Topic: The Kenny (Read 125117 times)

Christophe · « **Reply #450 on:** 06 Dec 2008, 20:17 »

Bumping the Kenny to make up for the fact that I keeled it.

New Kenny: Killing the Kenny

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #451 on:** 06 Dec 2008, 20:28 »

Just Better:

Just Worse:

The Kenny: Box Jellyfish

clockworkjames · « **Reply #452 on:** 06 Dec 2008, 23:55 »

Just Better: Seaweed wrapping around your leg
Just Worse: Portuguese man'o'war

The Kenny: Mike Ness

Ã¶de · « **Reply #453 on:** 07 Dec 2008, 07:02 »

Just better: Bike Dress
Just worse: Nike Mess

The Kenny: Tight Chess

Ballard · « **Reply #454 on:** 07 Dec 2008, 12:34 »

Just Better: Tight Chest
Just Worse: Loose Checkers

The Kenny - someone cheating on their boyfriend with you (in an attempt to make this thread at least entertaining again)

DonInKansas · « **Reply #455 on:** 08 Dec 2008, 18:53 »

Just better: Someone and her hot friend cheating on her boyfriend with me.
Just Worse: Someone cheating on her boyfriend with me and her leaving before I finish.

The Kenny: Fart jokes.

Liz · « **Reply #456 on:** 10 Dec 2008, 08:22 »

Just Better: Okkervil River
Just Worse: People being silly and not wanting to do interviews with you.

The Kenny: History teachers!

(Jens, c wut i did thar?)

Jace · « **Reply #457 on:** 10 Dec 2008, 08:38 »

Just Better: That one history teacher who was SUPER into teaching about it.
Just Worse: That one kid who was way too into learning about guns

The Kenny: Talking about urinating.

Ballard · « **Reply #458 on:** 10 Dec 2008, 08:53 »

Just Better: The golden rule that one does not chat up another while you are both urinating
Just Worse: Talking while shitting (I once had a conversation with another dude about indie rock while we were both on the pot in adjacent stalls)

The Kenny - Kenny G

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #459 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 07:24 »

Just better - Chris Botti
Just worse - nothing

The Kenny - The jazz musics

valley_parade · « **Reply #460 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 07:33 »

Just Better: The punx
Just Worse: The country musics

The Kenny: take-home final exams

Christophe · « **Reply #461 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 07:38 »

Just Better: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA
Just Worse: Your course grade being determined by how well you sexed up the TA, and getting an F-

The Kenny: Pot Pies

Ballard · « **Reply #462 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 09:26 »

Just Better: The kind of Pot Pies that aren't legal in the United States
Just Worse: Tuna noodle casserole

The Kenny - meebo

clockworkjames · « **Reply #463 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 11:52 »

Just Better: irc
Just Worse: Gabbly (Apparantly)

The Kenny - Coke

valley_parade · « **Reply #464 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 11:57 »

Just Better - Heroin
Just Worse - Yankees pitcher Phil Coke

The Kenny: ice storms

rynne · « **Reply #465 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 12:05 »

Just better: No school on account of icy roads.
Just worse: No electricity on account of icy trees falling on the power lines.

The Kenny: Your favorite band released a new single and it's sub-par.

Ballard · « **Reply #466 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 12:46 »

Just Better: Complete just released a new single and it's ~~sub-par~~ fucking incredible.
Just Worse: Aerosmith just released a new single

The Kenny - Hum

KvP · « **Reply #467 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 12:48 »

Just better - Whirr
Just worse - Rattle

The Kenny - ILLUSIONS

Ballard · « **Reply #468 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 12:50 »

The band, man. Not the ambient noise.

DO IT OVER.

KvP · « **Reply #469 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 13:03 »

NOOOOOOOOO

Christophe · « **Reply #470 on:** 11 Dec 2008, 22:59 »

Taking off from Hum...

Just better: Poster Children? I dunno, Hum is great.
Just worse: Weezer

The Kenny: Your mom, on Facebook.

clockworkjames · « **Reply #471 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 01:26 »

Just better: Your mum in the kitchen(making me a sammich OFC)
Just worse: Your mum in pr0n

The Kenny: pocky

Ballard · « **Reply #472 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 11:43 »

Just Better: Tim Tams
Just Worse: not much (Pocky is really overrated guys)

The Kenny - your children on Facebook

Christophe · « **Reply #473 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 11:56 »

Just Better: Your children in college
Just Worse: Your children on Friendster
Even Worse: Your children on Geocities

The Kenny: Plumber's Crack

Jace · « **Reply #474 on:** 12 Dec 2008, 12:01 »

Just Better: Dealer's crack
Just Worse: Tramp Stamps

The Kenny: Doctor Who

clockworkjames · « **Reply #475 on:** 13 Dec 2008, 08:13 »

Just better: Dr. Greg House
Just worse: Torchwood

The Kenny: Red stripe (Hooray beer!)

