I had to do something with that picture.
REPOSTING FUCKING AWESOME GATORMAN
Also, I almost dread asking this, but what are the "wonders" of scene girls that you are talking about?They will buy merch from any band so long as they get to feel like they are actually supporting something worthwhile. Plus they keep metalheads away from an event just by showing up, and I hate metalheads.
Please don't bother to answer if you suspect that your response will make me think you are a repulsive jerk.
The dude is Calvin and the girl is his daughter. The little tear indicates that he is happy that his daughter is having fun with Hobbes, and possibly misses those days.
Also, I almost dread asking this, but what are the "wonders" of scene girls that you are talking about?They will buy merch from any band so long as they get to feel like they are actually supporting something worthwhile. Plus they keep metalheads away from an event just by showing up, and I hate metalheads.
Please don't bother to answer if you suspect that your response will make me think you are a repulsive jerk.
The dude is Calvin and the girl is his daughter. The little tear indicates that he is happy that his daughter is having fun with Hobbes, and possibly misses those days.
They also tend to have nipple piercings and tattoos which is coolirrelevant and not really.
fewer visits to the dentist's office make for less frequent exposure to reader's digest. less frequent exposure to reader's digest causes child to be insufficiently alerted to the dangers of Communism
(http://www.film1.nl/images/plaatjes/44319.jpg)Who the hell announces a movie like this and doesn't notice all the negative feedback on the internet?
Destro has no mask and no son WTF?!
The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.
If we could have less lolcats and other really overplayed shit in this one that would be great!Original content in (my) QC?
Rick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead.
Something like THIS?:(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/gridgm/You-Are-Seizure_deserving.gif)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a352/gfunk461/gifs/GimliAxe.gif)
Yeah but they will be my biggest gripes until I see the movieDestro has no mask and no son WTF?!
If it's any consolation, I'm sure these will be the least of the movie's problems.
I'm well aware of Cobra Commander's presence however all the promotional material has said that Destro is in charge and that is incorrect. Are you aware that Cobra Commander also went vigilante for a bit before becoming Cobra Commander and even teamed up with the man that would become Snake Eyes? Who cares how attractive a person is? How good of an actor they are is way more important, not that she's a bad actor. I prefer a good story and accuracy to mindless action, I guess I'm just a nerd that way.The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.
According to IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/), there is a Cobra Commander, so it makes sense that Destro will be the arms dealer supplying the fledling CC with the arms he needs to create a terrorist organization.
Do you remember how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman before he started a terrorist organization? Did you really expect anyone to make a good movie about that?
No, but Sienna Miller is hot. And there will be lots of 'splosions.
Quote from: articleRick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead.
That movie is going to be fucking awesome.
Nothing will ever be better than the one of the guy attacking a door.(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/gridgm/janye.jpg)
Gridgm, I don't get it.
Watch Firefly and be enlightened. Seriously. It is the one of best TV shows around.
Wow, there actually IS another one out there somewhere.
why should someone try to put others off from watching it because the person doesn't like it himself?
I really don't like Joss Whedon.
Why, does that make Firefly a bad show? Should someone else not watch Firefly because you don't like the guy who made it? Makes no sense to me, at least.
Sergeant Sofa says GET THIS POINT OFF MY POINTLESS THREAD!
(http://op-for.com/camo.jpg)
the Australian Democrat Party.
Over two decades, the Democrats achieved representation in the legislatures of the ACT, South Australia, New South Wales, Western Australia and Tasmania as well as Senate seats in all six states. However, at the 2004 and 2007 elections, all seven of its Senate seats were lost. Support at the state level had also dwindled.
No one really cares all that much about the Democrats.
(http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/9656/sohappyuf9.jpg)
But the one up there has Mr. Teal on it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptC9N9YJ24Y
omg that song was awesome. Is there a download so I can put it on my iPod?
if you find it, I want it.
"...known to be unpenetratable and unbreakable"
"...known to be unpenetratable and unbreakable"
Fuck
But wait, those materials wouldn't weigh three tons. I'll bet it's made of Sapphadamantinium.
Plus there should be more spikes on the weapon. Specifically, there should be spikes on the spikes, kind of a fractal thing.
dear god could you sodomise these people. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_48BHx6WU8&eurl=http://www.hilavitkutin.com/videoblogi/)
*ahem* (http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/profile)
EDIT: Can't find proof of actual post though.
*ahem* (http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/profile)
EDIT: Can't find proof of actual post though.
it was probably deleted by the community.
SMOKE ME A KIPPER, I'LL BE BACK FOR BREAKFAST!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck-me+band
lol whut?
I know that but the whole "fuck-band" idea is totally new to me.
DUDE.SMOKE ME A KIPPER, I'LL BE BACK FOR BREAKFAST!
Even though I know that a kipper is some kind of a food thing, the first thing to pop into my head every time I hear this is
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9671/543191dvlfxn6.jpg)
(cute little wormy thing with legs)
This little dude is adorable!
The doppler effect is very gay.
I live in Cambridge, and we seriously have graffiti like that. I saw some the other day that said "Cambridge = Oxford / PI r2". It's great living in a town of nerds.
I live in Cambridge, and we seriously have graffiti like that. I saw some the other day that said "Cambridge = Oxford / PI r2". It's great living in a town of nerds.
Where did you see that Parm? I really want to go take a look at it now!
And maybe get a couple of photos.
(I actually read the first 4 Harry Potter books one summer when I was bored and I never bothered to read the rest)
Stephen Colbert: A True Patriot (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/05/stephen-colbe-7.html)
Stephen Colbert: A True Patriot (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/05/stephen-colbe-7.html)
stuff
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I wasn't aware that it was possible to "fail" at the Pointless Thread, but I think you may have accomplished it. As far as I'm aware, there's suppsoed to be some sort of comedic value to what's posted. A random Mars Volta album cover is a little bit too pointless, even for the Pointless thread. I hate black people.
The people who you say "haven't contributed anything" have contributed a hell of a lot better things to this forum than you have.
this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are
this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are
QFT
QWP,S
pwhdoges, n0t_r0bert_b0yle!!, est, and Ozymandias, please stay out of this. None of this has been directed towards you in anyway, so I don't understand why you're trying to be involved. I would prefer this not to escalate any further than it already has, so let's all just stop now. this is an internet forum, a pathetic place to prove how tough you are... just stop now.
there, I tried.
Tommydski had cornered some unlucky and quite sloshed trollop and was charming her with stories of Sloan.
Beast, I am involved in this because it is my job to do so.
Lion's do love men!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U&feature=related)
(Don't worry, it's not furrie)
Quoted For Truth, or Quit Fucking Talking?
Beast, I am involved in this because it is my job to do so.
RedLion was being fairly polite to you when he pointed out that your posts were not really in the spirit of the thread and therefore not appreciated. Don't get so defensive, I am not sure what you saw that got your back up so goddamn much.
Beast, I am involved in this because it is my job to do so.
Y'know, you should probably list "moderator" under your username. I mean, that shouldn't matter for anyone who spends more than 10 minutes lurking before they start posting, but the people who need to know it are precisely the people who don't spend any time lurking before they start posting.
Y'know, you should probably list "moderator" under your username. I mean, that shouldn't matter for anyone who spends more than 10 minutes lurking before they start posting, but the people who need to know it are precisely the people who don't spend any time lurking before they start posting.
[worker dead at desk for five days]
trip on sandals
Dude, please don't post for just a little while longer.
By the way I once played pictionary with Chris Murphy of Sloan. Also there was a lymeric competition at that party and he was pretty good. He asked me if he should buy real-estate in Labrador, and I said probably not. Good times.
Wait, is that true?
hey, Jens will you make a peanut-butter and bacon sandwich and see how many people buy one?
They kept telling us how many onions we could but on, how high the sprouts should go (we were told to measure them with a fucking knife), and how many peppers should go on the sandwich.
Condoms
I got some guy's number at work yesterday. He came in and we talked about guns because he was carrying and it was slow so he gave me his number and said he wanted to take me out "shooting". It was amusing.
condomsI literally just spit soda all over my keyboard on seeing this. It's probably the first time something has made me laugh like this.
Are you looking for the blog thread?nope
Man, I love Harley Quinn so much. If I was Batman, I would make up excuses to bust her just so I could tie her up in the Batcave. If they do make a movie for her, Zooey Deschanel better get the role.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR NEXT TO YOUR 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER DO NOT CLICK (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20080809.html)
NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL IF YOU ARE AT WORK OR NEXT TO YOUR 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER DO NOT CLICK (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20080809.html)
Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claims report for the month of June -- they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last 6 months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either, "Sneak attack by Decepticons," or, "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
The only repairs for which you are reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you are not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Thought police where unable to test his blood-alcohol level -- Mr. Hide explained it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a breathalyzer, because he, "Doesn't breath" -- under Washington State law, refusal to take a breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.
But I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the trend:
*$379,431.34 requested reimbursement to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets
*$665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed this damage was caused by a giant, mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
*$6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the, "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in, "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car and truck part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part that expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it does not break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.
And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.
To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.
