I can see it now...
Marty tells Faye, Faye runs to tell Dora, Dora is scared out of her mind, and Faye, wanting to watch, leave Coffee of Doom attended only by a Crazy Lady, a Clumsy Lady, a Missing Lady and an Allosaurus-poop Lady.
Hanners fraks out and goes running, Cosette fucks up and is swarmed, with nobody to help her, until the doors open, and Sara walks in, and reveals that she spent the last year or so in Barrista Ninja Training School. She proceeds to instantly whip up enough to satiate the customers, and allows Cosette to go find Dora, Hanners and Faye while she takes over.
Cosette returns, with Hanners, Faye, Dora, Marty, Veronica and Marigold for some reason. Also Steve. Sara reintroduces herself to all those who forgot her, or never met her, and then she reveals the true reason for her going to Barrista Ninja school...
To finally work up the courage to ask Marty out. Catches him on the rebound, and they go to the bakc room and have dirty sex.
Then Dora walks in and sees them and is like 'Ew, gross, bye' and walks out, and then starts masturbating while listening to them having sex.
Then Veronica notices and starts getting intimate with her, and they start lezzing out under the counter. Then Cosette and Steve start fucking, and...well, do I even have to say it? Alright, I guess I will.
And THEN THEY ALL FUCKED