Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 271241 times)

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3300 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 19:17 »

FINALLY

http://thefenis.com/

JD · « **Reply #3301 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 20:23 »

I've actually seen something similar. That one couldn't double as a dildo though.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3302 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 20:34 »

Quote from: KvP on 03 Nov 2010, 14:22

Quote from: SirJuggles on 03 Nov 2010, 12:32
Probably my favorite Daily Show segment ever
This is my favorite.

This is absolutely brilliant. Private First Class Grundul McBallsOnFace.

Jimor · « **Reply #3303 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 22:12 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 03 Nov 2010, 19:17

FINALLY

http://thefenis.com/

A while back, the local weekly alternative newspaper had an article on a guy (yes, a man) who taught women how to pee standing up without a device like that.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3304 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 22:31 »

Yeah it's definitely possible but it can be tricky. You gotta thrust your hips at the right angle and make sure everything's out of the way.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3305 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 22:44 »

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/movember-moves-into-sydney-harbour/story-e6frfq80-1225947800782

Alex C · « **Reply #3306 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 23:11 »

Quote from: jhocking on 03 Nov 2010, 17:01

dude I'm still amazed from when I went to Glacier National Park and I found out mountain goats don't simply walk on mountain trails like I always thought, they actually go straight up the side of sheer cliffs. They do that because grizzlies and cougars can't climb up after them. Pictures of mountain goats climbing look like bad photoshops of goats pasted onto a picture of a cliff.

One time while flipping channels I came across a nature show that featured some kind of mountain goat scrabbling around in what I swear to god looked like something out of Mordor. This place was so gnarly that the goat actually fell. I was worried for a second but then kinda laughed when it turned out he was just like "Okay, I got this" and got up there no problem on the second attempt.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #3307 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 23:26 »

That wikipedia vandalism made me wonder something. What is considered Dad-Rock? My dad listens to Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and the Allman Brothers. I've never heard any of those described as Dad Rock.

Alex C · « **Reply #3308 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 23:35 »

Man, it's tough to get more dad rock than Blue Sky.

KvP · « **Reply #3309 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 00:38 »

I guess anything that holds 70's AM radio rock in reverence can be considered Dad Rock. Chicago Blues, too, is closely associated with Dad Rock - anything that features tasteful, proficient guitar work and a laid back sort of sensibility. The Allman Bros, Clapton and The Eagles are the holy trinity of dad rock.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #3310 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 00:48 »

Quote from: jhocking on 03 Nov 2010, 17:01

dude I'm still amazed from when I went to Glacier National Park and I found out mountain goats don't simply walk on mountain trails like I always thought, they actually go straight up the side of sheer cliffs. They do that because grizzlies and cougars can't climb up after them. Pictures of mountain goats climbing look like bad photoshops of goats pasted onto a picture of a cliff.

No kidding. Jesus Christ.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #3311 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 01:38 »

Okay, I guess that makes sense.

Although it is hard for me to know what was on the AM radio in the '70s. I would totally go to a clapton show if they weren't extremely expensive and it didn't seem like he'd lost any inclination to play stuff more like Crossroads than Wonderful Tonight.

blanktom · « **Reply #3312 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 09:38 »

http://vimeo.com/7809605

Genuinely the most breath taking CG Animation you will ever see.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #3313 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 11:03 »

I actually did not believe that was CG for a good portion of that video, it is absolutely breathtaking and now I am going to show it to all of my friends who study Computer Animation.

Alex C · « **Reply #3314 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 11:21 »

The Eagles and Clapton are definitely up there, but if I had to pick one I think I would definitely go with the Allman Brothers as the best exemplar of the term dad rock. They're more laid back than Skynard and they're not as rootsy as the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. They even had some serious jam band tendencies, so just calling them southern rock is too reductive. As condescending as it sounds, they really are a microcosm of shit my dad listens to.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3315 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 13:01 »

Dad rock is basically Yacht Rock with a heavier lean towards The Blooz

i.e; the principle point of difference between "Dad" and other rock is smoothness

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3316 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 13:16 »

any excuse to post Yacht Rock is a valid excuse.

Alex C · « **Reply #3317 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 13:39 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 04 Nov 2010, 13:01

Dad rock is basically Yacht Rock with a heavier lean towards The Blooz

i.e; the principle point of difference between "Dad" and other rock is smoothness

yeah, I should probably say "Post-Duane" Allman Brothers. I probably could have just saved myself a couple posts by linking to "Jessica."

