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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4450 on: 05 Feb 2011, 20:11 »

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« Reply #4451 on: 06 Feb 2011, 02:30 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4452 on: 06 Feb 2011, 02:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4454 on: 06 Feb 2011, 06:40 »

I was waiting for a /b/ style punchline that never came. Either way, I imagine I would've felt the same frustration that I'd wasted a minute or two of my life on that
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4455 on: 06 Feb 2011, 10:04 »

The last episode of Community was a similar story.

Community is an over-the-top ridiculous comedy.

Think about that.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4456 on: 06 Feb 2011, 10:25 »

That story's been around forever.
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« Reply #4457 on: 06 Feb 2011, 10:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4458 on: 06 Feb 2011, 11:21 »

Duke's Fortune?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4459 on: 06 Feb 2011, 13:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4460 on: 06 Feb 2011, 13:19 »

lol rape jokes lol

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4462 on: 06 Feb 2011, 15:29 »

That story's been around forever.
Yeah. I got that exact story in an email from my dad (who was one of the people that would forward everything to everyone until more recently) back about a decade ago.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4463 on: 06 Feb 2011, 15:42 »

It still amazes me that someone could say that about email. The internet has been in general usage for the entirety of my life (I had a website when I was three) but it still amazes me that that is the case.

Also I really hate chain emails. I would rather have 300 viagra adverts than a chain email sent by someone I thought was intelligent. Actually I frequently get both.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4464 on: 06 Feb 2011, 16:07 »

God damn it May I don't deserve to feel as old as sin at only 22.
Don't make that happen.
It's bad enough with the jangly-bangly Apples telephones with the stroking screen that my fat old thumbs won't register on properly so's people get textual messages all "FNARL Sn 8pm spAN fribB".
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4466 on: 06 Feb 2011, 16:49 »

We have a whole thread for that!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4467 on: 06 Feb 2011, 20:19 »

Also I really hate chain emails. I would rather have 300 viagra adverts than a chain email sent by someone I thought was intelligent. Actually I frequently get both.

I tried explaining to my 10 year old cousin why they are bad but she refuses to believe anything I say.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4468 on: 06 Feb 2011, 20:42 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4469 on: 06 Feb 2011, 20:49 »

I used to get a kick out of the "a donation is made every forward" messages back when I was in highschool. These messages made no sense on multiple levels (how do you think they're tracking this? and do you think the heart association or whatever is going to throw away the rest of their money?) but people still believed them. It was the birth of phishing scams.

btw may this was 15 years ago
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4471 on: 07 Feb 2011, 01:41 »

Um, Unshopped Perry leg looks nicer than shopped Perry leg.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4472 on: 07 Feb 2011, 02:00 »

Um, Unshopped Perry looks nicer than shopped Perry.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4473 on: 07 Feb 2011, 03:15 »

It's the freakin hand that weirds me out. Why??
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4474 on: 07 Feb 2011, 03:53 »

With the aid of the before and after shots you can see that her natural hand is a wizened Golum claw. Certainly I would not want her touching me with. Nor with her sharp knees.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4475 on: 07 Feb 2011, 04:31 »

I wonder what was the point of removing the sock.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4476 on: 07 Feb 2011, 04:40 »

man if you guys think every change has a point you obviously don't understand what control freaks art directors are

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4477 on: 07 Feb 2011, 04:51 »

Case in point: watch the small bowl in front of her magically fill.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4478 on: 07 Feb 2011, 06:48 »

Her breasts look fuller, skin looks brighter (more tanned and 'glowing') stomach looks flatter, forehead looks smaller, position of her hand is changed... These are not big changes but they have a "point". I do not agree with the point, but it's pretty obvious what the point of the editing is. If you are asking what the point is of comparing them, well. It basically says to me that even if you are very attractive and look good in underwear, someone always wants you to look better.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4479 on: 07 Feb 2011, 10:12 »

And take your socks off.
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« Reply #4483 on: 07 Feb 2011, 23:31 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4485 on: 08 Feb 2011, 12:17 »

Slow motion kitten.  I can't help but smile and feel all happy inside while watching this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4486 on: 08 Feb 2011, 16:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4489 on: 09 Feb 2011, 05:45 »

I wonder if anyone has ever done a digital re-edit of Judge Dredd that completely removes Rob Schneider.
...it'd probably be a good movie.

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« Reply #4490 on: 09 Feb 2011, 09:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4493 on: 09 Feb 2011, 20:24 »

Are you sure that isn't from Jodie's facebook?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4494 on: 09 Feb 2011, 20:42 »

This entire fuckin forum's crazy for the Pokemons
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4496 on: 09 Feb 2011, 21:42 »

I am going to gay marry Emmy C.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4497 on: 09 Feb 2011, 21:52 »

The inevitable release of the honeymoon vids will get a million hits on Redtube.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4498 on: 10 Feb 2011, 04:06 »

Lunchy you terrible person don't you know artists want to be respected for their art not lusted over like pieces of meat, god
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« Reply #4499 on: 10 Feb 2011, 04:21 »

also, haha you lose out because everyone knows Kate Beaton is the best forever.
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