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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2100 on: 06 Nov 2009, 04:14 »

I think I'm in love, his seedy expression makes me weak in my pants....
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2101 on: 06 Nov 2009, 09:03 »



(the vest is another requirement)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2102 on: 06 Nov 2009, 11:15 »

(also being Wolverine)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2103 on: 06 Nov 2009, 11:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2104 on: 06 Nov 2009, 11:47 »

She'd probably have better fighting skills if she was an Eringer.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2105 on: 06 Nov 2009, 14:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2106 on: 06 Nov 2009, 16:22 »

I love that you can tango to nirvana
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2107 on: 06 Nov 2009, 16:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2108 on: 06 Nov 2009, 17:06 »

Foiled again, TedddyFez!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2109 on: 06 Nov 2009, 18:08 »



whaaaaaat
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2110 on: 06 Nov 2009, 18:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2111 on: 07 Nov 2009, 07:30 »

http://bash.org/?top

#207373 +(18345)- [X]
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
-->   Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<--   Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


also


http://bash.org/?111338
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2112 on: 07 Nov 2009, 08:31 »

Many forumites would appreciate this one:
http://bash.org/?262417

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2113 on: 07 Nov 2009, 12:00 »

The nazi furrie... Damn, I'm speechless.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2114 on: 07 Nov 2009, 12:29 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2115 on: 07 Nov 2009, 12:44 »

And you though Furry Juggalos were bad
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2116 on: 07 Nov 2009, 14:11 »

Honestly? I think the idea of a Furry Juggalo bothers me worse. At least the Nazis had some fashion sense and a flair for the dramatic, even if they did swipe a lot of their shtick from Rome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2117 on: 07 Nov 2009, 15:30 »

I agree with Alex, Furry Juggalo are far worse. I really like the nazi uniforms.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2118 on: 07 Nov 2009, 16:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2119 on: 07 Nov 2009, 17:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2120 on: 07 Nov 2009, 19:46 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2122 on: 07 Nov 2009, 21:42 »

I am a Punctual Rabbit that likes to Slap Hulahoops.

even better:

I am a Mushy Dancer that likes to Mislead Canada.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2123 on: 07 Nov 2009, 21:47 »

I am a Striped Publisher who likes to Shrink Sheep. That's pretty badass.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2125 on: 07 Nov 2009, 22:23 »

« Last Edit: 07 Nov 2009, 23:16 by Zombiedude »
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2126 on: 08 Nov 2009, 01:18 »

I am a sexy starfish who likes to shrink birds.


... I can live with that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2127 on: 08 Nov 2009, 05:22 »

I forgot what the second part said, but the first part said I am a boob-sucking pawslut. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2128 on: 08 Nov 2009, 05:30 »

I am a nutritious dollar bill who likes to breed hawks  :-D
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2129 on: 08 Nov 2009, 05:56 »

I am a magnificant beach who likes to upset dragons.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2130 on: 08 Nov 2009, 06:07 »

I am a caged dragon who likes to fuck dinosaurs.

Why must it almost make sense?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2131 on: 08 Nov 2009, 06:08 »

Because, it's your true identity. Embrace it, Liz, Embrace it! Go fuck those dinosaurs like you've never fucked them before!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2132 on: 08 Nov 2009, 06:09 »

nooooooooooooo
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2133 on: 08 Nov 2009, 07:18 »

It says I'm a malignant viking prince who likes to burn orcas.

That is so metal.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2134 on: 08 Nov 2009, 07:49 »

I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches.

I am a rainy Mac computer who likes to forsake gorillas.


What kind of person am I, who would forsake gorillas? Poor gorillas!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2135 on: 08 Nov 2009, 07:51 »

OK, now I'm a monstrous demon who likes to end the life of vaginas.

Awesome
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2136 on: 08 Nov 2009, 07:56 »

Alex, you lost the metal contest
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2137 on: 08 Nov 2009, 08:06 »

Loser Spongebob

Holy Shit! I think that picture was taken at my old University.

Maybe.

I hope so, or else this post has served no other purpose than to make me look like a stupid twat.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2138 on: 08 Nov 2009, 09:06 »

I am a wonderful bicycle who likes to knit dildos.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2139 on: 08 Nov 2009, 09:21 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2140 on: 08 Nov 2009, 09:33 »

I am a watery bandit who likes to infect penises.

This is so true you have no idea.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2142 on: 08 Nov 2009, 10:14 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2143 on: 08 Nov 2009, 10:25 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2144 on: 08 Nov 2009, 10:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2145 on: 08 Nov 2009, 11:52 »

I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches.
I'm a testy slut who likes to upset hedgehogs.

Edit: I also like to upset capybaras.

« Last Edit: 08 Nov 2009, 11:57 by Dliessmgg »
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2146 on: 08 Nov 2009, 11:53 »

I am a prickly chick magnet who likes to shit on coke junkies.

That's bizarrely accurate.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2147 on: 08 Nov 2009, 11:54 »

I am a fucking hot sexybitch who likes to end the life of heterosexuals.

fuck yes.

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This sounds more like a pokedex quote there, jhocking.

"Jhocking, ancient type pokemon..."
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2148 on: 08 Nov 2009, 11:59 »

BELATED PAGEBREAK CAPYBARA



WITH BABIES

EDIT;
I am a fat man who likes to slap crotches.
I'm a testy slut who likes to upset hedgehogs.

Edit: I also like to upset capybaras.

(HEDGEHOG PICTURE)

FUCK YOU
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