Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 257635 times)

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #4050 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 13:58 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 03 Feb 2010, 20:39

AND ALSO ELIZA, we call out automated system Eliza. It confuses people when I refer to her (the automated system) as if she's a real person. "Hello, and thank you for calling cardmember service. I'll be helping you with your account!" thanks Eliza!

Yeah! I can feel like I did something useful today!

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #4051 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 14:02 »

One of my roommates did something like this. We've got a religious guy who continually comes on campus and shouts about Jesus and our sinful world in front of Kirkbride Hall (we call him Kirkbride Jesus), and my roommate and his boyfriend at the time went and made out in the Kirkbride courtyard while he was there shouting.

FIXDIX · « **Reply #4052 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 16:07 »

scarred · « **Reply #4053 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 16:13 »

That's the shittiest Picasso imitation I've ever seen.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #4054 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 16:27 »

Yeah, guy, come on. You can actually tell what the image represents clearly.

Alex C · « **Reply #4055 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:16 »

If he was going to half ass it that much he should have just done Leonardo in all blue.

Emaline · « **Reply #4056 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:40 »

Uh...are you guys actually familiar with Picasso?

But I mean, I guess it is more similar to the style of 12 Oz Mouse.

Also, I feel like Monet was a lot more subtle than that picture portrays. Also, softer.

And Pollock was less "Lets scribble sharp, angular lines all over the place" and more "free flowing, splatters".

And Miro is less calligraphy-y and more surreal.

Also, ITT: I am an art fag.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #4057 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:46 »

Never mind, can we get a sarcasm tag or something?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #4058 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:52 »

I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.

Yayniall · « **Reply #4059 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:54 »

Which ninja turtle are you talking about?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4060 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 18:54 »

Quote from: Josefbugman on 04 Feb 2010, 18:52

I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.

I find most of his stuff like that.

Alex C · « **Reply #4061 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 19:12 »

As far as lamebook goes, I prefer this one.

FIXDIX · « **Reply #4062 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 19:43 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 04 Feb 2010, 18:54

Quote from: Josefbugman on 04 Feb 2010, 18:52
I personally found the boys both boring and ultraviolent. Strange indeed, though I guess the same could be said for wanted and the whole sack of crap that is the last page of that particular book.

I find most of his stuff like that.

Crossed is always a great comic to sit down with the family and read through.

JD · « **Reply #4063 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 22:27 »

Dollface · « **Reply #4064 on:** 04 Feb 2010, 22:43 »

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4065 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 01:07 »

Quote from: Emaline on 04 Feb 2010, 18:40

[...]
Also, ITT: I am an art faq.

Fixed that for you.

pwhodges · « **Reply #4066 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 01:41 »

For Dollface:

Failed projects.

snalin · « **Reply #4067 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 02:25 »

I'm a bit late, but this is too good:

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1. Baste

to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.

Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.

or

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3. baste

To artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).
"Wow! Did you hear about that chick who got basted by Clay Aiken?"

My name apparently has a lot to do with sperm.

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6. baste
A method of getting high by filling a turkey baster with methamphetamine and water. The solution is then injected into the user's anus. This works along the lines of how a suppository works, and most methamphetamine users will not recommend it.
Tony got basted and jumped out a window.

oh God why does people do these things?

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7. baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face
I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

yessss.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #4068 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 02:28 »

Bats can drink more than you.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #4069 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 04:37 »

Quote from: Alex C on 04 Feb 2010, 19:12

As far as lamebook goes, I prefer this one.

Is it a bad sign that it bothered me a lot that the opening and closing quotes weren't the same?

Heavyoak · « **Reply #4070 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 06:50 »

Quote from: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 03 Feb 2010, 08:00

Quote from: FIXDIX on 03 Feb 2010, 06:56
Quote from: glyphic on 03 Feb 2010, 06:48
The website. THE website.

For fuck sake

Is that somebodies programming project where they were asked to design a website doing all the things you ain't supposed to?

oh god what wtf?

Quote from: Emaline on 03 Feb 2010, 12:26

Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?

what wrong with Mafia Wars?

glyphic · « **Reply #4071 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 07:39 »

Was that a serious question?

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #4072 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 07:43 »

Quote from: glyphic on 03 Feb 2010, 06:48

The website. THE website.

Without excessive use of blink tags, this is a mere pretender

allison · « **Reply #4073 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 08:04 »

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #4074 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 12:52 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #4075 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 13:09 »

Excellent.

Liz · « **Reply #4076 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 13:21 »

Oh man that is amazing.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #4077 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 13:42 »

I actually really wanted Jake Sully to yell "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO" while watching Avatar.

JD · « **Reply #4078 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 14:47 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4079 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 15:25 »

FIXDIX · « **Reply #4080 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 16:40 »

LTK · « **Reply #4081 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 17:05 »

Moving pictures! Who does those, anyway?

FIXDIX · « **Reply #4082 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 18:45 »

T. Enami

David_Dovey · « **Reply #4083 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 19:33 »

welp i'm glad they were moving for everybody else as well

Dimmukane · « **Reply #4084 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 21:16 »

Is that the same guy who took photographs from old times but in a way that let modern people add color in a natural way, or were these just restored using the same process?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #4085 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 08:29 »

I believe they were hand-colored.

Heavyoak · « **Reply #4086 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 08:47 »

Quote from: glyphic on 05 Feb 2010, 07:39

Was that a serious question?

yea it was. I am lvl. 237 in mafia wars and don't see anything wrong with it.

JD · « **Reply #4087 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 09:54 »

bicostp · « **Reply #4088 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 10:55 »

How to never get employed in one painful step!

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4089 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 11:00 »

Yes, because the full neck tattoo and full sleeves that are displayed obviously are never noticeable by anyone at all and he has to work in an industry that doesn't accept them. Because there are no industries that allow such things. No sir.

bicostp · « **Reply #4090 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 11:17 »

I meant the huge chunky glasses frame he had engraved into his face.

calenlass · « **Reply #4091 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 11:19 »

I think Steve meant he might, like, be a tattoo artist himself, perhaps.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4092 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 11:25 »

Yeah, that...

Or freelance.

or self employed.

or have any job at all in a body modification friendly workplace.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #4093 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 14:09 »

For protection against those pesky intruders, it's the SAFE TABLE. Yes folks, that's right, the SAFE TABLE.

No longer shall you have to search your house for that baseball bat and shield when you hear footsteps of an unknown nature, as the SAFE TABLE has you covered.

Heavyoak · « **Reply #4094 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 14:41 »

Quote from: the_pied_piper on 06 Feb 2010, 14:09

For protection against those pesky intruders, it's the SAFE TABLE. Yes folks, that's right, the SAFE TABLE.

No longer shall you have to search your house for that baseball bat and shield when you hear footsteps of an unknown nature, as the SAFE TABLE has you covered.

^
^
WHERE CAN I BUY THAT>>>>>>>>^

JD · « **Reply #4095 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 15:57 »

Presumably at a store.

scarred · « **Reply #4096 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 16:47 »

McTaggart · « **Reply #4097 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 18:59 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 05 Feb 2010, 15:25

Despite being a Tatsunoko property Evangelion was removed from Tatsunoko vs Capcom for "balance reasons"

Yeah not really an issue.

Scarychips · « **Reply #4098 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 19:53 »

A new musical genre born in 1979: Hockey-Disco

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #4099 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 19:57 »

Time for a Garrus themed post

and if anyone wants to use it

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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