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[Zingoleb]

hey there this thread here which I have been visiting a lot

I been cheating on you by drunk blogging the tumblr so sorry, yeah

it's cool though, I'm not mad

[henri bemis]

I confess that I'm torn between posting in this thread and the confessions one, because holy batman i am not sober, but I probably don't want to inflict that upon others.

I confess that Unicorn's hair is super gorgeous, and need to ask how you get those curls because JEALOUS.

I confess that when I drink I just want to watch dramatic scenes from Doctor Who over and over again.  I've got it queued up in my netflix, and, yes, I will probably get dust in my eyes.

I confess that I'm worried I'm breaking the rules by posting this here instead of the stated confessions thread because of formatting, and because I don't want to be THAT GAL, especially while new, but my beer has coriander and it is delicious, so this is all happening.

[Zingoleb]

uh, I don't wash or brush my hair. I'll condition it in the shower and work out any knots with my fingers, and then scrunch it up with alcohol-free mousse while it's drying. sometimes I'll use a tiny bit of gel which might make my hair crunchy, but if that happens I'll put some conditioner in it which softens it up.

(fun fact: only half my hair is curly. I shaved off the non-curly bits out of sheer frustration)

[pwhodges]

I confess that I'm worried I'm breaking the rules by posting this here instead of the stated confessions thread

This is not one of those boards that hands out three-day or weekly bans for off-topic posting (yes, one forum I visit does that!).

[bainidhe_dub]

That is just... people need to chill out. I kind of think of CHATTER like a party with a bunch of conversations going on but it's all the same people so it's ok if you kinda bleed over from one thing to another that's sorta connected cause they still know what you mean.

Tonight I am CWI (crafting while intoxicated). I'm making a pretty box for all my nail polish because this whole reusable-shopping-bag-that-makes-me-high-when-I-look-inside-it is just not cuttin' it. It is going to be beautiful. The blue paper is shimmery!

[Papersatan]

ooo!

I am thinking about getting a drink.  I wanted to go out, but I've noone to go with tonight. :/  Maybe drunk crafting is my calling!!

(post the finished box in the craft circle in MAKE!!!!! )

 

[bainidhe_dub]

Oh god I never leave CHATTER except that week before Thanksviging with Claire and everything and all that got me was a lot of wasted time at work trying to keep up with the WCDT and a PM from a weird guy who said he "can't" call people by their preferred pronoun about 50 times but then he got banned. I am inspired by this (damn you Pinterest) but I don't think I'm going to make labels.

[Papersatan]

Linds and I are trying so hard to start a craft circle there.  When I say Linds and I, I mean I suggested it and then she started one like a champ.
Come craft with us!
(I have a drink now and have decided to make a garland for my tree.)

[Papersatan]

Uggh, Drunk was maybe not a good idea tonight.  I've just had a few encounters which have made me hate life.  Truly and honestly, and I am so drunk, that it is just overwhelming and I want to lay in a field and look at the stars and sob.  But I have no way to get to anywhere where the stars are visible. 

Just, I love humans I do.  I am usually so hopeful about our potential to be awesome.  But then, just people are dicks and dicks in such fundemental ways that I just can't understand it. And it makes me just think that like, we are doomed because noone wants to understand. and noone wants to really know other humans, they only want to feel great about themselves, and so they hate people based on stupid things, and don't even knoe they are doing itn, or refuse to acknowledged it. and the interact with other people in a way that is so one sided and  just...

Fucking no matter how many nice things people do for each other, we are doomed as a whole to be bad.  Has anyone seen Melencholia?  I identify so much which the Justine at the end of it.  Just let the other planet come already.

[Nikolai]

Adding a splash of Amaretto to a Crown 'n Coke was a rather inspired idea, I must say. So nummy.

[Bluesummers]

1/2 red wine, 1/2 cranberry juice. on the rocks.

That went way too quickly...time for another.


...As another man pour my wife a double of courvoisier, gets her tipsy, and proceeds to dance with her...ah, gotta love the company christmas party. >_>

[Carl-E]

I hope you quit posting and went dancing instead!

