Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 254645 times)

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #701 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 16:27 »

Quote

POLISH
GAYS
ARE TRYING TO
BAN
MY WIFE

Please, ban my wife! I ban my wife everywhere, and she keeps getting legalized!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #702 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 16:29 »

Wait, does this mean you're polish? And gay?

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #703 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 16:31 »

It means you haven't seen Goodfellas.

Or Henny Youngman.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #704 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 16:37 »

Awww. I preferred my reasoning, because it has the benefit of not having been disproved to me yet.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #705 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 16:52 »

Dogg, I was just making a reference. I am sorry that it was not perfectly logical.

Peace offering of good art!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #706 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 17:51 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 01 Sep 2009, 16:52

Dogg, I was just making a reference. I am sorry that it was not perfectly logical.

I was just trying to tie it into the quote more, with one of them joke things. Apparently it didn't work. My bad.

I'll see your peace offering, and raise you pie (probably posted already, but not for a bit, at least)

Inlander · « **Reply #707 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 17:55 »

So is a "pie" what you Americans call a tart? Like, pastry on the outside, sweet-not-savoury filling on the inside? 'Cause in Australia that thing would be called a lemon tart. (Assuming yellow is lemon.)

Eris · « **Reply #708 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 17:57 »

Pie would have pastry on the top as well, like apple pie.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #709 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:00 »

Though not necessarily. Tarts are generally what we call smaller pies. Or at least, what I call smaller pies. And promiscuous women.

jhocking · « **Reply #710 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:06 »

We use the term pie to refer to either with or without pastry on top. In the US "tart" is a small pie.

Gridgm · « **Reply #711 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:11 »

i think a pie would be about an inch to an inch and a half thick where as a tart is generally shallow

that's the distinction i'm making in my head anyway

JD · « **Reply #712 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:16 »

Inlander · « **Reply #713 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:19 »

She might be a tart, but she's definitely not a pie.

jhocking · « **Reply #714 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:23 »

Harry! She's like 15! for shame

Scarychips · « **Reply #715 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:24 »

The same could be said to you Joe. You have a fiancee for god's sake!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #716 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:25 »

She's totally of age, actually. Her name is Liz Vicious and she's a professional. Not that I view pornography at all...

jhocking · « **Reply #717 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:35 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 01 Sep 2009, 19:24

The same could be said to you Joe. You have a fiancee for god's sake!

What did I do?

Scarychips · « **Reply #718 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 19:40 »

You answer that question, young man.

Inlander · « **Reply #719 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 20:01 »

I said "she might be", and using the broadest possible terms, that is, that she is a female, and that a tart is a derogatory term for a female, and that therefore all females could potentially find themselves being referred to as a tart, in the same way that all men could be regarded as potential dickheads, and furthermore taking into account that the term "tart" ranges from mildly to deeply offensive depending upon context, culture, and the understanding of the person using the term, I stand by my initial statement whose primary function is, after all, the set-up for the punch-line of a joke which depends upon innocuous word-play and the discussion taking place in recent posts immediately above mine.

Yours, etc.

Harry Saddler
Carlton North, VIC 3054

ZJGent · « **Reply #720 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 20:18 »

I have come to think that when I inevitably grow up... that I would like to grow up into a sort of a Harry-like person. Yes. Yes, indeed.

In other news...

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #721 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 20:27 »

I found the joke funny, but I also think that the admonishment wasn't entirely serious.

When I grow up, I want to be a wizard.

JD · « **Reply #722 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 20:50 »

Make your daring escape!!!!!

Edited cause i think it needed more !!!!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #723 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 21:14 »

Another page aleardy? Wow.

Dollface · « **Reply #724 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 22:33 »

Sorry to jump on this boat bit too late but what the hell.

POLISH
ZOMBIES
ARE
MUSLIMS

TRAVELLERS
ARE
COMING HERE

GAYS
ARE
ASYLUM SEEKERS

ZOMBIES
BOMBED
MY WIFE

ASYLUM SEEKERS
ARE KILLING
JESUS

SCUM
ATE
ME

PERVERTED
GAYS
HATE
OUR WAR VETERANS

Oh and no more drugs for you japan.

scarred · « **Reply #725 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 00:14 »

Lamebook.com

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #726 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 00:37 »

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Reddit, Digg and 4Chan

Heh! That's more like it, thanks Zombiedude!

