But but...we didn't reach 100 pages :oops:Nope, but we found the grail.
Bridging the gap.Better mind that gap.
I'm just saying this thread is delicious.
I honestly prefer Life of Brian to Holy Grail.I'm not surprised. Life Of Brian is a much better film IMHO.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hey, sorry was going to post this reply about an hour ago when I realised I had a radio show to be on very shortly..
So yeah, It'd be a dick move if Jesus Week was a positive event. It's not.
It's run by the Evangelical Students club, who are backed by one of those crazy rich megachurch/business/pyramidscheme churches (Influencers and Hillsong here in Australia, to be precise).
Their club gives them all identical sweaters to wear, and they go around trying to 'lure' people into their club with promise of free cake and other foods, but then they ask you all of these twisting questions to try and get you to admit that you believe in god. The worst thing is they deliberately target new international students, as it's likely they don't have many new friends and they play on those insecurities and anxieties and be like "Trust US. Trust GOD, We'll Help You. God Helps You". It's kinda cult-like, which makes me sick.
The event used to be a lot more inclusive though, and traditionally, we always had a formal debate between their club and ours on the first day (where they always set the question and it's always something wanky like "Is God Love, Yes or No?"). These days though it's just ridiculous. I'm fine for religious events to happen on campus, but the fact that this club gets a whole week is just not right.
So what we try and do is provide a bit of comic relief in the middle of a week which is usually very annoying for a lot of students. I think this year we might try and get a game of Brian Tag happening as well (where we designate someone as the "Brian" and the rest of us chase them through campus with gourds and sandals)
We're just trying to have a bit of fun, really :-)
just a hornets nest that was built over a sculpture of a human face. I saw this a week ago. No nightmares. :angel:(click to show/hide)
Yeah, I'm not going to be sleeping at all after seeing this.
I love that the first image in this thread is brokenNot anymore :roll:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dc63b53dadc793539c25ab613bffc9b/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o10_1280.jpg)Good for those kittens, that much inbreeding is never healthy.
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"Hi, I’m Morpheus and welcome to Jackass"
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you’re not my real dad!
Forcing my boyfriend, who does not like science fiction, to watch The Fifth Element again.
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The best story about picking cotton (http://kingeibon.tumblr.com/post/73387583346/conflictedcontradiction-nooneslife)
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what show is that?
Sean Bean plays Caesar (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3185182/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1) in the film on Shakespeare's play."One does not simply walk across the Rubicon!"
Thank You Ted.The other joke.
...besides "nothing" being written in stone? Or am I missing something?The irony of carving a metaphor into a plaque when the literal interpretation of that metaphor contradicts itself, I would say.
This is one of many reasons why I love Policy Debate.I read a dozen pages of the blog that was posted on (http://fuckyeahpolicydebate.tumblr.com/) and I have no idea what 99% of it even means.
This was in response to an post (http://4n6-4ever.tumblr.com/post/80007381120/how-to-dress-for-a-tournament) about how to dress for a Parli tournament.
The oorahs really make this video.
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“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
Quoteokay so apparently these are supposed to be some sort of modern minimalist garden gnome sculptures but they look like fucking bad dragon dildosI thought this was gonna be one of those posts where an innocent thing turns out to be a sex toy but it turned out to be a post where it being a dildo would make MORE sense
the name doesn’t help either
"YOU SHUT UP, NATE."Quote(http://i.imgur.com/dUCwoOy.jpg)
“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
I'm sure most of you are aware that in some species of spider the female will devour the male after copulation. But did you know that some males not only do not fight against this cannibalization, they actively promote and facilitate it? The male Redback Spider performs a somersault after mating and literally jumps into the females mouth. But why? What possible evolutionary benefit could there be from enabling your mating partner to eat you?
Researchers discovered that the environment of these spiders was so hostile that it was highly unlikely that a male would be able to find another mating partner. Therefore it would be better for it to focus on ensuring that the female did not mate again. Mate guarding is a poor tactic for these spiders as the females are so much larger.
The researchers also found that if a female devoured her first mating partner she was much less likely to accept a second male. If she did not eat her first partner she would usually accept to solicitations of the next male that came along.
These two factors (hostile environment and female choice when full) means that promoting their own devouring actually confers an evolutionary advantage on these male spiders.
http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD (http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD) and http://eeemo.net/ (http://eeemo.net/)Thanks. And damn it, imgur is getting as inescapable as tvtropes. Food hacks (http://imgur.com/gallery/wz605).
:mrgreen:
I had to know...
赋̧ͥ͑͐̐̂͢͝得͑ͨ̑̄ͥ͊͑͠江̴̛ͣ͋̀͊̈边̉͋ͯ̂̔͛ͦ͟柳̧͋̈̍͂͊̽͡
̶̨ͭ̅͛̔͗̐̚ ̧ͤͥͦ̍̍̕ ̡̈́͆̽҉̵ ́̿̆ͦ͑̏͑̃̕͡ ̒ͧ͡鱼̍̓̍̂̒ͨͫ̕͡玄̴̧́ͯ͒ͦͦͬ͟机̧́ͯ̊̌̓̒̈ͫ̕ ́ͤͫ ̇ͯ͐̽͛̃ͦͣ ̶̛̀͢
ͪͭ̾̇̈́̓ͭ̔翠̈́͒̓͏色̸ͮͭͩ连̵̢͑̾ͧ͛荒̵̵̔͋ͫ̎̊͐̓͡岸̡̏́̈́̍̒ͦ,ͣ̂̉͒̈ͦ̈́ͫ͛̕
̵̷̿͗͂͂̓̑̆ͮ͝烟̵ͨ̽̆̄̓ͬ͑͝姿̅ͮ͋͊͛入̉͗̈́ͦ̕远ͣ̔͞楼̷̵͗̆͗̇͝。̛́̍̌̓̾͛ͨ
̸̑ͦͭ͘影̵̧ͨͨ̾铺ͨ͑̂̂̊ͧ̅͝秋̊̓̄͒̒̅͑҉̡水̈́̒̋́̊́́͡面̛͊͌ͥ,̨̛̎͒ͨͫͥ̓̇̋
ͪ̂͆͑ͤ̐̃̓̔̕花͛ͯ̔ͣ落̛ͪ̓ͧ͘钓̶ͤ́ͬ̍ͫ̐͐̈́̚人̒̚҉͟͢头̓̊̐̆。̓̔̑̀҉̴
̏̈́͘͏根̶̧ͬ̋ͫ͊̋ͤ̓̀̄老͆̽藏̋ͥ̏ͧͬ̔̀҉̧鱼̇ͥ̍̂́͡窟̶ͩ͋̐̌͂̿̕,̑̇
̵ͫ͑̋̌ͬͦ̕͝枝̿̊̈́́̀͞低͂̾̂͂̊̈ͧ̕系̴ͦ̃͒̿̂͋͊̃̈͞客̸̑ͦ̊̔̿ͤ̎͡舟̸̡̃͠。̴̒͒͋ͬ̓̔͐́
͑̅萧̵̵̸͊̈̐ͥ͛͊萧̴̍ͫ̉̈̾ͯ͝͠风̒̓̎́ͯͩͮͯ̀雨͌͊ͯͦ̈͋̃̌͢夜ͥͫ͞,̨̌͗ͦ̉́ͯ̿͋͢
̈̃̎̍ͮͨ͛̈͜͠惊ͣ͌҉̵͡梦̷ͭ̇ͩ͜复̸̀̆̆͂̽̇̃̋̐添̧͊͜愁̧̏̾̕。̓ͮ̉̅ͨ̐̒̊͜͡
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages."
-John Waters
Oh how I can identify with finding clothes to fit an amazon height. I just wish I had the amazon muscles and curves to go with it...
Hit the gym? You're already pretty, just gotta get buff
Maslow's hierarchy of needs! The only thing I remember from Economics 101!Interesting, for me it came up in Psychology 101 and Interpersonal Communication, which I conveniently took in the same semester and resulted in shaving a dog.
Why would you do that? :psyduck:(http://images.bidnessetc.com/content/uploads/images/source/evil-laugh-o.gif)
Why would you do that? :psyduck:serious answer: All of the middle parts of the pyramid applied to the dog. For the Com class we had to do community service and relate it to the class. Me and two friends in the class went to the humane society. They just rescued this little dog (looked like a shit zu or a similar looking dog) and it needed to get cleaned up and shaved (there was matted hair all over the poor little thing). It was very cautious about us but as we started talking to it, petting it, shaving it, washing it, and playing with it it started to change behavior after about 30 minutes with it. It's tongue was came out, smiled, little tail wagging like crazy and was hoping around us playing. It felt comfortable with us because we were giving it security, socializing with it, and all this was improving its confidence with us (humans). Not to mention getting a decent meal.
If IE is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/shark.jpg)No, he is gently and politely requesting the shark to move and the shark is moving because the shark did not want to be in his way.
(http://puu.sh/8EPSP)
I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT :psyduck:
CEO Cat is not satisfied with your performance.
I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT :psyduck:
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(https://i.imgur.com/XlAMXqB.jpg)The man whom he shot was briefly the most confused soldier in the world.
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source:
http://www.tylervigen.com/
Also:
http://howwrongyouare.org/
Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/66ac537f9ea164591a83d537e8328edd/tumblr_n561dl33A61r1oskao1_1280.png)
No, I also don't late tomatoes in tomato form, either, so I'd keep that tomato away from my potato. I'd still leave them apart.Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.
Nope, you're helping a loving couple to realize that they don't need to change in order to find love, and that ketchup is gross.
@ Sorflakne Big sticks, balls, a walk in a park, strange attire. Seems a lot like golf to me.Except in the pictured hobby, you get to beat the snot out of each other with said sticks and balls.
Those books deserve a much bigger audience.
I believe this should satisfy all parties.What is that on the potatoes?
(http://www.cookingwithpatty.com/italian/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tomato.jpg)
Gnocchi, you heathens.
Gnocchi, you heathens.Wait, that's gnocchi? It looks like lumpy mashed potatoes.
Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.Ahem... There is at least one of the "Heathen Chinese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heathen_Chinee)" here...
Whoever's writing his jokes needs to leave comedy to professionals I think.
Y'all are heathens who don't appreciate the glory that is gnocchi. All hail the great potato-pasta.It's posts like this that make me wish the forum had a 'like' button.
Only if you ignore the origin, usage and entire historical context (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathen#Heathen) of the word's use.
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Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television.
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.
“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”
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Gnocchi, you heathens.
Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.
"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."
I remember having some great discussions with Valdís about it not long after I joined.
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"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."
That awkward moment when people are unintentionally better at trans-inclusion than most 'progressives', in their outrage.
Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises?
PeeniPenes. (-is is third declension, and is pluralized into -es)
Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises?
The specification can imply that there are other kinds. Y'know, like the normal everyday lady variety, not just the outrageous male ones.
Obviously they aren't actually considering that in such a situation, though. :-P
Well yeah, "penises" is fine, I was just objecting to anything ending in i.Someone else hating on gnocchi? :-D
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(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d71bce3f998f21912cfcf53df52bb303/tumblr_mu5ioaf5HH1qzj2s3o1_1280.jpg)That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?
I laughed out loud the first, second and third times that I saw this.
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?Bitch I might be
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?Bitch I might be(click to show/hide)
Oh. Also, pictured: escalation.
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WHERE WILL IT END? :psyduck:My only thought: it is countable.
She says, right before staring :roll:
What I love is the horse checkin' out butts.She says, right before staring :roll:
I'm pretty sure that's traumatic shock. The wang, man... The waaaaaang.
"In their quest to cripple solar power and protect the profits of their fossil fuels-based businesses, the Koch brothers have run into an unexpected and potent adversary: tea party conservatives." (more) (http://www.latimes.com/opinion/topoftheticket/la-na-tt-koch-brothers-new-foe-20140502-story.html#axzz30aLd5nOt)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/448b30348fa84be22391c60cb18642ab/tumblr_n5iqjy4v1q1qg9x1ao2_r1_400.gif)This. One thousand times this.
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Neko found this one, so credit where it's due.
The proper term for that type of motion is "proinging"
No no, surely it's "prancing"?
the catquivalent
It's just a wee bit of that Celtic fey dragon magic. :)
welcome to the real world asshole
Nothing better than an Irish girl to spend your days withHmph! :-D
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I'm less bothered by the parasite than I am by the fact that someone killed a praying mantis and filmed it, for no apparent reason.
Eeee! Sheamus!
*resisting dumping all my Sheamus and RASSLIN' gifs*
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:That looks like Bruce Wayne's other car.
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In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:
(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%20Desmosedici%20RR%20%204.jpg)
This post was approved by Priss Asagiri.
(http://hwcdn.net/j3v8m4w2/cds/www/images/videos/thumbs/13333.jpg)
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
Really?
Are you sure about that?
Because it doesn't even seem close to this.
(http://vintageeveryday.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1939bugattitype57cvanvoorencabriolet-j.jpg)
Only someone as brilliant as Sherlock Holmes would be able to see through that disguise!I guess it is
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflowThe state where I grew up and the state where I went to college have some explaining to do. As for the state where I live now, how am I not surprised...
My states:
Delaware: Delaware, because no one who's here knows where this is either
Colorado: Paleo Diet, further reinforcing our perception as the health nut state
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:
(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%20Desmosedici%20RR%20%204.jpg)
Starting at 10:30 this morning, members of 1st Battalion, Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry (1 PPCLI), on behalf of the Regiment, will exercise their right to the Freedom of the City of Edmonton. They will march downtown with ceremonial Colours flying and bayonets fixed. Edmonton Police Service Pipes & Drums will march and perform. Lieutenant-Colonel Nick Grimshaw, Commanding Officer of the Battalion, will lead the parade that will be overseen by Mayor Don Iveson at City Hall.
Freedom of the City is the highest honour a municipality can grant a military unit and is said to originate from Roman times. In a few hours from now, it will be an entirely ceremonial honour bestowed upon 1 PPCLI, which has historic connections to the Edmonton and surrounding communities.
http://www.tickld.com/x/90-of-people-cant-pronounce-this-whole-poem
I did pretty good, stumbled over a word or two I hadn't seen before.
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:(click to show/hide)
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflowKnock-knock jokes
My states:
Delaware: Delaware, because no one who's here knows where this is either
Colorado: Paleo Diet, further reinforcing our perception as the health nut state
and yet if you look at the same terrain today... you can't even see it.That is all a matter of your chosen perspective. The scars are actually still quite visible after nearly a century:
Are there any GPS points for those photos, Akima? (As in Lat/Long numbers?)I found them here (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058917/Remembrance-Day-2011-Haunting-pictures-Great-Wars-battlefields.html). Rough locations are given, but not coordinates.
Hey do you wanna build a bunker? We can bury it before night turns into daaay. The feds won't see us any more. Once we seal the door. The government used to be our buddies, and now we're not. I don't really care why. Do you wanna build a bunker? It doesn't have to be in a cave.
Now there's no need to ever communicate using text again: http://www.reactiongifs.com
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Now there's no need to ever communicate using text again: http://www.reactiongifs.com
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I had to point that out.
I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.
Seen on the inside cover of my copy of The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac. I don't know if it was drawn by Kerouac or someone else or why it's there.
I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.
She's not akid, she's a direction on a map.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a6a96e91f18fbe04b203a7e871f57dd1/tumblr_n3w9p0lOjI1rk54eco1_1280.jpg)I want that shirt so bad.
(http://i.imgur.com/DGhIE7i.jpg)Kitty is fully charged. Please unplug kitty.
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anyone else remember this show?
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"Fictional Creature" and the pony aside, this isn't a bad guide to consent as far as I understand it.That makes absolutely no sense unless the author meant 'non-human' instead of 'fictional'.
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I... don't get the Friends pic....can't tell if you're joking or not. Just in case you arn't sure
NOSTALGIA TIME. Anyone have this? I didn't, but I remember the commercial.We watched it in 7th grade French class. The only sentence I remember from it is "Je suis un anana" ("I am a pineapple").
Not a valid youtube URL
They were neither pest nor pets.I get geckos on the walls and ceilings of my home; invariably Southern Leaf-tailed Geckos. But I'll see your gecko and raise you a dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon):
I get geckos on the walls and ceilings of my home; invariably Southern Leaf-tailed Geckos.We get skinks in our house all the time, we don't mind them. We get Stumpies and Blue Tongue lizards in our garden all the time though, which is awesome.
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I would ver much like to know how these dudes did their costume!It's a pro job, apparently (http://starcrafthero.com/making-of-starcraft-marine-costume/). It is impressive though. The Terran Marines' armour is one of the more credible imaginings of such a rig in SF media, I think.
(http://i.imgur.com/wUUMDQc.gif)
...what?
Like that's any form of competition.Do you know who has slightly fewer wiki edits on their page than Barack Obama? HITLER!
http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-100-most-edited-wikipedia-articles/
But I'll see your gecko and raise you a dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon):
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/2d/bc/fa/eastern-water-dragon.jpg)
So am I, May. So am I. But I wouldn't try to defend myself, because I can't.
you bet your sweet ass she does
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(http://i.imgur.com/2FZ1aBd.gif)He should've walked away as soon as he threw the stone. COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS.
*thinks*
If we're talking literally only dated, I've got... three from the 80s, and then four from the 90s?
For those of a religious bend ... the next link is full of stuff some religious people might find offensive. I thought it hilarious. Make up your own mind.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/)
I do find it kind of funny, apart from the fact that the chaplain is trying very hard to be polite and understandingIt wasn't polite or understanding to send that notice out with "yes" pre-ticked, especially when he admits that he noticed the error after printing, but apparently couldn't be bothered to fix it, and sent them out anyway, and offers not a trace of an apology. His claim that there is no indoctrination in a play put on by a church group in which "the true meaning of Easter will be explained" is questionable. Let's be honest, they're not going to say it's all about the bunnies and chocolate eggs, are they?
Just focusing on one religion is wrong though.Exactly, especially if the trip is explicitly stating that this is the "real" story, which is their way of saying that this is the "correct" religion. At first I was confused with the dad because from the nature of the trip I figured it had to be a religious private school, so why would he send his kid there if he didn't believe or want his kid to? Then I got to the part where it's mentioned as a public school and I was pretty shocked.
