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Barmymoo:
This was one of our favourite things to do in school! The language teachers had posters up with this kind of thing on it, to put us off using it for our homework.
Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
English > Persian> English
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
Age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was believed era, the promise and disbelief was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, in the was the winter of despair, we all had before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we go directly to other ways - in the short term that so far as The present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its has received, for good or ill, the higher the degree of comparison only.
Considering that Persian is only in Alpha, that isn't half bad.
A section from A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
English > Hindi > English
One humid summer night I went to this one party, at this guy Andrew Wagner's place. He lived in an old wooden house, across the highway, kind of remote, and he used to have these massive parties, the outdoor sort that were hard to have in Lake Forest, with so many alert and vigilant police officers at work.
A humid summer night for a party, this guy went to Andrew Wagner's house. He's an old wooden house, across the highway, like a live remote, and that these large-scale is used for parties, outdoor lake was like a forest that is in trouble, so alert and vigilant in the work of police officers with.
JD:
"Out of sight, out of mind"="Exorbitant, the heart"
Zingoleb:
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end, letters I've written, never meaning to send, beauty I've always missed, with these eyes before, just what the truth is, I can't say anymore, 'cause I love you, oh, how I love you
to Japanese:
白いサテンの夜に、文字、意味を書いて送信することはなかったが、前に、これらの目は、見逃してきた私はいつもの美しさは、何が真実ですが、私はもう言うことはできない、 '私の大好きな原因は、最後に到達しないあなたは、ああ、どのようにあなたを愛し
back to English:
On the night of white satin, the characters, to send in a sense, but before, the first of these, I have always missed the beauty is truth and what I can say now is not, 'cause I love, you do not get to the last, oh, love you and how
Zingoleb:
Stairway to Heaven:
All the glitters is gold in the women, she's buying a stairway to heaven
If you have all the shops she and her words come close to what you can get to her, she knows
Oh, Oh, she's buying a stairway to heaven
Also, the sign on the wall, she wanted to be sure, 'a word that you know the cause of the two
A creek, a tree, who singing diva in all of our thoughts and sometimes misgiven
Gee, I wonder. Gee, I wonder.
I also get the feeling that the West appears to have cried to leave me with the spirit of
In my mind, the trees I have seen rings of smoke and the voices of the stand looking for
Gee, I wonder. Yeah, I really wonder.
After all if we, immediately call the tune on the grounds that it would blow a whistle, whisper
People who stand long, the dawn of a new day, the laughter echoes Forest
Does anyone remember laughter?
ODOUDOUDOUDOUDOUDOUDOUDOUDOUDOU.
If the noise of the hedge line now, but spring, need to worry for the queen of clean is not
Yes, you can go in two routes, in the long run, when to change the road you still in the
I wonder! Oh, is it?
The head is humming, but it does not, if you do not know, the piper calls the participation of his
Love women, I know that you can listen to the wind blowing, the wind whispering in your steps
Wind down the road in the future
Tall shadows of our souls from our
Walk the woman know all of us
White light is shining and we want to?
Get all the gold?
If you listen very hard
The last song
R-1 and all three are all
Rock and roll is not to
She is also a stairway to heaven.
Zingoleb:
Okay, last one for now, promise. Another English to Japanese to English...I am the Walrus.
I think the translator had a stroke halfway through.
He said that he is, I have designed are all together
Like pigs from a gun see how Please, please go to see how the execution
I'm crying.
Cereals, sat waiting for my fans
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
The man, the boy has to stretch his face prank
I am the egg man
They are the egg man
I'm am SEIUCHIGUGU G'JOOB
City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row Mr.
Lucy in the sky to see how to please, please run to see how the flies
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
Yellow matter custard, dripping from the eyes of a dead dog
Crabs, fish locker wife, pornographic priestess
The boy has been naughty girl pull down the shorts of his
I am the egg man
They are the egg man
I'm am SEIUCHIGUGU G'JOOB
Ha
The English garden, and sat waiting for the sun
If the sun is, if English is standing in the rain, which is not tan
I am the egg man
They are the egg man
I, Odobenus rosmarus G'JOOB GUGUGUGU G'JOOB am
Smokers, experts in the Joker joke textpert Ho, Ho, Ho Hee hee hee Ha ha ha ha laugh and I do not think
As a pig in a sty see how to please, and please see how to smile snied
I'm crying
Climb the tower SEMORINAPIRUCHADOEFFERU
Penguin Primary School, Hare Krishna song
Man, you must have POEDOGAAREN kick them
I am the egg man
They are the egg man
I, Odobenus rosmarus G'JOOB GUGUGUGUGUGU G'JOOB am G'JOOB
One of the people, one for everyone
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