Reed · « **Reply #476 on:** 13 Dec 2008, 17:45 »

Just better: Otter Creek
Just worse: Colt 45

The Kenny: hobo fights

KvP · « **Reply #477 on:** 13 Dec 2008, 17:59 »

Just better: Bum reconciliations
Just worse: Busker scuffles

The Kenny: ILLUSIONS

allison · « **Reply #478 on:** 13 Dec 2008, 18:07 »

Just better: Hoaxes
Just worse: Tricks

The Kenny: Late-night dates

Ballard · « **Reply #479 on:** 13 Dec 2008, 21:04 »

Just Better: Awkward mornings-after
Just Worse: Lunch dates

The Kenny - hobo hooch

valley_parade · « **Reply #480 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 07:27 »

Just Better: Coors Light
Just Worse: No..wait. Coors Light.

The Kenny: Getting your face kicked in

clockworkjames · « **Reply #481 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 08:19 »

Just Better: Kicking a baby
Just Worse: getting kicked in the groin

The Kenny: Abortion

Melodic · « **Reply #482 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 14:40 »

Just Better: Same-sex marriage.
Just Worse: Angels & Demons

The Kenny: Nipple rings.

Tyler · « **Reply #483 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 14:56 »

Just better: Onion Rings
Just worse: Ring of Death

The Kenny: Ring around the Rosie

Ballard · « **Reply #484 on:** 14 Dec 2008, 21:53 »

Tyler, you have some pretty strange priorities.

Just Better: Rosie cheeks
Just Worse: The Ring (American remake version)

The Kenny - Honest Dski's

valley_parade · « **Reply #485 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 07:41 »

Just Better: independent record stores
Just Worse: Amazon.com

the Kenny: falling out of your bed whilst sleeping

clockworkjames · « **Reply #486 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 09:52 »

Just Better: falling into bed when tired
Just Worse: falling out of your bed whilst having a seizure

the Kenny: Setting yourself on fire

valley_parade · « **Reply #487 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 10:10 »

Just Worse: Darryl
Just Better: The Difference Between Me & You Is That I'm Not On Fire

The Kenny: lame excuses

clockworkjames · « **Reply #488 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 10:25 »

Just Better: Valid reasons
Just Worse: Irrifutable excuses

The Kenny: Old shoes

pen · « **Reply #489 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 10:26 »

Just Better: New shoes!
Just Worse: Melted shoes

The Kenny: scotch tape

Reed · « **Reply #490 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 10:50 »

Just Better: Duct Tape
Just Worse: Those damn Scotts

The Kenny: Dante's Inferno

Ballard · « **Reply #491 on:** 17 Dec 2008, 13:38 »

Just Better: The World/Inferno Friendship Society
Just Worse: HIM (His Infernal Majesty)

The Kenny - Mars, the Bringer of War

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #492 on:** 20 Dec 2008, 09:53 »

Just Better: Tyr, the god of single combat and heroic glory in Norse mythology
Just Worse: Murugan, the god of war in Tamil Hinduism

The Kenny - puppies

Jace · « **Reply #493 on:** 21 Dec 2008, 04:19 »

Just Better: HUNDREDS OF PUPPIES, FALLING ASLEEP, D'AWWWWWWWW
Just Worse: Rats

The Kenny: Uruk-Hai

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #494 on:** 21 Dec 2008, 05:40 »

Just Better: Space Orks
Just Worse: Sobering up...

The Kenny: Cricket

DonInKansas · « **Reply #495 on:** 21 Dec 2008, 10:19 »

Just Better: Grasshopper
Just worse: Locust

The Kenny: Gheri Curls

Dazed · « **Reply #496 on:** 21 Dec 2008, 15:13 »

Just Better: The 'Fro
Just Worse: The Mullet

The Kenny: Fuzzy Slippers

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #497 on:** 21 Dec 2008, 23:35 »

Just Better: Fuzzy Lingerie
Just Worse: Uggs

The Kenny: People who have to pay cashiers the exact amount they are charged.

DonInKansas · « **Reply #498 on:** 22 Dec 2008, 15:07 »

Just better: People who pay more than they are charged.
Just worse: People who pay exactly what they are charged........in pennies.

The Kenny: Getting sprayed by a skunk.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #499 on:** 22 Dec 2008, 16:08 »

Just Better: Getting sprayed with spunk
Just Worse: Spaying a skunk

The Kenny: Self-help books

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