Jolt is nothing, back when I lived in Springfield Missouri there was this store brand called Thunder Cola, which was supposed to be like Jolt, but my dad would buy it and him and my brothers (We were all still pretty young) would sit around having burp contests.
Man though, I miss the LAN parties we'd have at my high school back in Texas. so much soda/chips/snacks, me and several friends would share, get boosted off of Mountain Dew and then either own at counterstrike, jedi force academy or unreal tournament respectively.
As for this thing called a "Tim Tam Slam", I seem to remember that recently one of the cereal brands came out with these cereal straws, that you were supposed to drink a glass of milk with, the inside of the straw being coated in chocolate or something that was supposed to flavor the milk, and then when you were done you ate the straw. The idea had promise, but we never bought any for testing. Wonder if they have those still around.