I'll chime in with a few more than two cents, if no one minds too much.
First, here's me with two of my basses:

That's me in the background after a TERRIBLE gig my high school band played. I'm the one scratching my face behind the MASSIVE china cymbal. I'm holding a Modulus Genesis 5 string named Suzanne. She's my baby as far as electric basses go. On the far left you can see my rig. It's expanded a little bit since then with a wireless system, a tuner and a power conditioner (gotta love tax write-offs as a musician).

That's me after my junior recital. Somewhere there's a picture of me after my senior recital, but I seemed to have deleted it from my computer. Anyways, it's a Juzek plywood from the 1930's and I love her. I haven't named her yet.
I have an Ibanez SR-810 that I converted to fretless. His name is Jaco, for obvious reasons. My other rig (aside from the one pictured) is an Acoustic Image Contra that sometimes goes into a Carvin 2x10" cabinet.
As far as guitar center goes, I've heard that it's against company policy to ask someone to turn down when he/she is demoing the gear, which sucks for everyone, really.