SO I have a new question but want to comment on the glasses thing. I can't stand glasses that sit on someone's cheeks. I hate wearing them myself, and I think they look silly. I don't need glasses for seeing, myself, so I can only speak from the experience of wearing sunglasses.. but wouldn't that get annoying? Also I kind of hate the "new" thing where people wear glasses without lenses just to look cool.
So anyway, I need a purse. I've been going to a bajillion weddings lately and it seems that I do not have an appropriate purse for the occasion. I dislike brand name stuff in general, and don't want to spend a lot of money. I'd love to be able to just use my every day purse:
http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.99248475.jpgbut it's big, and kind of loud for the fancier weddings. It needs to have a shoulder strap for fatties (thick strap, longer than the basic shoulder length cause of um.. muscly arms), because I hate clutches. And it needs to fit in with the fancy outfits without being like, leather or silk or something.
Any ideas, oh fashionable peoples?