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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4350 on: 17 Feb 2010, 00:38 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4351 on: 17 Feb 2010, 04:54 »

Dating guide for women from the 1930s.

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Also nobody noticed that in the passed-out-lady pic the man appears to be writing a cheque? Is there a surcharge for passed-out people in the 30s?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4352 on: 17 Feb 2010, 06:18 »

He is paying the bill and leaving because he is so tired of this shit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4355 on: 17 Feb 2010, 09:32 »

Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4356 on: 17 Feb 2010, 10:04 »

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Is there a finished version of this?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4357 on: 17 Feb 2010, 10:15 »

Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.

Refreshers are not Smarties.  I don't recognise the things in the video at all.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4359 on: 17 Feb 2010, 10:39 »

I'm familar with the smarties Paul posted, as well as these(Also). Those one's are sort of like Necco Wafers, where as the one's Paul posted, I think are more chewy...? I have no idea what refreshers are, but honestly, is it really so bad for there to be similar candies out there? It's called competition, and it makes them strive to do better.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4360 on: 17 Feb 2010, 11:29 »

Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.

Why do people do this on the forums again? It's fuckin' obnoxious. I mean, I get that it is in jest, but the joke (if it can be called that) has been driven into the ground and I put up with enough IRL for real provincialism that I'd rather not put up with faux provincialism on the internet. It's just kind of annoying.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4361 on: 17 Feb 2010, 12:01 »

Where I'm from we don't get any of that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4362 on: 17 Feb 2010, 12:18 »

Well, where I'm fro-
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4364 on: 17 Feb 2010, 14:43 »

Fucking stupid countries why the fuck do you call refreshers smarties. Smarties are smarties. What the fuck.

Why do people do this on the forums again? It's fuckin' obnoxious. I mean, I get that it is in jest, but the joke (if it can be called that) has been driven into the ground and I put up with enough IRL for real provincialism that I'd rather not put up with faux provincialism on the internet. It's just kind of annoying.

Where I'm from we don't get any of that.

this was the best thing anyone could have posted there

thank you for that
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4365 on: 17 Feb 2010, 17:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4366 on: 17 Feb 2010, 19:02 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4367 on: 17 Feb 2010, 21:20 »

I want to be The Abnormal Drug Traffiker for Halloween.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4368 on: 17 Feb 2010, 21:26 »

And I'll be dressed as Bruce Wayne disguised as Batman with Spiderman's mask. o/
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4369 on: 17 Feb 2010, 21:26 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4370 on: 17 Feb 2010, 22:17 »

I'm pretty sure I heard a little while back that smoking smarties gets little tiny shards of the candy stuck in your lungs, which is of course bad. I dunno if that's true or not but I wouldn't do it, just to be safe. Although I dunno why you'd do it anyway.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4371 on: 17 Feb 2010, 22:19 »

you don't inhale, you do it like a cigar
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4372 on: 17 Feb 2010, 22:50 »

I didn't watch that video so maybe the question is already answered but: why
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4373 on: 17 Feb 2010, 23:35 »

about smoking the candy? they're not actually smoking it, it's just crushing the candy up turns it to candy-dust which you can blow out and it looks like smoke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4374 on: 17 Feb 2010, 23:40 »

so basically they're doing the one thing which is more harmful to yr respiratory system than smoking in order to simulate the look of smoking

oh gee oh boy i am so glad someone made this for me today because it perfectly encapsulates my mood:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4376 on: 18 Feb 2010, 03:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4377 on: 18 Feb 2010, 04:06 »

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html

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Dr. Shikowitz says Smarties may cause irritation to throats and noses -- and even lungs if inhaled -- but are not likely life-threatening because they eventually will dissolve. "I still don't think it's a great idea," he says.

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Oren Friedman, a Mayo Clinic nose specialist, cautioned that frequent use could lead to infections or even worse, albeit rare, conditions, such as maggots that feed on sugary dust wedged inside the nose.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4378 on: 18 Feb 2010, 07:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4379 on: 18 Feb 2010, 07:44 »

Ahhhhhhhh holy shit so cute.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4380 on: 18 Feb 2010, 08:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4381 on: 18 Feb 2010, 09:15 »

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I had a bag that I got as a kid in Korea that had an exquisite engrish description of the story of Batman. I wonder if I still have that bag...

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4382 on: 18 Feb 2010, 09:33 »

That would be an awesome example of Engrish, except for them somehow getting Batman and Spiderman (sic) confused, which just makes it a failure.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4383 on: 18 Feb 2010, 11:20 »

Dog man eating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KcJ9su_z4

(I love this bit.  It has been done many times before but it still remains hilarious)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4384 on: 18 Feb 2010, 11:52 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4385 on: 18 Feb 2010, 12:57 »

I.. uh.. oh..

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4386 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:01 »

Da Condom Father ... ?

It just sounds wrong, somehow.
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« Reply #4387 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4388 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4389 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:06 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4390 on: 18 Feb 2010, 17:28 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4391 on: 18 Feb 2010, 18:01 »

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« Reply #4392 on: 18 Feb 2010, 18:24 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4393 on: 18 Feb 2010, 18:27 »

why did you do that
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4394 on: 18 Feb 2010, 18:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4395 on: 18 Feb 2010, 19:04 »

why did you do that

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4396 on: 18 Feb 2010, 19:18 »

Why is Geddy with that lady? :(
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4398 on: 18 Feb 2010, 19:56 »

Why is Geddy with that lady? :(

He doesn't look particularly happy about it, does he?  (Though I got to admit, he's sublimating his disdain much better than I would be able to).
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4399 on: 18 Feb 2010, 20:06 »

Is that a real lady or mannequin?

I honestly can not work this out
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