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[Johnny C]

i ain't seen that dude round here in a dog's age

[David_Dovey]

Broke it off with my girlfriend last night.

I have to say that I really think you made the right move there, dogg.

[Spluff]

There is a fire down the road from my house!

And like 4 firetrucks.

[Jimmy the Squid]

Cool, stand outside in pajamas and watch.

[Spluff]

I wanted to go watch but I feel that unless it is your house it is improper to stand outside the house in your underwear and a robe.

I'm going to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what the protocol is for fires but I know if it was my house I wouldn't want some half dressed dude gaping as my shit burns.

[Jace]

Went to the artsy-music thing that happens every first friday of the month downtown. It was fuckin cool, I hung out with my friend Max and his girlfriend and sang songs on the street corner and played guitar. I really want to sell some of my old shit to fund buying a drumset. Then I will take 3 components from that drumset and go with them downtown and we will have a band.

[allison]

I am in Kingston staying with my grandma because occasionally I like to hear her tell me the same stories over and over again. I'm kidding, Grandma is awesome. Today we are going to see the boat races downtown. Old people are awesome. Plus I get to hang out with my dad, too, and he's such a cool dude.

Family! It's important.

[Zingoleb]

Omigosh puppies are adorable.

(We have three now)

I just threw a dog treat to Buster, who hasn't quite grasped the whole catching-the-treat-in-midair-thing quite yet. It hit his nose, whereupon he opened his mouth to catch it, and it bounced off his nose behind him, so he quickly turned around to try and get it, and ended up losing his balance on the linoleum floor and his back legs went either way underneath them, and he was kicking them like he was swimming, trying to get at the treat three inches in front of him, and then the other puppy just casually ate it on him.

This all happened in like, five seconds, tops, and it was adorable.

[Scarychips]

Okay guys, I wanted a glockenspiel for about 6 months now and it's about 30$ CAN. Should I buy one or not?

[jhocking]

While walking down the street today some kid squirted me from his apartment.  As in, I was walking along when suddenly I was hit with water, and when I looked up there was a kid holding a watergun leaning out of the window.  I flicked him off but I don't think he even saw it because he ran inside when I saw him.  This seems like something I should be pissed about (and would be pissed about if I were in nice clothes or something) but mostly it was amusing.

On my way back home I saw him squirt some couple and they seemed to react pretty much the same way I did: confused, slightly miffed, but mostly amused.

[Lines]

You should go find a super soaker and shoot him back.

Since tonight I am too broke to get gas and drive up to Eaton to see Will's thingy (sad face), I am doing an after dark tour of one of the graveyards in the area. If it were any graveyard, that'd be super creepy, but Spring Grove looks more like a park than anything else, so it won't be creepy, and also it's pretty old and there's some interesting tours. It sounds fun!

[Johnny C]

i'm supposed to go to the folk festival but i really don't want to leave the house

[Zingoleb]

Okay guys, I wanted a glockenspiel for about 6 months now and it's about 30$ CAN. Should I buy one or not?

Yes

[Emaline]

Broke it off with my girlfriend last night.

I have to say that I really think you made the right move there, dogg.

I totally agree.


Guys, I am at Lollapalooza. It is amazing. It love it. Seeing Animal Collective soon! Woo!

[jhocking]

Guys, I am at Lollapalooza. It is amazing. It love it. Seeing Animal Collective soon! Woo!

Were you there yesterday?  It was all rainy and muddy but my fiancee still enjoyed it.

[Barmymoo]

I'm kind of tired but at the same time it feels like mid-evening so I can't really get to sleep. Luckily tomorrow I don't have to get up at all really, so I should catch up on sleep and then get myself unjetlagged before Monday and my music summer school

A week on Thursday I get my A level results and find out where I'm going to uni. I'm torn between wanting to go to Cambridge (awesome teaching, copyright library, lovely college, good reputation) and wanting to go to Birmingham (able to work term-time, less hectic, can get a year-round flat due to working term-time, more social life). I guess it depends on my grades really.

Also, Emaline, good to see you back.

[Gemmwah]

Good luck, May!

[nobo]

Just came back from GI Joe and was pretty happy. Any movie that has asian children fight scenes is pretty damn sweet.

[tania]

today i had two different customers call me while at work to find out if i was working today because they weren't going to come in unless i was there on account i was apparently really friendly and helpful last time they were there, and a third lady offered to take me out for a beer sometime because "you're cool and you look like you really need a break". i still kind of hate my job but on days like today, i guess it's alright.

