Hey you fucks, guess who's getting a Gibson SG and paying $50/mo for it until 400 is reached! Yeah bitches, that's fucking right. I'm putting the first payment down tomorrow and I get to take it home then. Because I know the guy who owns it.
My one complaint: it doesn't have P90s. I plan on rectifying that, though. It's already got wiring installed for coil tap, so maybe if I twist Curt Novak's arm a bit? Also the pickups it has are a custom Duncan bridge pickup, flipped over and put in the neck position. The other is another Duncan, a Dimebag signature dual-coil rail pickup. I don't much give a fuck about either pickup, and I have been wanting a guitar with P90s for a long time. So I'll sell each of those pickups and put them P90s in and have an axe with which planets are destroyed.
It's originally an '04 Faded SG Special in brown, but the owner put a gnarly spraypainted creamy yellow finish on there. I intend to remove that from the headstock the best I can (because it looks like complete shit on that headstock) and leave it on the body (because it looks fucking radical and is worn completely to hell).
Also if I sell those pickups for enough, I'll have maybe 3 months' worth of payments already done. Which means fuck yeah.