The sad thing is, this shit happens all the time in public schools in Australia.Just focusing on one religion is wrong though.Exactly, especially if the trip is explicitly stating that this is the "real" story, which is their way of saying that this is the "correct" religion. At first I was confused with the dad because from the nature of the trip I figured it had to be a religious private school, so why would he send his kid there if he didn't believe or want his kid to? Then I got to the part where it's mentioned as a public school and I was pretty shocked.
Is that the alethiometer?One sage amongst the the god argueing rabble.
Is that the alethiometer?
Is that the alethiometer?
Elesiameter? Elesiometer?
I still need to watch the last few seasons of that show.
Well yeah... you could.. but you don't get the neat story that is portrayed on imgur..It bothers me when people don't link to the original source. I don't even know if the author is okay with the fact that all those comics are now on imgur.
Did I somehow upset you for posting a link?
Well yeah... you could.. but you don't get the neat story that is portrayed on imgur..It bothers me when people don't link to the original source. I don't even know if the author is okay with the fact that all those comics are now on imgur.
Did I somehow upset you for posting a link?
We all remember the horrible earthquake and subsequent tsunami that devastated Japan in March of 2011. Well, over a year later, debris from the tsunami has been washing up on the Washington and Oregon coast, including this. I didn't know they watched Rugrats in Japan, but I think it’s safe to say Tommy Pickles is officially creepy now.
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
I think, perhaps, that even in this thread we should steer away from such stereotyping - which could be seen as offensive. There's a difficult line to draw between making fun of stereotypes and actually reinforcing them, but I think somewhat more care would be a good thing. An additional problem is that one thing leads to another, with is why I removed part of the previous post.
DC beat you to that question.What... Even Poison Ivy? Or Catwoman?! :psyduck:
Best senior prank I've seen.It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.
Students at Santa Barbara high school hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around.
Best senior prank I've seen.It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.
Students at Santa Barbara high school hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around.
I do find it kind of funny, apart from the fact that the chaplain is trying very hard to be polite and understanding and the father is being pretty rude. I'm not so much bothered by the anti-religious jokes as by the meanness. The Bloggess does a much better job of responding politely but hilariously to ridiculous letters (http://thebloggess.com/2011/03/shocking-pictures-of-lou-diamond-phillips-holding-water/).
....we need to plan to bring thumb holes back.Wait, thumb holes were intentional? I would sometimes put my thumbs through naturally occurring holes just because but...people made the holes? I guess that's no different from intentionally ripping jeans though, which was (is?) also a thing for some reason.
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"So... it has come to this"
Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
So a new meme hit the waves. "Inconvenient Truth Gore"
(http://i.imgur.com/50zoucP.png)
It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.
In which Moon (http://multeity.tumblr.com/post/86846193618/in-which-moon-reanimates-a-dead-thing-am-i-a) reanimates a dead thing. Am I a supervillain yet? ||’D
(the top part of the skull is one of my lucky finds at work; the rest is made from more commonplace materials. And I still need to tweak a few timing things, but this here is the gist of it.)
New Jersey's only sin is pride. The hell does New Jersey have to be proud of? :roll:Greed.
New Jerseyans are proud of Kevin Smith.We used to be.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrad7ac8Ch1qbf11po1_r1_500.jpg)
m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5458026That beach looks like it has been hit by a Thunderbolt.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't wantya! Throw the baby awaaaaayyy!
I don't know of any font or style that has striked sevens.
Meanwhile in Finland (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27780337)
That's a one. That's how I write my ones, often - a seven has a line through the stem.I don't put a stroke through seven, but I do through zero.
If that was the case, don't you think it would show up in typography? I don't know of any font or style that has striked sevens.Apparently there are several according to this forum posting (http://forums.incredimail.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=10289).
If only we could read that :psyduck:You oughta put a sound warning on that.
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf (http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf)
...wat?
Who would have thought a Tiger (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=29861.msg1248860#msg1248860) (I think?) could look so sad.
Well, full marks for dedication, at the least!
[horrible crash]...why would you post that?
I was thinking the same thing. THAT'S HORRIBLE.[horrible crash]...why would you post that?
Some people find footage of people most likely getting horribly injured if not killed fucking awful and you should have considered that before sharing it.
Ok I could not read the Vermeer thing. I love him too much.The title sort of implies that Vermeer was a fraud or something, but the article itself doesn't give that impression at all. I don't think it diminishes his skill or craft in any way.
It looks like it's in another country anyway.
Maybe I'm just crazy or something.. but I didn't find that in the least bit distressing. It looks like it's in another country anyway.. I don't get why everyone go so upset over it? I just thought it was an interesting scenario. Worrying about anyone in that gif is beyond pointless (hence being here :) ), it could of happened quite awhile ago and there's nothing anyone could do after it happens anyway.
It's cool as long as people die in other countries and a minimum of five years in the past I don't give a shit.It is the traditional dismissal, isn't it?: "but that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead."
A debate about whether to publish or air images of a gruesome scene occurs fairly often in newspaper and TV newsrooms. Most of the time, responsible organizations err on the side of caution, knowing that they'll get complaints if they run a photo or video clip that will distress reader/viewers without a clear need to inform them. Posting a dashcam video -- and I've watched a number -- raises a question the poster isn't prepared to answer. Unprepared viewers want to know if people died, were seriously injured, miraculously survived. We're not going to get an answer to those questions, and the inability of the poster to answer I regard as an extension of that absence of empathy. BTW, I'm reasonably sure the out-of-control truck didn't keep going and leave the scene. It probably wasn't able to and there may have been no road for it to travel in any case.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9446fdb05510e536f099e18a7437a357/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o7_1280.jpg)Storyboard pictures for the forthcoming movie:
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(http://i.imgur.com/uWRtCKO.gif)(http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-22-at-19.30.17.png)
...and you're a military historian?
So... it rhymes?
So as related to my primary occupation, I believe I am correct as to the identity of those firearms, down to splicing out the Chinese variant of the PPSh submachine gun the Type 50, and given the weapons, clothing and coloration of the photo, along with the poster (Tovarishch Akima is nothing if not reliable in her insight and interesting references and posts relating to Chinese history) I feel I am safe in assuming it's from the cultural revolution, probably a group of Red Guard.Yes tóngzhì, it is a photo from the early years of the Cultural Revolution, when children were encouraged to denounce their parents and other family members, so it was my comment on the truth of Captain Picard's remark. The Sten gun was used by both sides in the Chinese Civil War 1946-1950. I don't know how many were "original" and how many were locally-made copies.
What.
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I think I'm in love. Mother of the gods and all her wacky nephews that was awesome.
(http://i.imgur.com/TUaaE8C.jpg)That pic would have been greatly improved if the cat were wearing a fez.
I'm also on the skeptical camp with that pic.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/890d3525ee6dfd985b8b7e9acd4ab410/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o2_500.gif)It really is :psyduck:
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d00983f228fc4e47340695fb791bd429/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o3_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a3ca434ba3fd4f97eb1157dd27b4419/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o4_500.gif)
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The only thing that would've been better is if they were playing "Highway Star".Highway to hell? Route 66? ... there's probably loads, but, yeah ...
Am I the only one who sees the absurdity in posting animated GIFs of Stephen Hawking?... yes.
The man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.
A total of 22 firefighters, five fire engines and a number of paramedics were sent to the scene
and quickly freed the man "by hand without use of equipment"
QuoteThe man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.
CLASSY, JOURNALISM!
[Penatonix video]
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that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/
Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2eb2607af44befd9b2dc22d65e8d4310/tumblr_mssce2Rzin1qbyxr0o1_400.gif)
Have the whole two-minute video (http://videosift.com/video/Sheep-Gives-Bull-a-Headbutting-Lesson).Videosift? It's just an embedded youtube video... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D02F9HeSQbg)
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/
Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
If you round there, the last number should be a 4 (since it's ...35... which rounds up).that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/
Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/
Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
Is that when you're going to order pie?
imgThe official state meal of Colorado?
Shane fighting for the man:
http://www.tickld.com/x/worker-causes-havoc-for-walmart-management-this-is-hilarious
BRB commissioning a masculine cut of one of those dresses
I leave you with North Korea getting their jimmies rustled.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069
Oh man, wow. How did not one person see that during the process of planning, approving, and building that?It's so strange, I think there must have been an extra ramp there at some point, but I have no idea why there isn't now.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
Took this photo of the university today. What is wrong here?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20662983/2014-06-25%2017.40.32.jpg)
How well do you know your TCP?Enough to have been forced to send this message thirteen times.
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Local church posted pics of their baptisms from this weekend. (http://imgur.com/gallery/DPMqLsN)Yeah, mate. We have to do that down here too; those ticks're nasty:
And this man is our Prime Minister. Come back John Howard, all is forgiven.Easy now, Akima. Let's not forget the eleven years of Hell that Howard put us through. Though he appears quite moderate compared to Abbott, he's still pretty far out on the right-wing.
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.Apparently it's the temperature on the inside of a freshly-killed tauntaun :claireface:
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.12
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
Back to the pointlessness however. How many of these apply to YOU?:Surprisingly, only 4. ._.; Eh, oh well. Guess I'm kinda tame.
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Your daily reminder that anti-vaccers are morons:
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Meanwhile on a ship in the middle of the Sonoran desert
http://www.military1.com/navy/article/462676-sailors-serve-aboard-landlocked-ship-in-nm-desert
Rocket science is more fun when you actually have rockets.
Hey.
We're blessed with this guy.
(http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20121226/rahimi20121226074722993.jpg)
[liquid nitrogen experiment]
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/1506587_10202969405895169_464007300_n.jpg?oh=851a2b031c890903ad201677fa5fff09&oe=540E42CA)Before I read the last comment I was wondering why the hell so many people were defending the Joker, I genuinely didn't even think that they thought the OP was just being a dick to some actual person :psyduck:
I'm the DM, and Iblia is my own character. Can you tell I'm getting a little ticked about all the crap she's doing? (http://puu.sh/9NPcb/b2c8468bf1.png)I am intrigued by that image and wish to learn more.
Relevant to the Aussies in the audience:
LEE LIN CHIN VS MAGGIE BEER IN TELEVISED COOKING BRAWL (http://www.ripitup.com.au/food-and-drink/article/lee-lin-chin-vs-maggie-beer-in-televised-cooking-brawl-sbs-the-feed#.U6-yiZSSx8E)
"ugh, some days I feel like I should just delete my facebook"
Princest Diaries (http://www.sainthoax.com/princestdiaries.html)
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/av0MmwZ_460sa_v1.gif)Booooooooooo
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It's not a fairy tale, it's a rhyme.
He's not dead, he's just broken.
He didn't kill himself, he just fell.
It doesn't have to be complicated.
I also don't see how you brought it to a stop given that we continued replying as recently as three hours ago.I meant a different thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29908.msg1251944.html#msg1251944).
I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”
When it’s summer and you have allergies and there’s pollen everywhere and you can’t breathe because your nose is fucking clogged to hell and you manage to blow your nose and clear it out somehow
I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”Sometimes the best place to hide someone, is right under their nose. :wink:
(http://media.tumblr.com/6a841c0ee3e04377d71b6609bca4d87c/tumblr_inline_n7yut9OBrR1qi2j4o.jpg)QuoteWhen it’s summer and you have allergies and there’s pollen everywhere and you can’t breathe because your nose is fucking clogged to hell and you manage to blow your nose and clear it out somehow
This is astonishingly amusing. (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/solitaire/index.html)
(https://i.imgur.com/Oij3XSJ.gif)"Drakaris!"
There is something unspeakably sinister about a machine that does nothing—absolutely nothing—except switch itself off.To me it just conveys a resigned exasperation on the box's part. "*sigh* Must these humans insist on flipping my switch? It's in the off state and I want to keep it that way. Why can't they just leave me alone?"
Here's something to take your mind off it
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Holy Ballz! 90s MTV cartoon shorts. I havn't seen those in ages. The fish has no memory one was great too. Also they did an anime one that was redubbed with the protagonist being basically michael jackson.
IMPORTANT CNN NEWSWATCH DUDE'S CRAZY PANTS DANCE
Damn, that's a cold ass Aussie.
Land where my fathers diedShockingly progressive for such an old song :roll:
@ryanpequin:
opinions are like dicks, everyone has one and they're weird and veiny
There was at least one kid who concluded that America was named "Tizathy" as a result of singing "My country, Tizathy".Not unreasonable, because...seriously, what's up with that line? "My country, it is of you" Huh? You can't even chalk it up to crazy word order, because later they say "of thee I sing", so you're basically saying "it is of you (America) of you I sing". I mean that sort of works but it's still a huge mess. Oh wait, no, I guess that does make sense.
Fixed.Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
(http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/5/20/10/enhanced-buzz-435-1305902038-6.jpg)Li'l Sebastian?!
I'm not an expert, but I use the preview button always whenever I'm dealing with format. And I use quote to examine someone else's use of a format I plan to emulate.Fixed.Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
What the frick.What the frick indeed. I believe we don't have rules on cartoon violence per se (even if it includes dying children), but was this really necessary -.-
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
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"It feels like a bag of sand."(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdb6hhQfQ1qbyfvlo1_500.png)
.. Literally. Because Gaz will have set my body on fire.
So... why is there a "(!) Muted" under GarandMarine's name? Did he do something bad?
I am going to set you on fire, then piss on you to put you out until you drown.
anyone remember this movie?
'you're lucky there's a fence here or i'd tear you apart'(http://i.imgur.com/EkGEOvV.gif)
anyone remember this movie?I don't, and if I did it'd be hard to jog my memory when the only information available is a sequence of gifs. >_>
Quotethe app store has really stepped up its gamei didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
No one conquers Russia in the winter time, unless you are...(https://i.imgur.com/89jTEzZ.gif)
You have to be an agricultural society if you hope to become an empire, unless you are...(https://i.imgur.com/89jTEzZ.gif)
Note to you wanna-to-be dictators out there. Building an army out of slaves never works out, unless you are...(https://i.imgur.com/89jTEzZ.gif)
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
(http://i.imgur.com/FH2eJpm.png)
I dunno.... I think cutscenes ruined games... they used to be only as an intro or an ending (or leading up the final boss as his intro). I liked that... but more at the point I'm getting at is that most FPS games now are extremely linear and nothing like Doom/Quake and such. It's like they don't trust us to be on our own and explore things.
I especially like the storytelling one. I believe it was John Romero (Or possibly John Carmack.. one of the Johns) that said, "Storytelling in a game is like background story in a porn movie. It's nice to have sometimes but it's not the reason your there."
Doom games - Space marine, problems with demons on Mars/Hell opened up.... kill things
Quake - Supernatural gods/Strogg (alien race) are causing problems... kill them
Even games like Serious Sam - Mental has a horde of engineered assholes. kill them on your way to him.
I like the simple, basic "kill them, they are fucking your shit up" story :) I think that's why older games are still fun to play.. is they didn't take themselves so seriously.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero were at the gym yesterday(http://i.imgur.com/FspNFz2.jpg)
And then you got to the multiplayer and realised the combat was actually freaking awesome? Because that's the way it worked for me - Shepard as a character was way OP, even at lower levels on higher difficulties, the multiplayer characters were very much not so. (well, barring Vorcha and Krogan sentinel classes with that absurdly fast health regen.. ) the multiplayer combat mechanics were amazing.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Seriously disturbing... (http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ykc)
Seriously disturbing... (http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ykc)(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQB_ourSpTyu8YMMBPUUNBY9AFAAfSRkmgx8cOhVH2IQAFHc2F)
OUR DICHOTOMY OPENS THE COMBAT!
Please god att least don't do this to anyone while they're organizing their wedding or something
Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)hehe I havn't seen anyone use that in awhile.
Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)
He's an irritating but very famous graffiti artist who I personally find pretty overrated. I do like Masterpiece's shirt purchase though. His shurchase, if you will.Overrated how, exactly?
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)
Everytime I see this... I just immediately read it as "Let me be an asshole in a round about way of attempting to answer your question"
I didn't google it because I wasn't that interested... if no one replied of what it was.. oh well.. I didn't need to know anyway.
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/252ExamBoycott.jpg)
Everytime I see this... I just immediately read it as "Let me be an asshole in a round about way of attempting to answer your question"Repeatedly asking a question you don't want an answer to is also being an asshole in a round about way.
I didn't google it because I wasn't that interested... if no one replied of what it was.. oh well.. I didn't need to know anyway.
He's an irritating but very famous graffiti artist who I personally find pretty overrated. I do like Masterpiece's shirt purchase though. His shurchase, if you will.Overrated how, exactly?
Isn't that most modern art?
Yup... still not helping.. who is Banksy? All I'm getting right now is some gangmember guy that likes to throw things :/
So... apparently this is happeningyup, IBS may actually be fixed due to this as well as some other diseases and illnesses. You are basically transplanting the bacterial cultures of a healthy person into someone who's cultures are fucked up. They then replicate and take over because they can feed and break down stuff better than the old ones. Essentially starving out the bad ones. On top of that the cultures will become yours and will prevent further incidents. I'm really glossing this over but its legit and totally worth looking into!
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/425PooTransplant.jpg)
I think you're a bit harsh on him. I think he's funny and clever in his stencil pieces. He's basically telling good jokes on walls and no other graff artist is close to being as good as that. The museum pieces are less funny but seem to have a bigger point and usually not bad ones.Isn't that most modern art?
It's most art, something that I've been delving into a lot lately given my girlfriend is an artist, and I'm finding the stuff that actually has got something to say to be really fascinating.
Art doesn't even need to have a point, but Banksy's stuff really really thinks it does have a point and yet rarely ever does.
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.I'd have turned up for the final because otherwise I'd have burst into flames, ignited by a thousand years of ancestor disapproval.
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I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.I'd have turned up for the final because otherwise I'd have burst into flames, ignited by a thousand years of ancestor disapproval.
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What else are you supposed to do when your code's compiling?As with all things, this has been covered by xkcd.
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I'll just leave this here.
California billionaire proposes to split California into 6 separate states, vote set for 2016
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There's being an asshole and then there's that guy. That's just impressive.
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4744da6ad5c054f10713a6ec7de0bd13/tumblr_n8sj0uNs8O1qatoj9o1_1280.jpg)
…they are no longer friends.
So because her husband was killed, she murdered dozens and potentially hundreds of people and also countless birds? How is that admirable?
I wanna be(http://media.tumblr.com/f8dcb2b93bed01b53d3204b82f3b0717/tumblr_inline_mq5m87XaWV1qz4rgp.jpg)
where the people are
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
I'm giving points for dedication not creativity in this case.
