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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2000 on: 15 Jul 2010, 22:53 »

I guess I missed the memo that states that in order for it to be a game, it must have Mario.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2002 on: 15 Jul 2010, 23:17 »



A+ would watch.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2003 on: 15 Jul 2010, 23:23 »

Holy shit that would be fantastic
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2004 on: 15 Jul 2010, 23:31 »

I dont get it.  :-(
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2005 on: 15 Jul 2010, 23:39 »

Hurf durf console wars wankery

I think my favorite all-time low for console wars wankery was when I saw some people working themselves into a lather over on 1-Up because apparently if you survey Famitsu ratings something like 45% of PS3 games have received a gold review (32 points plus) compared to 43% of 360 games. Of course, the 360 had way more total games reviewed, so if you actually, you know, read the whole damned article, you'd notice that this meant the 360 had 2 dozen or so more quality titles according to the mag. Didn't stop a few guys from declaring victory over the hated M$ in all-caps though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2006 on: 16 Jul 2010, 00:01 »

Westboro Baptist to protest at Comic Con

I related news, the Westboro Baptist Church upcoming protest schedule. Complete with horrendously broken tables.

I think my personal favorite is the Lady Gaga concert on the 17th:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2007 on: 16 Jul 2010, 00:35 »

A tone-deaf hand basket.

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« Reply #2008 on: 16 Jul 2010, 01:04 »

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« Reply #2009 on: 16 Jul 2010, 02:36 »

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« Reply #2010 on: 16 Jul 2010, 15:19 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2012 on: 16 Jul 2010, 16:57 »

An analysis of the accuracy of that I Write Like site.

Also, I apparently write like Arthur C. Clarke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2013 on: 16 Jul 2010, 20:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2014 on: 17 Jul 2010, 01:06 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2016 on: 17 Jul 2010, 20:35 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2017 on: 17 Jul 2010, 21:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2019 on: 18 Jul 2010, 02:55 »



This has been posted in this thread at least five times and it never fails to make me stare at it for five minutes going "how the fuck did that guy do that?"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2020 on: 18 Jul 2010, 05:25 »

John. John. Thankyou for Homer. That was like five solid minutes of silent, eye-watering laughter.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2021 on: 18 Jul 2010, 07:16 »

Can you hear him making that omnom noise with a donut?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2022 on: 18 Jul 2010, 09:22 »


This has been posted in this thread at least five times and it never fails to make me stare at it for five minutes going "how the fuck did that guy do that?

Really? I haven't seen it here, I got it from a different forum (where the guy who actually did that posted it (supposedly)).

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Silly child, that is not a sentence, that is a sentence fragment.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2023 on: 18 Jul 2010, 13:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2024 on: 18 Jul 2010, 15:15 »

John. John. Thankyou for Homer. That was like five solid minutes of silent, eye-watering laughter.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2025 on: 18 Jul 2010, 19:19 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2026 on: 18 Jul 2010, 20:16 »

God fuck do I feel bad for the kitty.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2027 on: 19 Jul 2010, 09:44 »

Is it sad that I read it in their voices, and the cats in a real high, squeaky kind of voice?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2028 on: 19 Jul 2010, 12:27 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2029 on: 19 Jul 2010, 15:55 »

of all the dang movies to get a tattoo of

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2030 on: 19 Jul 2010, 18:28 »

Ugly feet too
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2032 on: 20 Jul 2010, 02:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2033 on: 20 Jul 2010, 06:19 »



I kept trying to figure out why this looked familiar (aside from it being posted a few pages back). Then I remembered!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2034 on: 20 Jul 2010, 07:38 »

AH shit.

I re-posted from Dollface's photo dump.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2035 on: 20 Jul 2010, 07:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2036 on: 20 Jul 2010, 11:21 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2037 on: 20 Jul 2010, 11:26 »

Aww, what the fuck was that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2038 on: 20 Jul 2010, 11:44 »

That was deeply and truly upsetting on a number of levels.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2039 on: 20 Jul 2010, 12:07 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2040 on: 20 Jul 2010, 12:35 »

Obligatory:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2041 on: 20 Jul 2010, 13:00 »

Blue Kitty where the hell do you find this stuff???  Nevermind I don't want to know.

And now that theme song is in my head.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2042 on: 20 Jul 2010, 14:17 »

Hard to believe sometimes how easy it is to get the internet to rub its Cartoon Geek dick.

Anyway, back in reality

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2043 on: 20 Jul 2010, 14:30 »

I guess I'm just lucky enough to stumble across these things

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« Reply #2045 on: 20 Jul 2010, 19:57 »

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« Reply #2047 on: 20 Jul 2010, 21:58 »

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