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Fiddler:
If you havent watched Avatar, it can be hilarious:

Aang: "Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!"

Sokka: [hunting a cute baby animal] You're awfully cute. But unfortunetly for you, your made of meat.

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
[runs around]
Sokka: Nothing's quenchier!
[while doing 'the worm']
Sokka: It's the quenchiest!



Cartilage Head:
 "They need to create a new, all purpose medication, and call it.. FUCKITOL. 'I don't feel anything, I don't want to do anything, Fuckitol.' " Robin Williams.

 "The only way that marijuana is a perfromance enhancing drug is if there's a big fuckin' Hershey Bar at the end of the run." Robin Williams.

 "Michael Ian Black: I'm gonna PIG out." (Making dumb animal puns.)
 "David Wain:Well, can you be a DEER and help me out with this?"
 "Michael Showalter: Hey, have you guys ever touched a dog's balls?"
 (Silence)
 "Michael Showalter: I.. I thought we were talking about animals." - Stella.

Gridgm:
well technically this is off a radio serial (the goons) but...

There should be a law against trains blowing off steam while people are wear kilts!

arcturus:
fifth element:
Korben Dallas: Good thing for me it's not loaded.
Mugger: [giggles] What do you mean it's not loaded?
Korben Dallas: You have to... push that yellow button to load it.
Mugger: [pauses, then laughs hesitantly]
Korben Dallas: Take your time.

Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Mr. Kim: You are fired. Oh.
Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.

bbillrich:
Futurama: [Al Gore is playing Dungeons & Dragons]
Al Gore: I'm a 10th level Vice President.



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