Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 263519 times)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2350 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 18:48 »

oh yeah, random image

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2351 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 18:52 »

This is the myspace of one of my classmate's rap albums.

JD · « **Reply #2352 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 18:53 »

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #2353 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 19:03 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 17 Nov 2009, 18:13

I saw we weaponize other animals, animals we can control for the direct purpose of defeating this menace. Animals they have never seen before, animals they would have no way of defending against.

Like bees?

Quote from: Jeans on 17 Nov 2009, 19:00

Just to make sure none of you will ever sleep well again

Oh FUCK.
I just know that thing will be under my couch tonight.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2354 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 19:04 »

Quote from: Jeans on 17 Nov 2009, 19:00

Just to make sure none of you will ever sleep well again

That's a pretty adorable commercial.

IronOxide · « **Reply #2355 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 20:41 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 17 Nov 2009, 16:39

I actually live here.

I used to compare the apple store to the ministry of love, but the Windows store seems to be the first to figure out the two minutes hate, so I guess I was wrong.

I'm very sorry, Apple.

LittleKey · « **Reply #2356 on:** 17 Nov 2009, 23:54 »

Quote from: IronOxide on 17 Nov 2009, 20:41

Quote from: LittleKey on 17 Nov 2009, 16:39
I actually live here.

I used to compare the apple store to the ministry of love, but the Windows store seems to be the first to figure out the two minutes hate, so I guess I was wrong.

I'm very sorry, Apple.

That reminds me that I still need to finish reading 1984. Oh and in the mall where that video takes place, there's also an apple store. Which is currently closed for renovation, so my guess is they're trying to cook something up that'll bring everyone back.

scarred · « **Reply #2357 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 00:08 »

"It is not a significant bullet."

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #2358 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 00:33 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 17 Nov 2009, 18:13

The question now is, how do we stop them? Are we just going to roll over and let them take our way of life away from us? I say hell no, we will not just roll over and die.

It's simple. Everyone don their scuba-gear and dive into the ocean. The salt-water will corrode their monstrous robotic walking frames into useless lumps of iron oxide and they shall sink to the ocean floor encased in their ill conceived death machines!

Either that or hide grenades inside brightly coloured balls. No Dolphin can resist attempting to balance such an object on their nose, at which point it blows up and kills them RIGHT IN THE FACE!

Ooooohhh! Or we enlist porpoises on our side as infiltrators! Too long have our porpoise brothers lived in the shade of those glamour-hungry Dolphins. Now can be their chance to throw off the shackles of Elitist oppression!

FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!!

JD · « **Reply #2359 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 01:02 »

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Now this might be kind of hard but it works. Grease your hair (really). Works best with long hair -- and yes, the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the most maximum pleasure ever!

From here

Yayniall · « **Reply #2360 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 02:52 »

That website has 25 tips for female masturbation using a curling iron.

glyphic · « **Reply #2361 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 05:09 »

This can only end badly.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #2362 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 06:00 »

You forsee no happy ending?

glyphic · « **Reply #2363 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 06:11 »

I foresee a stylin' hairstyle down below coupled with significant burning.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2364 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 06:18 »

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't turn it on.

Yayniall · « **Reply #2365 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 06:20 »

Prude.

Jace · « **Reply #2366 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 07:13 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 18 Nov 2009, 01:02

From here

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I have this large crucifix which has smooth edges. I use this like a dildo. The pleasure from the cold hard steel is awesome.

This site is great.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2367 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 07:20 »

In other news, Luca di Montezemolo apparently has no idea how gravel traps work.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2368 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 19:15 »

THE MOTHER FUCKING PTERODACYTL

JD · « **Reply #2369 on:** 18 Nov 2009, 21:45 »

Orbert · « **Reply #2370 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 08:39 »

You can build anything, anything, with Lego.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2371 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 09:22 »

ANYTHING.