Regards,
Simon Furman
GEICO Agent
Damn, I missed the pants party.
This song always makes me SMIIILE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo)
This song always makes me SMIIILE. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo)
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v297/154/94/728475652/n728475652_1088979_823.jpg)
I think it is pretty funny too. It is ok.
"Ceiling Cat is watching youmasturbatedrive off a cliff" with a terrible photoshop hack job.
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/this_could_end_bad.jpg)
This could end bad.
Oh man, the leopard on the left is more or less whispering into the animal's ear "you're fuckin' dead, man."
I feel like that picture was taken .003 seconds before one of those two clamped down on the throat of that...whatever it is.
whale guts
McCain
whale guts
animated banner
Which reminds me... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvha8N3a28U&feature=related)
MO NAKED HOES
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a2/Manos-dvd_cover.jpg)
I helped!
Dude, seriously?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64)
IT MAKES MY TACO POP
LOL
HYMEN REMOVAL
It makes my taco pop! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8)
Man. I can't find a picture of Spider-Man backhanding Mary Jane after finding out he was a clone.
Marvel heroes sure are douche bags.
No, I'm saying it because your post quality soars high above the newbie average*! To be fair though, very recently there has been an influx of really good new folks, so you're not alone in this.
*personal opinion, the rest of the forum might hate your guts for all I know
Moreso than the classical music angle, the perfect English diction is what made it funny for me.
Actually, a favorite pastime of mine is taking rap songs and speaking them in perfectly enunciated grammatical English.
"My name is Soldier Boy. I am fully inside that woman of ill-repute."
I would have thought that electrocuting pickles is more of a job for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If we're talking Christians then don't you have to ram a lightning bolt through a loaf and a couple of small fish?Eh, they all rip each other off, in the end. The Ancient Egyptian priests were parting the Nile long before Moses was born.
Or is that too greek-pantheon?
STOP DOING IT WRONG
HERE, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT
AHRG
Oh Yeah! They're going to activate the LHC next week
Dude I wonder if that was voluntary, or if they just picked him up and started moving him forward. He's all screaming "Jesus put me the hell down my wife and kids are back there! What the hell assholes!"
Man, Krucifix does not sound Ikea at all. It would probably be called Ingo or Karl or Fredrik.Heh! - so it should have been INRI...
Guys we just killed a fucking giant that killed a dragon. We own.Man. Own. With an "o" and everything.
^Above is actually what my guild leader said on downing mag for the first time.
I always say own, these days.
Who is that and why does he look like Dream?
Who is that and why does he look like Dream?
It's the Golden Age character known as the Sandman
That picture
WOP WOP WOP WOP WUP
WOP WOP WOP WOP WUP
WOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWOPWAWAWAWAWAWA (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXiew-DQH4)
(Michael Knight and KITT) <---- Fuck yeah!!
I think I would actually like Jack Black more if he dedicated himself to childrens programming.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/29)
I'm not sure which image you mean.
Has anyone seen this comparison of Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html) yet?
YouTube - Ninja cat comes closer while not moving! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M)
If celebrities were from the Midwest (http://www.jeremyenke.com/category/fun-stuff/karl-jefferson/).
(They'd be fat)
Man, Nicole Kidman has scary eyes.
I just think it doesn't really belong here because there's nothing funny about it. I always saw this as a humor thread rather than a purely random one.
I just think it doesn't really belong here because there's nothing funny about it. I always saw this as a humor thread rather than a purely random one.
I had a substitute teacher called Mike Hunt.
I found that image hilarious.
OKAY DUDESI KNOW RITE :-D
What the hell? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4&feature=related)Link fixed for you... (Acceptable case of quoting previous post?)
I gotta say, that does more harm to the Internet than anything else. Opramerica now thinks that there is a network of over nine thousand pedophiles on the Internet committing absurd amounts of rape constantly.
I gotta say, that does more harm to the Internet than anything else. Opramerica now thinks that there is a network of over nine thousand pedophiles on the Internet committing absurd amounts of rape constantly.
Anon got Oprah to say "over 9000 penises" on national TV. I don't think they can top that for a long time.
FUCKING WHAT I WAS IN THE SHOWER YOU DICKS
www.andrew.cmu.edu
www.andrew.cmu.edu
classic
The topic for #achewood is: Official "5 - 4 = Unity" Fan Chat | http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/headlines/256.jpg | UFC #108: Echidna vs. Hamster
Anon got Oprah to say "over 9000 penises" on national TV. I don't think they can top that for a long time.
it's scary when you know that the only reason that it says that many is who ever posted the orignal comment doesn't know that "two" filters to "OVER 9000"
Why are there so many perverted and/or frightening strips of grown-up Calvin and Hobbes around? I mean, this one wasn't as bad as that one with the two Hobbes, but, eesh.
CLOOOOWWWWN MEEEAAAT
I don't know if this has been posted before but....
WTF WTF WTF??
progris riport 1 sep 2
the doktor sed they goin to giev me a operashun to fix me bristol sed her mom wood pay for it
i lik bristols mom
the doktor showd me a babby namd TRIG thei wer doing the operashun on first but hes just a babby so he cant talk
the doktor also sed it was importunt for me to be smart sun but he didnt say y
they sed i shoud be smart by heloween i cant wait for heloween i want to be a mous a clevr mous
progress report 7 sep 12
The operashun was ok. I was sleeping while he did my head. Misses Palin saw me when I waked up yesterday. I could tell Misses Palin had been crying but I dont know if it was cause of me or the bilding that fell down on tv yesterday.
They let me see Trig. He was laughin and drawing funny signs with a crayon. The Doctor said he was writing integrals, I dont no what that means but the Doctor said I'll find out by next week.
Progress Report 14 September 17
I cannot believe the family never told me that Trig was Mrs. Palin's child until yesterday. I can see now why he and I had been selected for the experiment.
The doctors and researchers have given me a large library of economic works by Milton Friedman, Friedrich Hayek, John Nash and Gunnar Myrdal. It appears they are responding to my rise in intelligence by focusing my studies in an economic direction. Ordinarily I may protest but seeing as they have blessed me with the fountain of knowledge I can refuse this any more than I can the wedding that Bristol and Mrs. Palin are planning. Bristol has gotten somewhat pudgy lately but no one mentions it and it is hardly my place to ask why.
Progress Report 20 September 23
President Bush telephoned me this morning while I was preparing my final disproof of Das Kapital and asked me to draft his economic bailout program. I suggested to him that he should draft a consortium of various economic authorities from universities across the United States but he fiercely rebutted, claiming that because I have not attended a university I should be free from the ivory tower's "liberal taint" which plagues campus grounds and therefore stand to be our country's only hope. Therefore I have spent the afternoon pouring over the details of Keynesian Economic theory and hope to have a logical package together by this evening which will protect the interests of Bush, McCain and Mrs. Palin. With luck this will pass both houses of Congress and be signed before it is discovered that it grants independence to the entire former Confederacy--this may be distasteful to the American public but my calculations show that jettisoning the South is the only possible course of saving the rest of the nation.
Trig has been fidgeting a good amount in recent days, and his constant crying has served as a distraction to Mrs. Palin and Bristol as they plan our wedding. I am becoming increasingly concerned at the obvious parallels between Trig's emotional trajectory and my own.
Progress Report 28 October 4
I fear that while I have been granted superhuman intelligence my lack of experience to sociaty means that I simply cannot connect with the American populace as a whole. Mrs. Palin did a superb job at Thursday's debate with Senator Biden, perfectly mimicing the instructions I was giving to her over her earpiece in response to the questions and Biden's remarks. Early polling however has shown a marked drop in Mrs. Palins, and consequently Mr. McCain's, approval because the policies I had determined to be most beneficial to America given the economic and social theories available to me in the University of Juneau library were percieved as cold-hearted and outright evil by Americans as a whole. This may be the case but I do not believe my numbers are in error.
Trig does nothing but sob now. He no longer scrabbles new mathematical theory, and his proof of the Riemann Hypothesis has been shown to be in error. Mrs. Palin has given permission for the baby to be hospitalized. My wedding has been postponed until after the election to "prevent distraction."
Progress Report 32 October 20
Trig died today in his doctor's arms. I am scared.
Progres report 40 Octobr 31
Misses Palin says I cant go out for halloween tonight even though she bought me a horse costume before I got smart. She's been very mean lately because the "electoral colleg" had all its south states removed after Bush signed the money deal I wrote a month ago. I wish I could remember why, I dont remember so good anymore
progrs report 44 novembr 8
Mises Palin has ben crying all day. She said she faild a test. i trid to say its okay and that i fail tests too and maybe if she studys hard next tim shell pass. i told her bristl past her prengunsee test so she must be smart so her mom must be too. then Misses Paln got somthin in her i and had to leev the rom. boy i sur puld a Levi Johnston this tim.
progris riport 47 novembr 12
i askd bristl abot are wedin and she sed talk to her dad
her dad sed hey levi lets go huntin then well talk about the wedin whil wer out
i sed ok but let me rite in my jurnal first
so wer gona go huntin and then il rit in my jurnal again too but first were goin to put flowrs on Trigs grave in the bak yard.