[Bluesummers]

Yes, quite. This was all saturday nite...I stole her back from him, and did my awkawrd white-boy dance...the one that stole her heart when we first met. It actually goes well to 50's rock'n'roll.

[pwhodges]

Elephant anti-freeze.

[Bluesummers]

Elephant anti-freeze.

WHUT.

Russian logic: Something's wrong? Fix it with vodka!

[Thrillho]

Last night I got drunk at the work do. Went to bed at 4am. Woke up at 8am to go back into work. Wasn't even that hung over. Dunno why.

[Papersatan]

DAYMAN

ooOOOooo

Fighter of the nightman

oooOOOoo

Champion of the sun

oooOOOoo

You're a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


Quite Drunk.   This song in m head all night, thanks Steve.  Kisses

Happy new years Yall. 

[Thrillho]

BTW I own this t-shirt

[lepetitfromage]

Hello everyone this is my first time posting in the drunky thread! I think. Yay new years eve! I drank a bunch of yummy girly drinks and then walked home from a lovely party where I made new friends   I think I may have played the most amazing game of Kings s that I've ever been. Part of. Everything was centered arond wonderful things from the 90s. I thoroughly enoyed an entire bottle of framboise lambic and about 3/4 of a giant bottle of peach shnapps. Not as drunky asi'dlike to be, but better on this side than pukey,right? Aaaaaaaanyway. I hope you allnhad fabulous new year shenanigans to partake in and may your 2013 be absolutely lovsly. But now
it's time for me to pee and then sleep. Happy new year my friends!

[Bluesummers]

I decided that my shitface-fest of last year was not to be repeated...so I had a hard lemonade, two shots of jager, and a couple glasses of Asti. A fitting end to a fitting year. G'night all.

[Carl-E]

Sorry, not drunk anymore - just a bit hungover.  A friend gave us some homemade "apple pie" = boil together apple juice concentrate, cider, some cinnamon sticks and apple pie spices, then add everclear. 

You never know what hit you...


Happy new year! 

[Papersatan]

ooooh man.  Steve and I went to a Con thing once an there was Apple Pie.

We had a day where we managed to be drunk for 20 hours straight.  We didn't get ill, we just maintained a good drunk all day, and all night... People's flasks of Pie were a part of that.

[Pilchard123]

Sorry, not drunk anymore - just a bit hungover.  A friend gave us some homemade "apple pie" = boil together apple juice concentrate, cider, some cinnamon sticks and apple pie spices, then add everclear. 

You never know what hit you...

It's not true about the rats, or the snakes' heads, or the lead shot. The one about the dead sheep is a complete fabrication. We can lay to rest all the variants of the one about the trouser button. But the one about not letting it come into contact with metal is absolutely true...

[Carl-E]

Yeah, you shoulda seem my wife's nosering after she just sniffed the stuff...

 

[Zingoleb]

I appreciate that both the eye rolling and the parrot move in a counter-clockwise direction.

[Bev]

BTW I own this t-shirt

I love you.

[Thrillho]

And so you should.

[Nikolai]

Yeahhhh making up for the drinking I didn't do last night. Newcastle Winter IPA is somewhat delicious.

[Carl-E]

Hair of the dog?

[Bluesummers]

Hair of the dog?

I never understood that phrase. It makes me think of the smell of wet dog, which in turn makes me not want to drink anything. Or is that the point?

[Carl-E]

The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 

Of course, it usually just gives you a second day of drunk and puts the hangover off... to the second of January. 


Tuathal, drink some water. 

[Papersatan]

I think it's where the notion of bloody marys for breakfast comes from.  Just a little kick to dull your symptoms, or something.  Personally, if I got drunk enough to be hungover all I want is water and toast early in the day, and then a garbage plate once my stomach settles. 

I am not fond of the phrase though because it just reminds me of the rape scene in As I Lay Dieing. 

[Redball]

The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 

From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.

