also suspenders and an axe
god you city lumberjacks just have no idea what it takes
speaking of lumberjacks, me and the rest of the AMC were trying to cut down this tree a while back but we didn't have any axes or anything and our neighbors are just a little too close to safely use guns instead (yeah, we cut down trees with guns sometimes, what) so we thought we'd pull it down with a truck. Yeah, it almost worked until the tree was bent like 45 degrees and we lost traction and got slingshotted backwards into a bunch of rocks.
the moral of the story is that you should get an axe because it could happen to you too