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...superblock...
It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire.
Can two people have orgy?Well, they didn't say exclusively your mom.
McDonald's- Now with Poutine!
Yeah, I know, what I'm trying to say is that that I can see something like that actually happening, but the other bits of the comic are varying degrees of farfetch-ed-ness.
(incidentally if McDonalds here sold poutine I would go there sometimes. Nom nom poutine)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/political-pictures-plane-crash-buy-own-gas.jpg)
They spelled Barkley wrong
Well I noticed the plane first; the petrol price only becomes remarkable after recognising that it's an american petrol station and then wondering for a while what the conversion rate between (australian) cents per litre and whatever units you use is.
HOLY GOD, AUUUUGH
TacoGayWolf
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/misterroundheels/Starr8.jpg)
so fucking cute (http://www.dlisted.com/node/28555)
It's the same blog! When I went to the front page because I was curious what sort of blog it is, I noticed the follow up story.
The answer to this question will reveal a lot about you: do you prefer hard truth or comforting lies?
so fucking cute (http://www.dlisted.com/node/28555)
The followup story. (http://www.dlisted.com/node/28569)
Those have been on the net for a while actually.Just because those images have been around awhile doesn't make the end any less nigh.
Hey it could have been worse. It could have been actual Sarah Palin porn.
the benches change color. Fail
Though, I love Obama.
(http://Obama wink)
the benches change color. Fail
Though, I love Obama.
You don't get it, huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufMdo9AyMng
:-(
Feminism Piccy
You mean 'masculist'?
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEgn3kClWGs) creepy shit is here especially for tommy, who i love dearly.
fucking monkey waiters
I find it very hard to be anything but joy when this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PGK7a2IFo) is playing.
Who is that. I don't get it.
this is coo/terrifying in some ways
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028
it reminds me of something from silent hill, a little
this is coo/terrifying in some ways
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028
it reminds me of something from silent hill, a little
Also, what the hell does "1/2 bread" mean.
Although, it's probably a misspelling, considering such gems as "borader", "enought", and "sucken"
The dude had a legitimate grievance but anybody who thinks that is an appropriate way to address it has obvious psychological problems.
You guys have to understand though, as much as guys would like "Not interested," when girls send them, they get these messages. After awhile of getting the same treatment, why would anyone want to do it again?
True story:
Once in high school, my first "serious boyfriend" cheated on me. When I found out, we broke up. The following weeks he tried to get me back, by giving me a series of notes. I got so annoyed with his constant note writing, that eventually, I just started correcting all his grammar and spelling errors and handing them back.
(http://a757.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_61b264e25a643b1c3db5420096ff64b4.gif)
Have fun with your nonsense because I am going to destroy all that crap you people spread. There hasn’t been a single evolutionist or atheist that has won or ever will win against me. Don’t believe me, see how many forum discussions on evolution that you can find on aol. Check out Adrienne Curry’s blog. I just started there but that’s just for fun. If darwin knew of me, he would have never come up with ridiculous theory that doesn’t have a single gram of sense in it. I will single handily take on any and all evolutionist and atheists in a nationally televised public forum, discussing evolution. And I will single handidly win. So enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last much longer.
-The Asetrian
FSM bullshit
Why are there so many "dead kids love Spiderman" comics?
spiderman is a cool dude.
spiderman is a cool dude.
eh hangs out with dying kids and doesn't afraid of anything
This has become MORBID THREAD.
Yeah, don't need this place turning into gurochan.This has become MORBID THREAD.
Oh man, that is almost an excellent idea...except, that would be really disturbing too.
Can you guess who?
3). The Ahh Real Monsters main characters, Ickus, Oblina, and Krumb
Or for that matter, why any food items at all? That's what I was wondering when I read her statement: "If it wasn't due to racist intent, then what was the intent?"To make sure you KNOW it was a food stamp. It can't just say it, it has to SHOW it.
CAT TONGUE
So those slugs (snails? slugs? whichever). What are they doing?
You mean youth in the late 90's?Fixed it for ya
So those slugs (snails? slugs? whichever). What are they doing?
Well, you see, when a mummy slug and a daddy slug love each other very much...
Dude why do you think they were called "The Bad Brains".
MOAR CRAP
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/McCain.jpg)
"The Bolsheviks? GUFFAW!!"(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5613/t34cleningradmg6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
A real solution to the economic crisis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuUeOY4Gk5o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubnHR1JsPtA
“We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.
One of my life goals is to go to Burning Man.
One of my life goals is to burn a man.
-Awesome Nightmare Before Christmas Pumpkin Carving-
i would bang the f*** out of alice
Save your self some time and don't read the comments on the video
Pie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOxqVl5oP4)
Save your self some time and don't read the comments on the video
Hey est, where is that 'cause I've never ever seen that before in Sydney.
http://www.cakefarts.com/
Maybe it was butternut squash. I know it used to change to "fuck squash", maybe it's been taken off?
<IMG of nude Ghost Rider>That is hilarious. Thanks for that.
WTF BROCCOLI
I'm pretty sure I need this game now. (http://www.n4g.com/pc/News-224231.aspx)
"No, Grandma... you are the demons."
And then she was a zombie.
STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE.
I've been seeing that a lot recently
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4515/rorsachfunju4.gif)
(http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr300/ganons/mccain.jpg)
I've been seeing that a lot recently
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4515/rorsachfunju4.gif)
(http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr300/ganons/mccain.jpg)
I take pride in my work :D
sure is a good thing you quoted those pictures
That the cat escapes and the kid falls in seems somehow right to me.
I would ask if it would've been easier to just show one and link to the damn webpage, but that would be like asking a deaf man who is favorite band is.
http://www.legorobotcomics.com? That's where they all are...I would ask if it would've been easier to just show one and link to the damn webpage, but that would be like asking a deaf man who is favorite band is.
I didn't have a link to give :(
I want my fifteen minutes back.
Yes.I want my fifteen minutes back.
am i the only person who gets kind of annoyed when people say this?
No.
Maybe?No.
:-)
YOU MUST USE THE FORCE (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4)
OH CHRIST SO CUTE (http://vimeo.com/1061385)
I am quite amazed people from WWI are still alive. If I'm not mistaken it's been 100 years since the end.
I am quite amazed people from WWI are still alive. If I'm not mistaken it's been 100 years since the end.
Daily Mail front page
Oh, it's a joke. Now I get it.
That picture can only lead us down a bad road.
OhgodpleasenomoreCalvinandHobbesslash.com
something else
Guys, it is 7am. You may have noticed when you name something I find some stuff, so the Hagar the Horrible porn will have to wait until this afternoon when I get home, ok?
Also, these things are pretty vanilla compared to the other pictures I have been finding. I mean, I could post a grown up, super muscle Charlie Brown grabbing onto his big dick while snoopy swoons in the background if you want. I am just saying that these things aren't all that bad. They're actually kind of funny!
Must fight back
I am posting this here because I don't know if it should go in the Computers forum or the Art forum. Anyway, it's Photoshop's interface done in real life!
http://gizmodo.com/5080163/what-photoshop-would-look-like-in-real-life
WELL I CAN STILLLL BREAATH. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8)
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4408/attemptedjv8.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm
I wish there was a better way to express this than "fail", but... I don't know.
Leonardoodle
Leonardoodle
Same here. I don't know why you think that's so horrible,
I've seen that cat vid before but it's still one of my favorites. I just love how utterly focused they are.
Get the rhino man (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHQfxT7ImI)
Not only was that video amazing, it linked me to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxde2a2_iQ&NR=1
All seems pretty good until 48 seconds in.
The one with the shotgun.
You should contact me if you are a skinny woman. If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord for the purpose of complementing my tone of voice…
I am rational, integrated, and efficacious. So far, I’ve never met a person who lives up to the standard I hold for myself (except online).
Also, THE GAY IS COMING AFTER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY (https://store.afa.net/pc-10000122-5-theyre-coming-to-your-town-dvd.aspx)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXhxUhg3uC8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXhxUhg3uC8)
Objectivist singles, your prayers have been answered. (http://www.theatlasphere.com/)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPwtJCuC-U
Or a third nipple. They happen on occasion.
Stuff Ptommy said.
Dammit tragic_pizza that thing is going to eat my face.Then my work here is done.
Man there is nothing silly about that. NIN is highly acceptable, if for nothing else then at the very least the amazing art direction makes it worth checking out.
I saw this a while back and was momentarily excited:I just read the synopsis on that movie. It's like a bad version of The Punisher, except instead of killing criminals for vengeance he kills criminals because he's a drunk with a huge gambling debt.
<Steven Seagal Pistol Whipped>
Then I realise it probably wasn't what I was hoping it would be.
I'm sorry, but this shit (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825193) was hilarious
Man, I will fight you. I will not win.
Jace I outweigh you. And I am tenacious. You will not win.
WHERE DID THE CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND GO?
I think Baby Explanation ate him. And has gas. Thus, the facial expression.
Epic.
That kid in the back is all like *OMG NO WAI HE BROK MEH CASTLE!!!*
I present to you the answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o) to all your storage problems (http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/).
