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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #400 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:55 »

Oh man, it hurts for a second but the hurt is worth it when that scab comes off.
It hurts so good.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #401 on: 23 Feb 2010, 16:03 »

I came back to the computer with a bowl of cereal, refreshed the thread, saw these posts, and I'm still eating. You guys need to step up your game.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #402 on: 23 Feb 2010, 16:06 »

I didn't realise that this was a competition on getting you disgusted.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #403 on: 23 Feb 2010, 16:08 »

At first glance it looked like she amputated her foot clean off, then I noticed the wound.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #404 on: 23 Feb 2010, 16:49 »

Manda that dress is perfect in so many way

It's perfectly elegant and dramatic without being stiff. It says 'I am a free-minded individual who doesn't need a corset and huge dress to fit the mould'.
Agreed, that dress is pretty perfect for you. Plus, its just totally beautiful!

PS: Gemm - your picture just made me go "UGHH!" out loud in horror.
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« Reply #405 on: 23 Feb 2010, 18:19 »

I eat my scabs.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #406 on: 23 Feb 2010, 18:23 »

Here's a thing that scabbed over real nice for you mooks, older forumites might remember this shot from last halloween:



That's what it looks when a knee covered in denim hits asphalt at 40mph with about 190lbs behind it. It's all blurry because I was in shock and couldn't hold the camera still!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #407 on: 23 Feb 2010, 18:31 »

I warned you about stairs bro.
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« Reply #408 on: 23 Feb 2010, 18:37 »

If by stairs you mean "drunken senior citizens who run in front of motorcycles in the middle of the night" then I guess you did.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #409 on: 23 Feb 2010, 18:40 »

That is a fallacy, Seņor Citizen cannot run because he is also OLD
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #410 on: 23 Feb 2010, 22:12 »

Amanda, your dress is beautiful and great and I love it, and basically, when my boyfriend and I joke about getting married, and I go look at dresses because it makes me feel good, those are the type of dresses I look at.
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« Reply #411 on: 23 Feb 2010, 22:38 »

That is a fallacy, Seņor Citizen cannot run because he is also OLD

Tell that to my 80 year-old grandfather who plays tennis four days a week.
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« Reply #412 on: 23 Feb 2010, 23:45 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #413 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:06 »

Manda that is such a perfect dress I kind of want to save that photo and show it to my girlfriend but that is like Ultra Weird so I probably won't.

Anyway to go with the boo-boo theme here is one from the archives



I got this from falling down some concrete stairs when I was drunk. Or so I am told.
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« Reply #414 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:24 »

I know I have posted this before, but fuck you all I love this picture.

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« Reply #415 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:32 »

Photothread: Getting people to cut themselves so they can fit in since 2008.
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« Reply #416 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:40 »

spinal whatthefuck

there's no way I'm topping this but...





shitty post-stitches picture of my chin after CHIN vs. CONCRETE @ 35mph Con 2008! before they sewed it up it just looked like a crater of missing flesh with a blanket of bloody skin hanging down. biking in the city is dangerous, doggs

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« Reply #417 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:43 »

I know I have posted this before, but fuck you all I love this picture.



See that mark down the bottom on the right of the wound? That is where the drain was in my back!
(I just wanted to quote the picture again for maximum viewage)
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« Reply #418 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:44 »

okay NOW it is the most horrifying pagebreak ever
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #419 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:48 »

Well 2/3 of the damn scab is already gone but as you can see:



Knee + concrete + 35mph = bad

Also the bad lighting on my knee makes for a funny-looking picture of a leg
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #420 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:49 »

Also apparently Photobucket will let me get this image on a coffee mug

God if only I had money
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« Reply #421 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:50 »

you would only be allowed to drink straight bourbon from that mug, ever
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« Reply #422 on: 24 Feb 2010, 02:59 »

this is what happens when you fall out of hot tubs!

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« Reply #424 on: 24 Feb 2010, 04:01 »

there is never an excuse not to post that picture
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« Reply #425 on: 24 Feb 2010, 05:15 »

Hey, a theme I can participate in!

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« Reply #426 on: 24 Feb 2010, 09:43 »

I know I have posted this before, but fuck you all I love this picture.
See that mark down the bottom on the right of the wound? That is where the drain was in my back!
(I just wanted to quote the picture again for maximum viewage)

Post the x-ray you cyborg.  :-o
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« Reply #427 on: 24 Feb 2010, 11:57 »

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« Reply #428 on: 24 Feb 2010, 13:53 »



My leg.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #429 on: 24 Feb 2010, 14:21 »

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?
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« Reply #430 on: 24 Feb 2010, 14:23 »

I happened to that face!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #431 on: 24 Feb 2010, 14:45 »

man i have such a good photo for this theme but it's physical only, in a frame, and i don't have a digital camera or a scanner.

yes i have a framed picture of myself bleeding from the head. it was a gift.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #432 on: 24 Feb 2010, 14:56 »

Oh.. Oh shit

I think I finally found an excuse to bust out a certain "Procedure" somewhere other than the Tattoo thread.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #433 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:03 »

I can't find my camera, but I do have a one inch white scar smack in the upper middle of my forehead. If you run your finger over that area, you can feel a slight groove.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #434 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:04 »

My face



My hand.

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« Reply #435 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:08 »

jesus christ the hand what happened to the hand?
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« Reply #436 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:13 »

Or a competitive swimmer, same diff.
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« Reply #437 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:16 »

How does swimming get you warts?
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« Reply #438 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:16 »

Andy is a competitive hag.
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« Reply #439 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:35 »

My guess is she went swimming with open wounds and got them infected somehow?  I've only gotten warts once before, and that's pretty much how it happened.
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« Reply #440 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:56 »

Pools are pretty notorious for being hot spots for getting warts. Pools, public baths, etc, that's why you wear sandals.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #441 on: 24 Feb 2010, 15:58 »

Damn dude I felt bad that I got a small wart on my foot that I got rid of quickly.

I guess I was lucky in my swimming career during high school and college.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #442 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:14 »

Amanda, you look lovely! That dress is pretty much perfect.

Matt, how the hell did you get a bruise that big on your leg??
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« Reply #443 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:28 »

Post the x-ray you cyborg.  :-o

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« Reply #444 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:30 »

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« Reply #445 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:35 »

Daaaaamn Hannah that is some serious business
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« Reply #446 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:36 »

so can you not bend your back at all or do those things have some degree of flexibility?
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« Reply #447 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:38 »

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« Reply #448 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:45 »

Yeah, I can't bend most of my back. The metal rods were put in to keep my back from moving while the bones fused, and after a year they weren't actually necessary to be in there, but they're gonna stay in there unless one of the breaks or something. In the actual x-ray you can see the thread on the bolts that are screwed into the spine, which is kinda crazy. That was...uhm... nearly 6 years ago now. Wow, it seems longer than that.
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« Reply #449 on: 24 Feb 2010, 16:51 »

"We can rebuild her, we have the technology!"
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