Topic: Insult Thread (Read 30033 times)

Tom · « **Reply #150 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 21:06 »

Observation that this would be hilariously funny…

If it wasn’t also true.

LittleKey · « **Reply #151 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 00:25 »

hey! hey! everyone! you guys are kinda mean!

am i doing it right guys?

Jace · « **Reply #152 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 01:15 »

I have reviewed all of your previous posts in excruciating detail, I have sent a PI to follow you and then report back to me later, I have come to certain conclusions because of this. You have no life, all of your happiness is devoid of true feelings. You are unintelligent, unattractive, and frankly, you have no sense of humor. You do not know when to let things go, were I to meet you in real life, I would seriously consider ending your life because I think we both know that there is nothing you'll ever do that will amount to anything beyond cow manure. The best choice for you would be to go out and find a large sharp object, and stab yourself, hopefully you'll die from it and not end up in the hospital being nursed through a coma by your uninspiring family. You are a burden on them that should no longer be carried. Soon after your accident, they will drop you, and you'll fall into obscurity in the family history.

Gilead · « **Reply #153 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 01:24 »

You've become everything your parents secretly expected you to be.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #154 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 03:36 »

You'd fuck Keith Richards.

Spluff · « **Reply #155 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 03:55 »

Keith Richards wouldn't fuck you.

Patrick · « **Reply #156 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:23 »

5 minutes with you is as pleasant as watching Keith Richards and Courtney Love have a threesome with Amy Winehouse.

Bob Dylan is singing the theme tune, as written by Tom Jones.

Gilead · « **Reply #157 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 05:27 »

You only ever watch the first half of scarface because you claim the second half is 'too depressing'.

Christophe · « **Reply #158 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 07:59 »

You're such a pussy, you cried when Jack died in Titanic.

Boo hoo hoo, human fucking emotions!

Lines · « **Reply #159 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 08:11 »

Shut up, you cunt bucket.

Christophe · « **Reply #160 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 08:24 »

You first, twat socket.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #161 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 08:31 »

Fuck you bunch of dickshelves.

Patrick · « **Reply #162 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:06 »

Hey go kill yourselves, all of you, you assholes which are individually wrapped in cellophane

Gurkburk · « **Reply #163 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:28 »

You pee in bottles.

Patrick · « **Reply #164 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:42 »

Funny story about that

RedLion · « **Reply #165 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 10:47 »

You do not practice adequate hygiene.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #166 on:** 31 Jan 2009, 11:32 »

You are more queer than a three gay people having gay sex, you gay bastard

LittleKey · « **Reply #167 on:** 01 Feb 2009, 01:53 »

Quote from: Gurkburk on 31 Jan 2009, 10:28

You pee in bottles.

Quote from: Patrick on 31 Jan 2009, 10:42

Funny story about that

Patrick, with that kind of response, the last think i want to do is click that link. and oh, it's insult thread... umm... you suck!

hey guys am i getting better at this yet?

pharmmajor · « **Reply #168 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 12:54 »

You are the biggest douche in the universe.

You couldn't be more wrong if your name was W. Wrongy Wrongenstein. (okay, that was more of a retort, but still...)

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #169 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 15:18 »

You are the kind of person who thinks that calling someone "gay" or "queer" is an insult.

I know this thread is for being silly, but c'mon people.

pwhodges · « **Reply #170 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 15:44 »

You should all stop this now and go read your Shakespeare; then try again. He's got you all beaten hollow at this game.

SilentJ · « **Reply #171 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 19:04 »

Tune thy lute, thou dankish, pot-bellied fiend.

Jawshooah · « **Reply #172 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 19:07 »

You download thousands of 80s power metal hits.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #173 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 19:20 »

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Gilead · « **Reply #174 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 20:53 »

You're the kind of person who describes themselves as 'whacky' and 'random'.

MrBlu · « **Reply #175 on:** 02 Feb 2009, 21:38 »

Masterbainter · « **Reply #176 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 02:50 »

You read webcomics.

Christophe · « **Reply #177 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 05:47 »

You are the lead singer of Of Montreal.

There's nothing that can be done for you, just kill yourself.

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #178 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 05:52 »

Quote from: Masterbainter on 03 Feb 2009, 02:50

You read webcomics.