Speaking of dedication AND creativity everyone aboard the pussy boat!
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble
SFW. Sorta?
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it."
My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.
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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!
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He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.
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He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3
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I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!
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He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.
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Then as im ending the game I come across this.
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;u;
man I love bender
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Yup. It appears so. That explains the rolling. Creative critter.
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(http://i.imgur.com/NgDZnMX.jpg):roll:
Her face in the last gif when she got caught.... HA!
I'm now a nuclear reactor. I think.
(https://puppetlabs.com/sites/default/files/WorkAndSleep_0.GIF)
Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Cherenkov Radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation).I'm now a nuclear reactor. I think....because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
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Your link isn't working for me, but I assume you mean Cherenkov ;)Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Chernokov Radiation (http://Cherenkov radiation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).I'm now a nuclear reactor. I think....because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
I think Gareth looks very chic in his tube. I am not certain that the pale green is a good colour for him, though.
One of you is a babe.
I like how smartly dressed the person next to you is.
and there you are, wearing a tube and a tshirt. for shame.
you should be wearing a tube and a tux!
Thinking of Cherenkov radiation, if you ever find a powder that glows blue, it's probably a bad idea to give it to your 6-year-old daughter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident)Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Cherenkov Radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation).I'm now a nuclear reactor. I think....because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
I think Gareth looks very chic in his tube. I am not certain that the pale green is a good colour for him, though.
Edit: Fixed broken link, and misspelling.
Chris Pratt is amazing!Yep. Also I love Zoe not even able to hold back her giant smile at the story and then finally bursting out laughing at the end.
All the blondes!(http://theplastichippo.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/midwich-cuckoos.jpg)
I love how depending on the emphasis there you could be saying that you only have sex with brunettes or that when you have sex with brunettes, you never go vaginal.Why can't both be true?
That link doesn't work, and wow does it look dodgy.
I'm pretty sure you could chop Alaska up and fit it into the spaces without a lot left over. My brother has a collection of different maps, which show the different ways that the world has been displayed, and it's fascinating how different they look depending what you prioritise depicting accurately.
“I think it detracts from the real problems of Ohio that need to be solved, that are being denied their constitutional rights because of who they are, or who the love. And that’s what we really need to work on and this is just kind of a distraction,” he added.
No, this is the First Amendment. It’s not just for the protected classes, you know.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/25/10/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-13334-1406299517-7.jpg)Drake who?
Accurate but also irrelevant. The remark is nonsensical:So it stands to reason all genders and races can show up at the white guy bacchanal?Quote“I think it detracts from the real problems of Ohio that need to be solved, that are being denied their constitutional rights because of who they are, or who the love. And that’s what we really need to work on and this is just kind of a distraction,” he added.
No, this is the First Amendment. It’s not just for the protected classes, you know.
As for your question, last time I was at a Pride parde I'm pretty sure there were people of all genders there who were heterosexual :o
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(http://i.imgur.com/VdyVxFe.gif)I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING AT THIS WHAT EVEN IS THIS :psyduck:
I don't see the problem with this? (Although.. it's sports related.. so I'm totally clueless anyway).
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What's better than that? Literally any greeting where you don't physically touch another person.Clearly you did not RTFA. Or even RTFS.
Give each other a one finger slute because the full five is just too big a risk.
For GM again - this time, she did her brick-smashing before aKoreanJapanese Major League Baseball game:
http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697 (http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697)
EDIT: I didn't notice that was a Seibu Lions jersey, my bad.
How to use sand to freak people out
Whut howWhat did you expect would happen?
Surely the buckets have to be heavy enough to be holding the table up, so it is really the buckets that hold up the table? If the buckets were light they'd be up by the ceiling and the table would be down by the floor.
ivory coast cocoa farmers taste chocolate for the very first time in their livesCan you roll a will save against the world
this is the world we live in people.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
QuoteSo this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
Okay, so I'm gonna post in this thread once just because it's bugging me. If this thread has no point, it's spherical. Not non-euclidean. Third axiom of euclidean geometry is circles.
Also if the math joke doesn't work, too bad. I'm not very smart. And if it does work, I am SUPR SMRT.
Oh yeah, I saw it! I think it was called The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.
I don't, because an uptick next to my post isn't nearly as satisfying as someone actually posting to compliment it :roll:Oh yeah, I saw it! I think it was called The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.
God I wish we had a 'like' system some days.
I saw the taijitu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taijitu) coming a mile off.I didn't until you mentioned it. I didn't look at the image source and thought that it was just a white rectangle with a blob in, and a black rectangle with a blob in (gif blocker). Made a lot more sense opening it in another browser to to see the animation, but it was already spoilered at that point.
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Everytime I think I'm done with Frozen I find a new video that makes me happy:Let it go... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjhr8qwPgfc)
I was going to throw this vid in the anime thread, but eh. This one's for Hodges.
Fly!(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10492186_781546431903326_2291288848465889856_n.jpg)
Where am I going, you ask?
Don't ask stupid questions...
No need for a map,
I tossed my compass long ago.
My pathos will show me the way.
Aren't I lonely, walking on alone, you ask?
What a joke!
Even my shadow's in my way.
Freedom's my only rule
Try to hold me back if you can.
Before your very eyes,
I'll die a glorious death.
Nobody can break my wings!
-Marie, Persona 4: The Golden Animation
Didn't you put this yin here earlier in the thread? I'm not saying it need to be yangked out, but I think it is a duplicate posting.
<shrug> No harm doneI only responded because it was an opportunity to pun... I am a bad person.
<shrug> No harm done, and honestly it's less intrusive than these interminable sequences of animated gifs which are such an appalling substitute for a video...
flawless victory
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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497
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strut
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I didn't want to ruin the selfie thread, so this is going here.
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Robin Williams is not dead, he is just waiting in the jungle until somebody rolls a 5 or 8.
I'd let Danerys do what ever because she is the mother of dragons
also:
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(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e1619748d78c91f91594a55abdb51c0/tumblr_n9agyxUuRZ1sbleazo1_500.gif)LASERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
Paige VanZant
i think i'm in love...
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Aw yiss. (http://awyisser.com/)
Lee, your car gif confuses the crap out of me.QuoteGirl assumes thats the guys car, he is rich. He invites her back to his place. She says sure, then he gets in the low end car and she leaves instead. He's left standing there like "What the hell?"QuoteAs for the music making you dumber...clearly not, because it makes you think. If you constantly have to check and correct their claims, it'll make you smarter.I found the guy breaking the lyrics down just to be funny. :-P Like Drax from GotG not understanding metaphors.
(http://i.imgur.com/5UY2zHl.jpg)
As for the music making you dumber...clearly not, because it makes you think. If you constantly have to check and correct their claims, it'll make you smarter.In that case, making rap music seems to make you dumber. But that is more likely a reverse causation.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8q1z4GAt1rrjg2so1_400.png)They forgot Monday to Friday.
Quotea kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves intoJenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.
It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.
* * *
Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.
A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her.
* * *
Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.
And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.
* * *
Third year, she started to notice a trend.
First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.
After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.
He did not notice.
* * *
They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.
Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.
And she was right.
Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.
* * *
Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.
She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.
But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.
Potter’s fault. Of course.
* * *
Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.
All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.
Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.
This was the worst fucking school, honestly.
* * *
They were calling it “The Final Battle.”
Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him.
“POTTER.”
He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”
She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”
She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.
* * *
She became Minister of Magic at age 36.
Fucking Potter.
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.
It's even possible for happy parents to sleep in separate rooms! (Mine did.)
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.
It's even possible for happy parents to sleep in separate rooms! (Mine did.)
Oh of course, and even happy parents will have arguments and sleep in separate rooms sometimes.
I just disliked the implication that if you grew up in the 90s that means your life must have been fucked, right?
When.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b176536083d660de4bf0fe3d0d8ae2cc/tumblr_na822l756P1riuqvfo1_500.gif)</pointless> Because objectifying women's bodies is still awesome. :( <pointless>
While that's amusing plenty of ones have done the challenge and donated as well.
Live action Megas XLRALL of my $$$!
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Sometimes they kill quickly (http://www.times-news.com/news/article_b4f3c268-28a0-11e4-99cf-001a4bcf887a.html). (I went to high school with that guy...)
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(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10590492_975011272512596_6748233954566688830_n.png)20 miles per hour = 56000 furlongs per fortnight... a bit higher than I calculated... (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28751.msg1258178.html#msg1258178)
So...do they use their own Pokemon game? Also...World Championships? Really?You would not believe some of the insane math that goes into proper training.
☐ rekt ☐ not rekt ☑ star trekt
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
Perfect.
The people from Pacific Rim.Just looked again and recognized Charlie Hunnam. Also I realized I had no idea what Guillermo del Toro looked like.
16 April, 2007. A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul.(http://i.imgur.com/jfcvFVM.jpg)
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed(http://media.tumblr.com/f6762af368358a13cfced8b69bd605e1/tumblr_inline_namomlxP8q1s1103b.png)
you’re missing out
Quotetonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think ofi made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
Also, for the circles, it looks like the actual scale used to match the dollars/deaths is the diameter/radius, which VASTLY exaggerates the perception because what we see is the area of the circles, which is a function of the radius squared. So yeah, it was made very specifically to deceive.
It isn't, because this isn't India.
It isn't, because this isn't India. :claireface:
(http://i.imgur.com/UMwSfdS.jpg)
http://imgur.com/gallery/Bq4D6hahahahahaha. Man at first I was mad then was laughing at the end. Good jerb! :-D
Buzz Aldrin and Dave Grohl
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(http://i.imgur.com/SX7fYmd.gif)Man, I love Gravity Falls because of all the jokes that (hopefully) go way over the head of the children.
On the animal hospital/chinese restaurant picture above, would it be as funny if it were, say, a NAACP (http://www.naacp.org/) office next to a KFC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC) restaurant?I'd say that they're about equally unfunny.
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
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really is one of the only ways to kill the damn thing...
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.
I know it perpetuates the whole "tech geeks are a babbling mess around women" stereotype but I thought it funny and adorable.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Beta+Techpriest.+Here+you+can+see+a+techpriest+of+the_22a883_5137150.png)
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.It's also hard to believe that Japan isn't more brightly coloured
It feels to me, from my limited experience and worldview, that the Windsor-Quebec corridor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_City%E2%80%93Windsor_Corridor) is a densely populated area. In fact, it's over 1100km long, a couple of hundred kilometers wide, and contains 18 million people.
Which is less than a drop in the bucket.
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.It's also hard to believe that Japan isn't more brightly coloured
Each of the five different coloured regions on this map has a population equal to China's...
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/china/populationmap.jpg)
ok Method I almost didn't read that but I'm so glad I did.You needn't worry, I had that same reaction when I first saw it :roll:
India has almost caught china. :psyduck:And will almost certainly overtake it around 2028.
India has almost caught china. :psyduck:And will almost certainly overtake it around 2028.
maybe snapping up Siberia if Putin doesn't watch his Easter borders too closely) needs to happen on an accelerated time table.LOL! Someone's been reading way too much Tom Clancy.
....I now want NFL games to feature sword fights between teenage girls instead of... you know. Actual hand egg.I endorse this idea; women with swords make everything better (though you can keep the sword & sorcery gear; even Sandahl Bergmann had trouble bringing off that look), but why should teenagers have all the fun?
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
Moving out of the apartment
Too bad Abigail Breslin and Chloë Grace Moretz are too old now, because they'd be perfect.QuoteI want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
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....I now want NFL games to feature sword fights between teenage girls instead of... you know. Actual hand egg.I endorse this idea; women with swords make everything better (though you can keep the sword & sorcery gear; even Sandahl Bergmann had trouble bringing off that look), but why should teenagers have all the fun?
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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND(http://media.tumblr.com/9d38111512343c8bbedbc6289dac3762/tumblr_inline_n3o8ylJzEx1rlpk9c.gif)
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he came out of left field with this one
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I was one of those people who felt sorry for the little lamp.
So who thought it was a good idea to call their company IKIA?Is that a jewel-encrusted car cigarette lighter?! That could be the ultimate in naff.
John Black AKA Camen the Pure, AKA Khalestine Trollbane, AKA Ryushi Shadowhunter...
Watch the WHOLE thing.
Probably why I never watch TV news[1], and stick to the CSM
Not so keen on [..] Daddy Town
Sthlm tube map
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Come visit soon!
Christian Science Monitor. Despite the name, it's not really a religious publication, 'cept for the occasional editorials.The CSM publishes a daily religious column, and a religious article appears in each weekly magazine, but it has a good reputation for unbiased, unsensational news coverage.
Is that actually what all those names translate to? Or is it just silliness?
I guess it's just unobtrusive enough that I don't even generally notice that it's there, but yeah, you're right. There still isn't any other American paper that I trust for any purpose but wrapping fish or lining bird cages.Christian Science Monitor. Despite the name, it's not really a religious publication, 'cept for the occasional editorials.The CSM publishes a daily religious column, and a religious article appears in each weekly magazine, but it has a good reputation for unbiased, unsensational news coverage.
Grave of the Fireflies was shown in theaters as a double feature with My Neighbor Totoro for a reason.. mostly because if you have any form of human empathy it kicks you directly in the soul.
youtubeI've got a 50 W fiber laser we could put toward the cause. :evil:
Not beyond the obvious - what meaning are you, well, meaning?
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http://observationdeck.io9.com/someone-is-re-writing-harry-potter-as-christian-literat-1634522505
Fanfic. It sucks.
If you had a hot Elven wife at home you'd get shit done when you went out too.Don't quite know about Mr. Bombadil, but in a D&D game, I once played the hawt elven gf to one of the Big Bads of the game. She thought the dude was useless aside from the big library of Lovecraft-style black magic, sex, and vast armies of the undead she could call do do her bidding.
Wait until the 1 minute mark. It's worth it.Based on the comments about God having predetermined the outcome of the fight, I guess he must have a sense of humour...
so out of curiosity how does one pronounce Fëanor? I've been pronouncing it as Faye-ah-nor but I am no linguistic major so I am not sure.
Poor ants.THOSE ants are allright. The ones you should feel really bad for are the ones that SCIENCE! chopped their legs in half.
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that's what I thought and pronounced it as a soft e sound feh and not hard fee. Wasn't sure since I don't speak elvish. Supposedly "dh" is pronounced as a th in elvish I think. Its been a bit since reading the silmarillion.
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I do speak elvis though
I think you missed the picture you wanted to quote hedgieAye, that I failed at. The one I meant to quote was the dog that looked like Ein.
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alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
general consensus that this was a false flag operation by some agency. Turns out? 4chan was 100% correct. It WAS a false flag by a viral marketing company.Well, the marketing firm were just the mercenaries hired, and they did quite well at getting it to go viral. The campaign to try to censor the internet (even a cesspit like 4chan) are the ones who planned and directed the operation. And due to the very nature of whom they were trying to pin it on, there is probably a grossly inflated hit-count due to the sheer number of people who would assume that they were just being trolled and going to see Rick Astley or some sort of shock site.
That's fucking funny right there.
No you're absolutely right, but the crux of the matter is that it was in fact a false flag operation against 4chan.Was pointing out who to really blame. The user, not the sword.
Emma Watson isn't just "some actress", she's an Ambassador for the United Nations Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women. I hope you were taking the piss.
And a well known and liked public figure makes a much better front face for an organization than some random, unknown person.And one that doesn't carry the baggage of some random official or another.
Now we just need to figure out a way to give good humanitarian people rock star status that will stop them needing celebrities to come along and plug for them. It'd solve the Bono problem.
I suppose this shouldn't be surprising after the Angelina Jolie thing but they couldn't find someone who actually.... does stuff? An activist or academic? Someone who's made equality their life's work as opposed to that one person from the series of movies based on a children's book series that were kind of okay? Coming soon! Hugh Laurie's Doctor House will be joining the WHO as an International Ambassador and Representative to the UN General Council, and Benedict Cumberbatch will be acting as a representative at large to the European Council and Courts for INTERPOL!
If it had been the latter, you'd probably have some very interested scientists with very sharp scalpels eager to figure out your secret.
I like you, TRVA.
Don't forget that beingyoung, female and attractivea useless celebrity, be it actor, actress or sports player is a complete disqualification from having opinions, expressing them, or taking part in any activity more serious than painting your nails. :roll:
Don't forget that beingyoung, female and attractivea useless celebrity, be it actor, actress or sports player is a complete disqualification from having opinions, expressing them, or taking part in any activity more serious than painting your nails. :roll:
Quote me right at least.
Albino HedgehogsI approve of this message.
why is some actress giving speeches to the UN any way? Actors are like show dogs. Lock'em in high end boxes till the next show
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TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
I think those creepy crawlies are adorable. So, no, you aren't.(click to show/hide)
Am I the only one who is oddly amused by things that are supposed to evoke complete disgust?
Or maybe he's a scruffy looking nerf herder?:parrot:
Or maybe he's(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8a4ceDz0K1rbdjfao1_500.gif)aScruffyhipster looking nerf herder, the Janitor?
the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.(http://media.tumblr.com/ad2690e048e411b4dc5cdffff490eccd/tumblr_inline_ncin85WTTq1qe75xt.png)
then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
Yeah, and C&H is usually about dead puppies and naked grandmothers.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
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His grandad was a firefighter and recently passed away from cancer. Please help him out... he is obsessed with anything that has anything to do with firefighters.
I did a report on the history of witches as my final project for my religious studies, and I learned some very interesting things.-Humon
If you go back before the big Christian witch hunts you'll see a lot of reports of people getting burned for accusing others of being witches. The explanation was because the church believed that only through God could you perform "magic" so even if someone tried to cast spells and what not it would be ineffective. Therefore the belief that others could perform magic was seen as just as pagan as people attempting it.
So if you accused someone of being a witch there was no grantee the "witch" would get killed, but you sure as hell would just for thinking witches existed.
As we all know the church eventually gave in to the people's demand for "justice" and the big witch hunts started.
And now for the twist.. That's actually a loaf of wheat bread.
BBC. Why'd you feel it necessary to rickroll the entire nation?...in 2014? Rickrolling was outdated when Rick Astley Rickrolled all of America during the Thanksgiving parade (2008 I think?)
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(http://38.media.tumblr.com/e115bd29bae5545f4ab0702208b9c567/tumblr_n9yguoCQ0A1rckw3lo1_1280.png)That is amazing.