[De_El]

Validation! Of a sort, anyway.

Guys tomorrow it is gonna be so hot as balls it will cease to be a humorous comparison. All you will be able to do is feebly nod in assent and say, "Aye. Today it truly is hot as balls." But I am gonna stand in the sun for hours because BASEBALL PAYS ME TO DO IT AND I WANT MONEY.

In other news, uhhh, oddment and tweak?

[Jace]

Oh my god you guys painting 1/600 scale boats is so much fun holy crap I don't even care if the game is fun.

[MadassAlex]

I have to say that I really think you made the right move there, dogg.

It was getting pretty dire, but I was hesitant because she could also be intensely sweet and caring. It didn't hurt that she was a strong woman (in terms of mentality) and rather pretty. It was kind of weird because, over the past few weeks, she'd have moments that painted her as an absolutely great person to be with, but I detailed my concerns above.

[snalin]

yes


So, I just downloaded Psychonauts to see if it was any good, and my laptop couldn't handle it. It just hung up when I was to be allowed to control anything.. I'll have to get creative. Tweaking is always fun.

[Coward]

While walking down the street today some kid squirted me from his apartment.  As in, I was walking along when suddenly I was hit with water, and when I looked up there was a kid holding a watergun leaning out of the window.  I flicked him off but I don't think he even saw it because he ran inside when I saw him.  This seems like something I should be pissed about (and would be pissed about if I were in nice clothes or something) but mostly it was amusing.

On my way back home I saw him squirt some couple and they seemed to react pretty much the same way I did: confused, slightly miffed, but mostly amused.

Burn his building down. His appreciation of poetic justice and irony will outweigh any anguish he may feel about arson-related property damage or the hellish screams of those innocents who, tragically caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, will suffer a quite painful death.

[Liz]

Jens the answer is yes. Do it now.

[Zingoleb]

Thunderstorming so hard oh my god I am just standing outside and telling god thank you (going back out now)

[J-cob9000]

There is a fire down the road from my house!

And like 4 firetrucks.

a;dlkfjalwkeuroaisdfnlaskdfj bluuuuuh.
i haaate housefires. they scare me to death. fire would be the worst way to die.

[Lines]

I think I caught my coworker's cold. Ughhhhhh all I want to do is sleep but I keep sneezing and waking myself up.

[Lunchbox]

So I have been sickly on and off for about three weeks, I have been to the doctor a couple times and had medicines and got better, only to get sick again pretty much straight away.
Today I went to the doctor again because the whites of my eyes are totally red and I have this awful hacking, curl-into-a-ball can't-breathe cough, and he told me I might have whooping cough or pnuemonia and sent me to get chest x-rays but I won't find out till Thursday.
On the upside my boy is coming over to take care of me again!

[scarred]

Memorial service is tomorrow.

Wish me luck. I don't think it's dawned on me fully yet. I hope I don't go to pieces in front of everyone.

[JD]

Good luck

[Zingoleb]

Blaggy,

My social worker has scheduled me for Eye Movement Desensitization Therapy. Apparently, this will help me from freaking out over needles. Win?

[tania]

putting olives in this bread was such a good idea, i am the best

[Emaline]

This weekend was crazy, and great, and awesome, and terrible, and wonderful, all in one.

Animal Collective was alright. I waited for two hours to see them, and ended up being two people away from the stage. I got covered in paint, and had a blast, and then got squished, and started feeling horribly ill, so I had to fight my way out of the crowd. So yeah. I can't say I was disappointed buy a single band there. I ran into the singer of Glasvegas on my way back to the hotel. We chatted a bit and he gave me two kisses. Oh, guys with accents. Sigh. Boys Noize was mindblowingly amazing. So fucking good. My boyfriend had no idea who he was beforehand, and was only begrudgingly going because we were having a terrible fucking day(our ride was threatening to ditch us. in Chicago. Without a way home. Long story. We didn't do anything. Dude got in a fight with his wife.), and about three seconds into being at Boys Noize, my boyfriend was in heaven. He loved it. And he danced his ass off. And I recorded every second of it. It is fucking adorable. We got some great pictures of the bands.

Were you there yesterday?  It was all rainy and muddy but my fiancee still enjoyed it.

Yeah, I was there all weekend. The rainy muddiness was the best part, because the next two days were hellishly hot. Coupled with long lines to get water. So the rain was welcomed, because I knew we wouldn't be that lucky all weekend.

Also, Emaline, good to see you back.

Thanks.

Memorial service is tomorrow.