[Bev]

I'm currently 3 months sober, alcohol turns me into a complete cunt so I've given it up. My social life has taken a bit hit

[Nikolai]

Rahhhh hockey is back! Fuck I'm drunk. Why did god make beer so tasty? Also, it would appear that I play video games very much better when inebriated. Raaaaaahhhhrrrr BF3e pewpewpew

[Bluesummers]

My wife and I have to be the saddest excuse for party animals....We've been cleaning the bedroom, and what do we find:

1 Bottle of Bacardi
3 Bottles of Pistachio Creme Rum (from Curacao)
1 Bottle of Icewine (that shit costs over $100 for a 180mL bottle)
3 Bottles of Malbec
4 Bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon
1 Can of Modelo
and 1 Bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

ALL UNOPENED. I can't even remember buying half this stuff.

[idontunderstand]

In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?

[Carl-E]

Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...

[Welu]

The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you".  I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover. 

From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.

Aaaah! I can feel that. I used to get big grazes where there'd just be a big open wound and shit would get stuck in them all the time and I developed a minor compulsion for, rather than properly cleaning, picking out the bits of dirt or whatever with tweezers or my nails if they were long enough. Sometimes somehow a long hair would be in it and the wound would have started to scab and pulling it out was a bizarre feeling.

Also I'm not drunk right now. I don't think the college class I'm in would appove.

[Bluesummers]

Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...

It usually does.

In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?

Like, everywhere. There was so much goddamn clutter...we found the box of wine (not a Box'o'wine, but a box with 12 bottles) next to the bed, the schnapps near the door (how I walked by it every day without noticing, I have no idea), the Bacardi under the pillow (you're welcome), the Modelo on top of the TV... The Icewine was in the wine cooler, WHICH I DID NOT KNOW WAS THERE, and there was also an opened 200mL Courvoisier bottle, which is full of a clear liquid...it tastes like moonshine, and it probably is.

Now I know what the soft, whirring white noise is...all this time I thought it was the wind, but it turns out there's a 5 Cu.Ft. wine cooler in the corner of the bedroom. I dunno, I guess Santa left it for us...several years ago.

[Carl-E]

It sounds like my bedroom, but with more alcohol and fewer books and papers...

[idontunderstand]

You guys are some kind of alky hoarders. 

[Bluesummers]

It sounds like my bedroom, but with more alcohol and fewer books and papers...

Oh, there's plenty of books...a buttload of college textbooks from our glory days, a few light reading (Anna Karenina, etc...my wife is a Russophile), a Sears Roebuck catalog from 1903...did you know that people could just go to Sears and buy morphine by the bottle? Hot damn...

But yeah, the alcohol all over the place is...a nice surprise. Especially since we're usually too broke to buy any.

I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.

God, I hope not. Drunk texting is bad enough, adding another dimension onto that would be a nightmare.

You guys are some kind of alky hoarders. 

That's my thought. If I were a multiple-personality alcoholic, I might find empty bottle and cans..instead, I'm finding buried treasure.

We're breaking open the Icewine tonite...anyone from Germany or Canada should probably know what that is. ^.^

[Zingoleb]

I think you might be an alcoholic with multiple personality disorder.

well, they'd be a person with MPD and one of their headmates would be an alcoholic.

(I wrote alter instead of headmate at first, but I don't really know anyone who actually uses the word 'alter' in that sense. Headmate sounds friendlier, anyways. Housemate. Roommate. Headmate.)

[Nikolai]

Icewine is delicious. ^.^

[Bluesummers]

(I wrote alter instead of headmate at first, but I don't really know anyone who actually uses the word 'alter' in that sense. Headmate sounds friendlier, anyways. Housemate. Roommate. Headmate.)

I think if I had MPD, I would use the term "headmate". It sounds right for the situation.

And yes, the Icewine was delicious. And now it's gone... ;_;

[Zingoleb]

MPD isn't really used much, as far as terminology goes. Dissociative Identity Disorder/DID is the clinical term now.

I feel like I'm being overly pedantic here...

[Pilchard123]

Excessive pedantry is the best type of pedantry.

[Thrillho]

If people are going to call you out on it anyway, may as well go fully porcine.

[Zingoleb]

Did you just call me fat?