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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3200 on: 23 Oct 2009, 10:19 »

Why do y'all think I'm scary :(

Because you're making "crazy eyes" is about 90% of the pictures.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3201 on: 23 Oct 2009, 13:06 »

JOE HOCKING YOUR TALENTS ARE ACTUALLY NEEDED FOR ONCE









EDIT: fuck they all came out on a white background, I already closed photoshop I don't feel like redoing all of those to clean up the background

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3202 on: 23 Oct 2009, 14:08 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3203 on: 23 Oct 2009, 14:52 »





Internet is in trouble!!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3204 on: 23 Oct 2009, 14:55 »

oh god that poor violin
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3205 on: 23 Oct 2009, 16:00 »

old picture but....





....we will kill you



(upon closer inspection of this picture, i don't think i'll be participating the whole Novembeard thing after all. ugh)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3206 on: 23 Oct 2009, 17:01 »

That capybara looks like it has murder on its mind.

They always do.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3207 on: 23 Oct 2009, 18:02 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3208 on: 24 Oct 2009, 15:31 »

(upon closer inspection of this picture, i don't think i'll be participating the whole Novembeard thing after all. ugh)

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3209 on: 25 Oct 2009, 00:31 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3210 on: 25 Oct 2009, 03:36 »

It's halloween, that means slutty pirates.



It also means I get really drunk.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3211 on: 25 Oct 2009, 07:34 »

Did someone mention killing threads? Why, I love killing. The taste of the blood on the knife sends me into a murderous rampage.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3212 on: 25 Oct 2009, 08:01 »

looks like SWAT may have known about your murderous rampage-to-be.  I think a sniper's got his sites on you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3213 on: 25 Oct 2009, 08:19 »

On a somewhat related note; I've long thought that the worst place to get shot would be in the mouth.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3214 on: 25 Oct 2009, 08:30 »

Or the crotch.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3215 on: 25 Oct 2009, 08:37 »

That is my gaming style, linds.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3216 on: 25 Oct 2009, 13:17 »

I think if you're being shot in the mouth you won't live long enough to care.

Unless you go a-la Tyler Durden.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3217 on: 25 Oct 2009, 13:47 »

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On a somewhat related note; I've long thought that the worst place to get shot would be in the mouth.

For reference, how are you defining 'worst'?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3218 on: 25 Oct 2009, 14:01 »

Getting shot in the mouth can actually end it quickest of all if you're getting shot from below and the bullet is traveling upwards at an angle.  If you're getting shot straight-on, a fist-sized area centered on the bridge of the nose will do the trick.  It's all about destroying the brain stem.  Anything else and you actually do take some time to die, or might even live.  I used to read books about snipers in high school.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3219 on: 25 Oct 2009, 14:50 »

Well, everyone should have a hobby, I imagine.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3220 on: 25 Oct 2009, 14:54 »

Thanks for standing still, wanker!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3221 on: 25 Oct 2009, 14:58 »

...?

Do I usually wank on the move...?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3222 on: 25 Oct 2009, 15:18 »

Oh hey, pagebreak, time for some Capybaras



OH NO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

itt I have too much time on my hands :(
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3223 on: 25 Oct 2009, 15:24 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3224 on: 25 Oct 2009, 16:50 »

On a somewhat related note; I've long thought that the worst place to get shot would be in the mouth.
Unless you're 50 cent.

Sorry, I had to.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3225 on: 25 Oct 2009, 18:51 »

Ok to add actual photos, I got my hair cut today.





I don't know 'bout you but I'm thinking I look pretty dapper right now.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3226 on: 25 Oct 2009, 18:57 »

Yeah well you're the one with the sig that says getting 10,000 microsoft points are better than getting laid. Shouldn't I be mad at you for besmirchin' the good name of fuckin'?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3227 on: 25 Oct 2009, 18:58 »

Man has a point.  Black Flag is cool and all, but having sex is better.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3228 on: 25 Oct 2009, 19:00 »

Jens' idea of sex is Henry Rollins screaming "My War" at him while shirtless. Both of them.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3229 on: 25 Oct 2009, 19:51 »

I look like this these days. Though I usually do not have a hat on while doing it.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3230 on: 25 Oct 2009, 20:13 »

The boy and I went to the seaport for the day. I wanted a faux-majestic picture of myself at the steering wheel of a ship.



Disregard the fact that you can see a bit of the shoreline to my left, and also the fact that I am facing the back of the boat.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3231 on: 26 Oct 2009, 00:17 »

(That's your right.)


(Ours too.)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3232 on: 26 Oct 2009, 01:07 »

Starboard. Or port. If you're going to be pedantic, at least be nautically pedantic. Jeeeeez.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3233 on: 26 Oct 2009, 01:33 »

And I think they call the back of the boat the Stern or just Aft.

Arrr.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3234 on: 26 Oct 2009, 03:21 »

There's a difference between being pedantic and correcting an actual error.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3235 on: 26 Oct 2009, 05:03 »

That's the port side, which is the left side of the boat. However, because she was facing backwards that's to her right.

At least she says she was facing backwards. What kind of fucked up boat has a steering wheel facing the stern?

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3236 on: 26 Oct 2009, 05:39 »

Couldn't they just put wing-mirrors on the boat?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3237 on: 26 Oct 2009, 05:47 »

Could be for when the boat is jhocking

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3238 on: 26 Oct 2009, 06:05 »

Boat is probably younger than you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3239 on: 26 Oct 2009, 06:08 »

Boating is probably younger than you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3240 on: 26 Oct 2009, 09:52 »

That is what I get for posting when I am tired. =\
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3241 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:15 »

Look what came in the mail.



Finally got my dang license.  Sheesh.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3242 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:35 »

Holy shit is she smiling? I think she might be smiling.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3243 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:40 »

That's because I have a REASON to smile, so I'm not faking.  I CAN HAS MOBILITEE.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3244 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:48 »

vroom vroom vroom
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3245 on: 26 Oct 2009, 16:53 »

Don't get too excited, I have a licence and I still have to walk everywhere (and that would be true even if my uni didn't have a rule against driving motorised vehicles during term time).

But still, awesome! All legal and raring to go.
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« Reply #3246 on: 26 Oct 2009, 17:30 »

Don't get too excited, I have a licence and I still have to walk everywhere (and that would be true even if my uni didn't have a rule against driving motorised vehicles during term time).

But still, awesome! All legal and raring to go.

I have a car and my insurance is 30 bucks a month.  Sure, there's gas, but I think I'll be all right.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3247 on: 26 Oct 2009, 18:29 »

Holy shit is she smiling? I think she might be smiling.

And in the license, too. I thought they were outlawing that so it didn't mess up Big Brother's biometric data.

Oh, and congrats!  :-D
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3248 on: 26 Oct 2009, 18:43 »

and that would be true even if my uni didn't have a rule against driving motorised vehicles during term time

say what?
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« Reply #3249 on: 26 Oct 2009, 18:55 »

Holy shit is she smiling? I think she might be smiling.

And in the license, too. I thought they were outlawing that so it didn't mess up Big Brother's biometric data.

Oh, and congrats!  :-D

Aye, and in my avi, too.  =P

Thank you very much.  I'm glad i actually took the test this time....
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