceed expectations.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #501 on: 05 Apr 2011, 12:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #502 on: 05 Apr 2011, 18:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #504 on: 05 Apr 2011, 23:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #505 on: 06 Apr 2011, 04:03 »

has this been here yet?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #506 on: 06 Apr 2011, 06:07 »

The oddly compelling world of scaffolding.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #507 on: 06 Apr 2011, 07:48 »

What's on the back of the Dali Llama?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #508 on: 06 Apr 2011, 07:49 »

A clock.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #509 on: 06 Apr 2011, 08:17 »

The oddly compelling world of scaffolding.

Screw the scaffolding, what's the thing the scaffolding is around?  Is it... an awesome multi-storey jaccuzi?  An incredibly epic skate bowl?  The symbolic torch for the next Olympics?

What are you building?  WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #510 on: 06 Apr 2011, 08:21 »

At a guess, it would appear to be a water tower. It carries a high volume of water and is designed for storage and management of local water pressure.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #511 on: 06 Apr 2011, 08:34 »

That's what they want you to think.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #512 on: 06 Apr 2011, 12:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #513 on: 06 Apr 2011, 13:28 »

Oh God that guy. He's an even bigger egotist than Buckley.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #514 on: 06 Apr 2011, 16:45 »

Her parents wouldn't get her a horse, so she trained the family cow for riding instead.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #515 on: 06 Apr 2011, 17:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #517 on: 06 Apr 2011, 18:33 »

Best comment ever for that video:

"He was taken by a fey mood, and seized a leatherworker's workshop. So he's building an artifact boot made of Dwarves that menaces with spikes of Dwarf bone and bismuth and has an engraving of a cow and cheese on the side. The cow is screaming. The cheese is screaming"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #518 on: 06 Apr 2011, 20:15 »

That girl is cute but she doesn't really look like how I imagine Faye would look in real life.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #519 on: 06 Apr 2011, 22:40 »

That girl looks like the best Cuddler ever.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #520 on: 07 Apr 2011, 00:06 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #521 on: 07 Apr 2011, 00:27 »

Do i have to give a fuck?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #522 on: 07 Apr 2011, 03:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #523 on: 07 Apr 2011, 06:11 »






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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #524 on: 07 Apr 2011, 14:47 »

I don't like how that toilet paper is looking at me...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #525 on: 07 Apr 2011, 15:44 »

That girl looks like the best Cuddler ever.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #526 on: 07 Apr 2011, 16:21 »

Context.CONTEXT!CONTEXT!!!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #527 on: 07 Apr 2011, 20:47 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #528 on: 07 Apr 2011, 22:00 »

Well, it's not like a punch by him will do much damage.</obviousjoke>
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #529 on: 07 Apr 2011, 23:33 »

that girl is trying way too hard to make the connection, there's nothign really in common with faye other than that they both have a vagina and basic other facts
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #530 on: 07 Apr 2011, 23:44 »

i think i have the same glasses as her
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #531 on: 08 Apr 2011, 01:19 »

Do you guys remember that one thread? where forum members said they looked like QC people. And like every single girl was all "I AM FAYE BECAUSE I HAVE BOOBS AND A BUTT AND BROWN HAIR" and that one girl had the picture of her with just the sheet covering her boobs. Good times that thread was.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #532 on: 08 Apr 2011, 01:27 »

Damn.

No, I DON'T.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #533 on: 08 Apr 2011, 01:50 »

Dude, you gotta stop creepin'.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #534 on: 08 Apr 2011, 03:04 »

Man, I gotta warm up my bannin' knife don't I.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #535 on: 08 Apr 2011, 03:16 »

Knife?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #536 on: 08 Apr 2011, 03:40 »

I bloody well knew it, yr a freakin stealth adbot!
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« Reply #537 on: 08 Apr 2011, 03:51 »

No I'm not.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #539 on: 08 Apr 2011, 08:01 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #540 on: 08 Apr 2011, 08:42 »

Do you guys remember that one thread? where forum members said they looked like QC people. And like every single girl was all "I AM FAYE BECAUSE I HAVE BOOBS AND A BUTT AND BROWN HAIR" and that one girl had the picture of her with just the sheet covering her boobs. Good times that thread was.

I remember that thread.  Some people reallly didn't look like the characters they thought they did.  But this girl really looks a lot like Faye to me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #541 on: 08 Apr 2011, 09:48 »

I think we need a bit more pointlessness: This cat shall be a cosmonaut as soon as he wins the lottery
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #542 on: 08 Apr 2011, 18:19 »

That is about twenty times better than any of our lotto ads here.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #543 on: 08 Apr 2011, 18:39 »

yeah, that totally trumps the segway jousting one
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« Reply #544 on: 08 Apr 2011, 19:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #546 on: 08 Apr 2011, 22:29 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #548 on: 09 Apr 2011, 02:00 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #549 on: 09 Apr 2011, 02:27 »

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