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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #750 on: 16 Apr 2010, 12:09 »

I believe the words for that costume are "Giant Anthropomorphic Vagina"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #751 on: 16 Apr 2010, 13:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #752 on: 16 Apr 2010, 13:35 »

I'm trying to work out what their 'Mystery Machine' would look like - some sort of mash up of the A-Team van, the Delorean, and an artic truck perhaps?

Fuck it, if you're going to chuck in a truck, why not have Optimus Prime in their as well?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #753 on: 16 Apr 2010, 14:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #754 on: 16 Apr 2010, 15:31 »

Very clever.
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« Reply #755 on: 16 Apr 2010, 16:49 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #757 on: 16 Apr 2010, 21:56 »

That is exceptionally clever but I really can't say that would be my first thought if I was actually to receive it in the mail
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« Reply #758 on: 16 Apr 2010, 21:57 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #760 on: 17 Apr 2010, 05:37 »

all the images on that page are broken for me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #761 on: 17 Apr 2010, 08:42 »

The whole page is broken for me. Worked before, though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #762 on: 17 Apr 2010, 15:02 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #763 on: 17 Apr 2010, 15:52 »

That doesn't look very Canadian.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #764 on: 17 Apr 2010, 17:27 »

Because it's not (?) It's French. I guess they were 10 Francs and they were also selling those in Canada/Quebec so, they put the price on it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #767 on: 18 Apr 2010, 11:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #768 on: 18 Apr 2010, 13:33 »

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« Reply #769 on: 18 Apr 2010, 14:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #770 on: 18 Apr 2010, 15:22 »

FUCK YOU EDISON I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #771 on: 18 Apr 2010, 15:35 »

jesus fucking christ that is horrifying.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #772 on: 18 Apr 2010, 15:40 »

Well, I'm not going to sleep after all. Fuck you.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #773 on: 18 Apr 2010, 16:03 »

I sent the youtube of that to my friend on Mothers day.
She wasn't impressed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #774 on: 18 Apr 2010, 17:05 »

I've seen quite a few of those around here.

Wolf spiders are really fantastic mothers!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #775 on: 18 Apr 2010, 17:40 »

I was looking at videos of gangs of baby spiders when suddenly I was on vidoes of people shooting spiders with air rifles.
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« Reply #776 on: 18 Apr 2010, 18:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #777 on: 18 Apr 2010, 19:50 »

FUCK YOU EDISON I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #778 on: 18 Apr 2010, 23:29 »

I hate bugs. When I was looking at that gif I couldn't make it out. Reaction as follows.

Hmm that is a weird looking ball.

What are those things moving on it?

Wait... A second. *leans in for closer inspection*

*frantically trying to navigate away from the page while screaming. But in a panic can not do so adequately and has to continue watching the mass of spiders*

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #780 on: 19 Apr 2010, 03:55 »

We have several of those living in our bathroom. We call them Horror Legs. The last one we killed with an improvised flamethrower. They're fast and tough. It was like re-enacting Aliens or something.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #781 on: 19 Apr 2010, 05:01 »

We have several of those living in our bathroom. We call them Horror Legs. The last one we killed with an improvised flamethrower. They're fast and tough. It was like re-enacting Aliens or something.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #782 on: 19 Apr 2010, 06:01 »

Man did you guys read the wikipedia article? Sure they're creepy as hell but they seem pretty useful to have around.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #783 on: 19 Apr 2010, 06:30 »

One of those was in the shower with me one morning. I am blind without my glasses. I thought it was just hair clogging the drain or something, so I reached down to grab it. Then it scuttled all over me.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #784 on: 19 Apr 2010, 06:34 »

Point taken. Kill it with fire.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #785 on: 19 Apr 2010, 10:03 »

I'm happy to live in suburban Michigan, the cold kills most things.  Though we do have a lot of Black Widows.


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #786 on: 19 Apr 2010, 11:46 »

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fucking keyboard, how does it work?!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #787 on: 19 Apr 2010, 11:47 »

I'll take house centipedes over black widow spiders any day. But I've got neither, the biggest thing on more than four legs ever to walk through my house is the occasional wolf spider. My hometown has disappointingly little freakishly large arthropods living in it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #789 on: 19 Apr 2010, 16:05 »

Daleks, by Ikea:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #790 on: 19 Apr 2010, 16:44 »

I almost put this in the sandwich thread but thought better of it:

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Edit: Oops, search failed me earlier, but this is kerbled.  Oh well.

A couple other interesting things in apology.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #791 on: 19 Apr 2010, 20:46 »



40 pounds of bacon to create this
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #792 on: 19 Apr 2010, 22:11 »

The fact that it looks like it has bones disturbs me greatly (I know it's probably just the bacon core in a certain light but still)

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #793 on: 20 Apr 2010, 00:25 »

It is the future

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #794 on: 20 Apr 2010, 04:16 »













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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #795 on: 20 Apr 2010, 05:19 »

The last one make me chuckle.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #797 on: 20 Apr 2010, 19:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #798 on: 20 Apr 2010, 21:43 »

So I was recently shown BattlePeach's artwork, and I must say it's pretty awesome. A few examples:



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