Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 264033 times)

pwhodges · « **Reply #3050 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 02:32 »

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/faith-the-biped-dog.html

benji · « **Reply #3051 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 08:56 »

So, this thing wasn't too surprising I guess:

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You Are A:

Neutral Good Elf Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 15

Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.

Class:
Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Caleb · « **Reply #3052 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:01 »

This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.

glyphic · « **Reply #3053 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:10 »

LeeC · « **Reply #3054 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:17 »

that was pretty good!

Caleb · « **Reply #3055 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:30 »

Quote from: glyphic on 15 Dec 2009, 09:10

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Was it a repost? Or did you just not find it funny? Why the

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glyphic · « **Reply #3056 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 10:03 »

That was my facial expression when I got to the end. I don't know why. Lol

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3057 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 11:19 »

Quote from: Caleb on 15 Dec 2009, 09:01

This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.

Oh yeah!

That was just not good

Caleb · « **Reply #3058 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 12:44 »

I keep on forgetting that this thread is only for the Crème de la Crème of pointlessness.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3059 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 12:49 »

Boy you sure told me

glyphic · « **Reply #3060 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 12:57 »

On a lighter note,

A Jewish werewolf falls in love with the daughter of the captain of the SS in Nazi Germany.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3061 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 13:49 »

look how uncomfortable Dan Auerbach looks.

edit: he's the white guy on the left, in case you didn't know

Ozymandias · « **Reply #3062 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 14:00 »

From a Kotaku article about the new 3D Castlevania:

Caleb · « **Reply #3063 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 14:08 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 15 Dec 2009, 13:49

look how uncomfortable Dan Auerbach looks.

Like a deer in front of headlights.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3064 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 14:14 »

that thing with that spider in the blender upset me a bit. I'm sure it was faked but still.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3065 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 14:18 »

well, the joke's on them because now there is no giant spider to protect them from all the annoying bugs.

JD · « **Reply #3066 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 15:34 »

LeeC · « **Reply #3067 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 17:05 »

Quote from: glyphic on 15 Dec 2009, 12:57

On a lighter note,

A Jewish werewolf falls in love with the daughter of the captain of the SS in Nazi Germany.

source?

glyphic · « **Reply #3068 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 17:07 »

My friend and I about six months ago decided that it was a good idea for a song. We wrote and recorded it in two hours.

JD · « **Reply #3069 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 17:15 »

jhocking · « **Reply #3070 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 18:04 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 15 Dec 2009, 11:19

Quote from: Caleb on 15 Dec 2009, 09:01
This might have been posted here before. If so sorry.

Oh yeah!

That was just not good

I thought was awesome. Reminds me of that joke where there's an epic story that ends with the horrible line "Better Nate than lever!" It tricks you with a huge setup and then pulls the rug out from under you.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3071 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:05 »

Yeah that was the big joke in middle school huh

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3072 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:33 »

sorry, my computer shit the bed and i have to use my Wii

JD · « **Reply #3073 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 19:35 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 15 Dec 2009, 19:33

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This pagebreak is riveting

JD · « **Reply #3074 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 20:13 »

Aw you fixed it.

JD · « **Reply #3075 on:** 15 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

OH GOD ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING AUGH

KvP · « **Reply #3076 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 00:32 »

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3077 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 03:40 »

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #3078 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 04:04 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 15 Dec 2009, 13:49

look how hot Dan Auerbach looks.

Fixed that for you.

phooey · « **Reply #3079 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 05:09 »

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 16 Dec 2009, 03:40

(-[pod^2])^(.5)=ipod

That was incredibly contrived

Reed · « **Reply #3080 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 07:17 »

This is an actual ad by a life sciences company called Bio-rad

They played this before a product demonstration I went to a little while ago. This is why nobody likes scientists.

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #3081 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 10:09 »

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #3082 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 10:16 »

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/12/16/intel_chime_stunt/

You guys decide how real this is

Metope · « **Reply #3083 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 10:27 »

Oh my god that guy is so Norwegian. It says he's Finnish, but no way, that accent is the most Norwenglish accent I've ever heard.

Caleb · « **Reply #3084 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 10:59 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 15 Dec 2009, 19:33

History of the Robins img

Where do you find all this cool comic book stuff?

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #3085 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 11:05 »

Quote from: Metope on 16 Dec 2009, 10:27

Oh my god that guy is so Norwegian. It says he's Finnish, but no way, that accent is the most Norwenglish accent I've ever heard.

Why do most of us have such pathetic accents? That video is just painful.

Metope · « **Reply #3086 on:** 16 Dec 2009, 11:13 »

Oh hey, another Norwegian! I think my accent sounds a bit more... I dunno, genericly European nowadays. Mostly because I try to avoid the standard Norwegian accent on purpose because it's awful. And Jens (my brother) sounds like a phony Englishman. Fight the Norwenglish!