BBC. Why'd you feel it necessary to rickroll the entire nation?...in 2014? Rickrolling was outdated when Rick Astley Rickrolled all of America during the Thanksgiving parade (2008 I think?)
TELL ME WE AREN'T LIVING IN THE FUTURE MOTHERFUCKERS!Is it just me, or do Vocaloids sound better than autocrap any day of the week? Let's replace every star who can't fucking sing with one.
http://observer.com/2014/09/david-letterman-booked-a-hologram-cartoon-character-to-perform-live/
Wait, hold on.It's not common, but it exists, especially in areas with large Irish populations. One of the cafés I used to frequent in SF had it on the menu.
Do American's not have black pudding?
It's not common, but it exists, especially in areas with large Irish populations.I'll bet blood pudding, blood tofu, pig-blood-cake, bood-sausage, blood-stew etc. are widely available in every Chinatown, Koreatown, Little Tokyo, Little Saigon etc. too. Only people who have forgotten hunger (and weird veggies like me of course), would disdain blood. I mean, haven't you eaten a rare steak?
Only people who have forgotten hunger (and weird veggies like me of course), would disdain blood. I mean, haven't you eaten a rare steak?also traditional jews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_foods#Blood) & muslims (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_dietary_laws#Blood), jahovah's witnesses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_dietary_laws#Blood), and greek orthadox christians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food#Cultural_considerations). (those last 2 were new ones on me)
https://medium.com/travel-adventure/what-its-like-to-fly-the-23-000-singapore-airlines-suites-class-17d9f3fee0d
I can't even :psyduck:
Those sorts of dishes, using things like blood and tripe come from a time of frugality when if you killed a beast you used every part of it out of pure survival.
Admittedly, they taste okay, but still, who thought of that?
I have an aquaintance who bought a whole pig just to see how much he could use.Those sorts of dishes, using things like blood and tripe come from a time of frugality when if you killed a beast you used every part of it out of pure survival.
I have a friend who says his family used every part of the pig except the squeal.
Good point. The Irish were only about 30% of that neighbourhood, and 40% were Chinese (the rest was everybody else). It made me happy since I could get all my food at inexpensive Asian markets, and there were plenty of Irish pubs with cheap drinks.It's not common, but it exists, especially in areas with large Irish populations.I'll bet blood pudding, blood tofu, pig-blood-cake, bood-sausage, blood-stew etc. are widely available in every Chinatown, Koreatown, Little Tokyo, Little Saigon etc. too. Only people who have forgotten hunger (and weird veggies like me of course), would disdain blood. I mean, haven't you eaten a rare steak?
Vocaloid idols are the logical extension of lip-syncing hyper-choreographed factory pop-stars.And they don't even cause "scandals", nor require feeding.
I was not aware that blood tofu was a thing. :psyduck:Yes, it is a thing. Technically 血豆腐 (xuèdòufu) is not tofu at all, in the sense that it is not made from bean-curd. It is simply the blood of one of several common animals coagulated into a solid block that looks something like a block of red tofu.
also traditional jews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_foods#Blood) & muslims (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_dietary_laws#Blood), jahovah's witnesses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_dietary_laws#Blood), and greek orthadox christians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food#Cultural_considerations). (those last 2 were new ones on me)A good point. I am fuzzy on other cultures' and religion's dietary rules, but I should not have forgotten they exist.
Yes, it is a thing. Technically 血豆腐 (xuèdòufu) is not tofu at all, in the sense that it is not made from bean-curd. It is simply the blood of one of several common animals coagulated into a solid block that looks something like a block of red tofu.
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its true.
Kan-sas
Ark-an-saw
Even weirder, Bar Harbor, Maine, is natively pronounced with precisely zero "R" sounds.To be fair, everything is pronounced that way in Maine. So pronouncing it like it looks isn't incorrect, it's just not using the local accent.
Curiously, the pronunciation of Ankansas is something I've known pretty much forever. I've no idea why, though.I learned it from watching old cartoons on TV, specifically "Wacky Races". One of the competitor cars was the Arkansas Chuggabug.
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
Curiously, the pronunciation of Ankansas is something I've known pretty much forever. I've no idea why, though.I learned it from watching old cartoons on TV, specifically "Wacky Races". One of the competitor cars was the Arkansas Chuggabug.
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Who said TV was not educational?
Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.
Genitalia doesn't necessarily tell the whole story (as we should know well in this forum). (http://www.itv.com/news/2014-10-03/zoo-realises-it-has-been-trying-to-mate-two-male-hyenas-for-four-years/)True that, but hyenas (after reading the article, I had to read up on their reproduction) are a bit more ambiguous than most other mammals. The very thought of having to eject offspring from my bits made me cringe.
Catnip. Not even once.
A hell of a drug, obviously.Catnip. Not even once.
I still don't even know what the fuck catnip IS.
Even weirder, Bar Harbor, Maine, is natively pronounced with precisely zero "R" sounds.What is weird about that? I pronounce Bar Harbor as "Baa Haaba" because non-rhotic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English) is how we roll down here.
Even weirder, Bar Harbor, Maine, is natively pronounced with precisely zero "R" sounds.What is weird about that? I pronounce Bar Harbor as "Baa Haaba" because non-rhotic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English) is how we roll down here.
Non-rhotic = silent r? Interesting.Even weirder, Bar Harbor, Maine, is natively pronounced with precisely zero "R" sounds.What is weird about that? I pronounce Bar Harbor as "Baa Haaba" because non-rhotic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English) is how we roll down here.
i always figured ya'll just couldn't afford the letter R down there, what with import tariffs, & shipping, & whatnot.Even weirder, Bar Harbor, Maine, is natively pronounced with precisely zero "R" sounds.What is weird about that? I pronounce Bar Harbor as "Baa Haaba" because non-rhotic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English) is how we roll down here.
how do you even pronounce 'non-rhotic' in a non-rhotic way? seems like some linguist may have been playing a cruel joke there.
This is your reminder that we are a bunch of hairless monkeys on a rock flying through space at ridiculous speeds, but that rock is beautiful.
This is your reminder that we are a bunch of hairless monkeys on a rock flying through space at ridiculous speeds, but that rock is beautiful.
Actually, we have more fur per square inch of our bodies than chimpanzees. The fur is just very fine.
I can't believe I missed this...
PARP PAH PAPAPAPAPAAA PAH PAPAPAPAPAAA PWAWA WAWA W-W-WA WAWA
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/anX9W8E_460s.jpg)Is that a fake coin or is Scandinavia happy to see me?
Meanwhile, down in 'STRAYA:Damn, you beat me to it.
To be fair, it did hit the news in Australia before anywhere else. (Funny about that :emotrex: )Actually, I saw it about 45 min before you posted. I was just doing other things :laugh:
Someone will have to see if you can attract cassowaries by making Zergling noises at them. Hopefully while wearing armor. Cassowaries are scary.To be fair, it did hit the news in Australia before anywhere else. (Funny about that :emotrex: )Actually, I saw it about 45 min before you posted. I was just doing other things :laugh:
In other nooz, apparently, I can attract wild turkeys by making murloc noises at them. There's one roaming around where I live (got separated from the flock I guess… poor thing seems lost). I was out smoking when I saw it, and I made the noises, and it started coming closer and replying. I kept doing the same sort of call-response thing until it was right in front of my face. Then I freaked-out about its theropod feet and decided it was best to go back inside. Well, that, and I finished smoking.
Meanwhile, down in 'STRAYA:You know you're in Australia (and possibly bogan country) when every house in the street is a bungalow, every car is a ute, and there are a couple of big reds duking it out on main street.
Cassowaries are scary.So are emus. Both will make you believe they are velociraptors in disguise.
Why not, after all, Birds are descended from Dinosaurs
Why not, after all, Birds are descended from DinosaursCassowaries even have that huge inner claw for slashing like raptors had.
SOMEONE definitely has too much time on their hands.
The flippy lid video clip made me want to reach for my crysknife...
Man, they really will make pumpkin spice flavored anything...
His name...is Link
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I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it.
How? Genuinely don't understand.
(http://i.imgur.com/2GWunQs.gif)If that's supposed to be a pick-up line... Well, I wouldn't try it out on any British people.
Context: guy is arrested for trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop and tried hitting on her. The pick up line made it into the court proceedings...he's not helping his case.
Or anyone with a weight problem/low self esteem/body dysmorphia/basically anybody who wouldn't take that as a compliment.Wait, he was saying she was thick in terms of physical dimension? I thought he was saying she was thick as in "thick-headed." Which also wouldn't go over well... :psyduck:
Or anyone with a weight problem/low self esteem/body dysmorphia/basically anybody who wouldn't take that as a compliment.Wait, he was saying she was thick in terms of physical dimension? I thought he was saying she was thick as in "thick-headed." Which also wouldn't go over well... :psyduck:
You can see why Gomez loves her. :-D
Or anyone with a weight problem/low self esteem/body dysmorphia/basically anybody who wouldn't take that as a compliment.Wait, he was saying she was thick in terms of physical dimension? I thought he was saying she was thick as in "thick-headed." Which also wouldn't go over well... :psyduck:
Believe it or not, some people consider it a compliment. :-\
West Africa and the affected nations are /hardly/ an entire continent, let's not get too dramatic J.The problem is, the affected nations have rather porous borders, and the entire region suffers from civil administration that is somewhat rough around the edges. Quarantining just Guinea, Liberia, or even "West Africa" generally would simply encourage travel via more convoluted routes through other countries and regions, and this would make potentially infected travellers more difficult to track. Once such travellers started to reach, say, the USA via, Kenya, or South Africa, the present hysteria would probably demand quarantine for the entire continent.
West Africa and the affected nations are /hardly/ an entire continent, let's not get too dramatic J.The problem is, the affected nations have rather porous borders, and the entire region suffers from civil administration that is somewhat rough around the edges. Quarantining just Guinea, Liberia, or even "West Africa" generally would simply encourage travel via more convoluted routes through other countries and regions, and this would make potentially infected travellers more difficult to track. Once such travellers started to reach, say, the USA via, Kenya, or South Africa, the present hysteria would probably demand quarantine for the entire continent.
The big question is whether or not Madagascar has shut down everything.
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give us the child
wipe away the debt
I'm confused. Is that a reaction to Lucy? Because Lucy is not Japanese or a cyborg.No, the actress has been approached about playing the lead role in a live action version of Ghost in the Shell.
Game...blouses.
GM, did the Marines actually get rid of foxholes, or just the name?
Man if Hollyweird took over it, they'll probably move it to NYC or some shit. :psyduck:
also: http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/17/scarlett-johansson-is-up-for-ghost-in-the-shell (http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/17/scarlett-johansson-is-up-for-ghost-in-the-shell)
Robbie may be too busy so they offered it to Scarlett.
"Hey Pete, is there any way you can make this next shot look like a low-budget adult film?"
"You got it."
Art by painter, sculptor, woodcarver Vyacheslav Pakhomov.
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I, uh.
What is this?
Quoterelationship goals
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And when you grow up…
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(http://i.imgur.com/FefaN4i.jpg)And...that makes her sneeze for some reason?
(Seriously, is that supposed to be a facepalm? Because that is a sneeze)
:psyduck:
Ugh, I hate how three ?s in a row becomes :???:.
Ugh, I hate how three ?s in a row becomes :???:.
Me too.
??? :-)
Now it doesn't.
There's no setting to turn off emoticons?Ugh, I hate how three ?s in a row becomes :???:.
Me too.
??? :-)
Now it doesn't.
On Outlook 2013, if you write :\ it becomes a slanty smily face. Give that I often am telling people where on the shared disc drives to find files, that is NOT. FUCKING. HELPFUL.
There's no setting to turn off emoticons?Ugh, I hate how three ?s in a row becomes :???:.
Me too.
??? :-)
Now it doesn't.
On Outlook 2013, if you write :\ it becomes a slanty smily face. Give that I often am telling people where on the shared disc drives to find files, that is NOT. FUCKING. HELPFUL.
Gareth your post sent me into a crying fit of laughter and I was in the middle of filming a lecture :D
Side note: what is this abomination:
:clairedoge:
That's not doge, that's a husky. Doge is a Shiba Inu. >_>Side note: what is this abomination:
:clairedoge:
It's ClaireDoge!
I know. But the meme of the pun dog is to cute. And pun Claire is to cute. So I combined memes to become... ClaireDoge!
On Outlook 2013, if you write :\ it becomes a slanty smily face. Give that I often am telling people where on the shared disc drives to find files, that is NOT. FUCKING. HELPFUL.
I probably should've been clearer - if the setting exists and is editable by me, I can't find it. But again, half of the features that I know exist have been stripped out for the kid glove treatment the IT people give here.
Gareth your post sent me into a crying fit of laughter and I was in the middle of filming a lecture :D
Which one???
On Outlook 2013, if you write :\ it becomes a slanty smily face. Give that I often am telling people where on the shared disc drives to find files, that is NOT. FUCKING. HELPFUL.This one, love.
I don't really approve of not taking elections seriouslyIt's student council elections. From the look at it, high school at most.
The second one was the one I meant.The Canadian shooting (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29743711) from yesterday. Someone shot and killed a soldier in front of the Canadian War memorial (http://i.imgur.com/G4ZRgB6.jpg). The statues are checking on him in the picture I posted.
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I read that the honor guard carries UNloaded rifles??
does anyone know if that is true?
I read that the honor guard carries UNloaded rifles??
does anyone know if that is true?
No, they carry League-of-Nations-loaded rifles.
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This is where we had our wedding reception
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I read that the honor guard carries UNloaded rifles??
does anyone know if that is true?
if so, wouldn't it be prudent to allow the guards to have ammunition?
Online Spirograph. (http://nathanfriend.com/inspirograph/)
I disagree, Gaz :mrgreen:
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The Republic Commando arc got pretty dark at times...Don't remind me, I'm still bitter about the ending where
Actually, I think this would suck a massive bag of dicks. Empire has some dark moments, but Star Wars is not dark.Vader crushing Captain Antilles' throat, shooting down escape pods with life signs, the slaughtered Jawas, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru as charred, smoking skeletons, Han shot first!, the destruction of Alderaan and its population of millions (billions?), the death of Obi Wan, the "many Bothans" who gave their lives to get the information on the Death Star, the over 50% casualties in the fighters who carried out the attack? Star Wars might not have been gritty, but it had plenty of darkness, despite George Lucas' attempts to pretend otherwise (Han shot first!).
Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Actually, I think this would suck a massive bag of dicks. Empire has some dark moments, but Star Wars is not dark.Vader crushing Captain Antilles' throat, shooting down escape pods with life signs, the slaughtered Jawas, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru as charred, smoking skeletons, Han shot first!, the destruction of Alderaan and its population of millions (billions?), the death of Obi Wan, the "many Bothans" who gave their lives to get the information on the Death Star, the over 50% casualties in the fighters who carried out the attack? Star Wars might not have been gritty, but it had plenty of darkness, despite George Lucas' attempts to pretend otherwise (Han shot first!).
... Jesus would be rolling in his grave????
Actually, I think this would suck a massive bag of dicks. Empire has some dark moments, but Star Wars is not dark.Vader crushing Captain Antilles' throat, shooting down escape pods with life signs, the slaughtered Jawas, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru as charred, smoking skeletons, Han shot first!, the destruction of Alderaan and its population of millions (billions?), the death of Obi Wan, the "many Bothans" who gave their lives to get the information on the Death Star, the over 50% casualties in the fighters who carried out the attack? Star Wars might not have been gritty, but it had plenty of darkness, despite George Lucas' attempts to pretend otherwise (Han shot first!).
There is nothing wrong (FAO:Method) with things being dark or gritty, my issue is that EVERYTHING is now dark and gritty. Every time something gets rebooted now, it's to make it darker and grittier. Why can we not strike a balance? The MCU is one of the few things that has both darkness and light in equal measure, everything else is just dark, dark, dark, dark. Even fucking comedies are going super dark these days, and I'm talking mainstream successful ones like The Hangover series. And I am just sick of it.
Art is a three ring circus. If you don't like the clowns, maybe you'll like the elephants or the strongman or some shit, so why is such a vast proportion of the movies being released just clown after clown after clown?
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
Peter I of Russia is one of the legendary badasses of history, but he had another side. Peter was painfully shy of crowds, and is thought to have suffered from seizures as well as flares of rage which could lead to him attacking even close friends. His wife Catherine, the love of his life, was the one person who could consistently calm him down. He would frequently retire to a quiet back room and lay his head on her lap until the fit passed. Despite occasional dalliances on Peter's part, the two remained happily married until Peter's death. Although they were rarely separated, the occasions when they were parted resulted in numerous letters back and forth, indicating a loving and happy marriage. Catherine, who began life as a Latvian orphan of peasant extraction, ruled as empress of Russia until her own death in 1727.Historical d'awww. :laugh:
And I mean, Giants fans.Honestly, of the two New Jersey teams, it's the less egregious :roll: (assuming football Giants were implied).
Actually, I think this would suck a massive bag of dicks. Empire has some dark moments, but Star Wars is not dark.Vader crushing Captain Antilles' throat, shooting down escape pods with life signs, the slaughtered Jawas, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru as charred, smoking skeletons, Han shot first!, the destruction of Alderaan and its population of millions (billions?), the death of Obi Wan, the "many Bothans" who gave their lives to get the information on the Death Star, the over 50% casualties in the fighters who carried out the attack? Star Wars might not have been gritty, but it had plenty of darkness, despite George Lucas' attempts to pretend otherwise (Han shot first!).
(http://wefactyou.com/facts/wow6mlnyrs.jpg)Wow, someone is really fucking bad at either math or history, because otherwise the human species barely predates Chaucer (1340 vs. his birth in 1343).
Masterpiece? Is that you?
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The video is amazingA blazing fire in an open fireplace creates a draught; who knew?
what moron left the screen off the fireplace? was my thought.
QuoteAnonymous said: Okay well, I seem to have a problem. Every 28 days or so, my son goes missing for the entire evening and doesn't show up until early in the morning. I think he actually leaves the house and is gone for the whole night until the crack of dawn, he comes back home, with his clothes all mangled up and smells strongly of wet dog. This has been happening about once every month, usually when there's a full moon. Should I be concerned?? I ask him about it but he refuses to talk to me :( I'm so worried
No need to worry. Your son is what is commonly referred to as a Furry. Furries are a community of people who dress up like animals. I am part of a similar community called Planties - I dress up as a ficus!
