Topic: plans for the inevitable undead uprising (Read 160185 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #650 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:44 »

Fuck you I am so not letting this derailment die without making my candidacy public.

sean · « **Reply #651 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 07:47 »

There is a place now for this sort of talk. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS TOO PEOPLE!

Slick · « **Reply #652 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:43 »

By decree of your interim supreme ruler of this revolutionary state, I declare all discussion of the nature brought forth in this thread to be suspended. Whereas the original topic has grown stale, and whereas this thread seeks to undermine the good works of your interim leadership, all discussion should now cease and no further posts should be made herein.
Failure to comply will result in grave consequences for all involved.

0bsessions · « **Reply #653 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:50 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 10:43

Slick · « **Reply #654 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 10:56 »

Whereas Obsessions has routinely done nothing but damage this community, and proceeds to flaunt his arrogance and disdain for us to our very faces, I, supreme and entire leader of all QC, swear out a warrant for his capture and execution by any means necessary.
He is to be considered public enemy number one and should be treated with the utmost of cruelty and with complete disregard for his well being. A slow death is too good for this traitor.

0bsessions · « **Reply #655 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:01 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 10:56

TITS OR GTFO

Slick · « **Reply #656 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:06 »

Whereas they encourage and expedite the decline of the most beautiful and necessary of arts, language, all acronyms are henceforth banned from usage in this forum. Their use by any member shall automatically incur non grata status.

jhocking · « **Reply #657 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:07 »

What about 733TSP34K?

Slick · « **Reply #658 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:11 »

Loyal citizen JHocking brings to our attention a good poing. Whereas they provide no useful function other than to confuse innocent bystanders, numbers, in any form, are hereby banned from this forum. There use shall result in summary execution without warning or notice.

Your benevolent ruler would like to remind you, however, that this thread is locked under further discussion. JHocking receives pardon on account of his meritous suggestion. Do not assume this extends to you.

0bsessions · « **Reply #659 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:21 »

In the ranks of the Rebellion, all forumites of great age, such as Joe Hocking, will be treated with the reverance they deserve.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #660 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:23 »

none?

0bsessions · « **Reply #661 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:23 »

Some.

jhocking · « **Reply #662 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:24 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:11

Loyal citizen JHocking

Didn't you declare me persona non grata in another thread? You are starting to lose track of your own proclamations.

ADDITION: I would like a ruler who will take the term "grammar nazi" literally:

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:11

There use shall result in summary execution without warning or notice.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #663 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:27 »

My intelligence sources tell me that slick is in fact under the control of hipinionite agents.

Jhocking, how does gauleiter of the I Am Fish forum strike you?

0bsessions · « **Reply #664 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:27 »

If the revolution succeeds, the Did You Cry When Aeries Died thread will be utterly destroyed.

Slick · « **Reply #665 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:29 »

Zombies are not the enemy, Obsessions is! He has brainwashed our good ex-president KharBevNor to agree with him, but pay them no heed!
Zombies are what you all risk becoming, should Obsessions have his way!

jhocking · « **Reply #666 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:29 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 19 Feb 2008, 11:27

Jhocking, how does gauleiter of the I Am Fish forum strike you?

HE DOESNT MEAN TO HURT ME

I LOVE HIM

Lines · « **Reply #667 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:31 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:29

Obsessions

This forumite does not exist! 0bsessions, on the other hand, does. But you have typos and are therefore an inept forum dictator and we shall overthrow you before you even begin.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #668 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:32 »

You guys are all dead when the zombocalypse strikes, even Jon, who's attention has been turned to petty politics rather then his own preparations to stay alive.

0bsessions · « **Reply #669 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:32 »

Don't let that propaganda spewing fascist pull the wool over your eyes, people. The zombie threat is a very real one. Do you want a man who'll be content to sit with his head in the sand as the zombie menace overtakes us? Or do you want leaders who will take action and protect the people, like Khar and I?

Phil, I am sacrificing my own safety for the greater good, as any true leader should be willing to do.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #670 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:33 »

Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2008, 11:29

ex-president KharBevNor

Technically, under the terms of the re-written constitution, I shall remain President until such time as the sun boils away into the empty blackness of space. However, since the office of president is strictly ceremonial now, this should cause loyal citizens no undue concern.

Slick · « **Reply #671 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:33 »

Boro_Bandito is hereby deputized as minister for common-sense and despondency.

Lines · « **Reply #672 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 19 Feb 2008, 11:32

You guys are all dead when the zombocalypse strikes, even Jon, who's attention has been turned to petty politics rather then his own preparations to stay alive.

