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pat101:

--- Quote from: Inlander ---



Q: You have Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams in a room, and a gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?
A: Bryan Adams, twice.

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Good one.

Thrillho:
I dunno if anyone's posted this one already:

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Saliva.

nescience:

--- Quote from: Inlander ---Q: You have Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams in a room, and a gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?
A: Bryan Adams, twice.
--- End quote ---


Wrong.


--- Quote from: The fixed quote ---Q: You have Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams in a room, and a gun with two bullets.  Who do you shoot?
A: YOURSELF.
--- End quote ---

Rubby:
More More, please more. I would add to this but I only know one joke and it's not about musicians, so I wont post it.

HeroX:
i think all the ones i know have been posted. it's not great, but i laughed the first time i heard this one:

Q: what do you get when you cross a drummer and a gorilla
A: a really dumb gorilla

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