Oh god, best one so far.Yep!
Oh god, best one so far.
There are some who don't like bear puns. They are my polar opposites :clairedoge:
seasons greetings
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r-really? You're going to wish you were my generation from that song? :psyduck:
graduated cylinder
I meant the SNL snarky church lady skit. Not the stereotype. :-P
Perhaps WASP was not a good nomenclature. Farcical rich republic church lady maybe.
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r-really? You're going to wish you were my generation from that song? :psyduck:
Yeah, they're just not like real punks, like The Offspring.
Oh god, It really, really doesn't matter anyway and which. I realize that the Offspring are not 'real' punx, but then I don't care for 'real' anything anyway. Also, my iPod has both Spice Girls albums on it. And Xasthur. I don't care.
I don't bother much with classifying bands that fit what is considered the "real" version of what they do. If they make my ears happy, I'm in. And in fact, I actually prefer musicians that blend different genres. More interesting!
Oh god, It really, really doesn't matter anyway and which. I realize that the Offspring are not 'real' punx, but then I don't care for 'real' anything anyway. Also, my iPod has both Spice Girls albums on it. And Xasthur. I don't care.
No Spice without Geri, no Skyclad without Martin, no Marillion album past the bonus disc of Brave.
Terminator 3, however, was funny as fuck.
Their first two records are pop perfection anyway.
Their first two records are pop perfection anyway.
YES. They were goddamn delightful.
Oh god, It really, really doesn't matter anyway and which. I realize that the Offspring are not 'real' punx, but then I don't care for 'real' anything anyway. Also, my iPod has both Spice Girls albums on it. And Xasthur. I don't care.
Don't forget Stiff Little Fingers, and both The Damned and Siouxsie before they went goth. And of course, there's the Dead Kennedys, Phil Chevron's first band (blanking on the name right now), etc.
(http://i.imgur.com/uYUgU6p.jpg)Zhuge Liang (诸葛亮 pronouced Joo-guh Leeang with a hard G, incidentally) was an all-round genius whose name is still synonymous in China with culture, scholarship and intellect. He was what we call a "strategist" rather than a "general"; in the context of his time, a general put on armour and commanded troops on the battlefield. The famous partnership between Sun Bin (strategist) and Tian Ji (general), in the service of Qi during the Warring States era, illustrates the distinction.
(http://i.imgur.com/uYUgU6p.jpg)Zhuge Liang (诸葛亮 pronouced Joo-guh Leeang with a hard G, incidentally) was an all-round genius whose name is still synonymous in China with culture, scholarship and intellect. He was what we call a "strategist" rather than a "general"; in the context of his time, a general put on armour and commanded troops on the battlefield. The famous partnership between Sun Bin (strategist) and Tian Ji (general), in the service of Qi during the Warring States era, illustrates the distinction.
On the other hand, the Pistols and Ramones mostly annoy me.
On the other hand, the Pistols and Ramones mostly annoy me.
GASP!
*points*
Heresey!
My favorite punk rock band was formed in Dublin in the late 1970's. They made a few records, went on a few tours, got world-famous, and now...
...now, they give away their albums on iTunes. ;)
(Yes, U2 started out as a punk rock band. They emigrated full-on to "rock" later.)
Why people think lions are THE large land predator is beyond me. Bears are scarier.
As someone who travels the North American wilderness rather frequently I ain't skeered of no bear. Wanna know what I am scared of?
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Massive, powerful and always possessed with a lust for the death of hairless simians.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20662983/Screenshots/password.JPG)Ugh. This looks nasty. Are you aware of the possible implications?
It looks like my random password was too random for this submission form to handle.
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.
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But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.
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Moose - just tall enough for a vehicle to sweep their legs out so that a third-ton of boreal killbeast comes flying through your windscreen.To be fair they'd look ridiculous on corgi legs.
You sure about that? He's a street urchin disguised as a prince, not the other way around.QuoteHere’s where she meets Prince Charming.
But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.
A moose once bit my sister.
Moose - just tall enough for a vehicle to sweep their legs out so that a third-ton of boreal killbeast comes flying through your windscreen.
A moose once bit my sister.
Is the moose okay?
Moose weigh in at LEAST half a ton, and there's reports of examples at a ton and some change in remote Alaska.
There's no such thing as a Kurdish state, therefore the guy who is supposedly a Kurd burning a flag is either not a Kurd or a terrorist.
Yay I suppose
There's no such thing as a Kurdish state, therefore the guy who is supposedly a Kurd burning a flag is either not a Kurd or a terrorist.
Yay I suppose
There's no such thing as a Kurdish state,
The U.N. shouldn't be involved. This is a Kurdish problem. The globalists can stay in New York, or preferably move to Geneva. Same deal with the in fighting. Global intervention is the last thing they need. They're independent nations with allegedly rational humans in them, they can sort it without some proclamation from UN scum.We're talking about UN recognition here, not blue helms invading and forcing a split.
Fucking blue bellies.
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(http://cdn.shortlist.com/resource/binary/df5acbaaa4e23dd29d4cdd6adaa94f73/howlongtoreadgallery.jpg)I like how the longest one isn't even finished yet.
Moose can be scary beasts. I witnessed the results of a Moose vs. JB Hunt semi-truck encounter. The semi arrived at the JB Hunt depot on two separate flatbed trailers. According to the driver, the moose was last seen wandering off into the Alaska woods with 6 shots from a .44 (no less, no more) and apparently no worse for wear.
Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.
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and now something completely different.Where is this from? Is it a one off thing or is there more of this glorious Tsundere Mom?
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so this is a legit show.
QuoteQuoteQuoteYou know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
R2D2 Budgie
you're all probably not using it on touch screen.
8.1 is a mild improvement. It has a start button!A button that takes you to the Metro screen is not worthy of being a start button.
Dammit, now I feel bad for IE...Quote8.1 is a mild improvement. It has a start button!A button that takes you to the Metro screen is not worthy of being a start button.
StartIsBack forever!
looks like women WERE too hard to animate after all
[...] right mind [...]Try again.
I didn't know it was even possible to jam a revolver. Or jam one this badly.
(http://geekologie.com/2014/11/11/bullet-jam.jpg)
This is not a jam. This is a misfire called a "squib". Resulting from ammo with not enough powder or no powder at all. A hazard of loading one's own ammo, but factories make mistakes as well. A primer with no powder or an insufficient charge of powder will propel the round down the barrel, but it won't have enough to make it the whole way/over come the friction of the rifling. Thus the round getting stuck. If you don't notice the first you will notice the second because it will at the very least bulge or rupture the barrel and possibly result in catastrophic failure of the whole weapon.I wondered if the usage of the term 'squib' in the Harry Potter books had any relation to this meaning. It probably does, as the term is an onomatopoia of a weak or failed explosion, and it's used in context other than firearms, like fireworks. Props to Rowling for inventing that use, it feels way more offensive than 'mudblood' given the connotation.
None of this is evident in this weapon which would lead me to suggest it's faked. Probably as a novelty gift for a firearms instructor.
Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further.
None of this is evident in this weapon which would lead me to suggest it's faked. Probably as a novelty gift for a firearms instructor.
(I see a lot of pictures of barrels like this: where the bullets just stack up).and
Usually, there are two ways this is discovered: when the gunowner realizes that there's no light coming out of the barrel/they try to swab the barrel...
...or the firearm explodes in their hands.
The Smith and Wesson .357 is an eight shot revolver. He fired all rounds that were in the cylinder.
Again, this is rare but not an uncommon error, and is usually discovered after the fact. It can be a result of stupidity, but depending on the circumstances, there would have been no way to determine that the barrel was clogged until either the gun exploded or it was determined after the fact.
Am I the only one who thinks that the teacher starts presenting himself as a pretentious asshole in that particular comic/poem? I wouldn't be proud of making kids feel great because they barely passed, it's a sign of having a greater standard than what you have taught.
Any time a horse is mentioned the chip in my brain makes me post this:
Maybe it's a distorted sight. See, I'm in the last year of my degree and I've cruised through everything (except for the informations systems and his incompetent professor. Also Software Engineering 101, which requires a group project I couldn't do and a level of attention to detail on the final exam that I need to work more on), so that's how it feels like to me.
And to be honest, every time I've seen someone happy because they barely passed before college it was from those people who consistently got hammered every saturday and didn't even care about anything, so that's another thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/siMhGq3.png)I may be misremembering, but wasn't Romeo more like 30? :psyduck:
I will always love this memeA gentleman like that would never split his infinitives.
I will always love this memeA gentleman like that would never split his infinitives.
"Is going to persist continually."
name us and the contract will be sealed
Quoteladies, if a guy ever sends you an unwarranted dick pic, reply with this
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i just got a death threat for this post. nice 10/10
also, there will be a Joe Dirt 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4126340/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1) in 2015
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Hahahaha, why.admitteedly its a guilty pleasure of mine.
Re: R2...wasn't he Anakin's droid?the picture is of R4, Kenobi's starfighter droid companion in Episodes 2 and 3.
What's the first thing from?Road to Eldorado.
Road to Eldorado.
Many people think it should be redone with live action staring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.
I just realized that as far as I can recall, Nathan Fillion never had a cameo on How I Met Your Mother, and that makes me sad.Now I may be wrong, but wasn't Nathan Barney's doctor and their conversation kept reverencing each others shows/movies/etc?
Oh wow those are amazing! Where are they and who made them?http://www.faithistorment.com/2014/11/tales-of-auto-elasticity-illustrations.html
I don't.... really see any of that as that crazy really. More turtles then I would have expected, but pretty much normal at an Asian grocer around here. Cept for the more exotic fresh stuff like shark.indeed. people in other countries eat different kinds of food from what we're used to? not that crazy of a concept.
I don't.... really see any of that as that crazy really. More turtles then I would have expected, but pretty much normal at an Asian grocer around here. Cept for the more exotic fresh stuff like shark.
Nothing in particular other than it's authenticity as an "Indian" dish is questionable at best. The common incarnation in curry houses acrosd the UK is very far removed from it's origins and only marginally less so from any part of India.
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
According to the Wikipedias (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vindaloo), it's a British adaptation of an Indian adaptation of a Portuguese dish.Nothing in particular other than it's authenticity as an "Indian" dish is questionable at best. The common incarnation in curry houses acrosd the UK is very far removed from it's origins and only marginally less so from any part of India.
I figured it was bastardized, but I got the impression that it actually started out as an actual dish (southern India, I think)? I tend to gravitate a bit more toward the Punjabi stuff, personally.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d00f50970f11cad7b2a90125c0f14a72/tumblr_ndnu10drzs1qewacoo1_500.jpg)QuoteThis is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
http://www.epictimes.com/2014/11/the-crazy-things-for-sale-inside-a-chinese-walmart/Another bunch of ninnies falls for the meat-water hoax (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2011/01/meatwater_is_br.php), but otherwise it just shows how provincial they are; I could show you most of that in the shops round here, though admittedly I live in something of a Chinatown. Nothing unusual to see there, move along.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/61d7d4929872c840e1eea11ecf5a66bd/tumblr_nfgkvmxWOW1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.png)
http://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/2mpv2r/the_stories_of_the_bible_in_tldr_form/
http://www.epictimes.com/2014/11/the-crazy-things-for-sale-inside-a-chinese-walmart/Another bunch of ninnies falls for the meat-water hoax (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2011/01/meatwater_is_br.php), but otherwise it just shows how provincial they are; I could show you most of that in the shops round here, though admittedly I live in something of a Chinatown. Nothing unusual to see there, move along.
It is especially hilarious to see the writers amazed that you can buy expensive booze in fancy presentation boxes. I mean... where can't you do that? Islamic states? East Podunk, Nebraska? OK, in Australia you can't by them inside a supermarket, just in the bottle-shop just outside the door that is owned by the supermarket. Because that makes all the difference, right?
The third of those Russian goons to have a go at the boxer is obviously a very slow learner.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/2mpv2r/the_stories_of_the_bible_in_tldr_form/
Aaaand now I have to clean water off my monitor. >.<
Garand, is that a Tibetan Mastiff?
Garand, is that a Tibetan Mastiff?
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A cesspool filled with excrement has exploded in central China, injuring 15 people and knocking down a residential building, state-run media reported.
I've watched a bit of Let's Play of this game and it looks fucking wretched.Yeah I watched game grumps attempt to play this and by the 4 or 5th video, Barry the video editor did like an 8 minute pre-video of just how unpolished the game was. I don't think Arin and Danny are picking this one back up as it just seems really awful. I think the cartoon this sonic universe is based on is a french production, I hope the show is better than the first hour's worth of game story.
Also: is that a tiny girl, please?
"I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN BROTHERRRR" - Honest Abe
"I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN BROTHERRRR" - Honest Abe
Apparently when he was once challenged to a duel (and so picking weapon and place) by James Shields (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shields), he chose cavalry broadswords (because Shields was a good marksman). To demonstrate his advantage over the Shields (Lincoln being 6'4"), he cut down a branch just over Shields' head.
That's probably this one, (http://mentalfloss.com/article/12382/time-abraham-lincoln-and-political-rival-almost-dueled-island) The validity of which is questionable."I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN BROTHERRRR" - Honest Abe
Apparently when he was once challenged to a duel (and so picking weapon and place) by James Shields (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shields), he chose cavalry broadswords (because Shields was a good marksman). To demonstrate his advantage over the Shields (Lincoln being 6'4"), he cut down a branch just over Shields' head.
i seem to recall something about him demanding that the duel be held in a 10' deep pit, divided in half by a chest-high fence, so that he could reach his opponent, but his opponent couldn't reach him.
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Feminist Hacker Barbie is kind of an elitist prick. I mean, has she SEEN what can emacs do? And it's not like machines nowadays are hurting for power to run a text editor anyways.m-x butterfly. All hail the One True Editor.
Feminist Hacker Barbie is kind of an elitist prick. I mean, has she SEEN what can emacs do? And it's not like machines nowadays are hurting for power to run a text editor anyways.m-x butterfly. All hail the One True Editor.
VIM 4 lyfeYou're both wrong! nano is clearly the best editor!
Feminist Hacker Barbie is kind of an elitist prick.
Feminist Hacker Barbie is kind of an elitist prick.
Have you... like... met hackers before?
You can't set a windows up to crash every 28 days, it'll do it for you way earlier.
Oh, Welu. You should go to the Freakin' Awesome Network forum I frequent. Batista is a living meme on there. The number of photoshops we've done of him... it's beautiful.
'Weapons aren't just encouraged... they're allowed.'
It is especially hilarious to see the writers amazed that you can buy expensive booze in fancy presentation boxes. I mean... where can't you do that?
I use Win7 most of the time, but in no way I have it up for 28 days on end. Last time I tried (this summer), the whole thing took a dump 22 days in.Of course, no version of Windows is compatible with Internet Protocol via Avian Carrier.
Now I've never tried on servers. I assume they'd be more stable.
I lived half a mile from my campus. I only walked there like 5 times.
That looks like Amy from Sonic.Way off. Amy is a hedgehog. This one is a cat named Aeris. Ergo the title of the comic VG Cats (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/).
Oh how I loathe the little thing. SONIC NO LOVE YOU KTHXBAI
Passengers on a Siberian jet aircraft get out and push (http://en.itar-tass.com/russia/763774).In Mother Russia plane doesn't move you, you move plane. :D
CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON
No, they belong in a fucking zoo, but yet here some of them are going to the same college that I am. And piss on the top of the seats in a men's toilet. Obviously these unevolved beings don't know how to lift a seat. Okay, granted, I don't like touching the seats that I haven't cleaned personally, but I know how to use the toe of my boot to put it up. Gawds, it's not that hard.Or just aim more carefully towards a smaller hole. It's not that hard.
Or just aim more carefully towards a smaller hole. It's not that hard.(https://i.imgur.com/akBzzqa.gif)
People would flood our bathrooms. I lived on the floor that connected to the rest of building, so everyone had to go that way. Drunk people are dicks to bathroom.
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What I would really like is to get a label telling me the name and location of the farm, what kind of stock the animal came from, what terrain it was raised in, the population density in housing, feed types and feeding regimen, slaughtering process, slaughter date, hanging time, storage methods, and jointing date.This reminds me of a Portlandia sketch where a couple goes to a restaurant that shows them details about the chicken they're going to eat, including, if I recall, his name and hobbies.
I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!
Also, while I like the idea of a kill date on it, the vast majority of meat eaters know little about the meat preparation process through the slaughterhouse and onward. What I would really like is to get a label telling me the name and location of the farm, what kind of stock the animal came from, what terrain it was raised in, the population density in housing, feed types and feeding regimen, slaughtering process, slaughter date, hanging time, storage methods, and jointing date.
This reminds me of a Portlandia sketch where a couple goes to a restaurant that shows them details about the chicken they're going to eat, including, if I recall, his name and hobbies.I thought that was kind of ripping off a small scene from Douglas Adams's Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
I'd just like to know the animal's name before I eat it.His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.
I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!
Except the poaching, of course. But yeah, fuck deer. So hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s
Fish and prawns are tricky, and probably the worst things you can eat if you want to save the environment, since in our part of the world the stuff you get in stores are mostly fished with trawls, which wrecks the ocean bottom and is extremely wasteful since they fish a LOT in one go and throw out everything they don't need (which is most of it). In theory it might work, in reality it's notably the best approach.
I have a problem with hunters who don't use as much of the animal as possible, or kill in an inhumane manner. But if a hunter takes out Bambi or Daffy or Bugs with one shot, and makes as much use of the carcass as possible, I respect that. I do have an uncle who hunts occasionally (he used to more frequently), who believes that no one should be allowed to eat meat as an adult if they haven't at least once killed it theirselves.I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!
Except the poaching, of course. But yeah, fuck deer. So hard.
Also, while I like the idea of a kill date on it, the vast majority of meat eaters know little about the meat preparation process through the slaughterhouse and onward. What I would really like is to get a label telling me the name and location of the farm, what kind of stock the animal came from, what terrain it was raised in, the population density in housing, feed types and feeding regimen, slaughtering process, slaughter date, hanging time, storage methods, and jointing date.
I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!
Except the poaching, of course. But yeah, fuck deer. So hard.
so i was in the shipyard area in paris and i saw this boat off in the distance by itself
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so i swam up to it
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and what i found was a man shaking and muttering to himself, a dead body, and 20 cats
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BUT THEY'RE A PERFECT FIT!!!!... TMI much?
