Dear G. Monkey,
I am drinking. Here is my post about it.
We are not going to a party tonight, because The Boy is sick, but we are drinking anyway. I had to go out and get more rum because we finished it all last Saturday during the Superbowl Baking Extravaganza. I had to complete my baking in the morning because I was out of eggs, and let me tell you, the grocery store at noon on Superbowl Sunday is no place for a hangover. Tonight I am trying to knit a new and complex lace border taken from a shawl pattern, with an eye towards including it on a sweater. We'll see how that goes.
Sincerely,
Bain
p.s. How's that for quick service?