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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4300 on: 14 Feb 2010, 03:11 »

They forgot the one where she looks like a man.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4301 on: 14 Feb 2010, 03:11 »

Oh no, wait.  There it is.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4302 on: 14 Feb 2010, 03:14 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4304 on: 14 Feb 2010, 09:51 »

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« Reply #4305 on: 14 Feb 2010, 10:02 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4306 on: 14 Feb 2010, 12:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4307 on: 14 Feb 2010, 13:47 »

This is probably one of the best ads I have seen in a long time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChi_AOtSOo
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4308 on: 14 Feb 2010, 13:55 »

I couldn't see past that man's asymmetrical pectorals.  Asymmetrical pectorals:  a total turn-off. 
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4309 on: 14 Feb 2010, 14:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4310 on: 14 Feb 2010, 14:08 »

Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture. I should get on this shit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4312 on: 14 Feb 2010, 16:14 »

Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture. I should get on this shit.

I immediately thought of bioshock
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4313 on: 14 Feb 2010, 18:35 »

Thank God I wasn't the only one
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4314 on: 14 Feb 2010, 19:13 »

Happy Valentine's Day
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4315 on: 14 Feb 2010, 19:53 »



Happy Valentine's day indeed
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4316 on: 14 Feb 2010, 23:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4317 on: 15 Feb 2010, 00:54 »

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« Reply #4318 on: 15 Feb 2010, 05:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4320 on: 15 Feb 2010, 07:27 »

... that product only reaffirms my abject hatred of twitter and misery at its banal and execrable existence.
But it's okay! My faith in humanity is restored! Some German composer I've never met just emailed me to say he's giving away free stuff - here, you can have his free stuff too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4321 on: 15 Feb 2010, 12:36 »

Poor hog.

BUT THIS!

Rainbows and explosions and unicorns and glitter! It's Canabalt on LSD.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4322 on: 15 Feb 2010, 13:14 »

Holy shit that is fantastic. I love the music so much. So so so so so much.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4323 on: 15 Feb 2010, 13:25 »

I love Princess and the Frog
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4324 on: 15 Feb 2010, 13:48 »

Holy shit that is fantastic. I love the music so much. So so so so so much.

I know, it's perfect!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4325 on: 15 Feb 2010, 20:38 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4326 on: 15 Feb 2010, 21:27 »

open your eyes
i see your eyes are open
wear no disguise for me
come into the open
when it's cold outside
and i something in vaiin
hold on to the niiiiiiiiiiiiiight, there will beeeeeee nooooooo shaaaaaame
aaaaaallways i wanna be with you, and make beliiiiiiiiiiieve with you
and live in harmony harmony ooooooh oh
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« Reply #4327 on: 15 Feb 2010, 23:29 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4328 on: 15 Feb 2010, 23:52 »

I love Princess and the Frog

I had heard rumors but you're the first one I've ever come across.


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4329 on: 16 Feb 2010, 06:10 »

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« Reply #4330 on: 16 Feb 2010, 06:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4331 on: 16 Feb 2010, 08:38 »

Dating guide for women from the 1930s.

http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/390543309/1938-dating-guide-for-single-women

Don't pass out drunk.

Wear a bra.

Most importantly don't cry.



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« Reply #4332 on: 16 Feb 2010, 09:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4333 on: 16 Feb 2010, 09:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4334 on: 16 Feb 2010, 10:40 »

Slumped lady + happy man

But men do like Rohypnol?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4335 on: 16 Feb 2010, 11:41 »

Neither of those men looks happy? In fact, one looks quite upset. That woman is indeed slumped though!



It's odd to imagine anyone drinking to the point of passing out at a restaurant like that though. Makes me wonder if it was a set or just some restaurant the makers of the pamphlet or whatever it is used.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4336 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:07 »

Well, keep in mind that this was printed during the Depression.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4337 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:10 »

Typically, with things like these, they use this thing called "models" and these "models" sometimes have to "act" in their photos.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4338 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:22 »



Is that a spinoff from star control II + avatar?
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« Reply #4339 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:36 »

Nope, it's Mass Effect 2 and Avatar.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4340 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:58 »

That guy.

I am going to be that guy in 4 years.

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« Reply #4341 on: 16 Feb 2010, 14:42 »

Neither of those men looks happy? In fact, one looks quite upset. That woman is indeed slumped though!

I have re-looked at the picture in question & the man I thought was going "YES!" in a double punch-dance happy arms raised gesture, he is not. He is going "Why I Oughta" & shaking fists in rage. I am deeply silly.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4342 on: 16 Feb 2010, 14:51 »

He still looks like he just won some kind of lottery for me. Sexy lottery.
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« Reply #4343 on: 16 Feb 2010, 15:26 »

Typically, with things like these, they use this thing called "models" and these "models" sometimes have to "act" in their photos.

Sorry. I did not mean to mislead anyone into mistakenly thinking I held the impression that the woman was actually passed out.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4344 on: 16 Feb 2010, 16:32 »

I think he has hair in his hands.

He is tearing his hair out because the woman has no idea HOW TO BE A LADY!
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« Reply #4345 on: 16 Feb 2010, 16:49 »

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« Reply #4346 on: 16 Feb 2010, 17:27 »

I love Princess and the Frog
I had heard rumors but you're the first one I've ever come across.

Madness, it was a wonderful movie

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« Reply #4347 on: 16 Feb 2010, 19:14 »

He still looks like he just won some kind of lottery for me. Sexy lottery.

I can win this ^ because I can do this:

I think he has hair in his hands.

He is tearing his hair out because the woman has no idea HOW TO BE A LADY!

(Be a lady, not tear my hair out, I've had lessons, again at being lady, not tearing my hair out.)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4348 on: 16 Feb 2010, 21:43 »

That guy.

I am going to be that guy in 4 years.



Is it just me or does that guy look like he's having a stroke?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4349 on: 16 Feb 2010, 21:47 »

awesome tali

Is there a finished version of this?

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