I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!Those who rag on hunters typically don't realize that hunters are among the largest contributors to conservation efforts. Where do you think the money for game licenses and whatnot goes?
I never understand why people rag on hunters. It's about as ethical as you can get for sourcing meat. Conservation friendly too!Those who rag on hunters typically don't realize that hunters are among the largest contributors to conservation efforts. Where do you think the money for game licenses and whatnot goes?
And yes, I eat what I kill. I hunt because one, I like the taste of the meat better ("gamey" is called flavor, people, something that beef and pork lacks). Two, I know exactly where my meat came from and how it was processed. Three, I'm not contributing to the pollution generated by factory farms. And four, the meat isn't loaded with hormones, antibiotics, and other chemicals. Just some of the reasons why I take my own meat.
However, there is the best radio transcript story ever, and it is 100% true courtesy of the SR-71 Blackbird program: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/favorite-sr-71-story-1079127041
Aviation jokes
Tower: "Ah... Yuma 300, aren't you a C12?"One of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beechcraft_C-12_Huron)?
Then there's the story of two Traffic Cops on the Yorkshire coast.
They were running the usual Speedtrap with the then standard Speed Gun when suddenly it made this weird noise, registered '555' then went dead. No matter what they did, they couldn't get it going again.
Two days later, after an investigation, they learned what had happened
Two Tornado Fighter Bombers were running an exercise off the Coast about 50-100 Kilometers from where the two Cops were running their Speedtrap. One Tornados Radar Warning System detected the Cops Radar, jammed it, and since they were on a Live exercise, targeted it and automatically locked it up with a HARM Missile. Fortunately, the Pilot, realising that the system had locked up a target INLAND from their Exercise Area, flipped his system to 'Safe', thus preventing a missile launch.
Tower: "Ah... Yuma 300, aren't you a C12?"One of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beechcraft_C-12_Huron)?
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When I worked for the Australian tentacle of a vast multinational kraken, I used to travel for work regularly. Mostly this was on large airliners into big airports, but that C12 reminds me of the sort of planes on which I travelled to a small airfield (I won't dignify it with "airport", since of its two runways, one was a grass strip) in New Zealand. When the pilots turned onto final, it always seemed as if the plane was standing on a wingtip. I'm sure it wasn't really, but compared to the gentle turns made by the "heavies", the bank certainly felt very steep.
Getting my war on Christmas licks in early
http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/
Tower: "Ah... Yuma 300, aren't you a C12?"One of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beechcraft_C-12_Huron)?
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When I worked for the Australian tentacle of a vast multinational kraken, I used to travel for work regularly. Mostly this was on large airliners into big airports, but that C12 reminds me of the sort of planes on which I travelled to a small airfield (I won't dignify it with "airport", since of its two runways, one was a grass strip) in New Zealand. When the pilots turned onto final, it always seemed as if the plane was standing on a wingtip. I'm sure it wasn't really, but compared to the gentle turns made by the "heavies", the bank certainly felt very steep.
When I say the plane was up on a wing tip I mean I was literally only held into my seat by my harness. The C12 can't exceed a certain amount of roll per it's tolerances, that T tail in the back for example would stop us doing a complete 360. Remember that is of course platform specific tolerances, so depending on the bird you were riding in question, tolerance might have been a bit higher, however the bank itself probably just looked and felt extreme compared to normal, commercial pilots don't even begin to flirt with tolerances most of the time, that's a good way to get written up.
Sadly both are almost certainly untrue giving the difference in how a police issue radar gun and an AA radar work.Like all those fairy-stories about decoying anti-radar missiles with domestic microwave ovens, I suspect.
....those exist? Oh I have to hear this.Oh yes, especially in connection with the NATO bombing campaign over Yugoslavia in 1999. Apparently you just jemmy off the door, wedge the switch that normally prevents the oven working with the door open, point it at the sky and anti-radar missiles will home on its birthday-candle flame (probably at the wrong frequency, pulse rate etc. etc. but I am not a radar technician) rather than the blast-furnace of an air-defence radar. The stupidity is strong in urban tech legends.
I'm down for face tattoos being acceptable though
I'm down for face tattoos being acceptable though
Owls aren't supposed to swim, are they? A year ago I fished a juvenile pigeon out of the canal that was doing the same thing as that owl, only more panicked. Getting your feathers wet is a Bad Thing.
-- Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/1rV3zc2
"...he doesn't speak spanish."
-- Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/1rV3zc2Quote"...he doesn't speak spanish."
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Is it just me, or is The Dump Truck a really, really inauspicious name for a food stand?
How did I miss that the new press secretary's name is Earnest?? :claireface:
Quote"...he doesn't speak spanish."
How did I miss that the new press secretary's name is Earnest?? :claireface:What is the importance of being Earnest?
TBF, getting your feather's wet isn't specifically a bad thing.Feathers are generally very good at keeping water out, but the feathers of cormorants are specially adapted to be not waterproof to facilitate their underwater hunting. Here's a clip of a cormorant diving 45m (150ft) in search of lunch:
I know plenty will disagree, but I think ignoring a friend request is all sorts of fucked up. If you don't want to be friends, deny the friend request. Block them if you must, but to just leave it pending for months? Fucking rude.
On Facebook? I thought it didn't tell you if the request was denied (i.e. it looked the same if it was denied as if it was ignored). Could also just be they don't check the account anymore.No, if it's ignored, it says that the request is pending, if it's denied, the add friend option is there again.
But nobody will notice that, ever, unless they're obsessively stalking them.On Facebook? I thought it didn't tell you if the request was denied (i.e. it looked the same if it was denied as if it was ignored). Could also just be they don't check the account anymore.No, if it's ignored, it says that the request is pending, if it's denied, the add friend option is there again.
On Facebook? I thought it didn't tell you if the request was denied (i.e. it looked the same if it was denied as if it was ignored). Could also just be they don't check the account anymore.No, if it's ignored, it says that the request is pending, if it's denied, the add friend option is there again.
I don't get it.
No, he's just being Jeremy Clarkson.I googled who that was. He's very tall.
You didn't know who Jeremy Clarkson was?
*mind blown*
I thought everyone knew him, he's the guy who punched Piers Morgan. And he's on Top Gear, a tv show shown around the world.
Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way
today on the news: firefighters brawl while fighting fire. That happened for real in my state.Used to happen all the time in the days of private firefighting crews; they only got paid for the fires they put out (and also looted the burning houses), so they'd send runners ahead with barrels to clap over the water source. Then he'd sit on the barrel, fight off the runners from the other fire companies, and hope his team got there before a whole company turned up to beat him to a pulp. As often as not, two or more companies would arrive close to simultaneously, get up a brawl over who'd fight the fire, leaving the answer to be 'nobody' and the whole neighborhood to burn. This is why we don't do it that way anymore.
God just wanted that dude's Harley. A mean of transport God's much more accustomed to.A Harley? God rides a Duke!
I suppose you're probably right. God is pretty old after all.
GoddammitSomeone took "Jesus Take the Wheel" a little too literally, eh?
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I'm trying to wean myself off sports, it's too time consuming. I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'- Jeff Stilson
QuoteI'm trying to wean myself off sports, it's too time consuming. I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'- Jeff Stilson
You should probably have that checked Seldom
You should probably have that checked Seldom
Or, maybe he is a sports fan, and he just hates every team from Cleveland.
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So Imgur is being invaded by Russell Crowe's Javert.
(http://i.imgur.com/xDKTGHA.gif)So Imgur is being invaded by Russell Crowe's Javert.
DO NOT FORGET HIS NAME
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(http://i.imgur.com/1HUQ2Ya.gif)The world needs more silly hats.
I would have never thought of a Rancor as 'cute' before..Because you've never seen one off duty before! :roll:
QuoteLos Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in.
One time I walked into a starbucks bathroom and my Barista, Shane, was making a real-life connection with his mouth on the dick of some guy who worked at H&M.
. Nobody wants to suddenly deal with 7000 kids.
I still can't picture anything when told lengths in imperial units.
I still can't picture anything when told lengths in imperial units.About 137cm. A foot is a little over 30cm, closer to 30.5 but 30'll only put you a 2-3cm off if you just need a general idea.
Dude. Imperial units have more usages. Like if you want a pint (the Imperial pint is 20oz, which is larger than the American pint, or the 0.5L glasses).I still can't picture anything when told lengths in imperial units.
I only find them better for people's height, but that's just me. They're still dumb.
also, i think we should abandon both Fahrenheit and Celsius as measurements of temperature, and switch to Kelvin.
土俵の中では力がすべてだ
In dohyo, the ring of sumo, there is no mercy
QuoteQuoteQuoteIs it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so
But is it illegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
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In dohyo, the ring of sumo, there is no mercy
On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.
On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.
Your assumption is immediately wrong with regards to me. I'm in Ireland, so lots of rain, and I've gone through a couple winters with no heating. I still prefer the cold to sun and heat.
I've lived in Scotland, also lived in a part of San Francisco where we didn't see the sun for two months one summer (I was happy). I never turn on the heat. Just throw on extra layers of clothing, or in my bedroom, let my over-clocked desktop provide the heating.
On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.
I've joked about it before but I am without a doubt the Worst Norwegian. I hate the cold with a passion and turn up the heat in September, start wearing my heavy winter coat before the temperatures hit freezing and basically stay inside as much as possible when it's not May - August.
You're the very first person I've heard of with such a love for the cold Welu. That can't be good for you.I'm another cold-lover, though not to the point of a former cow-orker, who even when it was 5°C outside would be wearing just shorts and a t-shirt.
Totally unrelated: I will cold stab the motherfucker who tries to remove my nordic covers in summer.
I'm another cold-lover, though not to the point of a former cow-orker
(http://i.imgur.com/vWgwQYv.png)The anti-vaxx crowd should all be buggered by elephants. They're all either sociopaths or idiots. And if they don't want to vaccinate their crotch-fruit, they shouldn't be allowed into society. If they want to be morons, they can form their own society outside of civilisation.
Although for greater effect, the color watch should have used 100% of the gamut, I.e. 60 minutes equals FF, not 60.The best of both worlds would jump 10 per hour and 4 per minute/second. Sure, you'd only get EF (or a bit higher depending on where you start), but it'd be consistent while covering a wider range of colors.
Quote(http://media.tumblr.com/1b3836cec3002ca722d3045ef6e674ea/tumblr_inline_n3u6cgjwHf1qgplbw.jpg)Quote(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3ac51f9b28ea7eefcaad4c705b7cb4c5/tumblr_mzb5d7oLvQ1r4xgsfo1_400.png)heart of the cards, Jimbo!
Hugh-Gi-Oh
I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!
This page calculates the RGB color of the current time. (http://whatcolourisit.scn9a.org/)
I don't watch Cinema Sins of movies I haven't seen usually, so I can't watch that 😛
Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".
Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".
Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".
I prefer, "and then everyone died, the end"
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I drank what?[citation needed]
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Microwave, I assume. IIRC, a bucket of bleach will work just as well, although not as quickly.
Visiting my long distance girlfriend in El Salvador. She made this for my room.(http://i.imgur.com/LQfUelI.jpg)
At least people in NJ don't eat each other's faces.We don't need to, we have disco fries.
Looking at the current state of the Assassin’s Creed franchise like(http://media.tumblr.com/ea8c3ccfeb76f461b2ae38b59bf54ce8/tumblr_inline_ng3gi6V5wc1qj0j7s.png)
Two Finnish students decided to build a slightly more hardcore gingerbread house. (source (http://www.turkulainen.fi/artikkeli/255765-mordorin-mustaan-torniin-kului-135-kiloa-piparkakkutaikinaa), in Finnish tho)
So does Florida know the rest of the country makes fun of them on a regular basis?
I can confirm, as a Floridian, that we are indeed aware. The Fark tag is kind of a dead giveaway. It's all in good fun, like violent New Yorkers, or flaky Californians.So does Florida know the rest of the country makes fun of them on a regular basis?I think they do, or at least Tim Dorsey does.
I am with the person second from the bottom, personally.Dude, the person second from the bottom was claiming MRAs were legitimate activists. You sure you're with them?
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4. CARDBOARD & TOOTHPICKS
Even if you could get past the taste of the leather shoe polish described above, a photography-ready hamburger would be unpleasant to deal with, as they are typically loaded with sheets of cardboard for support and toothpicks or pins that have been strategically placed to keep lettuce, onion, and the rest of the package in their specifically staged place.
There is a legend of Korra thread you know :wink:
I've only seen season one so can't really comment on much other than I liked that season 1's plot is allusion to the Chinese revolutions and had an awesome villain.
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http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2014/12/korra-series-finale-recap-gay-asamiI really hate how the URL seems to be a spoiler in itself. I was still gonna watch this, you know -.-
Any one wanna watch Korra with me?
I was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a886e27aaac12ca73997dd469c0d6b19/tumblr_ng8ti4lml41r3b88ko1_1280.png)I like how I knew it'd be a Snowpiercer joke when I saw the first panel but forgot The Polar Express existed (and have never seen it) until I saw the explanation so I'm like "wait what was she thinking of".QuoteI was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/a886e27aaac12ca73997dd469c0d6b19/tumblr_ng8ti4lml41r3b88ko1_1280.png)QuoteI was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right
Personally, I had the look of those children as I watched Polar Express the other night. God damn is that movie creepy as fuck on so many levels. (and how the hell does Firefox think that "movie" is misspelled???)
This one's my favorite:That's a fall out boy album cover too.
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"Polar Express" is one of those films that is far too "Uncanny Valley" for me to endure. And FF is also saying that "movie" is misspelt for me as well.I'm waiting for the prequel "Cartesian Cog-rail".
It's a rug tufting/hooking tool!
Spoilered for size. The second one looks more like Glasgow to me. Or for those of us in the US, the Deep South (tm) in general.(click to show/hide)
I love that Peshmarga guy.
"Ho hum, just another day at the office."
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Does good beer ever even get advertised?
The problem with marrying a tsundere:
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The problem with marrying a tsundere:Snippage:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/14035_10204417680915329_1901249990016921952_n.jpg?oh=bccd764cd511da451f7e3d770732eba3&oe=5537B24A&__gda__=1429487223_25fd17a6ab0f4a01edfb817f5ed7ae7a)Nice to see that my ex is dating again...she was always the quiet type.
(http://i.imgur.com/p0a4pGW.jpg)I hate it when I develop stress wood.
http://travisma.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/the-necessity-of-stress/ (http://travisma.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/the-necessity-of-stress/)
(http://i.imgur.com/Rztovrj.jpg)1. China wants to start one in the 2020s.
Why would you post something like that?
Dangit LeeC. What did we just said about those feels?(http://i.imgur.com/bSkpo3v.gif)
Per the Back to the Future-ness:
Back to the Future II: 2015 The Reality (http://imgur.com/gallery/uISSs)
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Edit: 2960 × 4172 pixels? For one image. Seriously? How will this work for people who read the forum on phones?That's your objection?
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120418214039/blackadder/images/5/5d/Brian-blessed.jpg)Is BRIAN BLESSED actually short? Nothing I have seen him in suggests so. Methinks he'd make a much better giant.
I just saw Battle of the Five Armies today. Absolutely fantastic, might have changed my opinion on the Hobbit films over all. Except for the one thing. The one damn thing they had to add.
FYI: Just replace 1981 with 2015 & you have a working calendar for the coming year. Y’welcome.
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[You don't know what Russian Roulette is]
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e3d130b6b6ed7bd295483472049347d0/tumblr_nhk4t6d4Xd1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)She's far too young for me, but...<3
*divides age by 2 and adds 7*(http://41.media.tumblr.com/e3d130b6b6ed7bd295483472049347d0/tumblr_nhk4t6d4Xd1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)She's far too young for me, but...<3
How shipping works, with Dark Magician Girl!
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[...] *about friends* [...]
When people post this fanart squeeing stuff can you at least say what show it's from?This. Also interesting, until Neko answered, I'd heard everyone talking about "Korra" but I had no idea it was related to Avatar.
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Take tater tots and put them in waffle maker to make hashbrown waffles. The depressions make perfect place to pour ketchup.
Fuck ketchupAgreed. Yuck.
Bunch of gosh darn elitist, anti-ketchup people. Stuck up I tell ya.Stuck up nothing, it just tastes gross :roll:
Bunch of gosh darn elitist, anti-ketchup people. Stuck up I tell ya.Stuck up nothing, it just tastes gross :roll:
The Trouble With Centaurs: So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….
QuoteThis commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.that bear is naked
The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.
I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why
It's weird, I like tomato sauce enough (like on pizza or pasta), and I think barbecue sauce is fine, and sundried tomatoes are good sometimes. But ketchup or raw tomatoes? Yuck.Bunch of gosh darn elitist, anti-ketchup people. Stuck up I tell ya.Stuck up nothing, it just tastes gross :roll:
not much of a tomato person are ya, can't blame you, though I like my ketchup but to each his own.
not much of a tomato person are ya, can't blame you, though I like my ketchup but to each his own.Unless you make it yourself, tomato ketchup doesn't taste like tomatoes anyway. The stuff in bottles, foil-sachets etc. tastes mainly of sugar/syrup, vinegar, and salt. Ketchup is another good Chinese food ruined by excessive sweetening in the West. :P
It's weird, I like tomato sauce enough (like on pizza or pasta), and I think barbecue sauce is fine, and sundried tomatoes are good sometimes. But ketchup or raw tomatoes? Yuck.Bunch of gosh darn elitist, anti-ketchup people. Stuck up I tell ya.Stuck up nothing, it just tastes gross :roll:
not much of a tomato person are ya, can't blame you, though I like my ketchup but to each his own.
Agreed. The best Chinese food I've had was made by a Vietnam-born culturally and ethnically Cantonese friend of mine, who made it the proper way. Second best is probably some hole in the wall places in SF, where the specials weren't even given an English translation, and despite the language-barrier, I'd order one or two of them. Usually very pleased, although one time, it taught me that I hate the taste of frog.not much of a tomato person are ya, can't blame you, though I like my ketchup but to each his own.Unless you make it yourself, tomato ketchup doesn't taste like tomatoes anyway. The stuff in bottles, foil-sachets etc. tastes mainly of sugar/syrup, vinegar, and salt. Ketchup is another good Chinese food ruined by excessive sweetening in the West. :P
Agreed. The best Chinese food I've had was made by a Vietnam-born culturally and ethnically Cantonese friend of mine, who made it the proper way. Second best is probably some hole in the wall places in SF, where the specials weren't even given an English translation, and despite the language-barrier, I'd order one or two of them. Usually very pleased, although one time, it taught me that I hate the taste of frog.