In my high school it was a measure of pride how many times you've seen that video. I only saw it once, sadly.
In my high school it was a measure of pride how many times you've seen that video. I only saw it once, sadly.
The music in that video was hilarious, but honestly you take safety videos (even stupid ones) a lot more seriously after you see some of the crazy stupid shit people do. It's one area of life where I am sometimes the humorless prick that everyone else is annoyed by; I can't help it. Y'know, the sort of humorless person summed up by this lightbulb joke:Oh, I get it. It isn't funny that, at least 1-2 times a week, the ambulance carries someone off from here.
Q: How many overly cautious lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny.
A comic about an M1A1 Abrams tank, commanded by a black guy, thats protected by the restless spirit of a Confederate Civil War General. And they're related.
Did you guys know the Eiffel Tower is married?
she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
QuoteA comic about an M1A1 Abrams tank, commanded by a black guy, thats protected by the restless spirit of a Confederate Civil War General. And they're related.
*Pic*
Did you guys know the Eiffel Tower is married?
oh dearQuoteshe claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
i just remember it to 3.14159, I read this autobiography by an HFA fella who had synaesthesia for numbers and letters and words so he would associate shapes and colors for numbers, and because of this words and numbers had individual identities to him, rather than non-connected symbols representing concepts. This caused him to be able to set the record for recitation of Pi decimal places(it was later broken by a jap) and learn Icelandic in a week.
Do you remember the name of this book?
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4b/Lesbian-p3.jpg)
edit (holy shit content): real life stories of mass hysteria (http://webecoist.com/2008/12/06/mass-hysteria/)
Ivan Crozier, a lecturer at the University of Edinburgh and expert on another type of MPI, genital retraction syndrome (or "penis panic"), agrees with Waller's explanation.
genital retraction syndrome (or "penis panic")
"penis panic"
Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysteria event or panic in which males in a population suddenly believe they are suffering from genital retraction syndrome.
Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal.
OFTEN FATAL
Just crank up the noise and suffer (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6n0jlN0Eo&eurl=http://www.hilavitkutin.com/videoblogi/)
Engrish Picture
yes
What is that thing that looks like a microscopic shrimpcrab but is bigger than a cat? It's sorta greypink and has shiny silver eyes and I see it all over the e-nets and it's making me type long run-on sentences.
*buncha pictures of church sign argument...*Note that the Presbyterian Church in the series is a Cumberland, not a PC(USA).
DOGS DO NOT GO TO HEAVEN, THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE
HALIFAX HATES YOU (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y)
Fuck yeah
Looks like Flo from the Progressive commercials ...
Spank it to animated GIF of Phoenix Wrigh [character]
I do not need no tools to identify wood.
Shark in roof
Shark in roof
I live round the corner from that shark (yes, it's real, not faked).
(http://sharp edges.)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=smJskrMZXAU
OCEAN SHARK.
wood
aaaand that's why i don't watch televisionthe internet is much better anyway.
YEP, IT'S WOOD
I don't know why they are so furry, but I approve.
http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2003/04/post-2.htmlIt's not the anthropomorphised animals having sex that I find offensive here, but the ridiculous political opinions the author has his characters voice. Incest? Pshaw. Insano-conservatism can fuck off.
It really bothers me that that sign does not have sharp edges.
Trust me, it gets actually worse once the 10 year old furry twincest ends. He becomes a secret agent or some shit and goes on a private quest to save his sex slave junkie ex-model cousin.
A guy in my high school advisory was obsessed with that comic. He brought naked pictures fan-art of the girl skunk character to school, like, everyday. And just..stared at them. And wrote erotic fan-fiction. And, ew.
wow that was so awesome.
I've always been a fan of Top Gear's trip (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=DOyDLUzAAOY) to Alabama (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=2syY12OPkwI)Thank GOD we now know what the entire fucking state thinks about every fucking thing!
FOUND IT, SADNESS OVER!!
ALAN MOORE ADVENtURES
http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/
Seems appropriate
*Pic*
TRUCKBEARINGKIBBLE.COM
it's on three of the comics, for christ's sake.
*Top Pic*
don't you believe in fairies?
An Ewok...cuddling a blond child...
be careful with those, it's a slippery slope
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1638/Malfunctioning+Dog/
Canada does not fuck around when it comes to soup safety.
That comic was awesome.
wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsH9eKW0u-g&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/&feature=player_embedded)
(http://cdn.thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/12/1222%20Superficial%20News/post_image/post_image-1222_superficial_news_00.JPG)I, for one, am glad to have a president that's ripped.
Look on my president, ye mighty, and despair.
They still use asbestos in Canada?
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6089/captainamericagg3.jpg)
That's not a centaur. :-D
Here is an Obama Dildo (http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=6621) if you ever wanted our new commander-in-chief to give you orgasms.
Yes We Cunt!
Here are some more prevent-it adds. (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI&feature=related) Man, serious business.We take our PSA's and "safety" very seroiusly ... have you see our Cig packages?
why you coming home at five in the morning
something's going on, can i smell your dick
don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
so what you need to do is let me smell your dick
Look around you. (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=drE5cHe6c3s")
Look AROUND you. (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2xQQbufJW8w&")
Just look around you! (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVN55NEREo")
<A HREF="[YOUR LINK HERE]">WORDS GO HERE</A>
[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=drE5cHe6c3s]link title[/url]
Look around you. (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=drE5cHe6c3s")
Look AROUND you. (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2xQQbufJW8w&")
Just look around you! (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVN55NEREo")
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=drE5cHe6c3s
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2xQQbufJW8w&
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVN55NEREoCode: [Select]<A HREF="[YOUR LINK HERE]">WORDS GO HERE</A>
Shamwow
Shamwow
The thing that bugs me about that commercial is when the guy says "This is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make high quality stuff!"
What? Is this some kind of conventional wisdom that I have been left out on? I mean I'm sure the Germans make things just fine, but since when are they the pinnacle of "quality" goods?
But, but, he speaks the truth! MG42 is arguably one of the finest heavy machine guns ever created! They last for fucking ever, the Norwegian army just stopped using the last of them twenty years ago.
That joke is disgusting but funny & cute.
Signs of Drug Abuse:
* runny nose
* puffy eyes
* loss of appetite
* cranky or moody
* want alone time frequently
* aggressiveness
* crying alot
http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-16745.htm
This man is upset with you (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/649999147.html)
"Balucci's Indian Restaurant"? ? ?
That church sign is amazing.
I FUKKEN HATE JUICE!!(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1743/ihaveelimenatedallthejuhi1.jpg)
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCK, I AM SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT.
Narration makes me angry.
Aw man, that Hubble Deep Field data is incredible.
More on that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcBV-cXVWFw).
Double post for:
http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
No ski bum jokes, please: Man gets stuck upside-down, bare-bottomed on Colo. ski lift
By Associated Press
8:02 PM CST, January 6, 2009
VAIL, Colo. (AP) — A guy who dangled upside down from a ski lift with his bare bottom exposed probably doesn't want to hear any "ski bum" jokes. Officials at Vail Resorts in Colorado say the 48-year-old man was trying to get on the Blue Ski basin lift on New Year's Day. They haven't said what went wrong.
Workers stopped the lift, backed it up 10 or 12 feet and rescued the man after about seven minutes. His name hasn't been released.
Bystanders snapped photos and posted them on the Internet, showing a man who looks to be hanging by one ski boot, his ski pants and underwear apparently snagged in the chair and reaching no farther than his knees.
Vail spokeswoman Liz Biebl confirmed the photos on one site were, in fact, the victim.
That, and, you know, it's in the article quoted right above it.
Double post for:
http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
That was pretty ace, but I hope when I propose to the girl of my dreams she will not be saying "WHAAAAT?" over and over again.
Bitch better give it back.
Exploding Banana Face Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NBVPzGDPT0&eurl=http://slog.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NBVPzGDPT0&eurl=http://slog.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/)
banana number seven is the best
Granted, that "fighterplane" looks a lot like a helicopter, the "bull" is fine but the rhino pic is baffling, and the "Ferarri" resembles a pleisiosaur but apparently flies, but what are you expecting for 72 cents?
Granted, that "fighterplane" looks a lot like a helicopter, the "bull" is fine but the rhino pic is baffling, and the "Ferarri" resembles a pleisiosaur but apparently flies, but what are you expecting for 72 cents?
I think thats the joke??
Mr. Chi City is a hilarious man (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242)
AAAAA
AAAA
WHAT AM I
WHO ARE YOU
I'M FUCKING MY HAND
AAAAAAAAAA
JUMP
WHAT IS THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s)
At the beginning of wing suit jumping we were trying to get as far from the wall as possible; so basically clearing out the whole thing. And now it's getting boring so we play around.
And now it's getting boring so we play around.
getting boring
Well we know everyone loves nachos, movies, and pizza! Unfortunately my waist in not nearly that large so I guess I won't be getting any tasty treats.
Liz tell me you know those people.
Watch yourself, Matt. Jens will maybe fight you if you start talking like that.
120.
Jace, what? You're pretty skinny.
dude is like 5'7" and 140 pounds.