Wish me luck. I don't think it's dawned on me fully yet. I hope I don't go to pieces in front of everyone.

Good luck, man. I hope things go well. Remember, sometimes its ok to cry. Nobody would fault your for it.








Guys, I am super proud of my boyfriend. He does cancer research, and recently a paper he worked on was published in The New England Journal Of Medicine. The BBC even wrote an article about it! Here is a screencap of the article on google. I am so super proud of him!

[MrBlu]

I am in Kingston

Come visit me.

scarred, I'm sorry to hear your friend committed suicide, that sucks bawls.

Glad to see you're back, Emaline.

And my apologies for any other important stuff I missed, I only checked the last page.

Oh, and I'm back. Hey.

[JD]

Glad to see you're back, Emaline.

Oh dang the internet on my normal computer is borked. No TF2 for a while then.

[Slick]

I am in Kingston

Come visit me.

I would assume pretty much every nation in the commonwealth has at least one kingston in it and I would also assume allison is in this one

[Hat]

There is a Kingston in my city and it is basically a skid row of meth labs GOOD STORY BRETT

anyway I had a pretty boring night at work tonight, first three hours were fucking dead as hell, picked up a bit later, but not before I managed to design an elaborate machine on the back of a beer coaster for transforming boredom into diamonds and fucking dope breaks singles, by the mysterious and hermetic Egyptian magic of a tank full of cats.

I am also looking at another beer coaster I was writing on with "GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES" on it in big excited letters

3) Toast something NOBODY HAS EVER TOASTED BEFORE (cereal?)

[MrBlu]

I am in Kingston

Come visit me.

I would assume pretty much every nation in the commonwealth has at least one kingston in it and I would also assume allison is in this one

I would have assumed that I was being facetious.

[est]

You would have assumed WRONG

[karl gambolputty...]

thank you karl gambolputty, for paying for my coffee+donut, putting up with my babbling about music and how my friends are goofy, and getting that photo of me all sweaty while waiting in line for the bathroom!

You're most welcome!  It was an excellent time.  Thanks for educating me on what the kids are up to these days (I was a little drunk and the stories all blended together a little bit, but I hope your friend who's being chased by the pizza-eating bicycle gangs turns out ok).

[Slick]

You know what is a great summer night? Going down with one of your best friends and her girlfriend as she gets a tattoo, chilling in the tiny tattoo place after hours, shooting shit with the ace tattoo man who happens to be from your province, then your other friends show up with pizza, then you go bike for some vegan brownies and bean salad and come back and they're still tattooing and everything's great and you're having beer and pizza in the shop after close and life seems good and then you bike really fast home just because you can and the night is beautiful and then you get an e-mail about how some dick has vandalized the rental bikes you've been working on all summer and also oh right you've got an exam at nine in the morning fuck come on now fucking come on now really?

[Emaline]

James, I am hella jealous. Your night sounds fun.

[Will]

So, the rest of my tour is cancelled. I'm stuck at a friend's house in Nashville while the guy I was travelling with is in a country jail in Kentucky. Here's a tip, guys - if you're going to travel 3500 miles, make damn sure that the registration and tags on your car aren't expired by a year; failing THAT make fucking CERTAIN that you don't have any substance buried in the trunk that is a felony in any of the states you're traveling through.

So tour is cancelled, I have to fly back home and bail on everyone, and my friend is probably going to be in a Kentucky jail cell for a while, since he's got a $9800 bail in a state that doesn't allow you to post 10% bond - cash up front only.

This fucking sucks.

[Zingoleb]

Goddamn Will, that's really shitty. How did you avoid getting jailed, too?

[Will]

Car is registered to him, he copped to posession of everything, they had nothing on me.

[Zingoleb]

I'm tempted to throw a lot of questions at you now but I'm  just going to wish you the best of luck and hope that you manage to get things worked out.

[Slick]

James, I am hella jealous. Your night sounds fun.

and then you get an e-mail about how some dick has vandalized the rental bikes you've been working on all summer and also oh right you've got an exam at nine in the morning fuck come on now fucking come on now really?

[Emaline]

Man, James, I'm hellsa drinking wine, and listening to jazz, and smoking, and contemplating a bath, and basically completely in a different other world, and missed that last bit. I'm still jealous of your good time. Sucks about the rest though. What happened with the bikes exactly?

[David_Dovey]

3) Toast something NOBODY HAS EVER TOASTED BEFORE (cereal?)

I thought most cereals were toasted. You'd just be re-toasting it.