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Musician jokes!
Rubby:
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whereas C and Eb make a minor third.
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Or just a plain old minor since the deffinition of a minor is a minor third or flattened third.
edit: and as far as what I said before. I wasn't thinking of D# in relation to C, but as it's own scale. So in that case it would have to be D#m, but I should have gotten it because C and G have a fifth between them thing.
nescience:
--- Quote from: Rubby ---
--- Quote from: Bastardous Bassist ---
whereas C and Eb make a minor third.
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Or just a plain old minor since the deffinition of a minor is a minor third or flattened third.
edit: and as far as what I said before. I wasn't thinking of D# in relation to C, but as it's own scale. So in that case it would have to be D#m, but I should have gotten it because C and G have a fifth between them thing.
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You crazy kids have flat seconds in your upper registers.
riotts:
Q: How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
Q: What did one guitarist say to the other?
A: I'm better than you.
Q: What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
A: His amplifier.
Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A: Who cares? Neither is a guitar.
Q: How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb?
A: He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Kirbo:
Well, as a drummer of 10 years, I must say why all the drummer bashing?
That being said, my drummer jokes.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock always slows down.
Did you hear about the drummer who got into college?
Neither did I.
Q:How do you know there's a drummer at the door?
A:Because he doesn't know when to enter.
SpacemanSpiff:
Riotts wins the thread.
Also, because I'm a drummer as well, here are some drummer jokes.
Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A: One will mature and make money.
The horrible pun department presents:
Q: Why are drummers always losing their watches?
A: Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
And an all-time favorite:
Q: How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
A: Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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