Jace, what? You're pretty skinny.
*Pic*
Nobody Beats the Drum. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrk_cEmNnPc)
(hope no one posted this before)
EVEN SADDER!!!
(http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/splash.jpg)Oh yeah, this.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/zl8752.jpg)Ho-Snap. It just got SERIOUS.
i wanna hear what horrible shit happens with a marilyn manson song.
I listened to it, and I thought it would be good, but (...)
I'm Rachel and I drive poorly. Pahk the cah in Harvahd yahd.
*Raping your childhood pic*
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/4Rc96f.jpeg)
*Raping your childhood pic*
I know I should get the joke here. It's... a construction site at Universal Studios?
I have the worst tendency to want to post a picture of anakednude Lars Ulrich in this thread.
I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes. (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)There was a thread on this (and its counterpart, the "best song" by committee, which was basically adult contemporary music) in the music forum some months back. Might've been over a year ago.
Do all your shopping at Walmart.
I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes. (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)
Do all your shopping at Walmart.
I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes. (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)
I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes. (http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html)
Yeah, I legitimately found it one of the most hilarious things I've ever listened too, especially the kids.
RAMADAAAAN!
RAMADAAAAN!
LOTS OF PRAYING AND NOT GETTING PRESENTS!
Is it Brokencyde or Brokencycle? Either way the band is still laughably awful, but at least "Brokencycle" is a bearable name, whereas "Brokencyde" makes me want to throw up.
Man fitting the description of Josef Mengele strolls into Brazilian town, 20% of pregnancies result in blond haired, blue eyed twins (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/4307262/Nazi-angel-of-death-Josef-Mengele-created-twin-town-in-Brazil.html)
All of the Walmart parts are awesome
<Awesome pictures of a doggy in a backpack carrier>
I never understood why the Nazis collectively decided to high-tail it to Argentina (or in this case Brazil.) Why not some Asian or African country?
they are all fantastic.
Awesome. Also, the Harrison ford painting is by a guy named Brandon Bird. More can be found at his site: http://www.brandonbird.com/
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
Man, Cthulhu
Can you guess who?(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2387/jaygarrickbc6.jpg)I know I'm late, but when I saw this, I first thought "Deadpool and Mary" instead of Golden Age Flash...
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies -- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans.
Man, Cthulhu
Palantir:~ david$ man cthulhu
No manual entry for cthulhu
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
BTW 2:00 is when it gets funny
Hey did any of you dudes go and read lucid.tv that Jeph Jacques linked to just recently? It is fucking amazing.
Here is the latest strip which is incredible and also entirely non-representative of the rest of the archive
I wish I were this cool at 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJnbEyd0AMM).
The box says you can shave the baby.
link because this picture is enormous (http://users.on.net/~tarale/internetmadness.jpg?)
Wait, how did Telstra get into that picture? Is Telstra an internet meme now and nobody told me??
http://www.geocities.com/daviduck83/Pokepeni2.htm
I was linked to this, and couldn't bear the horrible knowledge of its existence alone. I'm so sorry, everyone.
I am disappointed. I would have hoped for a script that just spat out gibberish like it was speaking in tongues until you killed it.
FOX JUMPS ON BED YAAAAY!
WAT THE HELL
awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont
...
because its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths the writing and talking im use to doing
Dancing with cats (http://books.google.com/books?id=cWaFfHovuA4C&client=firefox-a)
YEAH, THAT'S MY NIECE, SHE IS 5 YRS OLD. CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBA?
I stand corrected (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZvLprEIpw&feature=related")
Shitty Microsoft Program Becomes Unintentionally Awesome (http://www.thevine.com.au/music/articles/shitty-microsoft-program-becomes-unintentionally-awesome.aspx)
Kill you dead.
Obama: "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mothafuckas like you" (http://www.aprilwinchell.com/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit//index.html)
GENIUS
I'm going to bust out the Songsmith Roxanne at my next party. I am in no way kidding. I'm sitting in my chair and I can't stop dancing!I'm not even joking, that actually sounds good. Probably because I was previously listening to Os Mutantes...
http://www.holladaddy.com/ (http://www.holladaddy.com/)... I need to check my myspace now...
Basically, this guy adopts two fake Myspace Personas, (A Boy & a Girl) and proceeds to aggressively trolls the bejeezus out of the "Gangster-est" looking choads on Myspace. I didn't really get it at first, but some of the things he's saying are pretty hilarious.
Specifically "Hollasaurus Rex" and "Holla-Day Inn".
That xzibit pic has been my wallpaper for two weeks now.
Hug Life
I'm going to bust out the Songsmith Roxanne at my next party. I am in no way kidding. I'm sitting in my chair and I can't stop dancing!
Also, I move away from the mic to use microsoft songsmith...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJhy7NsQqw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJhy7NsQqw&feature=related)
http://kuvaton.com/browse/10946/greenpeace.jpg
At least the Russians know how to deal with greenpeace. :)
http://kuvaton.com/browse/10946/greenpeace.jpg
At least the Russians know how to deal with greenpeace. :)
I would be proud of my heritage right now if it weren't for one thing.
Those guys aren't cops. They're members of OMON, a Russian Special Forces unit which has come under considerable fire over the years for unrelenting cruelty and purported human rights violations (detaining gay rights activists instead of their attackers when charged to protect the activists from hate violence, massacres in rural areas of former Soviet republics including Georgia and Armenia).
This information makes the photo considerably more creepy.
it's even funnier if you flip the second picture:
tee hee
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/sademie/greenpeace.png (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/sademie/greenpeace.png)
<Twilight .gif>
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/899/1208243032095me9.jpg)Oh, hey. I'm autistic.
(Yes, I read my spam box)
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”
“When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come."
Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.
Someone made a Dinosaur Comics Wordle (http://www.wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/507600/Dinosaur_Comics)
has someone posted "kittens inspired by kittens" yet???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.
Richard, a trainee chef, said he had sex at least three times with Chantelle at her home, adding: “I KNOW I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes— even my mum thinks so.
Is it sad to be so obsessed with British tabloid trash? This is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer.
battlestar breakup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uPeKxXH_VI)
i would probably do exactly the same thing as that guy, to be honest
There's a problem with that anti-gravity theory. The cat wouldn't eat the toast, it would just lick the butter off. As soon as it did that the mechanism would be broken.
Thats way cool,but the one on the far right looks like a bandit
HIZON & ASSOCIATES
ADVOCATES SOLICITORS,
LEVEL 12,MENARA TJB
NO 9,JALAN SYED
80000 JOHOR BAHRU
MALAYSIA.
Good Day,
I am Mr. Richard Hizon, an attorney at law. I write you in respect of a deceased client of mine,a military defector in the America/Vietnam war by name Mitchell Dahlig ( NB: not real name as he lived under disguise) who died in a plane crash [Korean Air Flight 801] with the whole passengers on board on August 6,1997. And for your perusal you can view this web site
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list
My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of –kin and beneficiary of the funds left behind by my late client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Seven Million United States Dollars( US$7 million dollars) is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated and since he had no family here, although he told me that he has a family in America but did not disclose it for security purposes.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral
values, do accept my apology. I implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.
Best Regards,
Barr. Richard Hizon
(Principal Partner)
Whenever I need to pull off the little plastic tab on the cap of a new carton of orange juice, I have to shut my eyes closed and stand arms length away or I else I think the juice will splatter all over me and make my eyes burn.
When eating any food I have to distribute the different parts evenly so that every bite has the same amount of each. E.g. When I eat pizza I tear the crust off first and eat a little bit of the crust with every bite of the interior.
http://www.dirtycarart.com/gallery/index.htm
Is it some kind of sign that I expected something er, 'dirty' - not in a literal sense?
http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/
http://www.futureme.org/I did this when I was in high school and sent it to this last Fall. Message was "note to future self: Buy Fallout 3". Unfortunately it had been pushed back some months at that point :[
I'm gonna do this as soon as I can put some serious thought into it.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)
When I was little I thought a racist was a person that ran really fast.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g154/Auravis/Untitled-1-12.jpg)
Check your chairs (http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes)
Check your chairs (http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes)
slidy house
http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/
http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/02/20/residence-sliding-house-drmm/#more-19502
This house slides!
What can your house do?
http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/
slidy house
Could you find any interior shots. I would be curious to see how the rooms change when the home slides.
some one with a few piercings, in a pool, looking up, with either rain or water coming down.
http://ingenuitywelcome.com/game/
Get the coconuts to the shredder! I've only managed 80% efficiency so far, but I like the look of my design.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/TheHusseinSkank/Picture7-1.png)
EDIT: 81%
QUICK GUYS, WATCH THIS VIDEO: A VIDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnpU6PqKA5A)
Easy like E.
stop posting youtube links
This is something so entirely insignificant I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond. It takes you three seconds to see what the link is about, if you can't spare those three seconds you shouldn't be on the internet in the first place - and, it doesn't even happen that much! I'll keep posting links however I want to, thankyouverymuch.
Please tell me more.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32OEdhsxlo&feature=related
we swear at people for no reason?
Its a giant mechanical spider, its not something to be scared of.
