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Vlishgnath:
Best musical joke I've ever heard:
Three musical notes walk into a bar: C, D#, and G. Bar tended looks up, shakes his head and says "we don't serve minor's." D# sighs and takes off and C and G have a fifth between them.
IronOxide:
A first grade teacher went around the room and asked the kids what they would like to do when they grow up.
The teacher asks one student and he says "When I grow up I want to be a lawyer!"
The second one says "When I grow up I want to be a doctor!"
The third one says "When I grow up I want to be a musician!"
The teacher says "You can't have it both ways, sweetie."
Rubby:
--- Quote from: Vlishgnath ---Best musical joke I've ever heard:
Three musical notes walk into a bar: C, D#, and G. Bar tended looks up, shakes his head and says "we don't serve minor's." D# sighs and takes off and C and G have a fifth between them.
--- End quote ---
Great joke, but wouldn't it have to be D#m?
Bastardous Bassist:
--- Quote from: Rubby ---
--- Quote from: Vlishgnath ---Best musical joke I've ever heard:
Three musical notes walk into a bar: C, D#, and G. Bar tended looks up, shakes his head and says "we don't serve minor's." D# sighs and takes off and C and G have a fifth between them.
--- End quote ---
Great joke, but wouldn't it have to be D#m?
--- End quote ---
No. Actually the joke only works with the Eb, which is enharmonically D#. You see, C and D# make an augmented second, whereas C and Eb make a minor third, and the two intervals are distinctly different.
adamb:
Is that an SM57 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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