Ranch dressing. Everything goes with ranch dressing.Ranch Dressing doesn't pass:
QuoteReality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa.Our latest episode
No plot.
No missions.
Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather.
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Ranch dressing. Everything goes with ranch dressing.Ranch Dressing doesn't pass:
The Twinkie test
Any time someone mentions a food or condiment or whatnot that "goes with everything", I ask if it will go with a Twinkie: a "food" that goes with nothing. If not, it doesn't.
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Gaining on you like the bad guy in a horror movie on a teenager.Actually now that I think about it, I've been 2k higher for a while now, so it seems we're posting at similar rates.
It would be cool if there was a magic time machine somewhere in the elder scrolls and you could go back in time and meet the Dwemer..
Nah, screw those guys after the Night of Tears.
It would be cool if there was a magic time machine somewhere in the elder scrolls and you could go back in time and meet the Dwemer..
Also the snow elves
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Amal Clooney socializing with the people at her table while George Clooney struggles to grasp the concept of reading.
Read carefully:
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What's with the depressing stuff in this thread? :(
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Yeah, I've seen that Bard before. There's a whole series of him with various monsters. It's hilarious.
OKAY FRIENDS SINCE YOU LIKE HEARING ABOUT 13 YEAR OLDS GETTING OWNED LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR AS AN EMPLOYEE OF GAMESTOP.
It was spring 2014, early in the week. Pretty sure it was a Tuesday, but it’s been awhile. It was so dead in our store, I hadn’t seen anyone in over 40 minutes. Eventually, in comes this mom and we start chatting. She said she was here to buy her son a game he wanted, Grand Theft Auto 5, and could I help her find it?
Now, I’m sure many of you are aware how awful Grand Theft Auto 5 is in terms of violence, gore, and sexism. But in case you don’t, the Grand Theft Auto series has always been one of the most violent series that you can buy in stores. The very first GTA was banned in Brazil and condemned in several countries, GTA 5 has a graphic torture scene that is player initiated. GTA: San Andreas had the Hot Coffee scandal which happened in 2004 when modders found unused code in the game for a sex minigame that was player controlled. And that’s only the beginning of the controversies surrounding the GTA series (click here to read more! X X X X X X X )
Anyways, back to me and the Mom. Who will now be referred to as Mom because she is that awesome. Since I was behind the counter I pulled a copy of GTA 5 from backstock and started ringing her up while making polite chitchat, the usual cashier stuff. But everything changed when I asked for her ID because of the M rating. At first Mom replied, “Oh sure thing let me grab it.” And started digging in her purse. But then what I said registered with her and she paused and looked at me.
"M rating? What does that mean?"
"Oh GTA 5 is rated M for violence, gore, bad language, and other stuff". I won’t bore you with the whole spiel I go into when I’m asked about the M rating but basically I just explain why the game is rated M, what the M rating means, and that they can go on ESRB.org to see why it got that rating.
So I tell Mom about the website and she whips out her cell phone and gets on the site and starts reading. And she got MAD. She starts telling me about how her son knows she doesn’t like this sort of game and how he is going to be in so much trouble because he knows better than to ask for this sort of thing as she doesn’t tolerate this in her house. And he is so grounded for thinking he could get away with this. Then, Mom looked me in the eye and asked me to look up several other games for her to see if he’d done this with any other games.
"Yea sure thing, which games would you like me to look up?"
"Bioshock 2."
"I can already tell you without looking that Bioshock 2 is rated M."
"MY CHILD IS SO GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. What about the first Bioshock?"
"Yep, that’s also rated M."
"OH MY GOSH, what about Gears of War?"
"That entire series is rated M."
To spare y’all from another 10 rounds of that, basically take every popular M rated title from the last 5 years and insert them in the above dialogue.
Eventually, Mom says “Oh my gosh, you must think me a horrible parent. I can’t believe I let him have those games.”
"Ma’am, I don’t think that at all. The fact that you’re concerned about this tells me that you are a good parent. And just so you know instead of throwing out those games you’re more than welcome to trade them in here and get some store credit or cash back for them."
"Really? I’ll have to do that, I don’t want him playing those games anymore."
"Yea, we also take gaming consoles, iphones, and tablets too!"
"Oh that’s wonderful! Thank you for being so patient with me and telling me all about this. I’m going home and to go through his gaming collection right now!"
And off she went, leaving me bored till I finally got to leave for the night.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE END. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GETS AWESOME.
The next day I’m working again, bored out of my goddamn mind. There’s only so many times you can alphabetize the store before going insane. As I’m looking out the window I see a car pull up and Mom hops out and then pulls out two huge duffel bags and walks in.
"Hey welcome back to Gamestop! What can I help you with!"
"Oh I’m so glad you’re here! So last night I went through my son’s game collection and most of them are rated M! So I decided to teach him a lesson about why you don’t lie to your mother. Seeing as I bought him these consoles and most of the games were bought with my money, his game consoles and games actually belong to me. Therefore, I would like to trade in all this." And proceeds to pull out his XBox 360, PS3, and every game he had for both consoles (over 50!) as well all the extra controllers and headsets he had.
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely." I will never forget her smile when she said this nor the look in her eye. This is not a woman to be crossed.
So I traded everything in and she got back over $300 in store credit for everything. And with it she bought a Wii, a couple extra controllers, and a couple games rated E. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if we had any extra boxes laying around for the XBox One and if so could she have one?
"Are you going to put the Wii in it and give it to him?"
"Yes. Along with a note saying that this is what happens when you abuse the trust of your mother. I’m going to make sure this never happens again." It is at this point that Mom ascended to God Tier status with all Gamestop employees falling to their knees for a chance to bask in her glory.
I got her an XBox One box and sent her on her way after asking her to take the survey on the receipt.
"Oh of course dear, you’ve been such a big help. Let me write down your name so I don’t forget it."
"Of course! I’m Lexi, but if your son asks my name is Deegan." (Deegan was my store’s manager at the time.
And then she left, leaving me with the best trade numbers of the month and the greatest story I’ll likely ever be apart of at GameStop. Mom, I never got your name, but you are my personal Gamestop Hero.
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/01/what-its-like-to-date-your-dad.html
So I decided to teach him a lesson about why you don’t lie to your mother.
Seeing as I bought him these consoles and most of the games were bought with my money, his game consoles and games actually belong to me. Therefore, I would like to trade in all this."
So I traded everything in and she got back over $300 in store credit for everything.
And with it she bought a Wii, a couple extra controllers, and a couple games rated E. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if we had any extra boxes laying around for the XBox One and if so could she have one?
"Are you going to put the Wii in it and give it to him?"
"Yes. "
"Along with a note saying that this is what happens when you abuse the trust of your mother.
Not talking about hitting kids or anything, but coddling your kids and giving them everything they want? That's much worse.Worse than what? Hitting them?
http://nypost.com/2015/01/11/sorry-liberals-scandinavian-countries-arent-utopias/How does this belong in the pointless thread? Is the idea that people will feel constrained from discussing it, because this is not the place for serious business? This at least is better than the sexist and racist stuff we sometimes get in here, where, if you respond, people jump on you for being "aggressive", but it's still kind of the drive-by-shooting of forum activity.
Not talking about hitting kids or anything, but coddling your kids and giving them everything they want? That's much worse.Worse than what? Hitting them?
[Snipped evil DM shennanigans]
Why is Norway always completely forgotten in discussions about Scandinavia? We have more metal bands, and our amusement parks don't make you charge extra for rides when you've already paid for the entrance ticket! Tivoli suuuucksI never been. Sorry. Sure it's wonderful. However, I have been to Tivoli. And sitting at night on a warm sheep skin with girlfriend and with music and twinkling lights and stuff just makes for a spectacular way of forever thinking Tivoli is awesome.
As unflattering as it can be, the depiction of America is fairly accurate.Australia too. We will shamelessly dig up and sell anything to anyone.
I’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
I almost set this in its own thread but since I cannot talk about it much seeing as I have not read the book or seen the movie I will post it here.
So looks like the Movie will be on tour.
I want my Tactical Armour!!!"It is gasoline fuelled and runs on a diesel engine" *twitch (http://alternativefuels.about.com/od/dieselbiodieselvehicles/a/gasolinindiesel.htm)*
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/53789435.jpg)I want my Tactical Armour!!!"It is gasoline fuelled and runs on a diesel engine" *twitch (http://alternativefuels.about.com/od/dieselbiodieselvehicles/a/gasolinindiesel.htm)*
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/s720x720/10355480_1596196817267435_7024103489332437313_o.jpg)That's the thing about evil, which I think is why I can't stand superhero/supervillain-type stories. If you ask the typical comic supervillain why he does evil things, he'll reply "because I enjoy being evil." If you ask a real person why he does evil things, he'll say "I'm not doing evil, I'm doing good things. Those other guys are the evil ones." Because nobody, including Hitler, does evil things willingly. They do evil things because they think they're doing good things.
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haha there are more but I didn't post them. I'm already post large amounts of pictures in a different thread. :PHahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeere? At least link the rest here.
Good grief! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360)
It's a card game?!"Help control the pet population: blow them up with a stick of dynamite!"
Dammit, I clicked on that link hoping it had something to do with controlling the population of feral cats.
Beer pairings for girl scout cookies (http://beerandbrewing.com/VKm9gisAAF-R_rap/article/beer-pairings-for-girl-scout-cookies)Holy shit, that's a really good article.
Although with dynamite, you don't want the fuse to be long enough for them to bring it back, unless you want to lower the human population, starting with yourself.You should read the classic Henry Lawson story, "The Loaded Dog" (http://alldownunder.com/australian-authors/henry-lawson/loaded-dog.htm).
Can you understand me
Baby, don't you hand me a line
Although it doesn't matter
You and me got plenty of time
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hand you my love
There's no step for you to dance to
So slip your hand inside of my glove
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Hold me, hold me, hold me
I don't want no damage
But how'm I gonna manage with you
You hold the percentage
But I'm the fool payin' the dues
I'm just around the corner
If you got a minute to spare
I'll be waitin' for you
If you ever wanna be there
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Buggery. I have some song stuck in my head, but the lyrics aren't in English and I can't remember the singer. Scandinavian, Swedish maybe? Song's something like "Halome" and translates roughly to hold on to me...
Buggery. I have some song stuck in my head, but the lyrics aren't in English and I can't remember the singer. Scandinavian, Swedish maybe? Song's something like "Halome" and translates roughly to hold on to me...
Buggery. I have some song stuck in my head, but the lyrics aren't in English and I can't remember the singer. Scandinavian, Swedish maybe? Song's something like "Halome" and translates roughly to hold on to me...
Controversial news from the German courts... (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11363516/German-judge-defends-right-of-men-to-pee-standing-up.html)His issue isn't standing up, his issue is having shitty aim and not cleaning up after himself.
Well you certainly can't participate with THAT kind of cowardly dross.
I'd actually like to participate, but I'm pretty sure it'd take a crapton of money.
Also, I don't think I'd be able to fit an engine big enough on my 1.2l Chevrolet Aveo.
I love south on top maps. I call them sotties! Since...just right now!
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I didn't get the Mass Effect thing.Well I didn't either, honestly, but I'm less confused than I was before.
I didn't get the Mass Effect thing.
I didn't get the Mass Effect thing.
My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
update:
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Watch "The Cove"... fucked up shit on whaling and killing dolphins in JapanIndeed. Roll on the day when we react like this to the killing of all food animals, and not just ones that are excluded by our local food taboos, but eaten by weird foreigners.
You need to know Neon Genesis Evangelion to understand this one...
Anime goes to the moon (https://readyfor.jp/projects/evangelion/)
It's in Japanese (I just used Chrome to read it); but essentially, this is a crowdfunding project with the aim of including a miniature "Lance of Longinus" in a future moon exploration project.
(http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/human-logic.png)What else are you supposed to poop in?
luck be in the air tonight
A Spaniard, complaining that a bunch of Frenchmen won a game invented in Germany.
There's a joke in there somewhere.
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Also, unpopular opinions: Jean Grey is extra-dumb.(http://37.media.tumblr.com/331b611ad0b9ffc56c772508cab2672d/tumblr_mnq5hl0l5H1sth46mo1_500.gif)
Also, unpopular opinions: Jean Grey is extra-dumb.(http://37.media.tumblr.com/331b611ad0b9ffc56c772508cab2672d/tumblr_mnq5hl0l5H1sth46mo1_500.gif)
Doesn't the greater mind subdue the lesser one?Not in reality. :-P
I NEED THAT BAYMAX BACKPACK RIGHT NOW.ME TOO
I NEED THAT BAYMAX BACKPACK RIGHT NOW.ME TOO
Your example of "non-overprocessed" food is McDonalds? :psyduck:
That should be renamed 'Americans Taste What Non Overprocessed Foods Taste Like'.
Don't drink ducks. Oh yeah and this:If I found a duck in my glass, it'd probably be a good sign that I have had too many.
Don't drink ducks. Oh yeah and this:Does that mean Animal Planet's response to Breaking Bad is a cat that grows catnip to sell to other cats because he's bitter about losing the yarn business he helped found in obedience school?
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What about a glass of grey goose?Well-played, but even then, I'd prefer it if the waterfowl stayed on the bottle.
@Predalytics
It wasn't that Evander Kane wore a tracksuit. The issue is that it was velour and said JUICY on the butt in rhinestones.
Do you like snakes and spiders, but wish they could be even more horrifying?That is so cool! It's like a rattlesnake looked at an anglerfish and thought "I could do that."(click to show/hide)
It's been a while.. The last movie I saw I think was Nightmare Before Christmas, and the game was Star Wars The Old Republic.
So yeah. Now you know the next world in Kingdom Hearts. :)
1999: A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters]
Quote1999: A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters]
"Investment"
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/553b27bbe0b4bce9c9114b64c26500fc/tumblr_nj6tw51KSg1r87aeeo1_540.jpg)Uhh, hold on... is that an endorsement of outdoor activities or an allegory for dating?
What's the third one?I think it's the Enterprise from Battlestar Galactica.
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QuoteI just can’tQuoteI have no caption for this.The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. For the sake of your health, please remain indoors.
this is a visual metaphor for my little pony
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_New_Zealand
Wut?
He is quite DILFy.Well, he's no Patrick Stewart, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
He is quite DILFy."Dude I'd like to fuck"?
I’m going to be an incredible parent
I call it gaffer tape and avoid the whole duck, duct, grey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck,_duck,_goose) tape controversy. I believe "duck" is the original, however.
I call it gaffer tape and avoid the whole duck, duct, grey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck,_duck,_goose) tape controversy. I believe "duck" is the original, however.
Not to nitpick, but there are differences between gaffer's and duct/duck tape; they're not quite the same thing. Gaffer's tape has a matte finish that's easier to grip, the cloth part is thicker and less stringy, and the adhesive is both a bit weaker and leaves less residue.
Not to nitpick, but there are differences between gaffer's and duct/duck tape; they're not quite the same thing. Gaffer's tape has a matte finish that's easier to grip, the cloth part is thicker and less stringy, and the adhesive is both a bit weaker and leaves less residue.I did not know that until I looked it up in Wikipedia yesterday. Duc(k/t) tape works IN SPACE!
Oh yeah, it saved a spaceship and everything. I forget which one, was it one of the Apollo missions?
Truth, actually. NASCAR teams cover their front air dams & radiator grills with duct tape for qualifying attempts to get the car to move quickest through the air. They take it off during the race.
Actually, it's because it is supposed to be used to seal gaps in air ducting. When you're constructing a vent for your dryer, for example, you're supposed to use duct tape to cover the seams between pipe segments.
I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.
Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.
And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.
Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.
NASCAR loves the stuff...Nope. Duck tape precedes duct tape by between 1 and 6 decades, depending on how you count (duck tape initially meant just strips of cotton duck, which usage dates to the late 19th century. Adhesive duck tape was introduced in WWII, and was later released under the brand name Ductape in the 1950s, which quickly mutated to duct tape.
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and y'all are right.
the proper name is DUCT tape. It is made by many manufacturers, including DUCK TAPE brand.
The problem with duct tape is that though it's called "200 MPH Tape" in NASCAR, sometimes it doesn't hold if it's not applied properly. And when it comes off.... things can happen.Well, they doubled the number, that's the problem. They used to only call it 100 MPH tape.
Don't NASCAR vehicles top at 205MPH? That can also be part of the problem.Not these days. Restrictor plates on superspeedways keep the speeds down in the 180-190's. Before restrictor plates, though, yes.
Don't NASCAR vehicles top at 205MPH? That can also be part of the problem.Not these days. Restrictor plates on superspeedways keep the speeds down in the 180-190's. Before restrictor plates, though, yes.
What kind of bullshit is that? A motorsport with restrictor plates?
Ayrton Senna.
Every sport has rules.
Absurd? Maybe, but it's done all the time, even in Formula One. Sometimes for "safety", sometimes to make the racing more exciting for the spectators, sometimes to contain costs.
Having a maximum speed on the straight isn't limiting the use of skill to achieve the maximum possible speed round bends or through chicanes.
What kind of bullshit is that? A motorsport with restrictor plates?
Dale Earnhardt, Rodney Orr, Neil Bonnett, Tiny Lund and Joe Weatherly would say hi, but they're kinda dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIYaD75WZE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIYaD75WZE)
Ayrton Senna.
Every sport has rules.Absurd? Maybe, but it's done all the time, even in Formula One. Sometimes for "safety", sometimes to make the racing more exciting for the spectators, sometimes to contain costs.
F1 doesn't have a top speed limiter on race. Massa's 235mph mark on Monza would say that.
(http://i.imgur.com/iG5Hj7g.jpg)A tear will be shed for them. Friend of mine worked for them before 9/11.
Ayrton Senna.
Every sport has rules.Absurd? Maybe, but it's done all the time, even in Formula One. Sometimes for "safety", sometimes to make the racing more exciting for the spectators, sometimes to contain costs.
F1 doesn't have a top speed limiter on race. Massa's 235mph mark on Monza would say that.
Semantics. As Akima rightly stated, F1 has added rules to cut speed before and will do so again.