Its a giant mechanical spider, its not something to be scared of.
Arachnophobic.
Please tell me more.
That game would be bitchin
Pasila part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBsHfCE2Wqs)
part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvIDXKmw5RM&NR=1)
part3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAsDQRaNCQo)
Image
(http://moisdeadserious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tree-man-2.jpg)
eww
(Papilloma Virus "Tree Man")
eww
Do not f with us image.
Do not f with us image.
What is that from? That seems somewhat familiar.
I find it mildly upsetting that there are people that haven't seen fight club enough times to recognize that.
Maybe me finding that upsetting should be upsetting me. I dunno.
Re: the pink dolphin, the hedge along my parents' driveway used to have one albino branch: all the rest of the hedge was normal (dark brown stem, dark green leaves), but this one branch had a very pale brown stem and the leaves were white with a pinkish tinge round the edge. It was really awesome and I haven't seen anything like it in any other plants. Unfortunately my dad cut it off one day when he was trimming the hedge, and it didn't grow back.You oughta slap him upside his fool head. Which is to say I'd really like to slap Grant Hadwin upside his fool head (http://articles.latimes.com/2005/may/29/books/bk-clifford29). Fuckin' ecoterrorists.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01358/pink_dolphin_1358282c.jpg)
Seriously, it's totally real (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/supremes_court_upholds_stopping_in (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/supremes_court_upholds_stopping_in)
The best article the Onion has ever published? Maybe so!
The Joy of Sonic (http://www.viddler.com/explore/Docfuture/videos/28/)
Just...amazing.
Albino Moose is pretty damned cool. So cool that the other moose (mooses?) make him stand over there.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5131/albinomoose3.jpg)
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7215/albinomoose4.jpg)
The Joy of Sonic
The Joy of Sonic (http://www.viddler.com/explore/Docfuture/videos/28/)
Just...amazing.
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9549/badassuz5.jpg)
Caption contest?
weird Calvin and Hobbes picture
It's a Watchmen thing. Calvin is Ozymandias.weird Calvin and Hobbes picture
What's supposed to be going on here? I don't see it.
It's a Watchmen thing. Calvin is Ozymandias.
is that a temp tattoo of a hand giving a tattoo? of an iguana?
Anyway, here is a link to a website where a man is on a quest to have every type of facial hair (http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/)
No neckbeard? what the hell
Chin Curtain
A beard that grows down from the sideburns and on the underside of the jawline.
Status: Not Achieved… Yet.
Matrix ping pong
not real there is a guy holding the ball
That is not a regulation ping pong table and those are fake asians.
Don't mean to belabor the point, but kerbled here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20434.msg788056.html#msg788056) and here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,22734.0.html).
Not that I mind, it was pretty hilarious.
They're not even real dogs guys.
Even if they were they'd have been dead for like 24 years now.
Bible comics
This dog is already counting down the days until the next Batman movie:I see that more as an MF DOOM dog.
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u60/daschakal/2845374349_79e402c9b2.jpg)
video game thing
No.video game thing
Yogi Bear was in a video game?
[img]http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8946/watershipdown.jpg[img]
The trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZcHLpjiEdw)
Watership Down Trailer
I had to stare at that for several minutes before figuring out the connection between the characters and the elements, it was really bothering me.QuotePeriodic Table
These little homoteer ducks
Now as you know, being gay is not a natural genetic condition. This shows that these poor ducks either faced some severe psychological trauma or perhaps a chemical imbalance from toxic river pollution.
homogay agendalolwut?
dead ducks, extinction, fag ducks, gay sucksThere are so many things wrong with this article.
Gay ducks
Ben is a boy duck and he’s gay. It doesn’t surprise me though that the little dandy is wearing bright, flamboyant plumage.
Seriously though, that site has to be a piss-take:
only a few years ago, China managed to reconquer the lands of Hong Kong and steal it back from Great Britain, all while no one did anything about it.
demand a return of McCarthy, ... and ... bring joy to your kid’s future
but I am not racist
edit: Also, make sure you have your window maxed out for this one. (http://bosscocked.com/)
I don't know if I should put this in here or the stuff that needs to be nonexistent thread, but whatevsYeah, really, that's getting pretty annoying.
*snip facebook plague snip*
There. Can we PLEASE be fucking done with this now?
I have just seen in the library, a university library with a lot of adult books in it about intellegent things, a book called "The human brain colouring book"
I just thought it was rather odd.
(http://cassland.org/images/HitlerBaby.jpg)
Baby Hitler was adorable.
The Internet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUzXIvLmh0)
Hey Blue Kitty, I just watched the entire first season of The IT Crowd, and it's all your fault!
Track #7. Yerf! I Feel Like a Furry
The Japanese release of Army Of Darkness was called "Captain Supermarket".This struck me as humorous enough to share.
Can someone explain to me what a furry is?
Can someone explain to me what a furry is?
Can someone explain to me what a furry is?
Welcome to the internet.
http://www.mediaf!re.com/?oufttbyejdnI unironically aspire to be the Techno-viking every day I am alive, and approach most situations by looking down at my WWT-VD Livestrong bracelet. He is my Hero.
Also, Obama made fun of retards, I guess: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607391/20090320/story.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607391/20090320/story.jhtml)
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."
Ah that reminds me of this old gem:I don't get it...Quote from: The InternetAllegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,... and I didn't land."
Extreme Sheep Herding (http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid4464161001?bctid=17075685001) is the best thing.
Extreme Sheep Herding (http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid4464161001?bctid=17075685001) is the best thing.
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/clips/
A classic, SirJuggles, a true classic. Certainly one of my favourites.
In the interest of being... Topical.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Good joke. Everyone laughs.
"Hooked on grapefruit, youg Babar shed a tear as he opened his dealers fly..."
In related news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/7960997.stm
elephant picture
elephant picture
got a little junk in the trunk, there
[furry batman villains]
I'm trying to figure out who the dude in the bloody suit is. Solomon Grundy?
Also, where's a polar bear Mr. Freeze?
And why is Two-Face's suit one color?
No, no, nothing is right about this.
I'm always fascinated by the thought of what bio-engineering would be required if women wanted comicbook sized boobs that were as perky as those belonging to comicbook characters. I'm fairly sure that would require organically extruded carbon nanotubes and some sort of aramid spinal disk enhancement.
Oh that's gold.[furry batman villains]
Apparently they took the female anatomy class with Professor Rob Liefeld
So you want to raise your own bacon?
I love you Tara Strong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8BbG9mQNvg)
Also, KvP, I can't get that link to work. I keep getting a white page with a bunch of letters saying Server Error in "/" ApplicationHmmm, it's working for me! Try a different browser perhaps?
Whales on stilts!
I'm pretty sure it's fake.WEREWOLF TALK!! :-o
Hey dead preserved body of Lenin! It's your annual bath time! (http://immortal-first.livejournal.com/2162998.html#cutid1)
That reminded me of how disgusting sea creatures are:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html
That thing is gross.
worm
All props to Gnarstache from somethingawful.com
Umm, can I get a quick citation on what work that Penguin page comes out of? I mean, I'm fairly certain it's Batman, just... which one? Because that is super awesome.
Forget how messed up Watership Down is? Here's a reminder (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPBck3xcUJc)
image
Hey guys, who would like to buy the Turbonegro bass-player's hair? Anyone? (http://cgi.ebay.com/Turbonegro-Thomas-Seltzers-hair_W0QQitemZ190298050873QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item190298050873&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50)
This is kinda fun for a bit: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Isn't the Fat Man from Fallout Three?
Either way, that's some hardcore shit.
Barack the Barbarian
This made my morning so bright.This is kinda fun for a bit: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/Perth.jpg)
My friend met Miyazaki:
*snip*
This made my morning so bright.
Miyazaki
Purple Zone o/
Human mutation or the new baby snuggie?
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1803/thebabysnuggie.jpg) (http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thebabysnuggie.jpg)
Man playing around with that nuclear bomb map gadget has taught me... nukes aren't as big as I thought. Like, yeah, it wipes out my city. But all my life I had thought these things were-state killers. Heck, if one hit downtown LA my hometown would be fine. I'm suspecting, however, that this thing doesn't give any indication of fallout, and that's what'll get ya.
Door puzzle
http://www.playauditorium.com/
door lock maze
Those are neat, but it looks like I'm missing some culture here.Criterion, Video game dev company.
Criterion: fill me in please.
Man playing around with that nuclear bomb map gadget has taught me... nukes aren't as big as I thought. Like, yeah, it wipes out my city. But all my life I had thought these things were-state killers. Heck, if one hit downtown LA my hometown would be fine. I'm suspecting, however, that this thing doesn't give any indication of fallout, and that's what'll get ya.
Criterion, Video game dev company.
Since 1984, the Criterion Collection, a continuing series of important classic and contemporary films, has been dedicated to gathering the greatest films from around the world and publishing them in editions that offer the highest technical quality and award-winning, original supplements.
On the note of those Criterion things: Check this out. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/acejet170/sets/72157600089984134/)
(http://fluxuryb.com/uploads/2009/01/street-shots-paris-fashion-week-09-1.jpg)
Why is that so disturbing?