Yayniall · « **Reply #2372 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 10:30 »

It took me a while to realise the nose was a racing helmet, but when I did i was soooooo happy.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2373 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 11:21 »

and the shoes are baseball caps!

wow the actual size of that thing just dawned on me and gave me vertigo. it looks huge without any perspective but it's actually very very tiny.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #2374 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 11:54 »

Where do I have to click to get the image? I just saw a website with some text aboyt legos and stuff but no image...

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2375 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 11:58 »

They're talking about the picture of the lego Stimpy rather than the information about the non-Euclidean legos, which are a slightly different joke.

chowburger · « **Reply #2376 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 15:18 »

"I'd love to see a Lego Möbius strip," I thought. And lo, it was so.

LTK · « **Reply #2377 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 15:26 »

Huh what

JD · « **Reply #2378 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 15:46 »

Sexy

It's a cake.

Caleb · « **Reply #2379 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 16:08 »

Look at the wires going to the clock face...

is this supposed to be the Back to the Future town or did the person rig up lights in the cake?

I don't know which one would be more awesome.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2380 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 16:23 »

I'm fairly certain it's a Back to the Future cake.

ZJGent · « **Reply #2381 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 16:26 »

Stylin'.

JD · « **Reply #2382 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 16:53 »

Coming in Easter

Yayniall · « **Reply #2383 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 18:17 »

Virtual piano

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f asd sap psf dsa sd f s p p
d gj hgf sf ds a asd f s p p

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passdapo ppaspohhd ppaspsdapo ppaspodddfd
sdfsdddfdo paspdfd
opspffd opspdds opspsdapoods
opspffd opsphasap opspsdapoods
sspspsd apo ppaspoh hd ppaspsd apo ppaspo dddfd

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2384 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 20:28 »

I was bored with that until I discovered that one can play it with the computer keyboard. That is totally what I need while reading this book! Thank you!

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2385 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 20:42 »

i played heart and soul with it. that's fun!

JD · « **Reply #2386 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 20:46 »

I can't play taps with it, boo hoo

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2387 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 20:49 »

How can you not play taps with it? Just play taps in C.

Chords with notes not in the key of C are the one weak point.

Scarychips · « **Reply #2388 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 21:21 »

This makes me want to buy a keyboard and play things off the top of my head. I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY POINTLESS THREAD, DO NOT TRY AND TEMPT ME!

Orbert · « **Reply #2389 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 21:56 »

I bought a new keyboard today. It is fun.

Sorry, pointless.

Oh wait, I mean Yay, pointless!

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2390 on:** 19 Nov 2009, 22:26 »

I have a full size keyboard too, but I think I just used that internet one more today than I've used my keyboard in a year.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #2391 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:17 »

Reading QC made me buy a keyboard and a guitar.

I suck at music. I can't play anything on them.

And so they sit there. Looking cool and mocking me.

Still, better them than the time I tried to learn trombone.

JD · « **Reply #2392 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:35 »

Ballard · « **Reply #2393 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:35 »

You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.

So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.

scarred · « **Reply #2394 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 00:39 »

feisty

Ballard · « **Reply #2395 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 01:11 »

Oh that is just the best thing.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #2396 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 05:45 »

Quote from: Ballard on 20 Nov 2009, 00:35

You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.

So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.

Well I suppose I could take up mocking people as a sport, but I'd hate to take your thing.

jhocking · « **Reply #2397 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 05:59 »

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2398 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 07:28 »

Quote from: MarkTBSc on 20 Nov 2009, 05:45

Quote from: Ballard on 20 Nov 2009, 00:35
You're either the most self-pitying, unmotivated person in history or you need to sack up and do things.

So far you've complained here about how you're not indie enough to fit in or talented enough to play music like the other members of this forum. Last I checked, the way to get better at playing a musical instrument was to practice.

Well I suppose I could take up mocking people as a sport, but I'd hate to take your thing.

Shit shit shit. Internet fight going down. Should I call the news services and let them know?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #2399 on:** 20 Nov 2009, 07:54 »

I can't play music either, and I'm not "indie". Despite these, I love this forum. It's not a requirement, as far as I can tell.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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