Oh deer blood. I would love you forever and ever. I understand that you are a trendy drink now, but I like you all by yourself. You are the toughest of drinks! When I turned 16, what did my dad and my uncle force me to take a shot of since I was "pretty much an adult"? YOU! When I was out snowmobiling, what was there to warm me up? YOU! When hunting, and I am forced to walk the sloughs and shelterbelts, who was it that I turned to to when I said fine, but I need a shot first? YOU! Oh jag, you have always been there for me, and if you were a man, you would be the manliest man, all killin' bears and shit with a red flannel jacket and a beard with a smile on your face the whole time.