This may have been posted before, but if you want to see the most horrific food concoctions ever, http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
EVERYTHING is meat and cheese and chocolate and deepfried death all wrapped up in one
Steampunk Lord Vader (http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/opusfluke/LordVaderDesktop.jpg)
Joke? What joke?
To English people, faggots are their entire country.
It's Americans who insist on letting God turn them into something resembling a dead body.
Joke? What joke?
To English people, faggots are their entire country.
It's Americans who insist on letting God turn them into something resembling a dead body.
Fred Phelps'd your post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCnVZQGgGI
I'm an olympic swimmer BLOOHBLAHBLOOH
Michael Phelps'd your post.
I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish. I am a fish.
Arnold Rimmer'd my own post.
Guys we get it. Quote tunnels.
Criterion Games (http://www.palesky.com/misc/gaf_collection_collected/)
Hot shit some of these are awesome.
Now i know what girls do with their free time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNUaUslCXQw&feature=related)
KEANU REEVES AS SPIKE SPIEGELOH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY I FINALLY HAVE MY EXCUSE TO DESTROY THIS FUCKING PLANET! MAN, CRAP DUDE!
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8352/paytaxes.jpg)
There is not a number high enough to count the things wrong with that picture
If people aren't already following this they should start now.
1000 Awesome Things (http://1000awesomethings.com/)
People know about FFFFOUND! right? Cus I use FFFFOUND! (http://ffffound.com/) as a buffet of eye food.
Mighty Avengers
NOM NOM NOM
I'm not sure if the baby is enough to appease Mr. Dinosaur, but I love that picture.
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1509/1158947026lolxm8m.jpg)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1509/1158947026lolxm8m.jpg)
I love this picture, it's like on of those cartoony jigsaw puzzles where there is something going on in every little part of it.
Need.Go.Home.Now.
[img ]http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2716/71/121/710125293/n710125293_6583668_2538894.jpg[/img]
Need.Go.Home.Now.
[img ]http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2716/71/121/710125293/n710125293_6583668_2538894.jpg[/img]
"Your Mom" is not a function.
Just sayin'.
There's more! (http://www.holytaco.com/30-awesomely-bad-unicorn-tattoos-gallery)
Need.Go.Home.Now.
[img ]http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2716/71/121/710125293/n710125293_6583668_2538894.jpg[/img]
"Your Mom" is not a function.
Just sayin'.
(http://th07.deviantart.com/fs36/300W/f/2008/254/8/4/Steampunk_Abe_Lincoln_Costume_by_StudioCreations.jpg)
Jesus fucking christ, how much did that cost to build?
This adorable thing is a bushbaby? Maybe?
Less yap more crap
Blue kitty you are an awful person
Looks like Rurouni Kenshin.
Hey, Japanese businessmen think it's awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8OyzGfLyV4)
NSFW: Not Safe For Work
is it because you want know how to hell could that happen and why its so violent.
zombiedude, that made me happy. thanks.
Speaking of video games:
watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_Z0rd7eK0)
Does anyone else find this (http://lifegem.com/) to be a little creepy?
Imagine getting one of those stones mounted into a Prince Albert.
Talk about blood diamonds...
Talk about blood diamonds...
that was awfulesome
Big Rig Dragon For Christ's Sake.
This is the only piece of sculpture that ever needs to be looked at.
ok I should have made this all one post.
I'm not clicking on that link.
The Joker is secretly a big fan of Ichi the Killer.and fan of Kuchisake onna.
(http://lee.org/journal/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg)
"I can't shake the feeling he's building something in there..."
WWF pic's
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/lauriecarscrop_2.jpg)
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"I can't shake the feeling he's building something in there..."
What's he building in there? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs)
I love Wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space)
Imagine a spacecraft of the future, with a crew of a thousand ladies, off for Alpha Centauri, with 2,000 breasts bobbing beautifully and quivering delightfully in response to every weightless movement . . . and I am the commander of the craft, and it is Saturday morning and time for inspection, naturally.
Some women, Commander Norton had decided long ago, should not be allowed aboard ship; weightlessness did things to their breasts that were too damn distracting. It was bad enough when they were motionless; but when they started to move, and sympathetic vibrations set in, it was more than any warm-blooded male should be asked to take. He was quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of an unholstered lady officer through the control cabin.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/lauriecarscrop_2.jpg)
Just one hand and then CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)
so um these are pretty pointless
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5274864/New-beach-shoes-combine-high-heels-and-flippers.html
The moment you step off of a hard surface, your heels are just going to drive straight into the sand and you'll topple over backwards!
I think I can just about make out what Didier Drogba is saying here -
Exit, pursued by M.Ballack -
Either way, just goes to show that all the money in the world can't buy a team capable of winning anything! Real Madrid found that out, and now Chelsea are, too.
You've worn heels?
I think I can just about make out what Didier Drogba is saying here -
Hard Disc Defraggle
PSALM 2009 FOR BRITAIN
(and God knows we need it….)
Gordon is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Conservative party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog,
And that Gordon was a tree
Taratino mixtape. (http://vimeo.com/4368246)
While we're on the topic:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18056.msg560141.html#msg560141
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutube (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=18&cols=18&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1)
This octopus is fucking incredible (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1735378)
It gets so much better! (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=16&cols=16&id=ZPeHk4WMWpY&startZoom=1)youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutube (http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=18&cols=18&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1)
I am tempted to just leave this on all night, no other music I put on will be as calming, or as awesome.
Mr. T wants you to treat yo mama right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo)
(http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg?w=415&h=482)
The scout advertises the slap chop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QIcxoJU4g&feature=channel_page)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/unconventionalfunk/2dkl18i.png)
I'm still trying to figure out who thought the wool nude suit was a good idea.
Oh God Yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZz3a-7iM)
Oh God Yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1upZz3a-7iM)
<3
*drag-queen elf*
Texts from last night. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com)
FML had its 5 minutes, let's get to something new!
(901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
(702): Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
(864): and the officer said have you been drinking
(864): and i said NOO SIR.
(864): and he said, I am a woman.
(507): I want your puppy
(507): I meant pussy
(612): I would rather you take my puppy
Texts from last night. (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com)
FML had its 5 minutes, let's get to something new!
Sorry for another facebook video link guys, but I this was pretty awesome:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=59714300598&ref=nf
ICS, does some creepy images. Check em out here (http://www.kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php)
...souuuuurce!
...souuuuurce!
ICS, does some creepy images. Check em out here (http://www.kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php)
Not a clue, sorry. There is always 4chan though.
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/
quantum erotica (http://www.qwantz.com/)
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t85/FangHamhands/005twrd5.gif)
*donut pic*
That guy can suck a dick. Some asshole at work keeps setting it as the background on every machine, it's garish and annoying and every time we delete the shit he puts it back on somewhere else.
i'm more interested in the guy with top hat sitting nonchalantly in the background than the idiot who's actually trying to get attention
I noticed that guy right away as well, why is he wearing a top hat to a baseball game.
I noticed that guy right away as well, why is he wearing a top hat to a baseball game.
Look at those women. It can't be a baseball game.
Sooner football or rugby (which makes the top hat and tux more feasible).
the best part is that it looks like he's holding something up to his ear.
i like to imagine it's one of these primitive hearing aids (http://www.gilai.com/science/medical/therapeutic/met485.jpg)
i'm more interested in the guy with top hat sitting nonchalantly in the background than the idiot who's actually trying to get attention
[18:31] Tyler: oh god I just wrote terrible fiction for the pointless thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZxZzNk848 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZxZzNk848)
I am a pretty accomplished photobomber. For a while photobombing was even called "Enter the Dovey" among my friends.
Here is my favourite
Ads
I remember all those, or similar, from my youth; are you suggesting the world's not like that now? My, how things have changed!
Do you like BORIS?
Fuck yeah you do!
Do you enjoy skateboarding?
Uh...
THEN YOU CAN BUY A BORIS SKATEBOARD DECK, YOU FUCK (http://www.magicbulletrecords.com/mailorder.html)
Your sig still needs a little work. The close quote is broken.
@Blue Kitty It's hilarious that Red Hulk considers those tattered denim shorts as having his clothes on. Otherwise as far as the massacre is concerned, I wouldn't be too worried. Not like anybody stays dead. Hell, I think even Uncle Ben might have been brought back a time or two.
...yes, I am still a little bitter about Bucky and Jason Todd.
It's CODE RED VS. X-FORCE. Who is Code Red? How about RED HULK. DEADPOOL. THE PUNISHER. ELEKTRA. THUNDRA. THE CRIMSON DYNAMO. What terrible secret could bring this group together -- only to run headlong into the deadliest team of X-Men? All this -- and wait until you see RED HULK VS. WOLVERINE! Superstar scribe Jeph Loeb is joined by art team Ian Churchill and Mark Farmer as the epic saga of the Red Hulk continues!
the hulk can crush people into singularities?
interesting.
food pyramid song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccG9lsKbBOc&feature=rec-HM-r2)
Manly man on man action (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzwr9kRLH0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toplessrobot.com%2Findex.php%3Fpage%3D2&feature=player_embedded)
Sorry I'm Late (http://www.sorry-im-late.com/watch.html)That is obviously inspired by LittleBigPlanet. Love the music.