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3318 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 13:50 »

Aw yeah dig that complete lack of sharp edges

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3319 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 14:14 »

Quote from: blanktom on 04 Nov 2010, 09:38

http://vimeo.com/7809605

Genuinely the most breath taking CG Animation you will ever see.

Holy shit.

also

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3320 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 15:11 »

stay safe online

Avec · « **Reply #3321 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 18:26 »

Using banana skins for fuel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTZx4eIHbqQ&feature=player_embedded#!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3322 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 19:22 »

JD · « **Reply #3323 on:** 04 Nov 2010, 22:00 »

Read the delightful heartwarming story of The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh

Jimor · « **Reply #3324 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 00:33 »

Jack Handy has some competition.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3325 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 10:15 »

So we're pretty much just turning everything into a Calvin+Hobbes mashup now huh

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3326 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 12:39 »

http://onthebrod.tumblr.com/

bicostp · « **Reply #3327 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 14:08 »

Because no holiday season is complete without a lazy-eyed NFL Santa.

KvP · « **Reply #3328 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 14:18 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 05 Nov 2010, 10:15

So we're pretty much just turning everything into a Calvin+Hobbes mashup now huh

It's the classic Internet Dick Tug. If you can make something competently drawn and mildly cloying and graft a C&H skin onto it, it's going to blow up on the internet like gangbusters.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3329 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 20:37 »

I'm not sure if I should show this or not NSFW

Evil Woody website

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3330 on:** 05 Nov 2010, 20:47 »

Y'know the actual creepiest thing about all of those Woody pics is the sheer existence of all those anime dolls and their plastic underwear

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3331 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 00:51 »

Would it somehow be better if it was lovingly crafted, hand-stitched cloth underwear for the creepy naked anime dolls?

McTaggart · « **Reply #3332 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 02:48 »

I think it would be. Then it would be one weirdo who's putting all that effort into his creepy anime dolls when you could just as easily be putting that effort into killing. If they're plastic then it sort of suggests that there is a factory coldly and mechanically stamping out plastic doll panties day and night to sate the endless desires of the population.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3333 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 06:55 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Nov 2010, 00:51

Would it somehow be better if it was lovingly crafted, hand-stitched cloth underwear for the creepy naked anime dolls?

That is a thing that exists.

jhocking · « **Reply #3334 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 07:29 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Nov 2010, 00:51

Would it somehow be better if it was lovingly crafted, hand-stitched cloth underwear for the creepy naked anime dolls?

Yes, but that phrasing is a little misleading since in this base "better" means "not quite as awful but definitely still awful."

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3335 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 08:31 »

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3336 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 12:17 »

beautiful

JD · « **Reply #3337 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 14:07 »

WHEN YOU SEEEE THE WHITE WHAAAALEEEE

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3338 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 14:41 »

This was posted before and it wasn't funny then either (I like the original comic but the YouTube version just feels that bit extra misogynist, nevermind the fact that what is the point, really?)

JD · « **Reply #3339 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 15:55 »

The point is Mastodon

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3340 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 16:12 »

I own actual Mastodon albums, you could try it sometime if you like

jhocking · « **Reply #3341 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 16:31 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 06 Nov 2010, 14:41

the YouTube version just feels that bit extra misogynist

It's because of how the girl is depicted. Which was actually one of the best things about the original comic, the complete disconnect between her cheerful expression and the highs and lows of emotion on the other guy's face.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #3342 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 16:41 »

Hey Pointless Thread, I saw this at a co-op in Abu Dhabi And I thought of you.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #3343 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 17:44 »

Before "cum" meant ejaculate it was basically used to mean "slash" or "also". You see it used in real-estate a lot when places have a bathroom-cum-laundry or a kitchen-cum-dining room.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3344 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 18:41 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 06 Nov 2010, 17:44

Before "cum" meant ejaculate it was basically used to mean "slash" or "also". You see it used in real-estate a lot when places have a bathroom-cum-laundry or a kitchen-cum-dining room.

I am a frequent user of the word 'cum' in lieu of the word also. I am also the frequent receiver of odd looks!

KvP · « **Reply #3345 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 19:59 »

Shooting kittens with lasers

In which you learn you're not as jaded as you hoped you might be (NSFW)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3346 on:** 06 Nov 2010, 20:27 »

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #3347 on:** 07 Nov 2010, 01:12 »

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #3348 on:** 07 Nov 2010, 06:13 »

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #3349 on:** 07 Nov 2010, 07:13 »

Quote from: KvP on 06 Nov 2010, 19:59

In which you learn you're not as jaded as you hoped you might be (NSFW)

Apparently I'm way more jaded than I thought, that didn't even weird me out. :/

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