I will NOT let you on my boat now. I thought we were cool, Phil, but noooo.

Gabbly · « **Reply #673 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:38 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:35

Oh man you are doing this in gabbly as well, aren't you you fuckers.

A LOT OF COOL THINGS HAPPEN IN ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

YOUR MOM KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM THOUGH.
LAST NIGHT.
IN BED.
WITH ME.

Gabbly · « **Reply #674 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:46 »

YOUR FRAGILE MEMBER HURTS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN.
UNLIKE MY MOM.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #675 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:51 »

Who is your mom anyway? E-mail?

How's Grandpa Snail-Mail doing? What about cousin Text-Messaging? I trust they are well.

Gabbly · « **Reply #676 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:53 »

I AM AN ORPHAN, DICK. THANKS FOR BEING SENSITIVE TO MY FEELINGS.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #677 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:54 »

How could i have known?

i'm sorry for your loss. MY family is doing wonderful, by the way. tra-la-la

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #678 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:56 »

His parents were actually Yahoo!Chat and GoChat, since the latter has faded into obscurity and died and the other is a hooker and drug addict he hasn't had a very good home life.

jhocking · « **Reply #679 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:01 »

I think gabbly has some birth defects. Did your mother drink while she was pregnant?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #680 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:11 »

Quote from: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:53

I AM AN ORPHAN, DICK. THANKS FOR BEING SENSITIVE TO MY FEELINGS.

Gabbly, you are sick, please get help. Your friends worry about you, remember the good times and get better

calenlass · « **Reply #681 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:13 »

guys I have enough weed to last the apocalypse I think

calenlass · « **Reply #682 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:16 »

Sure, but you have to bring some flowers, dude. For making chains with. Also for improvising bright sunny fields with, because I do not have the right kind of grass for laying on (hurr hurr). I have a nice lamp that is a good substitute for the sun, if you know what I mean.

Dissy · « **Reply #683 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:21 »

We are straying off topic ppl!

We need more plans for Zombie killings!

Lines · « **Reply #684 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:31 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 12:18

Man, my dream is to one day become a dope-smoking zombie hunter.

Please tell me your armor will be daisy chain mail.

Lines · « **Reply #685 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:37 »

Not as awesome, but still up there.

jill the ripper · « **Reply #686 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:43 »

Someone might have (er, probably has) posted this already, but here.

http://www.zombieworkout.com/

It's really a post-apocalyptic workout, but it centers on zombies.
Besides, Zombie Workout sounds better than Post-Apocalyptic Workout. :]

Darling, ain't it?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #687 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:30 »

this is one of the few newbies that will not be black bagged and sent off to LarkHill when I take power. For her words are wise despite her forum youth.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #688 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 13:36 »

You also have a point. Your words have persuaded me to allow you a place in my government. You obviously know what to do with these newbies, how about leader of my secret police?

But I'm still not sure what you mean by baiting zombies. Why on earth would we want to bait them? Unless it was of course to lead them into a giant chopping machine to add to the smoothie that Patrick will start with himself.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #689 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 14:12 »

...Are you not familiar with the Redeker plan?

To think you people ever thought you could lead!

Patrick · « **Reply #690 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 15:07 »

I am not familiar with the Redeker plan, but I'm familiar with fuckin' shit up, and when the zombiepocalypse hits, that's the only qualification I'll need to become the leader of the forumites.

That and an internet connection.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #691 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 16:31 »

I thought the Redeker plan was as much based on the accidents of geographical location as other qualifying factors.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #692 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 16:52 »

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #693 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:40 »

Max Brooks totally stole that from Land of the Dead.

Alex C · « **Reply #694 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:45 »

And Dr. Strangelove.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #695 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 19:49 »

That too, Stanley Kubrick was admittedly first.

Patrick · « **Reply #696 on:** 25 Feb 2008, 06:18 »

I don't give a damn if I'm necroposting, the undead is the point of this thread anyway.

I will kill anything in my path, undead or not, to get to this.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #697 on:** 25 Feb 2008, 06:48 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #698 on:** 25 Feb 2008, 10:28 »

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FIGHT ZOMBIES.

RedLion · « **Reply #699 on:** 25 Feb 2008, 19:04 »

Quote from: KimJongSick on 25 Feb 2008, 06:18

I don't give a damn if I'm necroposting, the undead is the point of this thread anyway.

I will kill anything in my path, undead or not, to get to this.

If I'm understanding that story correctly, then that vault it just filled with seeds--in the Arctic. How are you planning on actually growing any of that in that region?

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