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Geekologie X-Men relationships table

Not bad, but they missed out the dotted red line from Wolverine to Sarah Pezzini. The two of them were married in Vegas during a Witchblade incident.

That was an awesome comic BTW. They totally should have gone with it.

JD · « **Reply #727 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 01:15 »

SHE'S WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE

SirJuggles · « **Reply #728 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 01:22 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 02 Sep 2009, 01:15

SHE'S WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE

Right click between her eyes. Click "zoom in".

Do it again.

That page just became 30x more terrifying.

scarred · « **Reply #729 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 01:30 »

I, Anonymous

David_Dovey · « **Reply #730 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 05:55 »

MUSLIMS
ARE SNEERING AT
MY DOG

IMMIGRANTS
ARE
PAEDOPHILES

EUROPEANS
ARE
GAYS

GAYS
ARE
GAYS

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #731 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 06:40 »

DIRTY
BACTERIA
WILL
TAKE
MY WIFE

Sorry, Service Temporarily Unavailable.

...Wait, what? Did I just kill it?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #732 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 07:04 »

The Longest Poem in the World takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them in to rhyming couplets

e.g;

Quote

is watching QI and should probably go to bed
I just turn the music up and look straight ahead.
going to bed i hope you all have a great night and sweet dreams
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
boy bands and another one and another one
OUT: riding a bike, swimming, reading and catching sun
going to have a nice relaxed day. That, and dentist visit. Joy!
im working and having a lil conversation with my lil boy....
is up and healthy! Yay! How is your soul today?
Packing up and ready to say goodbye to hump day
Working by myself. Its hard and stressful.
First college class: completed and successful! =)
Law and order again
Oh.. And he has NO PEN!
exhausted, and i have soo much school work to do!
Good night, friends. Sweet dreams and may all of them come true.
only a few cupcakes left! and one hour until closing!
m i paid to do modeling job?! walking and posing
All set to go and on my way to school.
Kristin and i just planted seeds. We're cool.

Christophe · « **Reply #733 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 08:22 »

SCUM
WILL SOON
MOLEST
ALL OF US

EVIL
EUROPEANS
ATE
BRITISH VALUES

RedLion · « **Reply #734 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 10:33 »

BACTERIA
ARE
BACTERIA

And this one just really gets to the heart of all the fear-mongering, doesn't it? :
MUSLIMS
ARE
COMING HERE

JD · « **Reply #735 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 13:42 »

Lets do some scribblin'

I made you a creepy Beartato and Reginald

snalin · « **Reply #736 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 13:53 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Sep 2009, 07:04

The Longest Poem in the World

and will we ever... end up together... no i think not....
you can lie left and right but that doesn't mean you won't get caught...
Jack Harkness has let himself down and the world down.
back up all my things and get my ass outta town.

This is fucking beautiful.

phooey · « **Reply #737 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 15:44 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 02 Sep 2009, 13:42

I made you a creepy Beartato and Reginald

Give this its own thread! This is amazing!

JD · « **Reply #738 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 15:55 »

You make a convincing argument.

JD · « **Reply #739 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 21:28 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #740 on:** 02 Sep 2009, 21:49 »

Malek · « **Reply #741 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 03:12 »

OMFG Thats so god damn funny! Did not see that coming,great job batman!

Dollface · « **Reply #742 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 05:22 »

Merrick · « **Reply #743 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 06:37 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #744 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 07:29 »

Hey there far less subtle and interesting rendering of exactly what Penny Arcade did

Merrick · « **Reply #745 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 07:48 »

If I could remember which PA you were referring to, I would agree.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #746 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 08:46 »

loco_banana · « **Reply #747 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 09:13 »

JD · « **Reply #748 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 09:56 »

Caleb · « **Reply #749 on:** 03 Sep 2009, 14:37 »

Oh William Birkin. You scamp!

(Umbrella corporation brand juice box!)

And now Oranges!

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