Dale Ernhardt and Neil Bonnet died after restrictor plates were introduced.What kind of bullshit is that? A motorsport with restrictor plates?
Dale Earnhardt, Rodney Orr, Neil Bonnett, Tiny Lund and Joe Weatherly would say hi, but they're kinda dead.
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IE is Clinton.IE was the president of the United States in the 1990s who liked screwing interns? I guess that explains IE's penchant for catching viruses...
Unless you're attempting to access a US Army site, in which case if it's not IE, it won't work.
Cheese!
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That poor leopard has a look on his face that just says "What did I do in some previous life to deserve this?"That's a cheetah.
Did you know that men report having significantly more sexual partners than women report (only counting heterosexual experiences)? Did you know that according to math that doesn't work?
Did you know that men report having significantly more sexual partners than women report (only counting heterosexual experiences)? Did you know that according to math that doesn't work?
Actually, it can work just fine, so that maths can go and stand in the corner. Trivial counter example:- consider a population of ten men and twenty women in which everyone sleeps with everyone of the opposite sex.
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/2/2/371722_v1.jpg)That one about lying is total bullshit.
Did you know that men report having significantly more sexual partners than women report (only counting heterosexual experiences)? Did you know that according to math that doesn't work?
I agree the lying thing actually, but I do think most men lie about how many people they've done :DI am inclined to suspect, given our cultures' attitudes regarding gender and sexual experience, that both men and women tend to lie on these types of surveys, but in opposite directions.
I agree the lying thing actually, but I do think most men lie about how many people they've done :DI am inclined to suspect, given our cultures' attitudes regarding gender and sexual experience, that both men and women tend to lie on these types of surveys, but in opposite directions.
Wait, Fanboys is still around? (Goes to binge on the last few years)
QuoteQuotegive a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
You don’t understand how much Wonderwall means to me. I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do
I haven't read it since summer 2012, so that's still a plus.Wait, Fanboys is still around? (Goes to binge on the last few years)
Last post was in November 2014, so...sorta? Kinda? Not really?
I haven't read it since summer 2012, so that's still a plus.Wait, Fanboys is still around? (Goes to binge on the last few years)
Last post was in November 2014, so...sorta? Kinda? Not really?
$5 says you don't understand this one.Well... I'm guessing that is a hydraulic clutch. And "Hail Hydra" is a comic-book thing, isn't it?
Yeah, that's the same in the states.
$5 says you don't understand this one.Well... I'm guessing that is a hydraulic clutch.
And "Hail Hydra" is a comic-book thing, isn't it?You haven't seen the Captain America movies? Did they retitle them to "Captain Australia" down there?
The UK system (PAYE - Pay As You Earn) has the Inland Revenue provide a code to your employer which tells them how much tax to deduct each month. If your tax position changes during the year, the code is changed, and the adjustments are made automatically on future salary payments.Australia's system is similar for employed people, except that the code adjustment is voluntary. Your employer deducts income-tax from your salary according to the amount you are paid, and at the end of the year issues you with a "Group Certificate" (in the UK it is a "P60", I think?), which you submit with your tax-return. If you have a tax-deductible expenditure (interest on certain loans, for example), you can apply to the ATO, and have it deducted from your PAYE payments, but many employees don't want the company pay clerks to know their private financial affairs and so don't do this*, but instead claim back at the end of the year.
Stop fetishizing guns.
We're talking about kicking water bottles.Oh, that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
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We're talking about kicking water bottles.Oh, that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
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It makes me sad that some people only know Hugh Laurie from House, and not from A Bit of Fry & Laurie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSyIhapMdI8).
When Theodore Roosevelt became police commissioner of New York in 1895, the NYPD was its most dangerous and powerful criminal enterprise. An organized brutal shakedown ring, the captains had a hand in most of the city’s illegal operations. Determined to clean up the corruption, Roosevelt did exactly what Commissioner Gordon did when he took over Gotham City’s corrupt police force: he put on a black cape, patrolled the most dangerous parts of the city at midnight, and used his great physical strength, expertise in martial arts, and detective skills to personally deliver wrongdoers to justice.
Wait, no, Gordon didn’t do that. Batman did.
And so did Theodore Roosevelt.
Roosevelt’s initial attempts to have corrupt policemen indicted were failures. Most of the judges were Tammany Hall appointees in the pockets of police bosses like “Clubber” Williams and Big Bill Devery, and these judges refused to bring charges against any officers on the word of meager citizens. The only way Roosevelt could clear out the worst apples was if he caught them red-handed.
And so TR took on a new strategy. Dressed in a black cape and a large-brimmed slouch hat pulled low over his face, he would make his own patrols, hiding in the shadows of the metropolis’s seediest alleys while tracking some of the more notorious crooks on the police force. When he caught one selling booze or opium, availing himself of service bribes at one of the many brothels that kept young women imprisoned, or extorting money from a shopkeeper, TR would spring forth, chase down his subordinate, tackle and subdue him, and personally deliver him to the courthouse to lay charges against him as an unimpeachable witness.
Once the more brazen offenders had been stripped of their badges, Roosevelt dispensed with the theatrical costume and the judo and began simply patrolling the beats of his officers to make sure that they were at their posts, diligent in their upkeep of the law, and, above all, courteous to the citizens under their protection (this last being a truly revolutionary concept at the time).
Oh, that GIF is a lot funnier if people know the source.
It makes me sad that some people only know Hugh Laurie from House, and not from A Bit of Fry & Laurie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSyIhapMdI8).
Loved it. Totally a subscriber now(click to show/hide)
It's a whole series!
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FOWI have no idea what this means.
Yeah, but did he get the job?According to this (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-31538480), no.
Full Of WinFOWI have no idea what this means.
Linux sucks because I forgot how to make paella!Linux is perfect because the secret to a good paella is short grain rice and a good, wide pan!
Just noticed this part of the post. Something about "full of win" being acronymed just seems...I don't know.Full Of WinFOWI have no idea what this means.
AquamanPresumably he'll be playing this character exactly the same as every other character he's played.
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Didya hear about the kids show concept that went no where?
seems that kids just don't like clowns anymore.(click to show/hide)
The Furby, having acquired a mind of its own, silently wraps around its prey. Death is certain.
So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane
So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a caneWin.
AquamanPresumably he'll be playing this character exactly the same as every other character he's played.
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You know the one.
Glare, mumble, mumble, superman punch ( yes. Even under water).
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$5 says you don't understand this one.
$5 says you don't understand this one.Well... I'm guessing that is a hydraulic clutch.
Oohh, so close, but no $5 for you. It's a Mercedes automatic vacuum operated clutch/torque converter combo
http://www.mbzponton.org/valueadded/maintenance/hydrak.htm
http://www.mbzponton.org/valueadded/maintenance/Hydrak_1_10.pdfQuoteAnd "Hail Hydra" is a comic-book thing, isn't it?You haven't seen the Captain America movies? Did they retitle them to "Captain Australia" down there?
"Gattara" - untranslatable italian word that means "woman, old and lonely, that devotes her life to taking care of street cats" - Still sounds better than "crazy cat lady".(http://i.imgur.com/ifJXT30.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GthXwwI.png)I had the same reaction as the last guy. Confession: I kinda get bummed when attractive celebrities get engaged/married, even though it's never gonna be an issue.
Somehow reminds me of this:(http://i.imgur.com/GthXwwI.png)I had the same reaction as the last guy. Confession: I kinda get bummed when attractive celebrities get engaged/married, even though it's never gonna be an issue.
Yay bird and bone!
Edit: Also...
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...So he's Roman Reigns?
BELEE DAT
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Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey
It’s time to play: SAILOR MOON DUB EPISODE or EROTICA?
Can you tell which of these are the English titles of Sailor Moon episodes and which are the names of actual erotic novels? Answers below the cut!
Food Fetish
Diamond In The Rough
Naughty ‘N’ Nice
The Purity Chalice
A Teacher’s Lesson
No Prince Charming
So You Want To Be In Pictures
A Knight to Remember
Dead Moon Rising
Too Many Girlfriends(click to show/hide)
Is a donkey called an arse, or are they actually different words in England? If the latter...how disappointing.Yay bird and bone!
Edit: Also...
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We have that cartoon up behind the bar in our pub, except being British we obviously changed the spelling to the correct, 'Arsehole'
That reminded me of something I haven't heard in donkey's years:I have that and the 12" version on my iPod.
Ass tends describe a donkey. Arse is what you crap out of.Well that's no fun!
Ass tends describe a donkey. Arse is what you crap out of.Well that's no fun!
Are you guys seriously discussing butts?Ass tends describe a donkey. Arse is what you crap out of.Well that's no fun!
If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic:roll:
If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic:roll:
Sigh.
There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.
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The pizza parlor asked for special requests and I said "Just fuck that shit up with bacon" and he said "I'm 'bout to murder that motherfucker with bacon"
you're out!
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(http://i.imgur.com/h7k9pnB.gif)Hah, back in highschool our gym teacher was up to bat and she hit it, I caught it just like that and she went bananas.
I wish they would bring back Darkwing DuckI may be in the minority of this but I hated Darkwing Duck....
There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.
New Ducktales on the horizon as well as syndicating the old ones.
http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/2015/02/25/this-is-not-a-drill-were-getting-new-ducktales-in-2017/ (http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/2015/02/25/this-is-not-a-drill-were-getting-new-ducktales-in-2017/)
With that baseball thing... Was the batsman out with that catch? Like "caught & bowled" in cricket?:
Don't ask me why it is "caught & bowled" when the bowling precedes the catching. Few things about cricket's arcane rituals make sense.
With that baseball thing... Was the batsman out with that catch? Like "caught & bowled" in cricket?:Because the way the batsman got out comes before the name of the bowler.
Don't ask me why it is "caught & bowled" when the bowling precedes the catching. Few things about cricket's arcane rituals make sense.
If anyone ever tries to say pop country isn't 100% formulaic:roll:
Sigh.
There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.
Nope. That's like saying that Bach is the same as King Crimson is the same as Black Sabbath is the same as Johnny Cash is the same as Taylor Swift.
There's only a certain number of notes. If you think pop country is more formulaic than basically any other kind of music you're pretty much delusional.
I don't play any instruments, so my point is that the human voice has more range and timbres than just the one displayed in those songs, there are more ways to structure a song than guitar solo/verse/chorus/same guitar solo/chorus x2, and the fact that large parts of the lyrics are the same.
The best is clearly double fudge with white chocolate.and macadamia nuts...and bacon.
i can tell you what they are....
too small.
The best is clearly double fudge with white chocolate.
Well, there's not as much actual chocolate in "chocolate" anymore. Shortages of cocoa and whatnot.Is there a shortage of cocoa?
EDIT - The water was already there, you idiot!
Is that cookie tweet referencing The Dress??
Is there anything in .au that isn't trying to kill you (excepting *some* of the sheep)?
Is there anything in .au that isn't trying to kill you (excepting *some* of the sheep)?
Is there anything in .au that isn't trying to kill you (excepting *some* of the sheep)?
Speaking of chocolate, is it getting sweeter or am I just getting older? I'd love to find a package from 20 years ago and compare the sugar content to stuff that's out now. I swear there's more sugar in it. I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but the stuff that I used to like once in a while I can't even stomach any more.Dark chocolate isn't too sweet.
My particular favorite cookie is oatmeal cherry chocolate chunk, but I've got a horrendous sweet tooth.
To anybody with problems with sweetness in chocolate: We have sugar-free chocolate in Spain.
Also known as "Excellence being achieved 100 grams at a time".
Obviously not baking chocolate. Also, Lindt sells chocolate with up to 99% cocoa content for those who want strong stuff ^_^I've had it before! I think my ideal chocolate is around 70-75%.
SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN
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BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD
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SEND HELP
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
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He’s never gonna give you Up.
what is a thread without posts?
what are posts without a common thread?
?What the heck am I posting about?
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/330f7450cf8d6f11b57d3e5a815a1482/tumblr_nkdypof0vB1s0f49io1_1280.png)...Am I missing something here? That's just a youtube screencap.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/330f7450cf8d6f11b57d3e5a815a1482/tumblr_nkdypof0vB1s0f49io1_1280.png)...Am I missing something here? That's just a youtube screencap.
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A weasel riding a woodpecker.
(https://i.imgur.com/dSoNbSw.gif)Got nerd-sniped a bit, and so I decided to calculate the mass of Mr. Burns:
They say his face is mangled thoughWell he is pretty old.
Yeah, not only will he be ok, but apparently his quick thinking possibly7 saved a bunch of lives (if he'd reacted slower he'd have likely crashed in a populated area, killing himself and several on the ground).
Yeah, not only will he be ok, but apparently his quick thinking possibly7 saved a bunch of lives (if he'd reacted slower he'd have likely crashed in a populated area, killing himself and several on the ground).
Also, if you crash your plane on a golf course, you can safely bet that there will be a *lot* of doctors running to help.
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Those aren't likely to aid you unless you scream "billable hours" instead of "help".Yeah, not only will he be ok, but apparently his quick thinking possibly7 saved a bunch of lives (if he'd reacted slower he'd have likely crashed in a populated area, killing himself and several on the ground).
Also, if you crash your plane on a golf course, you can safely bet that there will be a *lot* of doctors running to help.
Also, a lot of lawyers... :roll:
I fucking hate it when people call me Sir. I'm 22, for god's sakes, I ain't recognized by the British royalty, just call mister, officer! You're just about old enough to be my dad, for fuck's sake, don't be talking like you need to respect me!
If you haven't guessed, I've been called 'Sir' exactly once, and the context was a state trooper giving me a ticket
I fucking hate it when people call me Sir. I'm 22, for god's sakes, I ain't recognized by the British royalty, just call mister, officer! You're just about old enough to be my dad, for fuck's sake, don't be talking like you need to respect me!
If you haven't guessed, I've been called 'Sir' exactly once, and the context was a state trooper giving me a ticket
Goodness gracious, not even the cops called me sir when they stopped me to give me a ticket.
The story could very well go on a vitriolic letter but it was 2 years ago. tl;dr, I had a Subaru, he had to drive a shitty Peugeot, and Real Madrid lost that afternoon, so they saw me with the learner driver plaque and decided It was a great moment to vent.
Fun fact: Sir and Mister technically translate to the same word in Spanish.
I recently started being called ma'am. I was so used to "miss". Its either the wedding ring or the fact that I slipped up on dying my hair for a while and the grays started popping out. Or *gasp* I'm getting older. :-P
I'm also a Mrs. and that's strange to think about too.
In a few weeks (assuming nothing goes horribly wrong), I'll be a Dr. :psyduck:
Doctor Cesium! Super-hero or super-villain? What are his powers? His weakness with be water, of course.With water as a weakness, I'd be the only super-villain that Aquaman could defeat!
Just as long as it isn't changed to Dr. Heternormative. He's such a crappy character.In a few weeks (assuming nothing goes horribly wrong), I'll be a Dr. :psyduck:
So, do we need to like change your login name or anything?
Doctor Cesium! Super-hero or super-villain? What are his powers? His weakness with be water, of course.With water as a weakness, I'd be the only super-villain that Aquaman could defeat!
A discussion of a poet’s diction focuses on whether he or she wrote by hand, computer, typewriter, or Etch a Sketch™.
Formal Reports should never be handed in on Casual Fridays.
In your essays, you should not try to address anticipated objections to your arguments, because unless you are psychic it is impossible to know what other people are thinking.
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QuoteI PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON MY BOOBSboobly eyes(click to show/hide)
Maybe its because you have a dog personality?
Little Bo-Peep has been reading the Second Amendment...
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I'm not gonna copy and paste a bunch of image URLs so please visit this link and take my word for it that it is hilarious: http://imgur.com/gallery/yOTGS:clairedoge:
*Gotham empties out in one day*
Time for a classic
Quote's bust.Thanks. I put quote instead of url, fixed it.
One wonders how many more drinks before she saw The Tequila Monster
...are bending plugs a real problem?For silly-Billys who do things like jerking out the plug by pulling on the cable, yes.
I suppose it's a matter of perspective, I'd say clenching too much is the real problem here.
...are bending plugs a real problem?For silly-Billys who do things like jerking out the plug by pulling on the cable, yes.
Yeah those US plugs look really flimsy, our plugs are cylindrical so bending them doesn't happen easily.Australian plugs are not as sturdy as UK ones which 1) are rated to 13A* rather than the 10A standard here and 2) use the earth (ground) pin to engage mechanically with a cam that pushes open a protective shutter over the live and neutral. This is what Aussie plugs and sockets (receptacles) look like:
Clenching doesn't bend plugs, it just makes them thinner at that pointThat sounds dirty :parrot:
...are bending plugs a real problem?
I suppose it's a matter of perspective, I'd say clenching too much is the real problem here.
Clenching doesn't bend plugs, it just makes them thinner at that point
Peristalsis
Peristalsis is a radially symmetrical contraction and relaxation of muscles that propagate in a wave down a tube, in an anterograde direction.
AKA bowel movement, or also how earthworms move.
The White Man March in Manchester yesterday for White Pride World Wide Rally Day:Outnumbered by the cops. Or were they part of the march? :P
Wow I was gonna post that too. Weird.
Girls hit your hallelujah
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Girls hit your hallelujah
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GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH
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CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA
puptown funk
Stop.
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Wait a minute.
Here’s my bowl:
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Put some kibble in it
Take a sip, sign a check
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Julio! Get the stretch!
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i’m too hot
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hot dog
called a police and a fireman
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Wow I was gonna post that too. Weird.
Yeah, so was I, but it hit too close to home.
10. A US entrepreneur has pledged to rid China of "farcical" western names such as Lady Gaga, Elvis and Washing Liquid. Chinese people commonly take a "yingwen ming" or "English name" to help Anglophone employers address them. But often these result in them being "laughed at behind their backs" when they choose such monikers as Furry, Twinkle, Pussy or Volcano, says businesswoman Lindsay Jernigan, who has launched a website to help Mandarin speakers adopt more suitable titles.
QuoteThe kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just likeHow did they get to the clinic tho.
"I’m so proud of my son"
Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
Quotehalf sword, half skateboard. its called the skatesword and i invented it. now who wants to drive me to the hospital
i feel like swordboard has a much nicer ring to it
but we can discuss it on the way
http://www.kings.cam.ac.uk/news/2015/anniversary-project.html (http://www.kings.cam.ac.uk/news/2015/anniversary-project.html)"TAX not the royal Saint with vain expense,