Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 262654 times)

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #2200 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 15:24 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 10 Nov 2009, 10:46

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5984/borisb.gif

I totally just read that and each character's voice said their lines in my head. I'm rather proud that I could still get Boris and Natasha's voices after so long. I'm also pretty proud of my head's Bullwinkle impersonation. The Rocky voice was a little questionable, though.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2201 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 17:40 »

same here my friend, same here

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2202 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 17:47 »

Same here, although my Rocky voice was flawless, and I'm pretty sure my Boris was quite a bit off.

jhocking · « **Reply #2203 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 18:11 »

That is not nearly as good for that purpose as this image ally posted a while back:

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2204 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 19:40 »

Last Words Of: James French, convicted murderer

James French was already serving a life sentence in an Ohio prison in 1966 when he began to realize that life is a really long fucking time. Unwilling to complete his sentence and reportedly scared of suicide, he did the only logical thing: kill his cell mate in an effort to convince the state to execute him.

We're cool with someone wanting to be in control of their destiny, but did you have to be such a dick about it, James? Wouldn't a pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top-execute-me have sufficed? This was 1966 in Ohio, so all he really would have had to do is tell a guard "You know what I like? Black-white integration and homosexuality--lots of homosexuality!" and his fate would have been sealed well enough.

Regardless, these were his final words as being strapped into the electric chair. Puns aren't usually our thing, but pun + capital punishment = funny.

Alex C · « **Reply #2205 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 19:47 »

I think I'd forget what Rocky and Bullwinkle look like before I'd forget the voices. That series was so spartan visually that it was practically a radio show.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2206 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:43 »

Hm. I got all the voices flawlessly. I loved that show.

And Blue Kitty, did you take that straight from Cracked?

JD · « **Reply #2207 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:47 »

(yes)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2208 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 21:18 »

(yes)

(why are we whispering?)

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2209 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 21:24 »

(yes...?)

JD · « **Reply #2210 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 22:48 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 10 Nov 2009, 21:18

(yes)

(why are we whispering?)

(I always figured tiny text was whispering.)

pwhodges · « **Reply #2211 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 02:28 »

I found this:

Quote

The capybara is a fish. This may take some explaining...

Before the 1970s Vatican II Council, members of the Roman Catholic Church were not allowed to eat meat during Lent. Nowadays, meat is only restricted on Fridays during Lent. Now, the one thing you must be aware of is that fish is not meat. The Bible predates modern categories of animals, and meat does not imply muscle. So it is perfectly acceptable to eat fish during Lent.

In regions of South America, there is an animal, called a capybara, admirably defined in the other write-ups in this section. In the 1600s, for a particular group of Roman Catholics, the capybara was their primary food source. They really didn't have much else to eat, so giving up meat during Lent was a serious issue. It was so serious that the Pope in Rome declared, by papal authority, that the capybara was a fish. So let it be written, so let it be done.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2212 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 02:49 »

That is amazing. Go religion!

jhocking · « **Reply #2213 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 06:20 »

I declare, by no authority whatsoever, that iguanas are monkeys. Also, broccoli are candy.

Orbert · « **Reply #2214 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 10:40 »

That's cool, but I don't think it'll fool kids into eating more broccoli.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2215 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 10:45 »

What do you mean? This shit tastes like candy now. Thanks, Joe!

Emaline · « **Reply #2216 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 11:22 »

Broccoli is delicious. I never had a problem eating it as a kid.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2217 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 11:23 »

Broccoli is candy like Circus Peanuts are candy. Which is to say fuck you!

JD · « **Reply #2218 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 11:32 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2219 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:02 »

phooey · « **Reply #2220 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:05 »

Batman's chronology is a little off, forgot a BC

Jace · « **Reply #2221 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:08 »

JD · « **Reply #2222 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:11 »

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2223 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:42 »

video game chronology

brainwave sofa

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2224 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:52 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 11 Nov 2009, 13:11

(Burrito Taste Master "Above the Influence" Image)

I find the term "Pothead" rather pejorative.
Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.
Obama used to smoke pot. And now he's the president of the United Frikkin' States of America.
People can smoke pot and have a successful life.
Tired of the demonizing.
</rant>
Yay KFC! Om nom nom.