Sorry I'm Late (http://www.sorry-im-late.com/watch.html)
We don't hand out free hugs in Seattle anymore...
"Free Kick In Balls" picture
Doug Comic.
notalwaysright (http://notalwaysright.com)
Customer: “Ugh! Everything you make here has canola oil in it. Don’t you know that’s not even food? It’s made from rapeseed, which isn’t even edible!”
Me: “While it’s true you can’t actually eat the plant, canola oil itself is–”
Customer: “It’s all genetically modified. You can’t get canola oil that isn’t genetically modified.”
Me: “Actually, the canola oil we use comes from a company called Spectrum that–”
Customer: “Spectrum!? That’s an Illuminati company!”
Me: “Let me get my manager for you…”
Pic
notalwaysright (http://notalwaysright.com)
Four Chords, 36 Songs (http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/05/25)
Male Restroom Etiquette (http://z-studios.com/films/mre/)
"Left 5 Dead"
"Left 5 Dead"
I tried to check out the Night Zero comic but it looks really shit.
Muppets Eleven (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=56199926)
Yes.
"Left 5 Dead"
This is that much funnier/more wrong once you've seen live action L4D porn.
Dickbutt!
Yay! :lol:
Edit:
Also Fuck your hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym5SzKC03zw&feature=player_embedded)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a127j7kdzr4&feature=related
If you guys haven't heard of Derrick Comedy before, you are totally missing out.
Darth Vader riding a shark
ugly kidThat is one ugly kid.
[Chansey Slapping Nurse Joy]
I started getting annoyed by it then remembered that mainstream Australia has become even more vacuous and retarded than usual in the last 5-6 years, and that it's pretty much par for the course.
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/75580233_1252792.gif)
Transformable Tomas
the Reverend W Awdry
I have a feeling that at least at the start of the show all the action scenes were pulled out of existing Japanese action series' and sandwiched in with a bunch of American teens to make it more palatable to a western audience.
Seriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=groaPrY41Rk)Stop stealing my fascinations >:c
Is this the laziest bird ever?
Yeah they're both actresses if I remember. The one the is normally on the left (Kate) was Ted's girlfriend Gooch on Scrubs for a bit.
Christophe, really though, what does that have to do with Brokencyde? Granted, they are both shitty bands, but rather different shitty bands. While the video is hilarious, I'm not seeing a connection.
Christophe, really though, what does that have to do with Brokencyde? Granted, they are both shitty bands, but rather different shitty bands. While the video is hilarious, I'm not seeing a connection.
The legendary Zubaz Pants are back!
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX
This remote gets a Boner when you reach for it!
BONER REMOTE PIC
This Panasonic concept remote lies flaccid, glowing with a pulsing, internal light until a human hand gets near it, whereupon it engorges and becomes stiff, ready to use.
More Info
http://cubeme.com/blog/2008/12/26/strange-panasonic-gel-remote-by-panasonic/
Avenging Narwhal Play Set
BBC is pretty awesome (http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/04/30)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178)
Man, this is long but totally worth it.
I dislike Pokemoans
Alot.
Risk of personal injury!
This appliance is not intended for use by individuals (including children) with restricted physical, physiological or intellectual abilities or deficiencies in experience and/or knowledge unless they are supervised by a person responsible for their safety.
I had no idea: Daft Punk's Robot Rock sounds identical to Breakwater's Release the Beast:
http://www.whosampled.com/sample/view/226/Daft%20Punk-Robot%20Rock_Breakwater-Release%20the%20Beast/
That site is filled with stuff like that.
I am sure that (my CD is in a box) it says so in the liner notes.
[kermit picture]
Autotune the news!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduQaCRkgg4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bzB3HJVcU
oh god yes
are you seriously telling me you went through all 91 pages?
well damn, dude.
and I think tenticle grape is something you give as a joke gift to a kawaii friend you dont like.
Autotune the news!
and I think tenticle grape is something you give as a joke gift to a kawaii friend you dont like.
You mean every kawaii friend?
Is your butt too hard to wipe? (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15)... Is this real?
Is your butt too hard to wipe? (http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15)
Personally, if I find myself every in need of one, I may opt for suicide.
I only just figured out that the woman with blue hair is supposed to be Wonder Woman
Awesome (http://blip.tv/play/AYGK5kyJ53Q)That was amazing.
I only just figured out that the woman with blue hair is supposed to be Wonder Woman
I still don't get the japanese pop-culture reference.
COLORS
color picture of coolness
smell yo dick - mario paint cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSIU-PI38c&feature=related)<3
Airplane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_AJe_NbJE) rides are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
PLAY HIM OFF, KEYBOARD CAT (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/16955.jpg)
(http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg)I think that's a 'shopped image. There was some ridiculous internet gossip when this british kid approached Megan Fox with a yellow rose and she shunned him. In this photo the faces have been swapped and a keyboard cat tat has been added.
Attack Attack! the early years.
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/urania235/BlackDeath.jpg
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/14727.gif)
Goddammit dollface you are the best boarder ever.
probably, the most loud prank that hit today’s Russia was a prank made by the group of youngsters of St.Petersburg.
They have found somewhere explosives, equaled to 300g TNT, and put it inside the iron steel Lenin monument standing on the city square across the railway station. Then at four o’clock in the morning they blew up the explosives so starting early morning of April, 1st 2009 all coming to St.Petersburg railway station or leaving thru it have seen a new look of Lenin monument, with a hole “in the back” as it was called by Russian media, but if to be honest that’s not back, but some body part that is lower than the back.
aqua teen hunger force live action episode (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=CGM6OHT7)
t-pain plays frylock and a brown exercise ball plays meatwad.
Soviet Russian album covers (http://englishrussia.com/?p=2998)
Soviet Russian album covers (http://englishrussia.com/?p=2998)
Keep in mind pretty much all of these are from the 80s and American album covers were just as bad.
The Westboro Baptist Church welcomes you into their home with their new hit single, God Hates the World (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/28/god-hates-the-world.html)
I will never get tired of that image.
I'm pretty sure that Robin cosplayer is in fact a girl
I read it somewhere. Damn you, internet.
Anteater
http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/ (http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/)
http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/ (http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/)
Don't worry everyone, the website is not nearly as horrifying as the U.R.L. would suggest.
See those ones are just baffling,
The Westboro Baptist Church welcomes you into their home with their new hit single, God Hates the World (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/28/god-hates-the-world.html)So much for John 3:16.
thirty some-odd catsThis reminds me of that shitty Stephen King film Sleepwalkers.
I'm still scared of swimming pools because of Are You Afraid of the Dark.
That shit was scary.
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar (http://armorgames.com/play/3469/robot-dinosaurs-that-shoot-beams-when-they-roar)
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/index.html
Therefore it is not pointless. Sorry.
Hip to the hopera.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7GBCSbBiM
MJ
archie meets the punisher
MJ
MJ
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/
(it's exactly what it sounds like)
I am shocked and appalled sir!!
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3127/spidermanthanos.jpg
McDonalds
I was feeling a bit depressed about the vastness of our universe...
but then the M-Bison picture made me laugh.
i keep checkin in on this hoping something interesting will be happening but... no, not really. (http://www.oneandother.co.uk/)
i keep checkin in on this hoping something interesting will be happening but... no, not really. (http://www.oneandother.co.uk/)
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/147/0/e/My_Little_Phalloi_by_ursulav.jpg)]
:cry:
I really wonder what they are saying... any guesses? aha
Hey man, you're new around here, so I'm not going to tear into you with the righteous fury of one thousand angry trolls. What you have posted, while pointless, sort of defeats the purpose of this thread, yes it is pointless, but there is no substance. It is like a ketchup sandwich. You have bread, you have ketchup, but there really is no substance there. Look at many of the other posts, they have a link, or a picture, or even discussion on something posted earlier. This is the internet, son, you can find anything you want. I imagine that you could google up MOO COW and find enough funny pictures to have us laughing for your next 10 posts in this thread.AWW YEAH Let's do this.
http://www.moocowfanclub.com/files/Moo-Cow-typing.jpg
Cow-napped by a Space Cowboy named Zork, Moo Cow finds herself zapped -- KABOOM! -- from the farm and the star attraction in The Inter-Galactic Rodeo on Planet 246.
Based on the movement of the tongue, I can only guess "lump"
TheMichael PhelpsLance ArmstrongRay SmucklesMake Up Your Own Damn Comparison of Foreign Languages. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudgdh6tl00)
TheMichael PhelpsLance ArmstrongRay SmucklesMake Up Your Own Damn Comparison of Foreign Languages. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudgdh6tl00)
TheMichael PhelpsLance ArmstrongRay SmucklesMake Up Your Own Damn Comparison of Foreign Languages. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudgdh6tl00)
Ray Smuckles wouldn't have to work so hard.
Is there any point to what this guy is doing beyond dickwaving?
Barack Obama is an Uppity Negro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXlgXsSUra4)