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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2650 on: 09 Sep 2010, 13:08 »

whoa what fuck no.

that can't be real. bill watterson is adamantly opposed to merchandising/handing out licencing rights/whatnot. so, i call bullshit too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2651 on: 09 Sep 2010, 13:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2652 on: 09 Sep 2010, 14:04 »

whoa what fuck no.

that can't be real. bill watterson is adamantly opposed to merchandising/handing out licencing rights/whatnot. so, i call bullshit too.

Good to know.  I feel better now.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2653 on: 09 Sep 2010, 16:15 »







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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2654 on: 09 Sep 2010, 16:43 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emLIgpdbSHw

how did she not break her face


EDIT: beaten to it by half an hour, fucker
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2655 on: 09 Sep 2010, 18:58 »

I'm not sure, but it looks like it was really fucking painful


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2656 on: 09 Sep 2010, 20:38 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2657 on: 09 Sep 2010, 23:12 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2658 on: 10 Sep 2010, 00:44 »

THERE WAS A PAGEBREAK

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yeah no.

if this ever happens... I think I might actually start some sort of campaign.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2659 on: 10 Sep 2010, 05:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2661 on: 10 Sep 2010, 09:31 »







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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2662 on: 10 Sep 2010, 10:48 »

Absolutely brilliant.  That was amazing.  I kinda wish that could be a full fledged comic, cause I'd read it consistently
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2663 on: 10 Sep 2010, 13:25 »

that mario luigi thing was brilliant.  At the same time I am left confused.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2664 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:13 »

Pokemon Fusion



Machuff!



Charchu!



Butterape!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2665 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:22 »

hee, i found that site a few days ago.  I like a majority of them which have either Tentacruel or Parasect on the right.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2666 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:51 »

I posted this a few pages ago

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2667 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:55 »

I like that the top voted fusion is kakuna.
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« Reply #2668 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2669 on: 10 Sep 2010, 14:59 »

poor hipster hitler
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2670 on: 10 Sep 2010, 16:11 »

also dang BK where did you get that comic?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2671 on: 10 Sep 2010, 16:25 »

More pokémon hybrids, made by another guy when he saw the first one.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2672 on: 10 Sep 2010, 16:51 »

also dang BK where did you get that comic?

hipsterhitler.com

Seriously, dude look at the bottom-right - it's right there.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2673 on: 10 Sep 2010, 17:02 »

I think Zombiedude was referring to the Mario/Luigi comic.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2674 on: 10 Sep 2010, 18:55 »

Shit, my bad. Sorry, guy.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2675 on: 10 Sep 2010, 18:56 »

no problem
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2676 on: 10 Sep 2010, 20:05 »

Absolutely brilliant.  That was amazing.  I kinda wish that could be a full fledged comic, cause I'd read it consistently

Yeah, that Mario/Luigi thing was pretty good.  If you think about the story behind the Mario universe it'd be great to see an authorised, well-done adult version of things.  The story is kind of all over the place due to the changes in setting between games, and if you think about it with more than a surface-level, child's eye view kind of take then it's pretty fucked up.  I mean, (discarding the Donkey Kong stuff where Mario is a carpenter whose monkey escapes with his girlfriend) he & his brother are a couple of plumbers that get pulled into some crazy nightmare world to save a princess/various princesses over and over from a huge turtle dragon monster, a doppelganger of himself with spiked teeth and bulging muscles, and some sort of alien overlord, and along the way they have to deal with monster mushrooms, bipedal giant turtles (some outfitted with armour and hammers), metal-spiked attack-dog things, skeletons, ghosts, sentient bombs, huge fucking cannons shooting living bullets, living bricks with spikes that want to crush the fuck out of them, fire monsters, monster jellyfish, anthropomorphic dinosaurs (including one who is perhaps transsexual), robots and aliens and undoubtedly other weird shit I can't remember.

I mean, jesus.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2677 on: 10 Sep 2010, 20:10 »

and I just realised that that's not even counting some of the settings he's been to.  Like 2d worlds where he's flat like paper, some weird castle where he can jump into the paintings, outer space without the use of a spacesuit, some fucking freaky shadow world, huge foreboding castles spewing fire at him.  And through all this he remains cheerful, determined and optimistic.  Mario is one stoic motherfucker.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2678 on: 10 Sep 2010, 20:28 »

4chan.  I'm not sure if it was made there, but that's where I found it.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2679 on: 10 Sep 2010, 20:58 »

oh man, I want to know what time in the movie that is, because I really enjoyed Osmosis Jones, and I have it on VHS at home.  I may rewatch it the next time I'm home and pay attention at whatever time that scene is to catch a glimpse of Pikachu
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2680 on: 10 Sep 2010, 21:14 »

I just found it in a (spanish-language) youtube clip. It really is only a few frames, the shot starts there then quickly pans right as he pushes through the crowd. It's as Drix is getting on the "boat" to leave.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2681 on: 10 Sep 2010, 22:25 »

Pretty sure Osmosis Jones was a TV show, as well.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2682 on: 11 Sep 2010, 00:05 »

she is really digging bowser huh. really shows that he is not the evil villian of the mario universe, she is.  Playing both sides.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2683 on: 11 Sep 2010, 00:15 »

Pretty sure Osmosis Jones was a TV show, as well.

It was, but it was Not Very Good.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2684 on: 11 Sep 2010, 04:45 »


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2686 on: 11 Sep 2010, 05:29 »

Is that man or lady?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2688 on: 11 Sep 2010, 06:34 »

I don't really know... But I think we should kill it.... with fire.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2690 on: 11 Sep 2010, 09:22 »

Yeah, that Mario/Luigi thing was pretty good.

I mean, jesus.

That's pretty much what the creators of the Mario Bros. movie had to decide, and they couldn't really figure out a good solution either.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2691 on: 11 Sep 2010, 13:21 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFyPagZ4z84

Watch this fullscreen and in a dark room. Enjoy the ride.
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« Reply #2692 on: 11 Sep 2010, 16:30 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2694 on: 11 Sep 2010, 20:37 »

fuck you bebop and rocksteady!
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« Reply #2695 on: 11 Sep 2010, 23:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2697 on: 12 Sep 2010, 00:50 »

I know it's available right there for clicking and reading, but just in case anyone is tempted not to-

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« Reply #2698 on: 12 Sep 2010, 01:25 »

I just use powerdrill.
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« Reply #2699 on: 12 Sep 2010, 05:28 »

"View our Butt Out video"

uh, no thanks I think I'll pass.
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