P.S. I am not high, and do not have the munchies.
Seriously.
...

Emaline · « **Reply #2225 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 13:57 »

I wish I could become a burrito taster, though. Seriously. I love some burritos.

Also, they should redo those ads to involve working at a warehouse and making an ok wage. Because uh... most of our teamleaders/managers smoke a lot of pot. On break.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2226 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 15:28 »

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 11 Nov 2009, 13:52

Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.

ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!

NOT THE ORIGIN OF CRIMINALIZATION OF MARIJUANA.

READ MORE.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2227 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 15:39 »

I'm Thomas Edison and I'm siding with Ozy on this.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2228 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 15:51 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 11 Nov 2009, 15:28

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 11 Nov 2009, 13:52
Poor butt-hurt government can't make any money off of it, so they outlaw it.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
NOT THE ORIGIN OF CRIMINALIZATION OF MARIJUANA.
READ MORE.

But...!

I... I'm sorry...!
But I didn't say it was...?
Crap.

Now I want to toke up. Damn joblessness and stuff.

I...I think it had to do with xenophobia and keeping immigrants from taking white peoples' jobs?
Great. Now I've ~~probably~~ made even more of an ass of myself.

JD · « **Reply #2229 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:02 »

probably

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2230 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:10 »

It wasn't that the government that was unable to make any money off it ... in fact, one of the first steps towards making marijuana illegal was the institution of a pretty hilariously high tax on it. The reason why marijuana was made illegal was that hemp was threatening to infringe on the wood-paper business that William Randolph Hearst had a huge stake in, and he controlled enough of the newspaper and journalism industry that he had the perfect mouthpiece for releasing anti-hemp propaganda ... so he cooperated with a xenophobic government that wanted to further demonize Hispanic immigrants in order to pander to the racism of the time, and turned "cannabis" (a medicine that was accepted by the doctors of the time as valid) into "marijuana" (a "demon weed" that made white women desire fornication with Negroes and Mexicans, and turned white men into rapists and murderers). It wasn't about the government not making any money. It was about a select few private industrial interests shutting a low-cost option out of the paper, textile, and fuel industries in order to secure a hold on their market share, and a government pandering to these interests by appealing to a racist public and creating a way to turn blacks and Hispanics (the habitual users of marijuana at that time) into criminals in order to prevent them from successfully rising in society.

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #2231 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:27 »

Man, that William Randolph Hearst guy was an asshole.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2232 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 16:40 »

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 11 Nov 2009, 15:51

Now I want to toke up. Damn joblessness and stuff.

Maybe they're related, pothead!

Seriously, guys. Why have you people made a point in the damned pointless thread?

It's apparently time to start getting in the spirit of Christmas?

LeeC · « **Reply #2233 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 17:50 »

ah canada

JD · « **Reply #2234 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 19:28 »

scarred · « **Reply #2235 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 21:23 »

How To Kiss A Woman by Captain Kirk

JD · « **Reply #2236 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 21:38 »

Suave

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2237 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 22:31 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 11 Nov 2009, 16:40

Why have you people made a point in the damned pointless thread?

Come on. Can you think of anything more pointless than a bunch of potheads sitting around bitching about prohibition?

JD · « **Reply #2238 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 23:25 »

Quick, put words in her mouth

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2239 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 23:43 »

Oh my god, Mitch?

FIXDIX · « **Reply #2240 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 01:01 »

Oh my, you're a peach

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2241 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 04:16 »

"Where's your penis?"

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2242 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 04:17 »

Ow, my damn teeth!

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2243 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 05:25 »

Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:

Dollface · « **Reply #2244 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 05:39 »

slatohs are way to go!

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2245 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 07:19 »

Yeah sloths!

(I am partial to sloths!)

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2246 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 07:22 »

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 12 Nov 2009, 05:25

Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:

That's some delicious-looking fish right there.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2247 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 08:02 »

Orbert · « **Reply #2248 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 09:09 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 11 Nov 2009, 11:32

Comic about Anakin, C3P0, Darth Vader, and C3P0

That was oddly touching.

But I've always seen Anakin's nickname spelled Ani, not Annie. Annie is the redhead orphan who sings cheesy songs in an annoying voice.

Caleb · « **Reply #2249 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 10:54 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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