You post on an internet message board based around a webcomic, often using the medium to complain about artistic decisions make by the creator of said webcomic.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #179 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 05:59 »

Quote from: look out! Ninjas! on 03 Feb 2009, 05:52

Quote from: Masterbainter on 03 Feb 2009, 02:50
You read webcomics.
You post on an internet message board based around a webcomic, often using the medium to complain about artistic decisions make by the creator of said webcomic.

(ouch!)

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #180 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 07:29 »

It's getting pretty nasty now

Thaes · « **Reply #181 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 07:33 »

No one cares about you enough to insult you.

michaelicious · « **Reply #182 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 07:58 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 02 Feb 2009, 15:44

You should all stop this now and go read your Shakespeare; then try again. He's got you all beaten hollow at this game.

If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare's jokes I hope you won't be insulted if I say you're trying too hard.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #183 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 12:54 »

You're so stupid you can't even finish a coherant .... uh ... thingy

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #184 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 19:50 »

You are the product of the world's first rectal pregnancy.

You are a ten-thumbed tone-deaf talentless noise polluter.

You are a slimy, despicable, rat-hearted, green-discharge of a worthless waste of shit in skin.

The only culture you have is Chlamydia.

I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.

You consistently baffle the people at the STD clinic.

Your nickname is "vaginal echo."

You use odor-eaters for maxipads.

And you're a guy.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #185 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 19:58 »

Quote from: Mr. Skawronska on 03 Feb 2009, 19:50

I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.

And you're a guy.

my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #186 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 20:08 »

I still didn't come in you.

S

Dazed · « **Reply #187 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 20:38 »

Quote

my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!

Having gay sex is an insult.

Gilead · « **Reply #188 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 20:46 »

Quote from: Masterbainter on 03 Feb 2009, 19:58

Quote from: Mr. Skawronska on 03 Feb 2009, 19:50

I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.

And you're a guy.
my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!

You think that a guy fucking you in the ass and spitting on you is insulting to him.

Kevin Barnes · « **Reply #189 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 20:48 »

Quote from: Christophe on 03 Feb 2009, 05:47

You are the lead singer of Of Montreal.

Hey hold still while I put my balls on your face.

phooey · « **Reply #190 on:** 03 Feb 2009, 20:59 »

Quote from: Dazed on 03 Feb 2009, 20:38

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my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!

Having gay sex is an insult.

To be fair, having any kind of sex with Mr. Bainter is likely an insult, especially if you're pitching, not catching

I mean what the fuck would you have to be thinking to go and do sump'n like that

Masterbainter · « **Reply #191 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 00:43 »

Quote from: phooey on 03 Feb 2009, 20:59

Quote from: Dazed on 03 Feb 2009, 20:38
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my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!

Having gay sex is an insult.

To be fair, having any kind of sex with Mr. Bainter is likely an insult, especially if you're pitching, not catching

I mean what the fuck would you have to be thinking to go and do sump'n like that

Wait... So it's less insulting to be catching from me? Haha.. That explains why girls never wear strap-ons with me. also.. Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!

phooey · « **Reply #192 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 05:38 »

I love pickles

Jace · « **Reply #193 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 07:17 »

because they are like sour penises

Gurkburk · « **Reply #194 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 11:43 »

Man, you guys can ruin any thread.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #195 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 12:02 »

Quote from: Masterbainter on 04 Feb 2009, 00:43

Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!

If you're going to keep up with the LGBT bashing, could you at least use "you're," rather than "your?" Some punctuation might be nice as well.

I don't want to get too DISCUSSy, but this stuff makes me ill.

The extra letter · « **Reply #196 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 12:06 »

I bet you've been banned from more than one library for doing inappropriate things to yourself in the dictionary section.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #197 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 12:12 »

I'm rubber you're glue....

Ã¶de · « **Reply #198 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 12:21 »

'Correct' spelling and grammar is nice and all, but are you sure you want to be a gigantic tosser about it? It's like putting a neon sign the size of mount Everest that says "WANKER" over your house.

phooey · « **Reply #199 on:** 04 Feb 2009, 12:54 »

Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 04 Feb 2009, 12:02

Quote from: Masterbainter on 04 Feb 2009, 00:43
Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!
could you at least use "you're," rather than "your?"

I was more concerned with the fact that he switched tenses. And I love pickles.

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