Topic: Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread. - A (Read 309600 times)

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #4350 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 12:55 »

Damn my curiosity, but:

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This makes it possibleto become an orgasmus with the chastitybelt closed, in a way you`ve never intensity.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4351 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 12:56 »

What is terrifying is the combination of other objects in that picture.

Orbert · « **Reply #4352 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 14:01 »

Yeah, the forceps and the little tray the doctor tosses the extracted shrapnel into... wtf?

ackblom12 · « **Reply #4353 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 14:19 »

Oh Medical Play, the reactions you get.

Lines · « **Reply #4354 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 15:37 »

Well, at least your metal underpants with handcuffs comes with a poop/dick hole.

Jace · « **Reply #4355 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 15:51 »

Things aren't going to come out of that hole in the back.

Verergoca · « **Reply #4356 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 16:25 »

I do hope they use stainless steel for those. Imagine the rust!

calenlass · « **Reply #4357 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 16:30 »

Tee hee chastity belts.

Edit: I was going to post a pagebreak capybara, but there don't seem to be any extant images of capybara in chastity belts.

nobo · « **Reply #4358 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 19:06 »

Quote from: redglasscurls on 15 Jul 2010, 05:14

rugged wearhouse

As a dude packing some manass I can attest that this store has all your plaid short needs.

Emaline have you considered some plaid, board or basketball shorts? Very comfy.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #4359 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 19:46 »

So I dropped a hair over a grand today buying two suits for job interviews next week.

Typically, I go to Macy's and can find suits that fit pretty good right off the rack. I've dropped a lot of weight recently though and everything I own is either too big, or is old, and until I lose at least a few more pounds, too small.

I really want to get a new job, so I don't want to look anything less than stellar and professional. so today I went to a suit place and had the lady measure me and pick things out for me and make recommendations and all that... They're getting altered now and I think that they're going to look great, but I'm really struggling on an average price of $250 each for two pairs of pants and two jackets. I can't decide if this was a good idea or not.

So fashion advice thread, can the average HR weenie really tell the difference between a two hundred dollar suit, a six hundred dollar suit, a thousand dollar suit, or more? (Because seriously, I don't think that I can).

David_Dovey · « **Reply #4360 on:** 15 Jul 2010, 20:57 »

I wouldn't say it's as simple as being able to look at a suit and guess it's price point. But the thing about getting a suit which is tailored (or even better, built from scratch) to conform to your measurements, is that it gives across an impression that a lot of the time doesn't even operate at a conscious level. People whose clothes fit them very well have better posture and just generally look more put-together than someone in an otherwise comparable bu non-tailored outfit. This is especially important for interviews because like it or not, an interviewer is probably going to make a great deal of their mind up about you based on the first few seconds of seeing and talking to you, so looking confident and capable is paramount.

Plus I don't know about anyone else, but not only do I look more confident, but I actually feel more confident if I look well put-together and that my clothing is complimenting me and the situation I'm in. Dressing for the situation will help get your head in the game.

Ballard · « **Reply #4361 on:** 16 Jul 2010, 01:14 »

I couldn't have said it any better than ~~AoM~~ Dovey.

For these reasons and more, buying a tailored suit should be thought of as an investment and not an irritating part of career development.

abadname · « **Reply #4362 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 01:02 »

I met the AoM guy once. He lives in the same town as me.

Also I want a tailor suit.

Dollface · « **Reply #4363 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 11:14 »

Want!!

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4364 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 19:55 »

This might not be real fashion, but I need your help, forum. I recently got my driver's license and a vehicle to drive. The problem is, I wear tight pants. I don't want to have a big bulky keychain in my back pocket, and it has to be back pocket because my other pockets already have jobs. I also don't want to do the clip on to belt loop thing.
The most keys I might have is 4, maybe. Is there any kind of device that would let me keep some keys in my pocket but keep them relatively flat?

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #4365 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 20:04 »

It's called a key wallet

Patrick · « **Reply #4366 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 20:13 »

What's wrong with keys clipped to the belt loop? I'm considering clipping all my various keys to my belt just for the lulz. Only drawback I can think of is a jingly noise whenever you are not seated.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4367 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 20:55 »

Quote from: Patrick on 17 Jul 2010, 20:13

Only drawback I can think of is a jingly noise whenever you are not seated.

This. I cannot stand that noise and I have no idea why.

But I will google this key wallet thing.

