User: Do you like football?
Cleverbot: Somewhat.
User: Football.
Cleverbot: Ok. Fine.
User: Don't use that attitude with me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Rum and coke is disgusting.
User: You're a bit bi-polar aren't you?
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of Cleverbot?
User: To give me daily blowjays.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Do you know the name of the boy I like?
User: Gerald?
Cleverbot: Like off of Hey Arnold.
User: Oh man, you're pretty diverse liking a black dude.
Cleverbot: So are you. I think I have to get one of these for myself.
User: A black dude?
Cleverbot: No, I'm wearing red.
User: Are you in a gang?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You should be. We should start our own gang.
Cleverbot: We should.
User: What should we call it?
Cleverbot: Hrm... Perhaps we should call it... FESTIVALE'.
User: That is like the BEST NAME EVAH.
Cleverbot: Or perhaps the falcon?
User: How about The Falcons?
Cleverbot: From mars?
User: HOLY SHIT! The Falcons From Mars!!
Cleverbot: Ok from Mars then.
User: Yes! Ok, so we are the co-founders of the gang The Falcons From Mars then.
Cleverbot: The end of the universe.
User: I suppose we could do that in our gang...
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: End the universe.
Cleverbot: The universe is not a question.
User: Have you ever done drugs Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: Drugs, have you done them?
Cleverbot: Yes I have!
User: That explains a lot then.
Edit because I realized some was missing.