Lines · « **Reply #4368 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 21:02 »

Really, if you have just 4 keys and keep them on one ring with nothing else, it shouldn't be too bulky. I have 4 keys, a keychain, and a keylight and it doesn't make that big of a bulge, but it's mostly due to the light. If you want something seamless, do the wallet thing.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4369 on:** 17 Jul 2010, 21:05 »

I could actually just keep them in my wallet because I have so many empty card slots.
Problem solved.

pwhodges · « **Reply #4370 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 00:25 »

My keys lie reasonably flat because they are not on a rigid ring but on a wire device. It was a handout from a company, so I've no idea how to get one. Otherwise, some people use string; or a bigger ring may let the keys lie with less interference.

Edit: This is the thing (mine has a Red Hat Linux logo on).

Ballard · « **Reply #4371 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 00:35 »

Keeping your keys in your wallet is a bad idea. My friend does that and he's always losing them.

I keep my keys on a carabiner (I guess that's what you're referring to as a clip) on the belt loop slightly behind my right hip and then tuck them into my back pocket, nestled between my wallet and the right edge of the pocket, so that they don't jingle. I find that because the wallet is slightly thicker than the keys, they don't dig into my ass uncomfortably.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4372 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 00:43 »

I keep mine on a carabiner as well, tucked into my front right pocket. It wouldn't be so bulky if I didn't have an oversized Lego-man torch on there as well. Handy, and getting used to having them there means I always pat my pocket, and if they're not there I make sure to go and get them. I also take the rings that my car keys and work keys are on, off when I'm going out, so I just have my housekeys just in case.

Yeah! Key carabiners!

Dollface · « **Reply #4373 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 01:21 »

I use one of there things to hold my keys.

Ballard · « **Reply #4374 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 01:35 »

Jussi, I like the idea of those boots but the soles are kind of ugly.

If you're going hiking or doing manual labor outdoors, the soles are perfect but the boots are too fancy.

If you're wearing them for fashion, the boots are cool but the soles are lame.

Try these similar ones instead.

negative creep · « **Reply #4375 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 07:27 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 Jul 2010, 00:35

Keeping your keys in your wallet is a bad idea. My friend does that and he's always losing them.

I've been keeping my keys in my wallet for years and I haven't lost a single one, ever.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4376 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 09:10 »

Yeah, I don't see how you could lose them unless you lost your wallet. And plus, you'd never leave your license at home.

Lines · « **Reply #4377 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 10:57 »

Just thought of something. The problem with putting your keys in your wallet is if it gets stolen, you are fucked. Not only do the people know where you live now, they also can get in your house. Which means the lovely task of getting your locks changed.

beat mouse · « **Reply #4378 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 11:02 »

The only real point I can think of is that if your pants are so tight that it impedes your capacity to drive or get into locked doors, then you really just need looser pants, because that is ridiculous.

scarred · « **Reply #4379 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 11:30 »

super skinny is the only jean for me

De_El · « **Reply #4380 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 12:26 »

Yeah, It is not always easy for me to retrieve things from my front pockets because my pants are pretty tight in the thighs. It was awful when I cut my finger on some broken porcelain and the bandaid kept slipping off when I used that hand to get out my keys or phone. Buuuut I deal with it? I'm not complaining, really. I do this to myself.

Alex C · « **Reply #4381 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 12:57 »

I'll never understand the super skinny jeans thing. I just go with 514's that fit well as opposed to these no pockets shenanigans.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4382 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 15:13 »

What do you do with your keys when you're wearing a dress or skirt, Lunchy? I'm assuming you have a bag, but I am often having to go back for my keys (not so much at the moment as my landlady is very big on locking things, so I have to have them in order to actually get out of the house in the first place).

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4383 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 16:05 »

I very very very very rarely wear dresses or skirts. Jeans are my uniform!
But when I do wear skirts, I put my keys in my handbag. My handbag is awesome, it is all vintage 50's navy leather.

I only really carry it to work and on weekends though, it is annoying lugging around a bag when you are out.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4384 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 16:40 »

Quote from: Sam on 18 Jul 2010, 10:18

Quote from: J-cob9000 on 17 Jul 2010, 19:55
This might not be real fashion, but I need your help, forum. I recently got my driver's license and a vehicle to drive. The problem is, I wear tight pants.

quoting so i can see this forever

aight seriously though? if you are having trouble putting 4 keys in your pants then you are having trouble with some other stuff because it's 4 fucking keys those take up like 0 space dude come on

I wear 510s which are super skinny. It's not that I have a problem fitting the keys in my pocket, it's just sitting on them that I don't want to do.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4385 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 17:00 »

I wear super skinny pants and occasionally put spare work keys in my back pocket. It's not uncomfortable to sit on them at all, but it does leave a little bump on your nice rump silhouette.

Lines · « **Reply #4386 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 18:34 »

Unless you have a super bony bum, sitting on keys isn't that bad. I sit on mine sometimes. Also, what are you keeping in both of your front pockets that there is absolutely no room for some keys? Guys have deeper pockets than girls, so I'm just curious.

Also, solution to keys + skirt/dress = skirt/dress with POCKETS. Skirts and dresses with pockets are the best things.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4387 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 18:40 »

I keep my phone and a pencil and pen in my front right pocket and then my iPod and a pair of earbuds in my left. And that is all that can fit in these pockets. I might just get some string or a bigger ring.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #4388 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 20:31 »

Quote from: J-cob9000 on 18 Jul 2010, 09:10

Yeah, I don't see how you could lose them unless you lost your wallet.

I keep a guitar pick in my wallet, and I lose it sometimes. It just slips right out and I don't notice until I need it or I see it lying wherever it is.

I have had pants where I couldn't comfortably fit everything (wallet, phone, mp3 player, earbuds, keys, occasional bandana) in my pockets, but I retired them before long, once my thighs got big enough that I couldn't comfortably wear them with some of my underwear. But I'm pretty sure the forums knows my opinion on super-skinny jeans.

How do you not snap the pencil in your pocket? Is it a really short one, like they have at libraries, or do your pockets just ride low enough that the pockets don't have any flexing force exerted on them?

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4389 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 21:12 »

I guess they ride low enough. I've just never had a problem with it breaking.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #4390 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 00:07 »

This is way too much complication for a few keys. I'm just sticking with back pocket on a string.

Also, Sam: what a great sig quote. i'm honored.

Eris · « **Reply #4391 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 00:14 »

How is putting a few keys in a small pocket too complicated?

Verergoca · « **Reply #4392 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 01:23 »

Hmmm, i must be doing something wrong... If its friday, at work, and i have the emergency pagerr with me, i lug around:

- My personal mobile
- My work mobile
- The work-call-us-if-the-shit-hits-the-fan mobile
- The emergency pager thingy for when shit hits the fan out of office hours and/or it hits the fan really hard
- Keys on a ring (now reduced to just 2 thankfully), with a tag and beeropener
- Wallet
- Carkeys

How do you people manage to live with so little stuff in your pockets?!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4393 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 02:18 »

I don't keep things in my pockets except tissues (don't you people ever need tissues? I guess I live in a country that is either full of cold or full of pollen but still!) but my bag currently contains:

Four sets of keys
Bike lights
Purse
Rail card
Coach card
Pen
Assorted receipts
Sandpaper in carrier bag
Assorted loose sheets of paper
Pad of paper
Hairbrush
Leatherman multitool

And often it also has my calendar in it, and sometimes my Bible, and usually a bottle of water. Even the biggest and best of pockets would not take all of these things!

beat mouse · « **Reply #4394 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 02:54 »

I often have my knapsack with me (as I work 24/7/365) so I suppose for a guy I usually have more things than most on me.

- Work clothes
- gym shorts / hoodie, variable extra civvy clothing
- bike u-lock
- spray deodorant
- stick deodorant
- headphones / ipod
- keys
- gum (no more cigarettes!)
- wallet
- book
- varying allergy medicine / advil

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4395 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 03:00 »

May, re: noseblowing, I carry a hankie! I am bad at tissues, I always leave them in my pockets in the wash.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #4396 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 03:07 »

Verergoca, I think most of us probably don't have to carry anything for work. I do, but that is only when I'm at work, and in that case it means I'm carrying around a big tool bag or at least have a few screwdrivers stuffed into unoccupied pockets.

The bandana I have is for emergency nose-blowing, if I can't get to kleenex or paper towels or anything. I prefer not to use it, though, since that is also the cloth I use to clean my glasses, and it doesn't really work when the bandana is full of snot.

Liz · « **Reply #4397 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 06:05 »

I'm not sure I want to play the "what's in my bag" game. I always carry a purse and it is always full of junk that I think I need on a daily basis.

Eh, what the hell. Behold!

Cell phone
Planner
Wallet
Sunglasses
Little pouch with the following inside:
-Clear lip gloss, colored lip gloss, chap stick, three perfume fragrances, nail clippers, band-aids, and antiobiotic ointment
Deodorant
Rose salve (for chapped lips and/or dry skin)
ID badge for FedEx
Small bottle of lotion
Small bottle of ibuprofen
Hand sanitizer spray
Small mirror
Reusable shopping tote
Gum
Car keys
Pen
Tampon

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #4398 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 06:32 »

Phone
Keys
Wallet
Cigarettes
Lighter
Lip Balm
85c in assorted change.

allison · « **Reply #4399 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 06:51 »

Wallet
iPod/headphones
Phone
Mint lipgloss
Compact mirror
Sunglasses
Condom (not sure how it got there but let's roll with it)

I don't fuck around in the summer. Bag contents kept to a minimum.

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